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#btw stop being biphobic on this post. what the fuck are u all on
nighhtwing · 1 year
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guys WHAT is going on here ??!??!?!
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literaphobe · 4 years
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What's your most chaotic interaction from tumblr? Like rate dumb things that has happened or something jkshceks
oh my god get ready because this took me looking through my asks back until early 2017. i got whiplash reliving some of these. narrowed many moments down to the best ones. behold some of my most chaotic/dumb interactions on tumblr, from most recent to least:
‘not to be an asshole but could you stop making content’ incredible. came for my entire life. for $8,000 i will stop. 8/10
‘why can’t adora be white? :( don’t us white lesbians deserve representation too? :(’ i wanted to die when i got this ask. i still am in disbelief over the fact that this happened. 9/10
‘read your fic - you’re gay’ yeah i got clocked for being gay. what the fuck :( exposed :( 7/10
‘can you flirt in the dms i’m too single for this shit’ getting scolded by anons for allegedly flirting.... yeah call me out! 7/10
‘i have reported you to the secret service for talking about assassinating trump btw’ was anon messing w me? did they want me to be scared? who knows. im not even american. 6.5/10
‘fyi i took a screenshot of one of your posts. ten minutes later my house burnt down so now a screenshot of your post is next to pictures of my house in flames’ 9.5/10. it was definitely my fault. im so sorry i caused your house to burn anon i take full responsibility. u didn’t even blame me for the fire but u should have 
‘how dare u say straights aren’t allowed in the b99 fandom. its 2019 fandoms should be inclusive and welcoming of people regardless of their sexuality????’ 9/10. still cannot believe till this day that i was accused of oppressing the straights 
‘jake is straight you can die mad about it 😘‘ 9/10. amazing. love it when straight people send me death threats for headcanoning characters as bi
 ‘how do you pronounce your name i’ve been saying it as mice hell’ 9.5/10. absolutely incredible that anon thought my incredibly common name michelle was pronounced like this
‘An hour or two? LOL NO. I browse tumblr barely for 15-20 minutes. Of which I have exactly 90 seconds to go through your blog and read dcau chapter if there are responses of new one. Which I do in hardly 45 seconds. So, I actually just skim through the chapter and absorb more than others who read it like twice/thrice. Also, I am writing this long ass ask because my girlfriend is making me wait in my car and wasting our precious time we'd be spending on our date instead. YIKES.’ 9.5/10. ok for context. i uploaded a 15k chapter for a fic and in the tags i told people to be prepared because the chapter might take them like an hour or two to read. and this anon was pissed off that i would dare assume they would take such a long time to read my fic. also they had to tell me why they took the time to send me that ask in the first place. it is so fucking funny
‘Fuck can't wait. You told Monday, now you're telling Tuesday tommorow you'll say Wednesday? Bitch.😠‘ 7/10 i told people i would post my fic on monday but then i delayed it and this anon called me a bitch. this ask is hilarious 
‘Not just to Andy but also every other stranger. Nobody should let you near them if they are uncomfortable. You are bisexual that means everyone should know that you are an equal Potential Threat to all females with all the harassing going on. Being bisexual has its own advantages and disadvantages. You too fall into the category of creepy males creeppin out other females.‘ 8.5/10. i said ‘i want to hug andy samberg’ once and anon decided i was a predator. like yes this is so biphobic but also the way they treated me like a dangerous threat for wanting to hug a celebrity is so funny
‘i just got home from getting kidnapped for 5 days (lol long story) but seeing that you updated your fic definitely helped!’ 10/10. probably the most iconic ask i have ever gotten. also anon was serious and came back in a second ask to explain a little bit more about what happened. i hope they are living a safe happy life now 
‘not to burst your fandom bubble but my child’s middle name was in honor of my father not b99′ remember when chelsea peretti roasted me for making an inaccurate joke about how the middle name of hers and jordan peele’s child was ‘gino’ because it was like the boy version of gina? remember how she slapped me in the face and i completely deserved it for making a stupid joke? my shitposts have definitely been the death of me. will i stop? no. 10/10
‘cocaine girl do not die in that earthquake’ okay so. cocaine girl was one of the funniest commenters i have ever had the pleasure of knowing on my most popular fic. one day in her comment she said ‘there’s an earthquake happening rn hope i don’t die sskksksks’ and then she vanished. she didn’t comment for several chapters. i was super fucking worried you guys i thought she died or didn’t like my fic anymore. according to my memory she came back like weeks later in my comment section like ‘lmao yeah something hit my head during the earthquake and i was in the hospital for five days im ok now tho’ 10/10
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lordoftheunderworld · 5 years
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Voy a escribir un post en castellano, cosa que no hago nunca, porque esto es importante. Skam. Skam es una serie que nos ha unido a muchos, y ha tenido tanta repercusión que hemos visto remakes en muchos países. Uno es España. Y hay un problema, y todos sabemos cuál es. La pansexualidad. Gente en contra de la pansexualidad, queridos, no dejéis de leer que nos conocemos. Han habido fases. La primera Irene y Alejandro diciendo que la pansexualidad no existe y tweeteando esa foto de un cuadro con los muertos como los pansexuales y el resto los bisexuales (cariño, si dices que la pansexualidad es bífoba, luego no hagas tú lo mismo). Luego los escritores lo ponen en un clip, sabiendo que hay muchísima gente joven que lo ve. Y ahora el cast y fans se empiezan a reír y a burlar?? Vamos a ver, primero, no te quejes que la pansexualidad es tránsfoba sin enterarte bien de lo que es. Segundo, una sexualidad no invalida la otra. Por qué coño queréis joder a gente que se identifica de una manera? Qué derechos creéis que tenéis sobre otras personas para criticarles como se sienten?? Cada uno se siente más identificado de una u otra manera, por eso existen diferentes etiquetas. Ahora, que igual también sois los que no les gusta que la gente se identifique como queer si es con lo que están más cómodos... (Por desgracia ese es otro tema que podemos tratar en otro momento) Reírse y burlarse de la gente por sentirse de una forma? Ya sea irene con lo de las banderas, gabriel con la foto, vosotros con el tema del pan, etc etc. Que ya os va bien e, usar la excusa del pan, estáis en primaria o qué? Encima, por si no os habéis dado cuenta, existen otras lenguas e. Y de verdad creéis que el cast son iconos lgtb+? Que irene por ejemplo tiene 17. Hola?? Por cierto, sin un personaje PANSEXUAL en la serie original no hubierais tenido nada de esto. Y no tenéis ningún derecho a utilizar la frase "alt er love" al mismo tiempo que despreciáis una sexualidad, y menos aún durante el mes del orgullo. Por gente como vosotros es una de las razones por la que el colectivo no avanza. Todo esto os lo dice una bisexual, un beso e. Y para acabar, una foto de una de mis mejores amigas, que es pansexual y una de las mejores personas que conozco. OUT AND PROUD
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Skam. Skam is a show that has united many of us, and it has had so much repercusion that we've seen remakes in many countries. One is Spain. And there's a problem, and we all know which one it is. Pansexuality. People who are against it, sweeties, don't stop reading cause we know each other. There have been phases. The first one was Irene and Alejandro saying that pansexuality doesn't exist and tweeting that picture of a painting with the dead people as pansexuals and the rest as bisexuals (baby, if you say that pansexuality is biphobic, don't do the same). Then the writers said it in a clip, knowing that there a lot of young people that watch it. And now the cast and fans start laughing and mocking people?? Let's see, first, don't complain about pansexuality being transphobic without making sure you actually understand what it is. Second, one sexuality doesn't invalidate the other one. Why the fuck do you wanna fuck/hurt people that identify in a certain way? What rights do you think you have over other people to critisize how they feel?? Every person feels better identifying one way or another, that's why there are different labels. Now, maybe you are also the ones who don't like that people identify as queer even if it's what they're most comfortable with... (Sadly that's another issue that we can talk about another time) Laughing and making fun of people for feeling like they do? Irene with the flag thing, gabriel with the photo, you with the bread thing (pan is bread in spanish), etc. And btw come on, using the bread excuse, are you in orimary school or what? Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed, there are other languages. And do you really think the cast are lgbt+ icons? Irene for example is 17. Hello?? Btw, without a PANSEXUAL character in the original series you wouldn't have had any of this. And you don't have the right to use "alt er love" at the same time that you look down on a sexuality, and even less during pride month. People like you is one of the reasons why the colective doesn't go forward. All this is being said by a bisexual, kisses. And to finish, here's a photo of one of my best friends, who is pansexual and one of the best people i know. OUT AND PROUD
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