#bud spencer is a hufflepuff

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Ok so I firstly watched "Gott vergibt … Django nie!/ zwei vom Affen gebissen" or "Dio perdona … io no!" or whatever...

And what the fuck! i didn't expected that! It's the First movie where both Bud Spencer and Terence Hill were in the mainroles (i Just googled it). It's darker than other movies of them.

But the real Thing what I'm so surprised at, how much of a fanfiction this movie is.

Like really:

Both know each other for a while, they Care for each other and you See it.

One have a Bad/dark History which is the Maintheme in the movie or fanfic.

The other try to find Out what it is and then they get kidnapped by the Bad guy.

The Story gets revealed.

Both been tortured.

One can escape, the other Just after that.

(Terence or Django or Cat got enslaved... Or at least it looked Like it)

At the end one become injured and the other Takes Care of him.

And then they both Ride right into the sundown.

It's right Out of a fanfic and I got so much fangirl attacs!

[mrskillingjoke]

I rewatched another Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movie. "Più forte, ragazzi!" or "all the way boys!" or "Zwei Himmelhunde auf dem Weg zur Hölle" under whatever Name you know this movie.

And I mean... They are both husbands. Salud and Plata are so husbands and I Love it!

I Just wanna make a crack Video out of it, but unfortunatley I can't so... I made a shitpost out of my fangirling.

[mrskillingjoke]

Soooo...

I wanna sort Bud Spencer and Terence Hill (of course in all their movies and Not the actors) in Hogwarts Houses.

It's actually pretty obvious when you know the movies:

Terence Hill is a slytherin. He is cunning, have a target or a goal He wanna reach, He let fight Bud Spencer when he knows, he couldn't take it and he is pretty smart. Of course He also knows how to cheat.

But now there is Bud Spencer and first I were a little confused in which House he could be but then I just knew it. He is a hufflepuff.

He is a hard Shell, soft core kind of Person. He is annoyed by everyone but he literally adopts anyone who is needy enough. Especially Terence Hill.

So Terence Hill have always a reason to be friend with Bud Spencer. And Bud Spencer knows that there is a reason but he don't do anything about it (when you take out His grumbled), because Terence is needy and sticks to him like asphalt on the streets.

So Bud is Like: "Mh, he annoys me so much. But he can't take this fight so I have to rescue him."

So, yeah, Long Text short story.

Terence Hill is a slytherin and Bud Spencer is a hufflepuff.