#bull!sapnap

[tinamybeloved]

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[yutjjhggg]

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[xomoosexo]

okay so to sum it up. dream practiced parkour warrior for 15 hours yesterday and then decided to stream today:

he told the story of running into lil nas x in the studio and nas was wearing the red astoboy cartoon boots which confused him

then he told us he was gonna be doing his "lore voice" for something he forgot he needed to do and suddenly appeared on the h3h3 podcast threatening to sue them for remixing panic attack and then it turned into a full blown interview with some random guy named mike also there

then he went back to parkouring and told us about how he invited xqc to go with him and george to lil nas' birthday party and xqc rode a giant dick mechanical bull very well and pink pantheress came up to him saying she likef his face reveal but he didn't recognize her

then he played a bunch of original demos of twwth songs and fruit and fbm performed some sort of ritual dance to them while he was afk

and he said he hadwanted to make paranoid a single but the label disagreed and played the version with "like me loving you"

then he said "back when tommy and I were friends" and laughed

he had sent the demo of uieud to technodad before it was finished to get his thoughts and ask if it was okay to release before he finished it

he played unreleased songs and revealed a minecraft themed song with parker

sapnap joined the stream while dream was tryharding parkour and had a one sided conversation about how great it was to talk to friends while dream was silently parkouring

dream got a new pb!! shaved off a whole 8 seconds right at the end

[unhonest-iago]

Rodeo! Sapnap Headcanons

Sapnap was known for his accolades within the rodeo world, winning multiple championships 2-3 years in a row

He loved when he spotted you in the crowds beforehand, considering you his lucky charm

Claims it’s the lord’s angels smiling down on him, laughing whenever you call it bullshit

Putting his boots within the stirrups, pulling the reins taught

White button down shirt, brown leather vest, and a cowboy hat

Belt buckle polished to perfection

Thick thighs squeezed against a bull’s hide, having to hold out for the most dangerous eight seconds in sports

Whenever he wins, he treats you to a somewhat fancy steak dinner telling you to get anything you want, it’s on him

He enters more calf roping events than bull riding ones to calm your worries

That said, he has gotten into physical fights w/ Punz, but he’d never tell you the reason. He’d come home w/ a split lip & a bad shiner.

Walking past you, grabbing a bag of frozen peas, not interrupting you when you scold him for it. Just the ‘yes ma’am/sir’ or if you don’t go by either, ‘yessum’. Kissing your knuckles as an apology & to show he was listening.

In his spare time, he’ll take you horseback riding, sharing a saddle

You’re sitting in front while he’s behind you, taking control over the reins

Leads you both up a hill, picnic already sat up. Telling you to go take a seat while he deals with the horse.

With his competitive nature ends with him challenging you, saying he can catch more grapes in his mouth

‘Oh it’s on Donkey Kong’

[bivwifeybunny]

ik it’s not southern sat but I’ve had 3 different men make me uncomfortable in the span of a week thru unwanted compliments and lots of up and down stares so i just need to read abt southern sap comforting the reader bc southern sap is the only man i am taking compliments from at this time pls and thank you have a nice day <3

- r.

Pairing(s): Southern!Sapnap x reader

Warning(s): Harassment, drunk idiot gets punched, nothin else just really cute fluff

A/N: I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD!! Aka back to hopefully posting some more after college absolutely destroyed me last semester lol. As a treat have this Southern!Sapnap fic I wrote in like 3 hours. Guess what time it is for me rn? 5:00 am babyyy 😎 so lookin forward to waking up in a 2 hours 🙃 anyways one last thing, when I wrote this I envisioned Sap as a football player but it's not specific so you can imagine any sport you'd like. Oh wait, last last thing, ik it's not cold in Texas but shush it just fits the plot and i'm too tired to fix it. Hope ya enjoy! (ps, i'm so sorry this took me so long, r hope you enjoy it even if it's like... 3 months late.. my bad.)

You were excited. Rightfully so. You were back in Texas, visiting Sapnap for summer break. College had been kicking your ass, so to say being within arms length of your boyfriend was comforting was an understatement.

The two of you were excited to spend the summer together, spending your first few nights together laying in bed, planning everything you’d do.

One of your plans was to attend more parties. Sapnap’s teammates are known for their raging parties, and in the past you and Sapnap had preferred to do other things, though you did attend on occasion. This summer, however, you wanted to make the most of it and the two of you happened to agree that the best way was through these parties.

Now this was not at all what you pictured.

You were gently bopping to the music that was blaring as you stood outside. You were off to the sidelines, spectating a beer pong match currently going on between Sapnap and his teammate. Nursing the beer in your hands, you began to regret not wearing more layers. Oh well, at least you looked hot as hell even if you were freezing your ass off. Maybe I should keep drinking to warm up. However before you could take another sip, a voice rang through your ears. Way closer than you would’ve liked.

“Hey there, pretty little thing. How’re you doin’ tonight?” The man’s breath fanned over your cheek, causing your nose to wrinkle.

“Fine.” You replied curtly, taking a step away.

“Well I know a few things that could make your night from fine to fantastic.” His eyes raked down your body, either too drunk to take the hint, or blatantly ignoring it.

“Oh yeah? Like what, leaving me alone?” You gave a sarcastic smile, rolling your eyes and folding your arms across your chest.

“Ooh, feisty. I like it,” He smirks, “But as much as I like the attitude, sweetheart, I’d like to fuck it out of you even more.” His hand reaches for your waist, tugging you flush against his body, knocking your drink to the floor in the process.

Your heart rate quickly elevated, eyes darting around looking for Sapnap, quickly locking eyes with your pissed looking boyfriend.

Sapnap slammed down his cup with a laugh and a hiccup, eyes automatically wandering back over to you, eager to see your reaction to how fast he chugged his cup. Instead, he was met by you pressed up against this random guy, looking as uncomfortable as ever, which quickly made his blood boil.

You always liked to think of Sapnap as a bull. He shared lots of characteristics with the animal, not to mention his short, bulky frame. But it was times like these you could really see it. Like as you watched as he pried the drunkard off of you and his fist collided with the guy’s cheek.

The man fell to the floor but quickly staggered back onto his feet, immediately turning to Sapnap. “What the fuck is your problem, man?” He yelled, swaying as he tried to remain upright.

“What’s my problem? You need to learn how to take a fuckin’ hint.” The brunette spat, southern drawl thick from the alcohol, grabbing your hand for comfort. “Even better, learn to take no as an answer. Try to get it through your thick fuckin’ skull next time and leave my girl alone.”

He tugs you away, back inside the bustling house and into one of the unoccupied rooms, away from everyone else. He makes quick work of his jacket, settling it over your shoulders, wanting to warm you up after feeling your cold skin. “Are you okay, darlin’? He didn’t hurt ya, did he? Sorry I didn’t step in sooner, wish I’d noticed earlier-”

His slightly slurred ramblings were cut off by a small kiss. “I’m fine, Sap. A little grossed out, but fine. It didn’t go further than that which is all that matters. You stepped in and prevented that, so thank you.” You smiled reassuringly to which he eagerly returned.

“You’re welcome… was just worried somethin’ had happened.” He murmured, leaning into your touch as your hand came up and cradled his cheek. His hand wrapped around your waist pulling you into a hug and nuzzling his face in your neck. “Can we go home?”

You smiled as you hugged him and ran your fingers through his hair. You knew he wasn’t asking for himself, and the thought of how caring and thoughtful he was even when he was drunk filled you with giddy. “Of course we can, sweetheart. Spend the rest of the night, cuddlin’, yeah?”

“Yeah..” He mumbled in response, nodding his head as he let you lead him back out of the house towards his car. As you were digging in your bag for the keys, two of his teammates came jogging over to you.

“There you guys are. We were looking for you.” The blonde one said, sending you two a smile.

“Yeah, we wanted to see if you were okay and let you know we took care of the guy and sent him on his way with a friend of his who was sober.” The other informed you both, hands stuffed in his pockets.

“What he did wasn’t cool and we hope it doesn’t deter you from coming to another party sometime in the future. We swear they aren’t all like this and we try to handle people like that as soon as we can.” The blonde reassured with a sincere and polite smile.

You smiled in relief at the boys’ kindness. “Thanks, and I’m totally fine. Although I’m lucky Sap here stepped in when he did.” You patted his arm as he chuckled, his arm around you giving you a light squeeze. “And I can promise you we’ll still come to parties in the future.”

The two beamed, high fiving one another.

“Yeah, otherwise how’ll we finish our beer pong match? I was totally kicking your ass.” Sapnap smirked, causing the blonde to scoff.

“Yeah right, that’s why you’re drunk right now?” He retorted, earning a laugh from their other teammate.

“M’not drunk.” Sapnap huffs indignantly, earning a giggle from you as well.

“Alright, we should get going now. See you boys later.” You waved, helping Sapnap into the car before starting the drive home.

As soon as you’re home, you’re making quick work changing into some soft, cozy clothes, aka one of Sapnap’s hoodies and some shorts, and getting Sap to drink some water before getting comfy in your bed together.

He held you closely, sharing your warmth under the blankets as he tucked his head in your chest. “Know you’re gorgeous an’ all but people are dicks. Need to learn boundaries. Especially when it comes to my girl.” He kissed your lips before settling back into his cozy position. “Love you, darlin’, g’night..” He murmurs softly before he begins to snore.

You can’t stop the smile on your face, nor the way your face heats up at his words, though you know you don’t really want to. “Love you too, Sap.. goodnight..” You grin as you nuzzle into his embrace and close your eyes. The things this boy does to me…

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[pomellon]

Some mini saurian dragon lore! Since the dragon in my lore are hermaphrodites they tend to choose whether or not to present themselves as masculine or feminine and what pronouns they go by. However their identity is unique to them and them alone, and just because one dragon decides to present themselves as feminine doesn't mean that their meaning of femininity is the same as someone else's.

When picking pronouns young dragons often look at nature and gonochoric creatures that present as either male or female. One dragon might decide to go by he/him because they admire the size and strength of a bull and wish to portray themselves similarly, while another might decide to go by the same pronouns but because they find colourful male birds beautiful and graceful. Both of the dragons present themselves as male but in a way that’s unique to their own personal worldviews. 

When dragons introduce themselves they often add “son/daughter/child” to signify their preferred pronouns. Sapnap for example would introduce himself as “Son of the Spirit”, signifying both that he prefers he/him and that he’s fire elemental. Punz on the other hand could introduce himself as either “Son-” or “Child-” or even “Son and child of the Ruler” to signifying they prefer he/they and that they’re a lightning elemental. 

Some dragons also fancy themselves neo pronouns and will then introduce themselves as “Ze/bun/bee/etc. of [god title]”. Should a dragon not have their magic yet and still be a grey eyes they might also present themselves as “Child to be” or “Child of none”.

[itspyon]

fake f1 fans kin assigning the dteam all WRONG

you're telling me you see lewis hamilton and the spirit of dreamwastaken doesn't show up in front ??? you don't see how red bull coded sapnap is ??? GEORGE'S FERRARIISMS ???????

[salted-caramel-tea]

do we know what f1 team dream supports?

no sapnap has met lando and seemed pretty chuffed about it so i’m gonna place him in mclaren at my own discretion and dream is wearing his comfort beanie which is red and white so i’m putting him in ferrari bc it matches their vegas livery but also at the same time red bull bc he and max verstappen are the same person and george in putting in mercedes bc

[mushiewrites]

I just thought of this as I was falling asleep. Sapnap wrecking Dream on his bed, taking his time, dragging it out. Dream says things like "You're being mean" and "you said you'd be nice this time" which earns him either a "you wanna see mean?" Or a "this is nice, would you rather I wreck you the same way you do me and George?" And next thing you know the only thing coming out of Dream’s mouth after that is frantic apologise

oh dweamie dweamie dweam. when will he learn? i guess it doesn't matter since sap will teach him anyway (:

sap has one of dreams out to the side, his own hand pressing against dreams wrist to keep it down on the bed as sap traces his free hand gently over his tummy. he would pay attention to the spots that make him jump and squeal, and do the same with the spots that make him giggle and melt. he's using a fair amount of both, switching between wanting to make dream cackle and wanting him to make little chirpy giggles ):

surprisingly dream blurts it out while sap is being gentle - his pointer finger grazes a little too close to the middle of his tummy, right on the edge of the lil dip, and dream can't help himself. "s-sahahpnap! y-you sahaid you'd behehe nice thihis tihime! y-you're being mehehean!"

and from the look on saps face dream knows he fucked up. in fact he knew it the moment the words passed his lips, already being knowledgable on how cruel sapnap can actually be when he tries. but for whatever reason he says it anyway and now sapnap is just smirking down at him, his hand frozen on the warm skin of his tummy while the hand gripping his wrist slowly tightens, pressing it more into the bed

"this is mean?" sap would swipe his finger again closer to the side of his tummy and it makes dream squeak, slightly squirming to the side but not enough to truly get away. he'd squeeze his eyes shut as sap moved his hand off of his tummy, scared to see where it's going to touch down next. he doesn't feel anything though, and after a minute he hears sapnap mumble "I'll show you mean."

and that is just a tactic to get dream to open his eyes, which he does. they actually snap open, the fear in them causing sapnap to burst into giggles because "holy shit dude, your face!" which only makes dream blush harder than he had all night. it takes him a second to register but sapnap is hovering his hand over his vulnerable armpit, and it's only when he pulls at his wrist and finds it doesn't budge that dream truly realizes how much worse it could be

just as he starts to relax though, sapnap quickly kneads his pointer and middle fingers under his arm, wiggling them quickly with pressure to make dream scream. he nearly bucks sap off, which then prompts sapnap to make an offhand comment about how it feels like he's "back in texas riding the bulls!", but dream can't help it. he tries to turn his body onto the side to block his poor lil sensitive armpit but thankfully the fingers are gone as quickly as they appeared

"so we understand now that this isn't mean, right?" sapnap would go back to running his nails over dreams jumpy tummy which would send dream back into lil squeaky giggles again. he'd nod his head at sapnap and look up at him through his squinty eyes, giggling a little louder when sap starts giggling with him as well. sap would roll his eyes, bc of course he'd be giggling at dream, how could he not when he's that adorable? but he'd really wanna drive the point home, so he'd lean down close to dream's ear, letting his stubble tk the shell of it before he spoke

"good. because if you're still having trouble understanding, I could always call george (:"

[tinogiehd]

i love when george drank a red bull before a manhunt and went crazy with sapnap on facetime halfway through recording and everyone was so confused why they got zoomies 😭

sapnap saying he gets his energy from george 😭🫶

[tinamybeloved]

One of the realest things Dream has said is that Sapnap is a little bull like yeah yeah he is

[sappymix1]

like of course the farm convo turned to bull cum the second sapnap tried to bring george on

[rose-absolute]

sapnap?

I have a male cat and black lab/pit bull mix

[dwtdog]

give sapnap his weed farm dream his quails and george his bull semen ? and they will all be happy

[kasey-writes-stuff]

Tickle hug

Dream squeaked giggling “EEK QUuhuahaahcckkihittyy whihihyyy?!?” Quackity smirked as he scribbled his hands on dreams side as he had him in a hug “you know exactly why Dream!” Dream tried to continue to play innocent “nohoho ihihi dohohnnttt!” Quackity rolled his eyes “Dream you literally called me mega short and said you were afraid you would step on me if you’re not careful did you really think I’d let you get off with that with no repercussions?“ Dream giggles more at the mention of his joke and Quackity hitting a specific ticklish spot on his sides “EE cohohomnehehehe OHohohnnn ihihittt wahhahssss fuhhunnny!” Quackity scoffed “Look I am not that short you’re just incredibly tall and if you really wanna laugh I can help out with that surely I can manage to find a death spot, I mean I found Karl’s literally the second day of us hanging out for the first time ever!” Dream shakes his head “wehehlll bUHUHUTTT ihihisssnnttt HEHEH ahhaha whahahllkjihihinngg dehehhhattthh SPOOHOTT?!?”

Quackity shrugs “I mean kinda but still if you don’t wanna accept that I also found Sapnap’s within the second day of meeting him” Dream scoffs softly in his giggles “OHOHO plhehehaaaseehehe twohohoh ohohofff HIHIHISSSS dehahhatthhh spohohottsss AHArrehehee rihihigghttt nehehexxttt tohoho ehehehahahacchhh ohoTHEHHERRR!” Quackity sighed “Dream I could go ahead and say how I found George’s as well but I just know you’re gonna say the same thing and I’m just gonna go ahead and call you out on your bull crap and say I can see right through you trying to doubt my abilities to make yourself less scared of me finding your death spots it’s just not gonna work I’m going to find them!” Dream whined softly as Quackity’s fingers stilled and blushed knowing Quackity is right… “ihihihi hnngg just do it already okay?!” Quackity smiled as he gently poked Dreams cheek “awww can dreamie not take the anticipation?” Dream squeaked and lightly batted at Quackity’s hand “shut up!” Quackity giggled softly “oohh I don’t think he can your honor! Mr big tall dreamie can’t take being made to wait for his tickles!” Dream whined again hiding his face in Quackity’s shoulder “Quackity! Please!” Quackity giggled softly again “okay okay I’ll get on with it! Hmm you give me vibes very similar to Karl very walking death spot but loves it vibes… but hmm I think I’ll see about… right… here!”

His fingers darted to Dream’s ribs scribbling and squeezing from bottom to top eyebrows raising at how Dream’s laughter would increase the closer he got to his pits “EAHHAHA NAHHAHA FRIHIHCCKK!” Upon this he was quick to waste no time plunging into his pits making Dream squirm about in his hug even more as his arms were firmly clamped down upon instinct “EEEHHAHAHHA QUHUHUAAHAHAHCCKKIHIHTTYYY!” Quackity giggled with Dream softly “Awww you really are so ticklish aren’t you dreamie? Hmm say do you have a favorite spot to be tickled?” Quackity paused after a few seconds wiggling his hands out and awaiting dreams answer.. it took Dream a few moments to collect himself before he finally mumbled “my tummy…” Quackity smiled “awe a lot of people like tummy tickles so that’s really not that surprising for you to say that spot still very cute do you have any others?” Dream nods softly “Mm my f-feet and back…” Quackity’s smile morphs into one of excitement “Oohh most people don’t like feet tickles so that’s exciting! So you up for more tickles Dreamie or no?” Dream shyly mumbles “mm maybe some soft tummy ones…”

Quackity nods “you got it man you wanna uh stay hugging or what?” Dream shyly asks “can we uh can we cuddle?” Quackity nods quickly! “Of course man couch?” Dream shrugs “mm my bed is bigger so it’d probably be more comfy” Quackity nods “alright dude lead the way” and so the next few hours Dream spends getting all the soft tickles he could ever want (for the day) from Quackity happy as ever albeit he did not expect it this to ever happen he’s very happy it did

The end

(I hope you all enjoy! I wanted to do something ler!quackity lee!dream and came up with this!)