#bsd hunting dogs

[miammey]

My mom walked in on me drawing this so you better appreciate it

Reference under cut

[almondmilkwithstyle]

I want someone (who is up to you but I am partial to sunshine or insane characters) to find y/n being a little goblin and go, “you’re funny, I’m keeping you” and then bring y/n back to whatever organization they’re part of like, “This is y/n, I found them in a dumpster and their mine know”

(Bonus points if the character hold y/n up from under the arms and they look like a pathetic cat)

(DOA Y/N SERIES)

IM ALIVE. LIFE IS SO SHIT AND SO ARE MY DOODLES, SO YOU ALL MUST SUFFER WITH MY RETURN

Sunshine or insane character? WHY NOT A CHARACTER WHO DOES BOTH

HHHHHH I TRIED TO TAKE MY OWN TYPE OF SPIN ON IT 🗣💥💥💥

Fukuchi would be flabbergasted when you get caught by Tetcho lmao. LIKE, bro runs the DOA so you gotta be under the radar since you work for them, so getting involved with the hunting dogs would be a big NO NO. I'm thinking of MAYBE continuing this, probably Fukuchi kicking Y/N out after a week or something. Even if Nikolai could use his coat to fight when Tetcho jabbed him, I don't think bro would make it that far cuz know Tetcho is straight up an absolute unit 💀💀

Anyways, side note, I really have been struggling with my life. Some of my friends found my cringe tumblr blog now 🗿🗿 (shoutout to those mfs)

I do enjoy the space I've created for myself here (Omg talking the way I always do rn) and dawg it pisses me off so bad that I always end up giving yall false hope 😭😭

I'm trying my best to still enjoy making tumblr blogs, but God does life make it difficult :(

[sirdullahan00]

Drawing been hard lately (⎻▵ ⎻) good day~

[tunamayuuu]

the dogs that hunt

[aivicart]

Greetings Suegiku likers, it’s been. a while.

[thesixthhuntingdog]

Nobody ever talks about it and it feels like i hallucinated it or something

[afterthelambs]

very funny that if you see Bungou Stray Dogs as a yaoi war between Mori and Fukuchi to win Fukuzawa back, then Tachihara takes on the role of a shipper that switched OTPs

[grimeye-j]

He put sugar on the rice... again

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

I'm so sorry Tachihara for ruining your epic reveal moment but as soon as Jouno put the cape on you and it started to swish in the non-existent wind I knew what I had to do

This is their equivalent of t-posing at their enemies btw.

(Text:

Tachihara: "Yes, it is I. The fifth Hunting Dog."

Fukuchi: "It's him!")

They gotta support the baby of the group

[diagonal-queen]

hii! can i request hunting dogs with clumsy s/o?

Hunting Dogs with a clumsy S/O

♡ pairing: Fukuchi Ouchi, Jouno Saigiku, Tecchou Suehiro, Teruko Okura, Tachihara Michizou x gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: What are the Hunting Dogs like with an S/O who's clumsy?

♡ cw: Swearing, mentions of getting hurt/bumping into things/getting accidental cuts, mention of alcohol

note: It's been a while since I actually posted some proper writing. I genuinely do apologise you guys- there's not really any good excuse for me taking as long as I have. Long work hours and bad home life combined have me absolutely fuckin spent, but I know that's also the case for other writers who still manage to produce work on at least a semi-regular basis. I just wanna try and get on top of some of my reqs that've been gathering dust in my drafts lmao. Thank you guys for your support and I love you all <3 apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x

Fukuchi:

I'm gonna be so real with you right now bro literally doesn't care

Like he gives absolutely no fucks that you're clumsy. Fuck you could trip into one of his many barrels of alcohol and fully destroy it and he just wouldn't even be mad

He'd just help you up and be like 'ah you're so cute when you trip over and faceplant and destroy my stuff <33' (probably not that far from verbatim to be honest)

I genuinely don't know what else to tell you other than 'he doesn't care', because he doesn't. Any mess you make, he'll have it cleaned up. Any precious item you break, he'll just replace it.

His only real concern is you somehow hurting yourself, but even then he's not really that worried because he'll find some insanely talented doctor to fix you right up. It wouldn't be an inconvenience for him at all

(Fukuchi IS a sugar daddy and nobody except me has ever acknowledged it and it's lowkey bothering me like c'mon be so for fucking real guys)

All this being said, he probably wouldn't let you carry something extremely valuable like amenogozen (not like he would let you carry it anyway, but your clumsiness does contribute to his overprotectiveness of that stupid dumbass sword)

As always, he will get pissed if anyone else gives you a hard time for your clumsiness

Your whole dynamic is basically just Ozzie and Fizz lowkey

He really just lets you do your thing honestly, he doesn't care whether it's imperfect or whatever. If you're clumsy, then clumsiness is automatically cute tf

Jouno:

Jouno's like the total opposite of clumsy, literally every particle of his being is perfectly coordinated at all times

So he might be upset at first to learn that your motor skills aren't as up to scratch as his are.

You need to remind him that hey, how does he expect a regular ass person to measure up to a genetically modified super soldier? (which is a totally fair argument that even he doesn't rebut)

And after some consideration he's like 'okay fair' and tries to get used to your clumsiness. Keyword being 'tries'; he's not always perfect at tolerating it, but he's doing his best and that's what counts

If you're the kind of person who curses when you stub your toe (or god forbid that thing where you bump your hipbone on the corner of the table for some reason), he's totally cool with that. He's fully okay with swearing

He just doesn't really like when you randomly yell or cry out in pain really loudly/right near him because of the auditory overload

If you cry he will take the time to calm you down and kiss whatever part of your body you hurt better (pretends to hate it but absolutely doesn't)

Uses your clumsiness as an excuse to hold your hand when you guys go out together <3 he also likes feeling your pulse speed up when he touches you

Will randomly pull you in certain directions while you guys are out walking and when you're like 'why?' he'll be like 'you were about to walk into a pole sweetheart' then you turn back around and yeah he was right

Tecchou:

One of my favourite versions of Tecchou is aloof himbo Tecchou so that's what we're going with. Anyways he would be like '...just stop dropping things tf'

It doesn't take him that long to accept that fact that sometimes you're just clumsy without being able to control it and he probably shouldn't trust you with dangerous or fragile object

It probably secretly annoys him a bit at first but he doesn't wanna make you feel bad about

His attention quickly turns to prioritising your safety, so ultimately he doesn't really care

He's really strong so a lot of the time if you have to carry something heavy he just offers to carry it instead. Not only will he be saving you from back pain but he may also potentially be preventing your toes from being shattered under the weight of whatever you would have been carrying

Tecchou would want to cook for you to keep you away from all the kitchenware and appliances, but you don't let him because you know he'll whip up something absolutely abhorrent. Even if you sometimes get nicked with knives or touch hot pans, it's better than eating his food (sorry Tecchou)

He wouldn't want you to leave your place on your own if the weather is rainy or something because that means the pavement/ground is slippery (if you ask him to carry you the chance of him saying yes is surprisingly high actually)

If you ever bump into him, he'll act nonchalant about it but he would be blushing and sweating and shaking and panicking and screaming crying throwing up hyperventilating fanboying dying

Teruko (platonic):

Like most...general traits that a human could have, Teruko would probably make fun of you for it at first

Eventually her teasing would become more lighthearted and silly instead of genuine, but if anyone else tried to bully for you it it's on SIGHT

Teruko can be clumsy sometimes, but more often than not it's just harmless things like carrying a stack of documents and not making sure to secure it so that sheets of paper don't fly off the top

When it comes to her physical strength and combat everything she does is very intentional and coordinated. If you see her actively being clumsy she probably really does not care about what she's doing lol

She's the kind of person to do dart and knife throwing for fun but if you're even in close range of a blade she freaks out and worries that you're gonna fatally wound yourself somehow

If you do end up getting hurt she'll help fix up your injury, like cleaning wounds or bandaging you up or whatever, but she'll chide you about it the whole time (she's hiding the fact that she's secretly super concerned for you)

Absolutely has a phone recording of you tripping and eating shit and always threatens to send it to people unless you buy her food or something like that lmao

Unlike Jouno or Tecchou she's a little bit of a prick and doesn't warn you when you're about to bump into something and then laughs when you bump into said something

I mean she won't let you get hurt hurt but also seeing people get hurt is funny sometimes lmao

Tachihara:

Let's not pretend that this motherfucker isn't also a clumsy bastard

C'mon the two of you are constantly tripping over your own feet let alone each other's feet. You're an accidental chaotic dual MESS

I mean Tachihara is a little less clumsy than you, being a Hunting Dog and all, but if he's sleep-deprived or drunk or something like that he is a literal safety hazard. He definitely doesn't realise how much of a unit he is

As such, he doesn't really mind that you're also clumsy. If you drop things or whatever he doesn't get upset, just helps you pick/clean them up like the sweetheart he is

Also tries to catch you if you trip over (his success rate is improving steadily) but may also fall over in the process so you never really know

He uses his metal manipulation to keep you from getting hurt. If you're in the kitchen and you're about to drop a pot on the ground he catches it before it lands on your feet. Is he really your man if he doesn't use supernatural abilities to keep you from dropping shit

Pretty much every room in the house is stocked with bandaids just in case. You guys almost always have tons of matching ones, along with bruises and random little sores that you have no memory of attaining

Again, if you're the type of person who swears when you stub your toe, the absolute horrific vulgar language that comes out of Tachihara's mouth when he stubs his toe puts you to SHAME

You're as equally concerned for his wellbeing as he is for yours. You both take good care of each other's physical health where you can

taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fyodorhatr, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl

[jounosparticles]

the hunting dogs are so funny because they’re described as the most dangerous unit consisting of the strongest people in the country. and then they look like this

[miammey]

They’re healing

[xinesthetic]

I desperately need Asagiri to write a novel about Hunting Dogs. Except there's no backstories there's no angst it's just the same vibe as the day before Atsushi's entrance exam novel. It's 150 pages worth of Jouno trying to get Fukuchi to sign a restrictive order to ban Tetchou from cooking, it's Teruko on Tachihara's shoulders inviting Suegiku to a 2v2 duel, it's just them trying to get their paperwork done and failing miserably.

[greendy2l]

Sherliam x hunting dogs :D

[aivicart]

May I offer you a tiny teruko in these trying times?

[keiaoi811]

Jouno Saigiku • Missing