Another part-done thing from last September.
Please note: I have never watched The Inbetweeners, nor can I drive a car, however I never see this GIF without thinking of Handsome Jack.
Coming to the Vault Hunter bus stop to murder.
POV: about to be shot by Nisha Kadam from the sunroof of Handsome Jack's crappy yellow hatchback.
Leaving Leeds, on what is about to be the longest, smelliest journey of hell I could imagine. How hard is it for people to use soap and deodorant, FFS???? I'm currently holding my nose whilst fiercely holding back the urge to vomit 🤢 🤢🤢🤮 #stuckinasensorynightmare #hefuckingstinks #seriouslylifting #buswanker #megabusyouhavedonemewrongthistime #iseriouslywannacry https://www.instagram.com/p/CjyAEaEtKnu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
We decided to re-live the old days 😂 currently on the bus on the way home 😂 #youngagain #bus #lol #buswankers https://www.instagram.com/p/BoC3UOjhJOesWH8fX9Ho4Y4-rYW1k4XDQD3lPc0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wmvld0n6lxzm
After our incident, we started getting cabin fever so thought we better pop out like true bus wankers and let off some steam 😈😅 This is probably my 4th time bowling in my whole life. Apparently I'm Courtney for this game, the gully is where it's at & Tommy's pretty good at this haha! Just a couple of Dons having some fun in the face of fuckry 😎🖕🏾🔥 #BusWankers #JoinTheGang #MyCoatsBetterThanYours #BabylonGetBun #PlayWithFire #YoullGetBurnt #TypicalAries #TypialScorpio #HornsAndStingers #FireAndWater #RuledByMars #BowlingBabes #HollywoodBowl https://www.instagram.com/p/B7dvs0UnNCc/?igshid=1smvz023v1qer
This very happy #BusWanker is on his way to a #theatre for the first time in four years to see an #AdultPantomime for the first time ever. https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci5BJTRo2Kg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Passing the reindeer on my, very slow journey to Leeds to spend the weekend with my bestie @igetdressedinthemorning . Bridesmaid shopping, food consumption, a children's birthday party, maybe a games night and no doubt some crazy shenanigans await me this weekend. #buswanker #onmyjollies #takingatrip #reindeer #adventureawaits https://www.instagram.com/p/CjqRSAAt8CH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
What would TG characters name their cats (or other pets)?
OMG OMG OMG THIS IS GONNA BE FUN
I tried to do this with characters I like, and like, other big characters.
So, starting with the Boy:
Shuu:
He would absolutely give his pets a long French or European name!
I do think he has several pets, cats included!
When I think of Shuu and cats, my mind immediately goes to something like Gabriella or Antoine.
I also think he’d name them after flowers! He probably has to get to know his pets first, and then gives them a name when he understands their personalities a bit more.
Like, Tsubaki and Sakura!
I hc him as having horses called Fleur, Edelweiss (Ede), Kuroyuri, and Marie!
Touka:
I think she’d give her cats really awful names. Something like Pisstain or Buswanker.
Which is fine for a cat, but I imagine she’d impulsively name her dog something like Little Fecker, and then would run around in public screaming after it, regretting that decision.
Kaneki:
He would give them slightly fancy, but mostly vanilla names.
Like, Luna or something.
Naki:
He’d have no idea what he was doing. Would probably call his cat like, Cheese or something.
Koma:
Similar to Naki, but more thought-out.
I think he’d name his cat like, Pepe or something. He was probably around in the Pepe days of the interwebz, so he names his cat that. For the memories.
Rize:
She’d adopt a cat and keep the name the shelter gave it.
Kiyoko (CCG Milf):
We know almost nothing about her but I couldn’t just leave her out of this.
I think she’d be similar to Rize, but I also think she’d give her pets human names too.
Hide:
Cowboy names.
He has a goldfish called Jedidiah. His cat’s either called Bandit or like, Cleetus.
I think that’s all the characters I can think of for now. Maybe I’ll do a part 2!