#bucky shenanigans

[buckysforeverprincess]

Sam: How was the honeymoon?

Y/N: Bucky got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Y/N: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Y/N: I love him.

[anthrophobixx]

doodle dump, been busy with comms sorry gang this is all i hab

[logicheartsoul]

Closeups of Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes Staring at the Other from Deleted Scenes from the trailers of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)

[lnsfawwi]

fanon Steve: so poor can't feed myself must save all the money😢

canon Steve: squandered train money on hotdogs bc he's jealous of Dot

[alienoresimagines]

Jack: What happened here?

Crosby: It’s kind of hard to explain, but Buck and Bucky-

Jack: Got it. Forget I asked

[corvusartchronicles]

Late to the trend but here it is anyway

[thatmexisaurusrex]

Just Sam and Bucky, needing one more minute in the quinjet before they leave, getting these superhero suits on is hard.

[imavikingo]

I have this silly idea… lets imagine Loki (Gamora and Nebula too) can be free from Thanos and infinity war doesn’t happen at all.

Thanos influence wilted and died at some point and the universe is free of that ugly wrinkled wet paper tissue of a titan.

Loki’s punishment after the avengers wasn’t staying in a cell at Asgard, instead he was forced to do a sort of “community service” in Midgard.

Meaning: helping the Avengers and however of the team needed his assistance on missions.

He could do magic but restricted, of course. He couldn’t do malicious or destructive magic (nor illusions) at all.

Except at enemies and in that context it was also more controlled.

That didn’t stop him from annoying the team sometimes.

Doing mischief is in his name, a little bit of jokes and games is expected, right? On his own words he does it to “spice things up”

One of those things was making Steve stop talking for a while. Making him partially mute. In a harmless way of course.

(It sounds worse than it actually is)

Loki’s reasoning is that Steve talks and expresses more of what others expect of him than talking his mind. He got used to going through the motions, and being by himself, only caring when other people are in danger/at risk. Once they got to Bucky it was making sure Bucky was okay and comfortable.

He wants Steve to unwind for once in his life. And of course making him a little bit embarrassed. Its fun watching him blush and splutter after all.

For missions and work he can talk perfectly fine. In dire circumstances too. But on a normal Thursday?

Without the weight of the world on their shoulders? That’s fair game to him.

This little trick works this way:

Only some of Steve’s thoughts can be voiced out loud, but they’re completely out of context (of his train of thought) or uttered in the most inconvenient of times as they come (if Steve is screaming inside it will be voiced that way out loud).

Only him (Loki) and Steve can hear all of what the captain is trying to say and communicate that way if Loki is feeling like it. (Loki is not going to invade Steve’s mind more than that, even if its really tempting)

And Loki is so entertained by all of it (the mind of the captain, the endless confusion of the team, the jealousy that some of them feel, the discussions that seem unilateral but are really funny to him and make him laugh out loud) that he started to bring a bag of popcorn and soda everywhere.

Tony: Ok, So… how are you doing cap? Still can’t get a complete sentence yet?

Steve: Im so tired of this, and yes Tony I still can’t talk normally.

Loki: ohhh? My my Captain… Are you still trying to find a way out of it? You can’t. You’ll need to get used to it.

Steve: Fuck you Loki

Tony: LANGUAGE!

Steve: not you Tony. Loki!

Bucky: shut up Tony!!

Steve: i want to talk Loki! Let me talk, this is ridiculous.

Tony: no robocop, YOU shut up!

Loki: No. this is too entertaining, you think i want to end one of the only things that gives me joy? You’re out of luck Steven.

Steve: ughhh, fuck me… I hate you so much sometimes Loki

Bucky and Tony: WHAT?!

[missmorwen]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Marvel 616 Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Liho (Marvel), Alpine the Cat (Marvel) Additional Tags: Canon Divergence - Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmates With A Twist, Pining, still not over the damn pining, Idiots in Love, Bucky Barnes Trained Black Widows in the Red Room, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Blow Jobs, Shameless Smut, cat shenanigans Summary:

The Winter Soldier knows the redhead is special from the moment he sets his eyes on her. At first glance, all eight Black Widows that he’s been sent to train look the same. They all dress in black clothes covering all but their fingers, necks, and heads. No chance of a soulmark accidentally showing during a sparring match. They all wear their hair in braids. One stands out. Out of the eight, the redhead is the only one looking at him without fear or determination in her eyes. She merely looks curious.

*************

An exploration of the bond between soulmates and the people around them. To quote Nat: Rules are meant to be broken.

[darkimpala1897]

Bucky walks into the room wearing this ridiculous fur coat and sparkly cowboy hat that he found.

Bucky: "Who wants to come to my room for a fuck and a buck?"

Everyone turns towards him trying so hard not to laugh, Buck just pinches the bridge of his nose embarrassed that he's in love with him.

Bucky: "You guys know what I mean?"

Blakely: "Oh we know what you mean, I think everyone here knows what a fuck and a buck means."

Bucky: "Yea but you guys don't know it as good as Buck does."

He closed the coat just as Hambone walked by also wearing a sparkly cowboy hat.

Hambone: "Don't hide the goods darling, I want to see everything."

He said that in the most ridiculous stereotypical southern accent that he could come up with, which had everyone laughing, he also started waving his hat once Bucky opened his coat back up.

Buck: "I don't know them."



[buckysforeverprincess]

Bucky : What are you doing?

Y/N, digging through a bag of M&Ms: Sam really likes the yellow ones, so I'm separating them.

Bucky: That's actually kinda sweet, and signs you’re an amazing friend to him!

Y/N: Huh? No, I'm mad at Sam. I'm collecting them so that I can eat the M&Ms in front of him and not give him any.

Bucky :

Bucky : You're a genius. Can I help?

Y/N: Yes, and let’s get more!

[andydrysdalerogers]

Yours Submissively ~ Masterlist

Steve Rogers X OFC Isabella Davis

Summary: Five Years after the events of Civil War, Steve Rogers has moved on from avenging and has started his own business, Grant Inc. He has a secret that would turn his world upside down. And he's good at keep that secret. Until he meets the woman with violet eyes that could bring him to his knees. Now his mission is to make her, his. But she is the key that could bring the world into balance... or chaos. And she has no idea.

Series Warnings: smut, angst, sexual themes of BDSM, dom/sub dynamics, kidnapping, (and a bunch of others that will come up)

Updates will be done every Friday and Monday!

Dividers by @firefly-graphics

I do NOT give permission for my work to be translated or reposted on here or any other site, even if you give me credit. DO NOT REPOST MY FICS. Reblogs, comments, likes, and feedback ALWAYS appreciated

Main Masterlist

Prologue / Control / Innocence / Intrigued / Infatuation / Excess / Consent / Primero / Contract / Consideration / Communication / Pamper / Masquerade / Realization / Solitude / Experimentation / Flirtation / Innuendo / Adjudication / Desolation / Hindsight / Compromise / Jeopardize / Legacy / Possessive / Advancement / Relocation / Broken / Neglected / Frustration / Conversations / Preparations / Commitment / Devotion / Education / Flee / Sanctuary / Incinta / Devious / Consequences / Understanding / Nacita / Dreams / Yours

[lilbitofmac]

Apex predators…

[navybrat817]

Bucky: Can I be frank with you guys?

Sam : Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Y/N: Can I still be Y/N?

Steve: Shh, let Frank speak.

//

Bucky: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Sam : Plane tickets?

Y/N: Concert tickets?

Steve: Prostitution?

Bucky, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

//

Bucky: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Sam : Rude.

Y/N: That’s fair.

Steve: Not again.

Tony: Are you going to want this back?

A group chat with them would be insane and interesting

A group chat with them would be fantastic. 😂 I also love that Steve jumped to prostitution with seeing people. 🤣 And Tony and Bucky getting along enough to be in a chat together. ❤️

And the reactions when you and Bucky or Steve (or both) start flirting. 😏

Love and thanks! ❤️

[sunnysideprincess]

"Feet off the table, Romanoff. We eat here."

"Barton, get down from the catwalk. I'm not putting on the suit to get you your beer."

"Bruce, Brucieboo. Sleep on your own bed. I don't want Hulk snoring in the R&D lab. He scares off the interns."

"Thor! No coffee before dinner."

"Parker, get off the ceiling and do your homework."

"Yes, Vision, this does taste like raw dirt mixed with Tabasco sauce. And no, Wanda, I will not answer how I know this."

"Davidson! Don't set fires just so Dum-E can have fun."

"Barnes, stop encouraging Keener."

"Wilson, get your man a leash. Or an entire bdsm set. I don't care. Just stop him from hanging around my kids. They're all bad influence on each other."

"Honeybear, how many times? The suit isn't ready for space travel yet. You could just drop a message for Danvers!"

"Pepper, yes. I did, I did-would you just let me speak? Okay, no. She's supersonic. Friday, put her on hold. My ears can't take this."

"No, Steve. For the last time: I did not leave my sweater in your room last night. And thank you for asking this in front of everyone. Now they know we're sleeping with each other."

"Oh, you all knew already? Well, good for you."

aka Tony being the team mom.

YES my heart's still stuck in that phase

[magnetothemagnificent]

There is something so ironic and honestly poetic about the Ao3 tag wranglers wrangling my "Major Samson (Marvel Comics)" tag as the same as my "Leonard Samson" tag.

They are not the same person. They are both very important in this fic of mine but they are not the same person by any means. Major Samson is the villain in this story. Leonard Samson is Bucky's therapist. They are not the same.

This (the man in military dress uniform) is Major Samson, scumbag supreme:

[Captain America #620 (Captain America and Bucky)]

This (the man with the green hair) is Leonard Samson, Bucky's therapist:

[Winter Soldier (2018) #3]

Like it's kind of poetic that Ao3 is blending them together but they are not the same person at all lol.

[id in alt]