#but also it's not a joke because Gru deserves sexyman status

[toothpaste-dragon]

Why isn’t Gru considered a tumblr sexyman

No, seriously. He meets all of the requirements. Tall, not conventionally attractive, a villain (at least initially), skinny and white.

Do you deny him the privilege because he’s a loving father with three daughters? Because of his difficult-to-place accent? Because his unconventional attractiveness doesn’t line up with your own skewed vision? Or simply because he would be crappy in a coffee shop au?

Are you all just cowards?

Let Gru be a tumblr sexyman. He deserves it more than any iteration of the Onceler ever would