*singer!Chuuya au*
Interviewer: Do you ever hear from your exs after you release a song about them?
Chuuya: Well some of them like to write really long emails.
Interviewer: Oh really?
Chuuya: Hm. The guys when I break up with them are like, "You better not write a song about this!"
Chuuya: and I'm like, "No, I wont."
Interviewer:
Chuuya: and then I do.
Interviewer:
Interviewer: Have your ever written a song it was so mean you couldn't release it?
Chuuya: No, I just put those on my albums.
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what bsd characters childhood looked like
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How can I make memes when this is literally already peak comedy.
Chuuya: Yo, the bitch dead?
Dazai: God, I fucking hope so.
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Dazai "everyone's project" Osamu
(Plz don't @ me with any suggestions or "corrections", thank you.)
Edit: holy shit this blew up way more than I ever imagined lol. Thank you to all who reblog, your tags are everything ❤️
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The pattern is long haired men who are always annoyed by him
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Fyodor is such a huge snitch for calling kunikida about dazai bringing alcohol inside the campus. He deserves it though.
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Never beating the soulmates allegations
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Atsushi : Whats your type?
Dazai : Short , Red haired Slugs who have anger issues
Atsushi , Compressing Dazai's Wound : Okay. But like whats your blood type ?
Dazai: Ooh I know It's Mafia Black
Kyouka, in the back : Maybe we should just let him die
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