#bungou stray dogs

[iwamimimimi]

[sensitiveheartless]

Lyrics from Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding Out For A Hero”! :D

[imsofrancey]

nearly lost my mind cause of this brush

[luneariann]

Theyre silly

[whathorselegs]

In my opinion, Skk probably didn't do a fake undercover marriage when Dazai was in the PM, because they were 18 at the oldest, but I bet they pretended to be fiancés.

Dazai wants to convince Chuuya they have to do a whole fake proposal to make it believable to their marks and Chuuya's just like "What's a proposal?" Which works in Dazai's favour because Chuuya's curiosity always gets the better of him. He tells him not to worry about it and that Dazai will handle it.

Several days later, they're undercover in a restaurant where they plan to serendipitously meet the targets and Dazai pulls the classic, "I didn't order these drinks, hey whats this in your glass?" Proposal, Chuuya almost freaks out because he has no idea why the whole restaurant is watching them, when they are supposed to be undercover, but Dazai pops the question and he catches on. The marks congratulate them, chance meeting achieved and Dazai got to be a dramatic theatre kid. All is well.

Until later when Dazai's annoying Chuuya and he says "It's a good job I did the proposal, you'd make such a mess of it, I'd have no choice but to refuse to save my dignity."

To which Chuuya obviously takes offence and bets he could out do Dazai's stupid proposal easily.

So every time they have to go undercover, they choose the same story and take turns proposing. Each one getting more and more ridiculous and convoluted. At least once it messes up the whole mission because they get banned from the establishment.

And each time the dumb little speeches they make before they say "Will you marry me?" get just a little more earnest.

(they also have fun breaking off the engagement multiple times coming up with awful lies as to what the other one did to cause it. This also got them barred from at least two places.)

[seukorei]

double black ⚢

[liyv]

bleeding from the heart

uhh red camellia (love), zinnia (thoughts of absent friends), heliotrope (devotion)

for chuuya week day 2: flower language ^^

[originalaccountname]

dazai fluffy cat because when he gets wet he dissappears and becomes a soggy twig

[boyanacronism]

meow or something

[sabh0]

I don't have anything new to post (and probably won't have for a while bc school is killing me rn) (unless i ignore school) (that may happen) so hello tumblr, hope u will be happy with those doodles from january (so yeah the artstyle is a bit off) (why is chuuya's face orange)

[iwamimimimi]

[withabroken-heart]

REASONS NOT TO END IT ALL:

1) all the unreleased songs from your favourite artist

2) all the dogs and cats waiting to be loved by you

3) GOTTA OUTLIVE THE HATERS

4) THE HATERS GONNA BE HAPPY IF YOU DIE

5) potatoes. boil them, mash them, fry them up till golden and crispy

6) we got 2 more fnaf movies to go

7) dr. pepper

8) you have so many hugs left to give and get

9) you might eat your favourite meal tomorrow

10) keep telling yourself “not today.” one day you won’t have to.

please, REBLOG + ADD MORE REASONS!

[cryptidkey]

sigma sigma sigma sigma sigm

Here’s both of these

[savasavva]

summer depression

[candiedfright]

Black void cat Dazai or brown wet pathetic cat Dazai, which one you like more?

see i'm conflicted here. because black void cat is very pm dazai but brown wet pathetic cat is very ada dazai.

so then... brown void wet pathetic cat ???

[kuni-kuun]

Something stupid