#but I'm not happy about it

[msburgundy]

synonyms are a scam by Big Ambiguity to sell more thesauri

[mishafletcher]

ok but honestly, the thing that turns me most into a baby boomer dad watching sports is looking at @poetrysmackdown

me, sitting in the office, eating lunch, looking at round two and absolutely screaming WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING WEBSITE, HOW'D YOU MESS THAT ONE UP, I WILL FUCKING KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF US

like. the orange?? THE ORANGE?? the fucking orange beat the tenor of your yes?? how to be a dog beat scheherazade???? how to be a dog beat richard fucking silken?? i'm OUTRAGED, i am incandescent with fury and literally yelling at my computer.

IT WAS AN EASY SHOT. JUST TAKE THE SHOT. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THIS IS THE GAY YEARNING WEBSITE, PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME ugh i am so MAD

[buoy-base]

What the fuck did they do to my boy. They chose to give Fletchling the (correct) long beak but gave Fletchinder the (incorrect) short beak. They did this to annoy me personally. Look at this guy's official art:

Look at him, and his LONG beak. He looks so cool. Short-beaked Fletchinder looks like generic bird #37. Long-beaked Fletchinder looks sleek and aerodynamic, short-beaked Fletch looks like he perches inside a cage all day. I'm inconsolable over this right now.

[sadcena]

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs?

'Cause the cow's got the udder

[flame-shadow]

How do people sleep without curtains or blinds or other covers on their windows?? The fucking moon is shining on my face from one window and I have distant flickering lights greeting me from another window. And what if I didn't need to get up before dawn? What if I wanted to sleep in? Ain't no way to do that in this curtain-less room!

[breezydaysoflife]

Me: Ok this part is gonna be in Crowley's PoV

Lilith: Nah :)

Me: Why???

Lilith: I have way too many opinions on this subject

Me: It is literally Crowley's wedding

Lilith: I don't care :)

[fatal-furry-mark-of-the-tigers]

Pour one out for SiIvaGunner's dead Bandcamp page.

It was gonna happen sooner or later, no question, but I'm not surprised the new owners made it sooner.

Look up the Songtradr subreddit sometime for a good laugh, followed by a mix of existential dread that these dudes own Bandcamp among many other questions, like "How the fuck did they even have the money to do that?"

[hoarding-stories]

The motherfucker has arrived

[merry-kuroo]

Finally finished the edits for the Anthology. I gave them two short stories (which aren't my favorites but they're all I had to give) and a emotionally charged poem that made me cry 😅

I'm honestly not happy with anything I've given them, but oh well 👏🏾 I don't plan on looking at those stories ever again 🫠

[degrassi-ship-war]

Degrassi Character Tournament

[kottkrig]

People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

[doyouknowthisdragartist]

"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question

[clumxy]

PINES. PINES. PINES. PINES.

[Image description: art of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls. They're grinning, and they each have one eye glowing yellow. They have their arms around each other, and they make a triangle symbol together with their fingers.

[themanbexl]

Arsenal playing again on Wednesday.....

Hmmm no thanks not after what you just did

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[ionomycin]

Mother of Pearl