#bugsnax: Grumpus in ice

[sugary-spider]

Im reading like multiple bugsnax fics at once im an HOT MESS BUT WHAT THE HELL WITH JUST ABOUT ALMOST ALL OF THEM /Silly /affectionate

[mangomagicaart]

And so I did make this a print! Just in time for Floofty Friday too :)

Bonus: stupid doodle dump and my new banner

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Gooood morning to everyone except that purple menace over there!

[bugsnaxocs]

*bites ur nose* EHSJRHSJSNAB UR STINKY

"rat."

(some offense, i can tell who you are "anon")

[cryptic-loser]

Coffee Shop Cuteness

An OC x Canon Bugsnax fic!!

No warnings!!~

[Other than OC x Canon, I guess?? But eh-]

"I just- I don't know how to go about it." Alegander Jamfoot, a young barista, began explaining to his coworker. "I can't just ask her out, that would be.. weird-"

His slightly younger coworker blew some of their hair out of their face, glancing over at Alegander. They had tried to block out his endless rambling, but they had failed. They leaned further into the counter, raising their brow.

"And you're telling me, why?" They retorted, clearly not caring, much to the black-furred grumpuses annoyance.

"Because, Jashua, I was hoping you could help me?! You have a girlfriend, don't you??-" He huffed, waving his hands around like a mad grump, probably confusing the coffee shop patrons around them.

Jashua just shrugged in response, not knowing what to tell their coworker.

"Yeah, but she asked me out, man. I can't help you." They also didn't really care enough to help, but they chose to leave that part out.

Alegander sighed in defeat, slumping against the counter, muttering a quiet 'damnit' under his breath.

Jashua glanced over at him, pausing, before heavily sighing. They didn't really care, but they also didn't want to deal with their coworker sulking all day.

"Listen, Al, if you like her, just like.. give her your number or something!-" The moment they mentioned this, the grumpus' blue eyes lit up from under his glasses.

He quickly stood up straight, lightly slapping the counter as he did so, causing his coworker to glare at him with confusion.

"That's it! I'll write her a note telling her to call me, and give it to her the next time she comes in!" He laughed proudly at his idea. "It's genius!"

Jashua rolled their eyes, huffing another strand of hair out of their face as Alegander began to plan out his note, out loud.

"That's nice, Al." They muttered, not really paying attention.

For minutes, Alegander paced around behind the counter. Thankfully for him, there were barely any customers, so he could do this without being looked at like he was insane.

However, soon enough, a familiar pink furred Grumpus walked through the front doors. Jashua raised their brows, letting out a 'hm'.

"Hey, isn't that her?" They questioned, causing their older coworker to stop dead in his tracks.

"Pardon-" Alegander mumbled, his eyes IMMEDIATELY darting to the door.

And there she was. That brown eyed beauty that had snuck her way into his every thought.

Alegander could feel his heart jump into his throat. She was just as beautiful as last time she came in, and the time before that…

He quickly straightened himself out, adjusting his glasses, and trying to make sure he didn't look like a complete wreck. Afterall, he had to look presentable for this plan to hopefully work.

After a moment, she stepped up to the counter, a small smile on her face as she spoke.

"Oh, you again! Hi!" She had recognized him, almost sounding excited to see him. She.. she was happy to see him!

Alegander cleared his throat, a nervous smile forcing itself onto his lips.

"Yes, hello!- Welcome to Tim Grumptons, what can I get you?-" He managed to say, without sounding too anxious, much to his own delight.

"Oh, just the usual!-" She began to blurt out, before shaking her head slightly. "Sorry- Uhh- One small ice-" She was cut off by Alegander nodding with a grin.

"Small iced coffee with one pump of caramel?" He asked.

She seemed a little surprised that he had memorized her coffee order.. but it appeared to be a pleasant surprise, so that's good!

"Oh!- Uhh.. yeah, actually-!" She sort of laughed, covering her grinning mouth with her paw. Her laugh was so lovely.. like a chiming bell. Just another thing Alegander found enticing.

The black-furred grumpus grinned sheepishly, a little embarrassed at the fact he was able to memorize something so random.

He was horrid when it came to remembering things. Only reason he knew his coworkers' names was because they had name tags! So the fact he was able to remember that?

Just went to show how much this woman crossed his mind.

"Alright, one moment-! Coming right up, madam!-" He gave a quick thumbs up, before scurrying to the back to whip up the best grump damn iced coffee he ever made.

If he was gonna ask her out with a note, than he was going to make sure he impressed her aswell. He just wanted to make a good impression, that's all!

Whilst the coffee brewed, he began to write out his note. It had to be short, yet witty and charming enough to get her to give him even a slight chance.

He tapped his pen on the counter, staring down at the sticky note. Well, grump. He couldn't think of anything!

Alegander's mind raced, yet blanked all at the same time. He internally cursed himself for not being able to think of something, and went back to tending to the coffee.

All throughout the process of making the sweet, iced drink, the black-furred grump wracked his brain, trying to think of something, anything.

That's when it hit him. It was.. a little boring, a little too simple, but.. it just might work!

He placed the coffee cup down beside the post-it note, before he hurriedly jotted down his foolish attempt at a proposition.

Alegander soon strutted back out to the counter, trying to hide his nervousness, though it was obvious to anyone.

He cleared his throat, extending his paw to hand the pink woman her coffee.

"Here you go, ma'am-!" He grinned sheepishly, adjusting the collar of his shirt with his free paw.

The pink grumpus smiled, gently grabbing the cup from him. She didn't seem to notice the note yet. Oh no-

"Thank you-!" She pulled the coffee towards herself, pulling some money out of her purse, placing it on the counter. "Have a wonderful day!"

"You too!" Alegander nodded as she walked out, sipping her iced drink. He just hoped she would notice his note…

---------------------------------------------------

Al's shift was coming to an end, so he and Jashua were cleaning up. He had been waiting all day for that pink-furred grump to send him a text, call him, anything!

He sighed sadly, wiping down the counter with a washcloth. His coworker glanced over at him.

"The grump are you so sad about?-" Jashua raised a brow, glancing at their black-furred colleague.

Alegander shrugged, frowning to himself. He felt so embarrassed, he knew it was a stupid idea-

"Hm. Still haven't gotten a call?" They asked, knowing for a fact he didn't get a call.

"Mmmmhm." The older barista nodded, just sort of leaning against the counter. He just looked kinda just.. done. "I knew it was a foolish idea-"

Jashua just shrugged back at him, giving him some half-assed words of encouragement as they walked out to the back, to take out the trash.

"Better luck next time." They scooped up a trash bag, before walking out to the dumpster.

Alegander huffed, tossing the damp washcloth into a bucket.

"Wow, thanks." He muttered, rolling his blue eyes. Just then, he heard his phone vibrate from his apron pocket.

His face lit up as he scrambled to pull it out, hoping, praying that it was her. Though, of course, he knew he was just getting his hopes up.

"Hello, this is Alegander Jamfoot- To whom am I speaking to?-" He sputtered out, not even bothering to read the caller ID.

If it wasn't her, than he'd just tell them he's busy at work, and he'll call them ba-

"Uhh, hi!- This is the girl who ordered the iced caramel coffee today?- And every other day-" She cleared her throat. "You wrote me a note, telling me to call you?-"

Alegander couldn't believe his ears. It- It was really her! She actually read it, she didn't throw it out-

But why was she just calling now? It was hours later, what took her so long?! He didn't care much, though, he was just happy his plan worked!

"Hello? I-Is this the wrong number?- Oh gosh, I'm so sorry, I must've miss-typed something-! My apol-" Alegander had realized he forgot to respond.

"Ah! N-No, no no! This is the right number! Sorry, I'm just- I'm surprised you actually called-" He let out a laugh, feeling rather embarrassed.

"Oh, good!-" She laughed aswell. That beautiful, chiming laugh. Al could feel his very soul melt right then and there. "You know, I had to hype myself up for like- 10 minutes before I called you, ehehe-! Is- Is that weird?-"

"No, I don't believe that's weird at all!-" He knew he would've done the same. "I mean, definitely not as weird as a barista randomly leaving you a note on your coffee-"

"Ohhh, I thought it was sweet!" Sweet? Oh, my.. that was definitely good!

Alegander couldn't help but grin like a giddy school boy. Jashua saw this as they walked back in, but they chose not to acknowledge it, simply walking past.

"Ah, good, good-!" He cleared his throat, before deciding to get to the point. "Soooo, ahh.. pardon me if this is a little forward, but.. are you free this Saturday..?-"

There was a short silence, filling Alegander with a sense of anxiety. Ohhhh no, he had screwed something up, for sure-

"... Are you asking me out on a date?-" The woman asked, after a few moments. Al's face dropped. He had definitely gone about this wrong-

"AH, UHM- WELL- I-It doesn't need to be a date, if you don't want-! I just think you seem rather nice, and I just- I want to try to get to know you more! Doesn't need to be anything special, just-" As he rambled on, he heard the woman begin to laugh again.

"Alegander-" She spoke softly, reassuringly. This made him stop his ongoing word spew.

"Y-Yes, ma'am..?-" He asked cautiously after a moment.

"I'm free on Saturday, yes.. maybe we can meet up and grab some lunch?" She suggested. It was like she had read his thoughts.

"Oh! Oh, good!" Alegander let out a sigh of relief.

"And please, call me Edyth!" Edyth… it was the most beautiful name he had ever heard. It suited her perfectly! It was like she was too good to be true!

His goofy grin returned to him as he leaned against the freshly cleaned and dried counter.

"Well, Edyth…" It just rolled off his tongue so perfectly… "Shall we discuss details over text?- I need to finish closing up, but I'll be done in about.."

He glanced at the clock, though it didn't really matter much.

"I'd say about 10 minutes! Sound good?" He questioned, pushing himself up off the counter.

"Sounds wonderful! I'm looking forward to it." Edyth chirped.

Alegander could see Jashua glaring at him from the corner of his eye, so he decided to try to wrap it up quickly.

"As am I! Now, as much as I enjoy this, my coworker looks about ready to take my head off-" He laughed. "So.. goodbye for now!"

"Alright, bye Al!" As if it couldn't get any better! She called him Al! Who knew such a simple nickname could send his heart aflutter?!

"Yes, yes, bye-bye-" He sputtered out, quickly hanging up. He felt bad for hanging up so swiftly, but he had panicked-

What a wonderful conversation! His mind raced with all the possible places they could meet up… he shouldn't get too excited, though. This would be a one-time thing, and they become friends, nothing more, nothing less.

Right? ;0]

[treefory]

I’ve been bed ridden and I’ve been reading this realy good bugsnax fic. It’s about an ancient grumpus that got stuck in ice and is uncovered thousands of years in the future! It follows the events in the game but with and extra twist involving spirits and rituals.

So I decided to draw Riamam Lampnom, of the lamp clan (I don’t remember exactly what she looks like but I did my best!)

Here’s the link to all the fics if you’re interested!

[yandere--stuck]

Yandere!Floofty headcanons..? 👀 If you do I'll be forever in your debt!

Sorry this took so long, but I hope you enjoy!

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💜 One couldn't be blamed for their first impression of Floofty Fizzlebean being one that's incredibly cold and rude. Mostly due to the whole, "being incredibly cold and rude" thing they've got going on. At least at first. Hell, their first interaction with you ended with them slapping a gizmo in your hands, talking down at you as though you were a child, and then further adding onto the body horror nightmare you've found yourself entangled in. To say you weren't exactly Floofty's number one fan would be an understatement, and the same sentiment was shared by much of the rest of Snaxburg. But the other Grumpuses (and your journalistic integrity) depended on you and your help in finding Elizabert! And to do that, you needed every piece of the puzzle. Even if that piece happened to be incredibly snooty and sat on a rather high horse.

🧪 You had hoped that Floofty's behavior would improve as you spent more time together, but if anything, the scientist grew even ruder! They'd purposely bump into you, talk down to and insult you, pull you aside to demand you collect certain supplies or Bugsnax for their research! And when they weren't bothering you, they'd hole up in the ship at Boiling Bay to do… Whatever it is they do, not like they'd ever let you look. It'd be lying to say you hadn't thought of giving up on Floofty and leaving them to their own devices, but you could never bring yourself to actually do it. All of Snaxburg depended on you, and that included Floofty! … Even if you hadn't convinced them to move back just yet. And even if they don't come around, you can at least rest assured that you had remained the bigger Grumpus.

💜 Floofty eventually is convinced to move back into town, though part of you worried you might have somehow worsened the situation. The scientist now seemed to switch between pulling you closer and pushing you away. They'd ask for your assistance with their research, only to just as quickly turn up their nose at you and insist you'd only mess things up. Anytime you'd manage to have a civil conversation and manage to get somewhat chummy with them, it was as though a switch were flipped, as though Floofty were catching themself being nice to you and rectifying through arrogance. Hell, their behavior was so noticeable that Snorpy felt the need to confront them - all but having to when Floofty had nearly strong-armed you into almost chopping their head off.

🧪 But, the absolute worst thing, even above all that, was how you could feel Floofty's eyes boring into you. Just staring. Whether you were walking through town and talking with the others or running in from a snak run, you felt watched. And it wouldn't be a big deal because, hey, who doesn't people watch from time to time? Eyes are naturally drawn to movement and new stimuli! But, this was constant. A consistent pattern of behavior. And whenever you dared to face them, they wouldn't even flinch. No looking away or even pretending to be looking at someone else. Just them staring unblinking as you both locked eyes. You could swear you saw malice swirling in their eyes, glowering at you with what you were sure was contempt. And the icing on the cake? You had gone back down to Boiling Bay to fetch a snak for one of your friends, before deciding to sneak a peek inside Floofty's ship… All the air had left your lungs. Scratched over and over and over into the wood, on the floor, the walls, the ceiling, was your name. If you weren't so sure the rumor about Floofty being a killer was a lie, you would have sworn you were their next target.

💜 Before coming to Snaktooth, Floofty Fizzlebean had always been a bit of a recluse. Sure, they had family, their brother, some acquaintances and academic and professional peers, but ultimately nothing deeper than that. Likely in part due to coming across as unusual or rough around the edges. But also because they were a Grumpus that focused on the big picture rather than the small details. And, as such, they were derided for letting small details such as ethics fall to the wayside in pursuit of the greater good. Even on Snaktooth, their attempts at establishing connections between fellow professionals was impeded. Floofty was certain this was simply their fate, until you came along.

🧪 You frustrated Floofty just as much as you bewitched them. Though the scientist had thought little of you originally, Floofty was increasingly impressed by your intelligence, resourcefulness, skill, and adaptability - not to even mention your social intelligence. Deny it all you like, it took a rather special Grumpus to capture the hearts of so many in such little time. So many emotions whirled inside them it nearly made the Grumpus sick! Jealousy, affection, anger, fear, sadness, care. They wanted you close, but they were a danger to both you and themself! They knew you were intelligent but couldn't stand the thought of being seen as less than! They were charmed by your warmth and kindness but fumed at how you never stooped to their level! Why were you always so kind to them? Why did you care? Why wouldn't you just give up on them!? Just thinking about it made their heart beat out of sync and made them want to rip their hair out! You began to consume every waking thought. And even in their dreams, they weren't safe. They… They couldn't take their eyes off you, even going so far as to sneak into your hut at night. And when they weren't doing that, they'd go back to their makeshift hut to scrawl your name out over and over, hoping it'd quiet their mind, if only a little.

💜 You hadn't expected an invitation after you and the others fled the island. You'd all kept in contact, of course, but you weren't expecting anything coming up as of recent. Oddly, it was from Floofty, who'd been the most radio silent out of your friends - if they even considered themself your friend? Despite all you'd been through, you were happy to see the Grumpus was doing well! All smiles in photos and a new prosthetic to boot! They had gone back into teaching and was inviting you down to report on the findings from Snaktooth. Reading the letter, a warmth filled you and you couldn't help but hug the letter to your chest, smiling at knowing that Floofty had thought of you so well as to invite you to speak to their students!

🧪 Despite your initial nervousness at meeting them again, it went off without a hitch! You exchanged pleasantries and caught up with one another before going over their plan for the lecture. Throughout your meeting and the lesson, you couldn't help but feel proud at how far Floofty had come. They seemed so much more understanding and patient. Andfar more lighthearted, too! So much so that they even invited you back to their house to talk further, pouring you up a drink as you sat together. You couldn't get over how relaxed they seemed. And you were feeling relaxed, yourself. Relaxed… Or, wait, was it… Were you just tired? It was a bit hard to keep your head up or your eyes open. As you mumbled apologies, you let your head fall back against the cushion of your chair. Barely able to keep your eyes open, you felt as Floofty got up and approached your side. One of their paws overlapped with your own, giving a gentle squeeze. And as you fell into a deep sleep, Floofty pressed a soft kiss to the top of your head and sighed. "As glad as I am to be able to make up for my previous behavior, I fear you're simply far too trusting for your own good, dear..."

[thehyperrequiem]

Hyper Age (Ice Age Parody) Pentology Cast

Hyper Age 1: “Twenty-thousand years ago, Earth is a wondrous, bizarre world filled with great danger, not the least of which is the beginning of the Ice Age. To avoid a really bad frostbite, the planet's majestic cartoon creatures-and a few small, slothful ones-begin migrating south. The story revolves around sub-zero heroes: a king, a hornet maverick, a pink grumpus and a bizarre combination of a gingerbread cookie and brave soul that is known as Gingerbrave.”

Hyper Age 2; The Meltdown: “With global warming threatening their once-icy domain with widespread flooding, Dark Cacao Cookie (Patrick Seitz), Gramble (Sam Riegel) and Blast Hornet set out to find a safe haven. Along the way, another cookie (Lucy Liu), who thinks she is a member of a robot boy band, joins the travelers on their perilous quest.”

Hyper Age 3; Dawn of The Monsters - “After Gramble (Sam Riegel) pilfers some monster eggs, Dark Cacao Cookie (Patrick Seitz), Blast Hornet and the rest of their bizarre pals enter a mysterious, underground world to rescue the hapless grumpus. During the course of their mission, the gang encounters many creatures great and small, including hungry carnivores and a relentless, monster-hunting Brazilian named Jetstream Sam.”

Hyper Age 4; Continental Drift: “Gingerbrave’s continuous pursuit of an infernal jellybean has world-changing consequences for Dark Cacao Cookie (Patrick Seitz), Gramble (Sam Riegel) and Blast Hornet when the continents split apart. The continental crack-up separates Dark Cacao and his friends from the rest of the herd, including Dark Cacao’s mate, Chocopearl Cookie (Lucy Liu) and rebellious son Dark Choco Cookie (Isaac Robinson Smith). The pals are desperate to return home, but a pirate (Kellen Goff) and his ragtag crew stand in their way.”

Hyper Age 5; Collision Course: “Dark Cacao Cookie starts to worry when his son Dark Choco Cookie announces his engagement. Still unlucky in love, Gramble volunteers to plan the couple's wedding. To Dark Cacao's dismay, nothing can stop the upcoming nuptials, except maybe the end of the world. When Gingerbrave accidentally launches himself into outer space, he sets off a chain reaction that sends an asteroid hurtling toward Earth. Now, the entire herd must leave home to explore new lands and save itself from Gingerbrave’s cosmic blunder.”

Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run) as Manny

Blast Hornet (Megaman X3) as Diego

Gramble (Bugsnax) as Sid

Gingerbrave (Cookie Run) as Scrat

Various Characters as Various Animals

Togepi (Pokemon) as Roshan

Sigma (Megaman X) as Soto

Rainy Turtloid (Megaman X) as Lenny

Dark Mantis (Megaman X) as Oscar

Sting Chameleon (Megaman X) as Zeke

Dr. Hare (Poptropica) as Dab the Dodo

The Rabbids (Rabbids) as the Dodos

Donatello Versus and Rikiel (Jjba) as Carl and Frank (With Ungalo as an Extra)

Queen ChocoPearl Cookie (Cookie Run OC) as Ellie

Haym and Eloni (No Straight Roads) as Crash and Eddie

Rin, Zimelu, and PurlHew (No Straight Roads) as Themselves/Crash and Eddie’s Brothers

Neon J. (No Straight Roads) as Himself/The Opossums’ Father

Mr. Stick (Pizza Tower) as Fast Tony

Johngalli A. (Jjba) as The Lone Gunslinger

Bugsnax (Bugsnax) as Mini-Sloths

Kars and Wammu (Jjba) as Cretaceous and Maelstrom (With Esidsi as a extra)

Gingerbright (Cookie Run) as Scratte

Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear rising) as Buck

Barktholomew (Balan Wonderworld) as the Ankylosaurus

Petey Piranha (Mario) as The Carnivorous Plant

Purrla (Balan Wonderworld) as Mama Dino

Schwarzwalder (Cookie Run) as Rudy

Catnap, Dogday, and Hoppy Hopscotch (Poppy Playtime) as Eggbert, Shelly, and Yoko

Various Monsters as Various Dinosaurs

Cuckoo (Balan Wonderworld) as Roger

Young Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run) as Young Peaches

Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run) as Adult Peaches

Spike Rosered (Megaman X) as Shira

Stink-Eye Tortuca (Cookie Run) as Captain Gutt

Shelda (Bugsnax) as Granny Sloth

Luau Lepunch (Flipline) as Flynn

Squalo (Jjba) as Squint

Tiziano (Jjba) as Himself/Squint’s Partner

Twizzly Gummy Cookie (Cookie Run) as Raz

Monsoon (Metal Gear rising) as Gupta

Cioccolata (Jjba) as Silas

Secco (Jjba) as Dobson

Sheepman (Megaman), Wambus, Triffany, and Floofty (Bugsnax) as Sid’s Family

Sparkling Cookie (Cookie Run) as Ethan

Vampire Cookie (Cookie Run) as Katie

Herb Cookie (Cookie Run) as Steffie

Espresso Cookie (Cookie Run) as Meghan

Cutman (Megaman) as Louis

Scary Monsters Diego Brando (Jjba) and Dinos as Sirens

Beffica (Bugsnax) as Mermaid Sloth

Frost Giant (Balan Wonderworld) as Merman Sloth

Daddy Cakelegs (Bugsnax) as Precious

Sayu (No Straight Roads) as Mermaid Ape

Speedwagon (Jjba) as Shangri Llama

Whipped Cream Cookie (Cookie Run) as Julien

Eggabelle (Bugsnax) as Francine

Wiggle (Bugsnax) as Brooke

Cromdo (Bugsnax) as Teddy

Chili Pepper Cookie and Red Pepper Cookie (Cookie Run) as Bubble and Misty

Licorice Cookie (Cookie Run) as Gavin

Red Velvet Cookie (Cookie Run) as Gertie

Poison Mushroom Cookie (Cookie Run) as Roger

DJ Subatomic Supernova (No Straight Roads) as Neil deBuck Weasel

Caesar Zeppeli (Jjba) as Pythagoras Buck

Blademan (Megaman) as Robo Buck

The Stone Ocean Gang (Jjba) as Themselves/The Herds’ Friends

(Queen Chocopearl Cookie belongs to @sundove88)

[thicctails]

Grumpsona Revamp!

holy fuck guys, I’m still talkin’ ‘bout Bugsnax!

[talking-about-bug-snacks]

SCOOPY BANOOPY

Scoopy Banoopy! Winner of the Bugsnak of all time award! One of the best names of any creature ever! It was August 27th, 2020 when this interview was published, and the world was blessed with the knowledge that there would be a Bugsnak called Scoopy Banoopy.

Some Bugsnax have names that combine the bug and snack names, some have punny names, and some have names twisted from the original snack. Some have some kind of combination of these. And then, there are the ones that, in the devs’ own words, “warp the words into cute nonsense”. Scoopy Banoopy is one of these names! Literally given its name because it would be funny. They were right!

There was a catch, though. With this interview, we learned about a banana split Bugsnak called Scoopy Banoopy, but we did not yet get to SEE it. We did get clarification that whatever it was, it was not a Scoopy, confirming it was no mere variant! What could it be?

On October 8th, 2020, we finally saw it! Scoopy Banoopy, here at last, revealed in the voice cast trailer (where we also learned Michael Schwalbe would be providing its legendary voice)! Scoopy Banoopy is indeed a banana split, with a bowl as its main six-legged body, and ice cream and bananas within. It is topped with whipped cream, has two big banana halves held in front, and its eyes are on two big ol’ cherries on top!

But why are its eyes SAD? We don’t know! It shares these eyes with Tacroaches, which are very nervous and defenseless creatures, but Scoopy Banoopy is one of the most formidable of all, a large, frosty, aggressive Bugsnak that will freeze its victims and toss them away! It could be to fit better with its “sad”-sounding voice, but why is its voice sad? Probably to be funny. It works!

Here is the first in-game image of Scoopy Banoopy I ever did see, which my wonderful friend sent me upon finding it, before I was able to play myself! Here we have a nice side-profile of Scoopy Banoopy, showing its impressive banana forelimbs. That’s right, these are forelimbs, not mandibles! Scoopy Banoopy is based on the giant water bug, which also has large forelimbs it holds outward and uses to grab prey! This makes Scoopy Banoopy, unlike the real giant water bug, have EIGHT legs, which is interesting. An insect with eight legs! Get a load of this! Also, this makes Scoopy Banoopy a rare Bugsnak based on a “true bug”!

Scoopy Banoopy is a composite Snak, and like the inverse of Preying Picantis. Instead of a flaming Snak made of spicy foods in a desert, Scoopy Banoopy is a frosty snak made of dessert on a snowy mountaintop! A broken Scoopy Banoopy will split into a Scoopy, two Banoppers, and for whatever reason, just one Cheery. If its components are used to transform a Grumpus, the player will earn the Sundae Best achievement, which has honestly a fascinating icon! A “real” banana split, but with googly eyes nonetheless. I am inclined to think this is a banana split with fake eyes added to make it Scoopy Banoopy-like, rather than a whole new set of Bugsnax based on the same foods but with slightly different designs.

Remember: “Scoopy Banoopy”!

[twilightprince101]

So I made an SCP entry for Bugsnax...

I thought with the ending and all of the disturbing stuff that this game has, it would fit perfectly with SCP stuff. Not to mention, there has to be an SCP equivalent in the Grumpus world. GCP? SGP? SCG? I dunno man, have some horror writing about muppets.

SCP-3470: Sentient Sustenance

[Heavy spoilers for Bugsnax ending]

Item #: SCP-3470 aka “Snaktooth Island”

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:  Due to its nature of being a landmass the most SCP teams can do is obscure its location to the populus. Efforts have been made to create rumors of numerous shipwrecks--akin to SCP-605 “Bermuda Triangle”--to deter the public from exploring the location. If unauthorized ships are witnessed crossing into the restricted zone, they are to be terminated immediately.           Addendum: Due to the recent insubordination of Dr. [REDACTED]. All authorized personnel that enter or exit SCP-3470 are to be subjected to a rigorous screening process to ensure that no instances of SCP-3470-A are brought out of the restricted area without B Class Permission or higher. Further precautions being considered are a 10 minute test in which personnel seeking access to SCP-3470 are to be placed into an empty room with an instance of SCP-3470-A. If SCP personnel show any signs of wishing to consume SCP-3470-A, they are to be removed from the team immediately. Permission from Professor [REDACTED].  Is awaiting approval.

Description: SCP-3470 is a large landmass off of the coast of [REDACTED].  Spanning 50 mi^2 and nearing 1.5 mi in height. Several sections of SCP-3470 are flux in weather patterns, ranging from lush forests to arid deserts in the span of 3 miles. Although similar in appearance to locations such as  [REDACTED].  And  [REDACTED]. , further research concludes that flora are substantially different in chemical composition, containing traces of [REDACTED].  Which was only recently discovered. Due to this, nearly all flora encompassing the island are inedible, as digestion induces hazardous effects ranging from intense stomach pains to spastic vomiting. 

The most significant aspect of SCP-3470 are various instances of sentient life, which are to be referred to as SCP-3470-A-[1-100]. SCP-3470-A take appearances of common food items, such as SCP-3470-A-1 [“Strabby”] taking the form of a ripe red strawberry with what appear to be dollar store googly-eyes [all instances of SCP-3470-A share the final trait]. All instances of SCP-3470-A vary in physique, behavioral patterns and similarities to their respective food item. Each instance also appears to have a “name” that it repeats ad nauseum despite not having observable mouths or vocal chords, making them easier to classify. Chemically however all are similar, containing faint traces of  [REDACTED]. . This can be witnessed upon any attempt to alter SCP-3470-A instances from their base form, dissolving into an unknown inedible fluid, losing sentience in the process. 

Due to SCP-3470’s flora being inedible, SCP-3470-A instances become the landmass’s only source of sustenance. Consumption of SCP-3470-A induces a drastic and instance side-effect of modifying the consumer’s limbs, thereby becoming SCP-3470-B. The limbs of SCP-3470-B instances vary depending on the instance of SCP-3470-A that has been consumed, alongside how many instances have been consumed prior to said event. Fundamentally however, all limbs modified take on the appearance of whatever the SCP-3470-A instance was impersonating. The more instances a subject consumes the more of their body transforms, beginning with the hands and feet and extending to the entire torso and face. The internal functions of the body remain intact along with full autonomous control, however the structure and physique of transformed limbs change drastically, such as an SCP-3470-B instance’s arm transforming into a banana after consuming an instance of SCP-3470-A-12 [“Banooper”]. These transformations subside in time [correlating to amount of SCP-3470-A instances consumed], with SCP-3470-B limbs reverting back to their original state, containing faint traces of [REDACTED]. 

Addendum 3470-B: Increased Exposure

Proceeding with experimentation with SCP-3470-A instances under Prof. [REDACTED]. , extended exposure and consumption of SCP-3470-A instances results in increasing addictive tendencies and side effects. File below contains audio files of experiments with Personnel D-125.

<Begin Log 01, skip to 00:02:17>

Dr. [REDACTED].: D-Class 125, approach SCP 3470-A-45.

D-125: What is…? Ok, seriously what the grump is this??? Like, I signed up for this expecting a lot of horrifying stuff, but-did someone slap googly-eyes on a piece of corn?!

Dr. [REDACTED].  : 125, please approach SCP-3470-A-45.

D-125: Yeah, yeah, alright. So… (to A-45 after approach), what are you supposed to be then? Did Dr. [REDACTED].  Have their kid put their arts and crafts project on display or-

A-45: Cobhopper!

D-125: GRUMPIN WHA- IT JUST TALKED?! IT MOVED IT’S LOOKING AT ME!!!

Dr. [REDACTED].: (whispering) so much for being the ‘toughest D-class around… ‘

<Skip to 00:08:24>

D-125: So you’re telling me I just… eat it? The eyes too?

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Correct. Do not worry, upon further testing the eyes seem to be made of a material akin to valentine’s candy hearts (lie).

D-125: Huh… alright then. Down the hatch, I guess?

Sounds of eating, cries of A-45

Dr. [REDACTED].  : D-125, describe the flavor.

D-125: It’s… good actually! I was honestly expecting the insides to be guts or poison or something, but it’s actually pretty good! Nice and buttered to, a bit of salt? Reminds me of my mom’s barbeque. 

Dr. [REDACTED].  : And the sensation of your leg transforming?

D-125: Huh? (125 looks down and notices their leg transformed into a head of corn). Oh… Well this is pretty cool I guess. 

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Any uncomfortable sensations?

D-125: Not really no. It’s weird… I can still feel my toes, but it’s like a peg leg. Actually, I think I can see a few kernels wiggling if I try. Neat!

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Is… that it?

D-125: Yeah I think so, *chuckles,* this is actually pretty cool!

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Hmm… (To recorder) Despite initial panic from witnessing A-45, subject D-125 has adjusted to transformation with record pace. Further research required.

<End Log-01>

<Begin Log-04>

D-125: Heya doc!

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Greetings D-125. Have you adjusted to recent transformations?

D-125: Yeah it’s been going alright. The pineapple hair is a pretty nice dew all things considered, and the bacon tongue makes me look like a snake. I like it!

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Pleased to hear it. Now, approach SCP-3470-A-52.

D-125: Alright, what’s on the menu today then? Who’re you little guy?

A-52: Sodi-D Sodi-D!

D-125: Huh, a drink this time. Change of pace I guess.

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Please consume A-52.

D-125: Right away ma’am. Sir. Whatever.

Sound of soda can opening and drinking, cries of A-52.

Dr. [REDACTED].  : (To recorder) Upon the first drop of A-52’s fluid, transformation has already occurred, transforming the subject's ears into what appear to be soda can tabs. No further transformations appear to occur on consecutive gulps-wha (To D-125) Sir?!

Sounds of crunching, further cries of A-52, then silence.

D-125: Not bad! I don’t usually drink soda, beer’s more my thing personally, but it was pretty sweet! Just the right amount of sugar. And hey, new accessory!

Dr. [REDACTED].  : ...D-125, why did you eat A-52’s shell?

D-125: Huh?

Dr. [REDACTED].  : The… the can. Nobody has attempted to consume the can.

D-125: Oh. Uh… 

Silence for 7 seconds 

D-125: I dunno, I guess since the eyes were edible on the other guys, I thought the can would be here? Wasn’t too hard to eat, kinda like biting into ice. Didn’t hurt.

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Very… interesting. This will be recorded for future experiments, thank you D-125.

D-125: No prob. And hey, call me Chuffee.

<End Log-04>

<Begin Log-09, skip to 00:09:54>

D-125: Hehey, candy corn teeth! Pretty sharp too, should make eating these things even easier!

Dr. [REDACTED].  : D-125, you’re nearing complete bodily transformation. Have you been experiencing any discomfort as of late? Any anomalies?

D-125: Nope, in fact I feel great! I used to have this crink in my back for the longest time, but now it’s gone! I’m more limber than I’ve been in ages!

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Fascinating… very well then, thank you for your time.

D-125: ...wait, what? That’s it?

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Hm?

D-125: There isn’t any more left? I thought there would be a bit more.

Dr. [REDACTED].  : *sigh,* D-125, we’ve went over this last time. We cannot give you more than one instance a day due to 3470-A’s high caloric count. The instance you just ate was over twenty th-

D-125: You know you keep saying that. Didn’t you guys want to really figure out what’s with these things? When I ate that soda can you said yourself that nobody’s tried that before, so let’s go further! I’m still hungry anyways, I’m craving a burger if you got any like that.

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Sir, please exit the room. I cannot give you any more than what I am authorized.

D-125: ……..You know, it’s interesting how your window is so high up there. I can hardly see you.

Dr. [REDACTED].  : ...excuse me?

D-125: You heard me [REDACTED].  , I can barely see you from down here. You can see exactly how I change, the new stuff I get… but I can’t see yours.

Silence for 15 seconds.

<End Log-09>

<Begin Log-10, skip to 00:11:02>

D-125: I know you’re holding out on me up there [REDACTED].  .

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Sir, I’ve told you countless times already. I can’t give you any more than I’m authorized.

D-125: (Sarcasm) Oh yeah, suuure. For all I know you guys are feasting away on these things up there, while leaving me for dust! Like seriously, a single popcorn kernel?! That’s it?!

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Sir, that is all I can give you today. Please exi-

Sound of a door opening

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Wh- Professor [REDACTED].  ?

Professor [REDACTED].  : Hello D-125. 

D-125: Oh great, another snob to tell me what to do. If you aren’t gonna feed me, then just shut up already! My stomach’s growling like crazy, and I’m not leaving until I get my meal!

Professor [REDACTED].  : Not to worry D-125, I’m fully prepared to grant your wish.

D-125: ...wait, really?

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Professor, what are you-

Professor [REDACTED].  : I listened to the log of your previous meal, and you raised a good point. If we at the SCP foundation wish to fully understand what these creatures are capable of, we must push the boundaries of what we believe are possible. So then…

(Sound of metal grinding, several overlapping cries of SCP-3470-A instances)

D-125: Oh, my…

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Professor, what are you doing?

Professor [REDACTED].  : Eat until you can’t eat anymore. Consider it my treat, to you.

D-125: Ooohohohohoooo yes!!! Now we’re talking!!! Come to papa little guys!!!

<Skip to 00:32:59>

Professor [REDACTED].  : Subject so far has consumed 34 instances of 3470-A. Since consuming number 21 he has shown increased signs of vigor, despite eating half of his body mass. 

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Professor, please, stop him. This is-

Professor [REDACTED].  : (continuing) Upon complete transformation of limbs to SCP 3470-B instances, any further consumption appears to override a prior one. His leg, previously resembling a head of corn has transformed now into a roll of sushi. His tongue, once a strip of bacon, now a wad of chips.

D-125: (While eating) Mmmph! Oh my god, what are you a jar of pickles! More the merrier!

Sound of sloppy gulping, glass crunching, cries of SCP-3470-A-35

D-125: Ooogh, some noodles too! Love japanese food!

Sounds of rapid slurping, rapid glass crunching and licking.

Professor [REDACTED].  : Subject appears to have increased vigor in consuming 3470-A instances, not leaving a single crumb or shard left uneaten. A query: what is the chemical makeup of instances contained in glass jars or bowls? The bowls themselves? Further research required.

<Skip to 01:42:47>

Dr. [REDACTED]. : Chuffee please, stop! You’re going to hurt yourself!

Rapid, feral sounds of crunching and slurping.

Professor [REDACTED].  : Subject has now eaten approximately eaten 1.5 times his body mass yet continues to feat, now with no regards for table manners whatsoever. I have already called for a janitor to wait outside.

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Chuffee stop!! You-

Laughter, slowly increasing in volume

D-125: This!! This is the best I’ve eaten in my entire life!!!

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Chuffee please-O-oh… oh my-

Professor [REDACTED].  : Subject’s left ear has disconnected itself from its host. There appear to be no signs of blood or even markings indicating he has had one at all-there goes a tooth!

D-125: Hooooh I knew you all were holding back on me!!! This stuff is delicious, amazing, spectacular!!! I’ll never go hungry again, no more rotting on the streets!!! This is all mine, you hear me?! Mine, MINE, MINE!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Laughter continues for several seconds, sounds of objects falling to floor as volume slowly decreases, ending with a loud clatter.

Dr. [REDACTED].  : Ch-Chuffee, I- urp!

Sound of vomiting

Professor [REDACTED].  : Subject, after eating nearly twice his body mass, has had each limb separate from his core torso one by one, now fully resembling their respective food items, until his eyes transformed into SCP-3470-B instance, resembling the mixed nuts that made up his head. Soon after, his torso and head fell apart, scattering into mixed-nuts. I can not recognize Subject D-125 in the slurry.

More sounds of vomiting

Professor [REDACTED].  : These results are quite fascinating. Further research is required into these various side effects. End tape.

<End Log-10>

[girlyliondragon]

Breaking the ice regarding posting stuff for this game and postin’ art in general decided to do some quick ship art to start off and ease myself in. Bugsnax is my focus special interest atm so I’ll rail it while I can artwise lol.

Featuring my bestie (;P) @jade-green-butterfly‘s Grumpus OC Louelle MacaPeach with Cromdo! I think they are very very cute and I love a gal with her short king. <3 (Also avid OC x Canon shipper myself so yeah)

Art: Mine

Do not steal/crop/edit/etc. Do not tag as kin/me

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

"Hi, Riamam! Been a while, huh? I'm glad you're alright"

- Myla Mizzbear

Oh hi there!

Yeah I’m alright, just helping out a friend with some issues

[bugsnaxocs]

Who does one dislike the most?

“That damn kid who keeps trying to trade me double A battery’s for a tub of ice cream and asking if I’m autistic.”

[braverynight]

Just realize I never posted this!

Well, here it is! Riamam's interactions with the rest of the team!

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Bugsnax OCs

Just gonna post my lil Grumpuses here for yall to admire. Oh, mild spoilers (?) for one of them. Kind of. Yeah.

Mollinda Goosechase: The Journalist. A dedicated, curious person who’s always down to help out. Has the worst sleep schedule and “eating” habits whilst on Snaktooth, but Won’t Let That Stop Her. Handles Snaktooth surprisingly well, but how does it affect her once she’s back home . . . ?

Lorabetta Nightshade: My contribution to the Grumpinati OC pile (I’ve taken to calling them The Organisation). As opposed to a spy or assassin, Lorabetta is one of the several, no-less-important office workers who sort through information brought back from missions and use it to set up further missions. Sees her job as just that, a job. Doesn’t actually care for the “bigger picture” or “higher cause” the higher ups keep prattling on about.

Licktoria Lickabrick: Her name started out as a joke and now we have “what if you combined Pinkie Pie and Lickitung into a Grumpus”. A very bright, cheery person who’s eager to please and make people happy, usually through her delicious lollipops. Maybe she needs to learn that she’s worth more than the candies she provides people . . .

Jebbie Swirlyscoop: Licktoria’s best friend and business partner. Her design is inspired by mint ice cream and Vanilluxe. Quieter and more outwardly insecure than Licktoria, but still a very sweet, kindly person, who takes pride and pleasure in creating and selling ice cream. Still doesn’t quite realise how much intelligence on her part goes into inventing combined ice cream flavours, yet has no trouble seeing it in Licktoria’s work.

So there you go everyone, my Grumps.I had no intention on getting so attached, yet here we are.