#bull's-eye

[shotmrmiller]

the trope of you accidentally catching a peek of someone having sex with another and instead of fucking off you stick around and hope they don't find out except they already know but:

you're roommates with active military soap and it works because he's hardly there, he's real easy to be friends with and when his hands wander it's not totally repulsive because he's hot.

and then he brings his boyfriend over and you'd only meant to get some ice cream from the freezer but they left the door cracked open. you, as the good friend he doesn't fucking deserve, close the door while keeping your eyes glued to the ceiling and go about your day.

(you're so teasing him about the fact that he sounds like a bleating sheep while getting rawdogged lmaoooo)

but the one that catches you in the kitchen minding your own business isn't soap. it's his boyfriend. and his boyfriend is as forward as a freight train on a downhill slope.

"saw ya lookin' at us."

? you did no such thing.

"if ya were lookin' for a fuck, coulda just said so."

you were doing no such thing but it doesn't matter because you're but a simple hot blooded individual and having two doting meat heads fighting over who gets to taste you first is something out of a romance book.

[justl-12]

This is really self indulgent but I rewatched black clover again and kept thinking of a bc au 

[notafanjustpassionate]

We can't blame him, can we?? 😌

[formulanni]

Babygirl core

Tag: @st-leclerc

[vintagehomecollection]

Interior Visions: Great American Designers and the Showcase House, 1988

[thatgirlwholikescars]

Formula One: The Drivers Tour

[il-predestinato]

Max: "This is a picture of Charles with Bianchi."

'@Charles_Leclerc @OconEsteban you are looking very sexy out there 😂😂'

Max: "Oh yeah, this is me! [...] ME!"

(Okay Max, chill... even Checo was like "this is definitely Max" 😭)

🎥: Red Bull Racing

[sebnameyourcar]

gee i wonder why silverstone are struggling to sell tickets this year

[vinnyschminny]

RISING UP 2 THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL!!!!/lyr

[amgroscoe]

he is beauty✨ he is grace✨ he almost fell✨ on his face✨

[fcb-mv33]

Eyes closed🥺🥺

[slowestlap]

Max taking care of Carlos' forgotten caps | Miami GP, 2022 • Italian GP, 2023

[gethoce]

Old Man Meta Knight

[notafanjustpassionate]

charles please, I'm sure it wasn't that funny 🙂‍↕️

[kneelingshadowsalome]

eating König x high school sweetheart up like a buffet tbh [Gordon Ramsey voice] finally some good fucking food 🤌🔥

What if König and Sweetheart had an oops baby? Sweetheart is estatic because it’s the best of both of them and König would be the best dad! You’ve overcome your pasts to build a sweet little future together!!

He agrees that he would be the best dad (to anyone else’s baby, not hers 😤) but is panicking because his plans to leave her in the dust have been effectively put on hold for 18 years. She didn’t baby trap him, he obvs baby-trapped her!! He’s goes into Turbo Cope Mode and convinces himself that no one will want her as a single mom, and that no one is more qualified to raise HIS baby than HIM. He’ll play happy family for now (⬅️ will play happy family forever).

I just imagine him breeding her like crazy ("out of revenge") until there's 5 carbon copies of him and her running around and calling him 'daddy' and her, 'mommy' :) It stopped being an "oops" at the third one but he simply can't stop himself!

He wasn't sure what his plan was but it def wasn't this: her being like a ray of sun when he comes back home, kids running around everywhere and practically climbing him like koalas, asking if he has anything for them, the oldest even snatches his knife out of it's sheath when he's preoccupied with grabbing this crawling little thing on the floor before it bonks its head.

"The babysitter cancelled at the last minute," she breaths a smile and a kiss on his lips while the 3 months old baby König is staring at them wide-mouthed. "Perhaps it's a good thing, otherwise you'd have too much time in your hands to knock me up again..."

[justc2world]

Feels like foreshadowing to me 👀

📷 redbullracing