#bushido bunny

[taizi]

give me something that’ll haunt me when you’re not around

chapter one: keep on keeping your eyes on me

rise of the tmnt  pairing: leoichi (leonardo / usagi yuichi) word count: 1k title borrowed from sparks fly by tswift  post-movie

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Usagi Yuichi doesn’t have a crush on that striped turtle guy who used to come into Run of the Mill all the time, because that would be stupid.

Because that turtle guy, Hamato Leonardo, is such a joke—he’s loud and obnoxious, all swagger and big talk and dad jokes that don’t even land half the time. He’s annoying, and it’s annoying that he acts like he can do whatever he wants just because Señor Hueso treats him like an unruly nephew, and it’s super annoying that he has the audacity to stop showing his face around here now that everyone has come to expect it.

It’s not because Yuichi misses him or anything! He just—noticed that Leonardo hasn’t been around lately, because Yuichi is very observant. That’s all.

The restaurant has felt weird and off-kilter in the turtle siblings’ absence the last couple of weeks. Yuichi brings it up once, a casual “I haven’t seen those Hamatos around here lately, have you?” that makes his coworker Qiao lower their glasses to stare at him over the rims so pointedly that Yuichi blushes to the tips of his ears and resolves to never bring it up again.  

Okay, so maybe he’s always been a tiny bit preoccupied with Leonardo—it’s not Yuichi’s fault the guy is so distracting.

Always propping his hip against counters and door jambs while he waits for a table, long and lean and dangerous, striped arms tight with muscle when they cross over his armored chest. Ugh.

And his stupid picture-perfect smile—the way it warms into something crooked and affectionate when his siblings are being particularly crazy, like those same ridiculous antics that send normal people running in the opposite direction are the absolute highlight of his day—ugh.

He’s so nice to look at. When he’s not fronting like he’s got something to prove, he’s really funny. He helps out a lot around the restaurant just because he can and he portals Yuichi’s coworkers home when it gets too late and they don’t have a ride and he’s. It’s. Ugh!!!!!

And he’s a fellow swordsman. He loves kenjutsu the same way Yuichi does, in a way that lights him up from the inside.

The first time they ever talked, months ago now, Yuichi struggled to sound cool and collected under the spotlight of Leonardo’s sharp golden eyes, trying to channel the samurai spirit of Miyamoto himself to possess Yuichi and keep him from stammering like an idiot.

Somehow he managed to maintain a flat, level tone as he casually mentioned that he trained with a sword, too. Leonardo’s face brightened in a way that Yuichi was woefully unprepared for. Mentally, he had to take a knee.

Their first conversation went on for most of an hour. Yuichi forgot he was supposed to be bussing tables and got dragged off by Qiao eventually, and Leonardo got an earful over the phone from the brothers whose dinner was getting cold in the takeout boxes in front of him, but until then—it was fun.

They compared their respective training, despaired over the same horrible, awful, whose-idea-even-was-it-and-why-did-it-stick katas, and at some point Leonardo reached over his shoulder and withdrew one of his beautiful katana, flipping it deftly in his hand and offering it hilt-first to Yuichi.

It was such an off-handed gesture, as if it wasn’t precious and important and an extension of his own self, as if it made perfect sense to let a complete stranger take it. Even Leonardo’s sister, sitting on the other side of the booth with Sunita while Sunita was taking a lunch break, looked wide-eyed at the move.

And when Yuichi gave it back, a piece of himself went with it. It’s a very inconvenient thing that happened and Yuichi is holding a grudge.

The only thing that tempers his extremely righteous and not-at-all-unreasonable ire is the fact that, since then, Leonardo has taken to seeking Yuichi out on his own whenever he’s making a nuisance of himself around Run of the Mill, spending Yuichi’s breaks rolling silverware with him and arguing hotly about TV shows and comic book characters.

Yuichi has gotten used to him. To the dizzy, twisty way his stomach acts around him. And now he’s just not around anymore, with zero explanation.

How dare Leonardo disappear. What’s his problem. Clearly this is an attention-seeking ploy. Well, Yuichi isn’t playing his game. He officially doesn’t care what Leonardo’s doing with his time, and that’s that on that.

Then one evening, as Yuichi is waiting at the bar for his drink orders, he sees Señor Hueso come rushing from the back of house. He’s always running around putting out fires, since their regular clientele can be an eclectic, eccentric crowd, but there’s a bit more frantic energy in his step than sits comfortably in Yuichi’s brain.

It’s a hold-over from his most ancient ancestors, that prey-animal intuition, keeping him fine-tuned to his surroundings even when he doesn’t mean to be. He always notices when something’s off, and something is definitely off.

So Yuichi turns, instinct nudging his eyes to follow his boss’s progress through the dining room, and then his elbow slips from where it’s propped on the bar and he almost eats it on the polished tile floor.

There’s a huge, hulking figure by the hostess stand, with a spikey shell and red mask that Yuichi recognizes instantly. This is Leonardo’s biggest brother, the eldest sibling Raphael, though from all the snippets of conversation Yuichi has overheard over the last year, he might as well be the mom.

Raphael turns as Señor Hueso approaches and something cold slinks into Yuichi’s stomach the second he does, because now Yuichi can see his face. Raphael’s left eye is milky white, the skin around it pale with scars. His shoulder is bandaged, and there’s a crater in his shell above the wound.

Ice slides through Yuichi’s gut. Suddenly he’s remembering a tense evening at home about a month and a half ago, the way his aunt yanked him into a hug the second he got home from work, holding him against her like she’d almost lost him. Then she expressly forbade him and all of his cousins from going into the human world for any reason. She even called Run of the Mill and spoke to Señor Hueso (which was humiliating, because Usagi is sixteen, not six) who in turn had assured her that the restaurant wasn’t currently connected to that door, and wouldn’t be until the invasion was long over.

“Invasion?” Yuichi had asked from around the corner of the hallway where he’d been eavesdropping.

“Nothing for you to worry about, baby,” Auntie said firmly. “You just stay put and let the humans sort themselves out. That’s what we always do.”

Yuichi had been curious, but not so much so that he was willing to get himself grounded. And he really didn’t go into New York City very much anyway. All of his friends were down here.

Most of his friends were down here.

It never occurred to him to worry about the Hamatos. He knew they lived in the mortal world, but they’re so much larger than life—they’re so quick and clever and stubborn and strong—that worrying about them feels about as useful as worrying about whether or not the sun is going to rise.

Now he feels sick. Now he thinks he should have been worried.

Señor Hueso is talking in a terse undertone, shoulders set and stiff. He’s transparently worried about something. Raphael shuffles anxiously, wringing his hands while they speak, the apprehensive mannerism incongruent with his imposing size.

A tap on the counter drags Yuichi’s eyes back to the bartender. They’ve finished his drinks and they’re watching him with sympathy in their eyes.

“Should’ve got Little Blue’s number when I told you to, huh, Usagi?” they say wryly.

“Shut up, Qiao,” Yuichi mutters, lifting his tray.

By the time he’s finished dropping the drinks off and taking everyone’s food order—a painful process, since no one can agree on an appetizer, and they have questions about every other thing on the menu, and Yuichi desperately wants to not be dealing with any of them right at this second—Raphael is already halfway out the door. He’s holding a bunch of to-go boxes, ducking his head and stumbling through his gratitude, and Señor Hueso is waving him off briskly.

The rest of Yuichi’s shift is agonizing. He comes up with a dozen half-formed intel-gathering schemes and discards all of them because they each essentially boil down to begging Hueso for information, and that’s his boss. He’s not quite that level of desperate, thank you very much.

…Not yet, anyway.

This is all your fault, Leonardo, Yuichi thinks darkly during closing that night, stuffing paper napkins into their receptacles with maybe six times the necessary aggression. All of his coworkers give him a wide berth, except for Qiao, who mops around him where he’s viciously restocking tables and very loudly says nothing at all.  

Fuck. Yuichi really should have gotten his number.

[flopicas]

Bushido bunny 🐰

[mutated-green-things]

I rewatched Rogue in the House today and I love my dumb turtle son but hearing Leo go “If you had honor Karai, you wouldn’t serve The Shredder” had me in HYSTERICS. There’s a Whole Adventure this bitch’s bunny boyfriend goes through where the thing Usagi takes away is ‘A truly honorable samurai serves his lord even if he’s a shit person’ and I just.

If Karai was truly following Bushido she would have killed your ass you dummy!!!! I CAN HEAR USAGI SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE!!!!!!! YOU AND KARAI ARE BOTH NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wackyrumble]

Johnny C. v.s. Fusakin

Johnny C. - Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Johnny is, of course, a homicidal maniac. He has to keep a wall in his basement filled with torture devices covered with blood to contain a monster. His voice of reason is a bunny he has nailed to the wall. He is also holding the fabric of the universe together thus when he dies, everything also goes. Hates being called wacky. Read more about Johnny below.

Fusakin - MARIKINonline4

Fusakin was once a balloon that fought with sharp weapons, despite the risks, and eventually gave himself a body through alchemy. Forbidden alchemy, which put him on house arrest. Through a series of events, he creates a beast which he attempts to destroy his soul in order to kill it but it kills him before he can. Read more about Fusakin below.

Full description of Johnny:

“Okay, so obviously, he kills people. He's 5'9 and weights 110 pounds. He has this house that has this labyrinth basement with torture/murder machines and stuff. There's also an elevator down there?? And a tunnel that leads to his neighbor's house. (If Jhonen ever gets to make that movie there's going to be a lot of House of Leaves stuff going on.) There's this one wall down there that he has to cover with fresh blood in order to keep a monster in it.

He also has these headvoices. Two are painted, styrofoam doughboys. One wants him to kill more people (Mr. Eff) and the other tries to get him to kill himself (D-boy). There's also a bunny he nailed to a wall after feeding it once that's essentially his voice of reason. Anyway, it turns out the monster is actually real and has slowly been getting control of the doughboys. Eff has kind of gone rogue and wants the monster to stay trapped so he can be given more power and become real. D-boy's still loyal and if Johnny kills himself and the blood dries then the monster can escape. Johnny's also like the only thing holding the universe where it is and when he dies everything disappears and gets reset.

He has an adventure re through heaven and hell and gets sent back. And when he's back he decides that he needs to get rid of all of his emotions in order to not be manipulated again. He wants to be purely rational. Note that he would still kill people. He just wants to kill people for the right reasons and not for some wall monster.

Anyway, the real reason I'm submitting him is that early on in issue one there's this iconic single page comic where he's at a Taco Hell, minding his own business, when some lady comes up to him and says he looks wacky. Johnny throws a fit and rants and then kills everyone there with a plastic spork. I'll submit it below. But just imagine if he actually won this thing. The epic tantrum. He'd give himself an aneurysm. I need him to win this. It will be the funnies thing.”

Full description of Fusakin:

"there are multiple factors contributing to this guys general weirdness so i am going to go over all of them. 1. his character design: like come on just look at the guy. ·×· lookin ass. his design weirdness is further exacerbated by the fact that hes the only playable numa (species name) to wear a shirt (most of them are naked, one wears a rudimentary cloak) so he stands out on account of his epic fashion win. he is gods strongest white boy 2. his general personality: this guy puts stars at the ends of his sentences sometimes this guy uses tildes. he considers himself 'everyones idol' and he is pretty much the most flamboyant character in the entire game. he gets more voice lines than practically any other character he will literally not shut up. did i mention the bushido thing yet i dont think i mentioned the bushido thing he considers himself some sort of honourable samurai type guy. hes just kind of a lunatic though he introduces himself like this

3. and this one is important - the shit hes pulled: so okay this is gonna take a minute. this guy used to be a balloon, right? he used to be a literal balloon, his arms were balloon strings, he fought with a shitton of swords and knives anyway despite the risk, you get the idea. then he decided he wanted a normal body to be on par with his friends because his balloon body was too weak for his liking, so he did dark forbidden alchemy to get an actual body! ...which put him on magical house arrest due to the law of equivalent exchange, so he wasnt able to leave. no one except like two guys checked on him for years. when the party shows up he has them go on some fetch quests to get the ingredients to make a powerful magic pendant. one of the items he has them get is a limited-edition strawberry daifuku that isnt even necessary he just eats it. then he makes the pendant in the microwave. he gives it to the party without saying what it does other than to use it in their hour of need, they use it way way later in the story to fight a powerful enemy, a dude shows up in a giant red suit of armour to fight for them. ...then someone pulls his helmet off and its just fusakin in a suit of armour thats way too big for him because he made it without taking measurements, and it turns out all the pendant was ACTUALLY for was to break his house arrest curse so he could just kind of show up and be cool at a critical moment. oh yeah hes a blacksmith he made that suit of armour and giant sword himself, in his forge room that he hid in the yard of the house he lives in (which is some kind of weird temple) underneath a stone lamp or whatever and its always sweltering hot in there because he leaves the forge running at ALL TIMES so its always at "peak efficiency", also you have to have him use his forge to upgrade your weapons to the highest tier and he goes fucking apeshit with it and theres a bunch of cartoon sound effects as he works. anyway in postgame he shows up and joins your party and everythings going well until way later in when the main fucked up and evil guy pushes a button in his fucked up mecha that causes the maidonium (FUCKED UP IF TRUE MAGIC MATERIAL) in fusakins artificial body to resonate with the traumatized evil spirits being used to power the maidonium in the mecha or whatever im not really sure how that worked. but the important part is it causes a tiny fusakin beast to chestburst out of his back and turn into a fucked up monster creature that immediately steals his sword and starts Killeing People and then later fusakin shows BACK UP in balloon mode again and helps his homoerotic bestie fight off the beast (he has a homoerotic bestie. you fight them during the main story and they have COMBO ATTACKSlike come on. he has the other guys name saved in his phone as "chikorita") hes like "hey i knew this might happen. anyway i promised my master id cut my head off if anything like this happened" and he tries to kill himself by destroying his soul forever to obliterate the beast but then it just fucking kills him before he can do that and thats where things just leave off for him right now we dont know what happens next because the postgame isnt finished yet! if you think this description is long please imagine with me how difficult it is to explain the rest of the plot of the game because good fucking lord i have tried and its always an hourslong explanation Anyway i hope you can consider fusakin for the weird character bracket"

[white-bow-tie]

I’m playing bushido bear again :’’)

Edit: decided just to post new drawing in old post LOL

[gigithelalafell]

“The house always wins, silly~”

[vintagerpg]

Different Worlds 3 (June/July 1979) features one of my favorite early covers, by Tom Clark. FGU’s Bushido gets a warm review. B. Dennis Sustare also contributes an adventure site for Bunnies & Burrows (which is more support than the game ever got from FGU).

My Life and Roleplaying features Dave Arneson (D&D, duh) and Steve Perrin (RuneQuest). Nothing super scandalous in this month’s Gigi, but there is a joke at the expense of all the pole arm articles in Dragon magazine – it is nice to know people have been chuckling about Gygax’s odd obsession with pole arms for decades.

Some cool interior illustrations by Patrick Jenkins.

[carolstilmanillustration-blog]

Day 6. Sword #illustration #inktober #inktober2017 #ink #ilustracion #ilustracioninfantil #illustrators #pencil #drawing #watercolor #caroruillustration #carolstilman #childrenillustration #illustrationforkids #bunny #butterfly #ninja #bushido #ninjutsu #bujinkan #katana #kunoichi #art

[desi-pluto]

Hakuouki Modern AU : Saito Hajime 🐇

A Surgeon* Who Lives By the Bushido Code, Swords Enthusiast, and Lover of Snow Bunnies

*Is Extremely Skilled with A Scalpel

[x-xkingofgamesx-x]

21 Questions answer these and tag 21 people or don’t because that’s quite a few people to think of off the top of your head

Tagged by @wynnyfryd

1. Nicknames

Ah. @wynnyfryd @plantboipotter @gallifrey1sburning @mxmaneater @serenefreakgeekao3 all call me Daddy. Does that count?

2. Name

Milo

3. Zodiac

Cancer with a Gemini rising.

4. Favourite musicians or groups

RUSH, They Might Be Giants, Rancid, Alice Cooper, Jonathan Coultan.

5. Favourite sports team

I don't watch sports, yo.

6. Other blogs

Ah. The only one I really care about at the moment is @bushido-bunny

7. Do you get asks

Nah. No one super interacts. I'd love if ya did.

8. How many blogs do you follow

Something like 250 or something like that.

9. Tumblr crushes

Not so much these days. I have a lot of friends that I super love their art and admire them. But crushes not so much.

10. Lucky numbers

4 and 20- aye. 👉👉

11. What are you wearing right now

Ah. Black cargo shorts and a tee with a glow in the dark blue print of the Millennium Falcon on it.

12. Dream vacation

Japan wonder vacation with my bestie @winnyverse

13. Dream car

Shelby Cobra- acid green.

14. Favourite food

Sushi.

15. Drink of choice

Coffee or tea.

16. Instruments

Violin, saxophone.

17. Languages

English, ASL (fluent) Pretty good with Spanish, French, and Japanese.

18. Celebrity crushes

Yeah. Lots of them.

19. Random fact

I have diagnosed Dissociative Identity Disorder.

20. Favourite ecosystem

I like me some tropics.

21. Favourite cat species

ALL OF THEM. GIMME THE KITTENS.

[bandoritransparents]

【 Arisa in Wonderland Models 】

[humanslikeme]

The Bunny Bushido is dope!

[pierluigiremigi]

No hay Camino a la Felicidad | Pier Luigi Remigi

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[ratdad-ninjutsumaster-archive]

MUSE PREFERENCES!

       HAMATO YOSHI SPLINTER

open curtains | closed blinds  ;  stray dog  | house cat ; people  | pets  ; outside  |  inside  ;   half - empty  | half - full ; tv |  radio  ;  sing  |  dance ;  shoes |  sandals  ;  cash  |  credit  ; hike |  drive  ;  casual |  elegant  ;  centre  |  corner  ;  sword  | shield ;  airplane  |  boat  ;  fizzy |  flat  ;  garnished  | plain ;  extra salt | extra pepper  ;  spicy  |  mild  ; record player | digital media ;  opaque  | transparent  ; white lies |  complete truth ; blunt  |  subtle  ; loud  |  silent  ; books  | music ; familiar  |  new ; youth  |  experience  ; spoon  | fork & knife ;  knife  |  baseball bat ;  space | ocean  ; bow & arrow |  blow dart ;  love at first sight  | slow burn ;  freckles  | dimples ; long lashes  |  long fingers  ; soft lips |  sensitive neck  ; stubble | thick hair ; slow dance | intimate conversation  ;  candlelight dinner  | stargazing

TAGGED BY : @fireinclined TAGGING : @venusdcmilo, @red-and-restrained, @culinaryexpert, @bushido-bunny

[vintagerpg]

Different Worlds 5 (October/November 1979) has a sweet Bakshi-esque cover from Tom Clark. I like this one a lot.

My Life and Roleplaying is back, with John Snider, a long-time player in Dave Arneson’s Blackmoor campaign, and Scott Bizar, the owner/publisher of Fantasy Games Unlimited (Bunnies & Burrows, Chivalry & Sorcery, Bushido, etc). Also interesting: reprints of newspaper articles about the disappearance (and subsequent reappearance) of James Dallas Egbert from the San Francisco Sunday Examiner and AP.

Gigi leads with gossip that there is already talk of adapting the Egbert story for film, with Tatum O’Neal and Robbie Benson in talks, if you can believe it. Gigi also offers pretty harsh criticism of Arden and Saurians for Chivalry & Sorcery. Then there is this line: “And why is Gary Gygax copyrighting his name?” Also, this sick burn: “The joke around here is that AD&D DMs Guide is what Hamlet was reading when Polonius asked, ‘What are you reading my lord?’” Hamlet’s reply in the play is “Words, words, words.” and the implication is that the book is meaningless nonsense.

[cranesofchizuru-blog]

OkiChi for ship meme

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Okita would search for her even in millionth lifetime. He promised it and bushido never turns back on their promises

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I think both had already a thing but they are to dumb to realize at first soo~

How was their first kiss? - Full with feelings of love and promises for their future

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Okita this dude is straight to the point okeh

Who is the best man/men? - Kondou-san, definitely

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Sen again

Who did the most planning? - Sen cause sen ship them so hard can you not

Who stressed the most? - Chizuru, okita is just chill

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - one word. Kaoru.

Sex:

Who is on top? -  Okita

Who is the one to instigate things? - Okita

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Depends on the mood and the need of the two of each other. 

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes, Okita enjoys hearing her at the edge of it

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - One Souji’s Little spoiled princess

How many children will they adopt? - They’d probably adopt a pet not a child though.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Chizuru

Who is the stricter parent? - Chizuru, I tend to think that souji will spoil the kid, cause he want’s to be the best father he never had.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Chizuru

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Chizuru

Who is the more loved parent? - Souji, and shhh don’t tell chizuru

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both of them, and okita would always glare whenever they say something about their kids

Who cried the most at graduation? - Chizuru of course

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Okita then he would talk to his kid about he should not do things for no reason at all

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Chizuru, for dear life don’t let okita cook

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Chizuru , she tries her best the two wont eat dango so much

Who does the grocery shopping? - Chizuru, okita is too sick to go out for so long

How often do they bake desserts? - When the two ask for a treat , then chizuru would

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - 50/50

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Okita tries to cook but it ends up messing it so, chizuru cooks for them both 

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Okita loves to go out in their flower meadow and take a nap there with his family

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Okita knows the basic, he just can’t match correct ingredients so no one.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? -  Both

Who is really against chores? - none

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Both

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Both

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Chizuru, and she saves it

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? -Both, though okita takes time when he wanted.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They have a meadow, and okita likes cats more soooo

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?  - The Okita Family loves decoratings, that every season they have decorations

What are their goals for the relationship? - To be able to live a life and not to be sad and lonely any more

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Okita, when he feels sick most

Who plays the most pranks? - Okita is the most playful okey