#but also partly serious

[sea-owl]

At this point I'm half convinced Cressida is more captivated by womanly assets.

The men she goes after she doesn't actually care for them, she really wants the women she's "competing" with. But she can't ever admit that even to herself, and it bottles up until she lashes out.

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

[hballegro]

i have more conspiracies about MASH that may or may not be true, but ive decided they are. they also just might have been explained, but im dumb, and cant remember. heres your sequel.

in 7x3 where hawkeye tackles bj, bj goes "AAH!' and hawkeye says 'WRONG! THAT STARTS WITH AN H!'. this is because mike farrell's line was 'hey!' but due to the force and drama of the scene, just Yelped instead.

All the dogs that turned up that never appeared again [like the one bj and hawk "ate" when they were trying to scare a visitor, dogs seen in 1 shot, etc] were just dogs that the production crew/cast owned and wanted to bring to work/volunteered their animal for acting duty

in the handful if scenes where hawkeye is actually knitting [and not using the red yarn, for the reason given in the previous edition], hes making a blankie for erin. [co-credit my sibling]

klinger got his ears pierced during the course of the show, starting with clearly just clip-ons and then later declares he doesnt want his ears to close up. some say continuity error, I say commitment (and also it would probably be easier to find real earrings instead of clip-ons)

in s7e2 Peace on Us, no one told bill christopher to tie that red streamer around his neck, he just thought it would be silly

in s7e2 Peace on Us, again, no one told alan alda to drive the jeep back to camp with his leg up like that. he just knows the character well enough to make that call. which he's correct about

the scar on hawkeye's lip was caused by a fishhook in his youth. got called Troutboy a long time afterward because of it.

bj is a vaseline girlie and takes good care of his hair as well.

hawkeye sniffs food because, having grown up partly during the depression, eating spoiled food was a real risk, so giving it a good ol' sniff-test was a given

fr mulcahy cares deeply about his appearance and engages in more grooming activities than any other guy in camp [the shower cap, always looking perfect, owning gardening gloves, manicured hands and feet, etc]. he even irons his stole on a bi-weekly basis and launders his clerical collars

hawkeye's issues with people leaving and not saying goodbye began with his mother after she passed, since his father didnt want him to worry

on nights where charles goes to bed after the other two, he will occasionally clean up a little bit. this contributes to why he's so pissed in 'Pressure Points'- he's been doing his own cleaning and some of theirs without them noticing or caring.

once again these are all just things that came to mind while watching, i didnt think too hard on them. the only one 'researched' on was the food sniffing, solely because i needed to do Year Math lol

[fortanuvasyama]

I finally managed to pin down what exactly was eating at me after reading that whole bit of Jason Gets Mindfucked (aka Batman 138)

so Bruce's (or Zur Batman, or however you might interpret that slippery divide between Zur and Bruce) whole reason to give Jason a new flavor of ptsd-on-crack is to prevent him from killing again, right? Like he explicitly says "This is the only way," when he's speaking to Jason.

and when he goes on to explain it further....

Bruce says he's doing this to make him a better person. That this is the best way to make Jason stop doing what he wants and force him to live a 'normal' life.

And Bruce is saying that in his eyes, what Jason is now experiencing isn't a punishment.

Bruce calls this a gift. This is Bruce saving Jason from himself. This is how Jason will get a chance at a meaningful life. Bruce has decided that anything Jason chooses is wrong, and he is going to correct it.

Even if it means Jason is left unable to move.

Even if it means Jason is left unable to defend himself.

Even if it means Jason is left alone.

And if this 'failsafe' can really, truly, wholly stop someone from killing....

Why isn't Batman putting this in every single one of his Rogues?

Bruce apparently has the key to ending all of the Gotham rogues' murderous escapades, so wouldn't it make sense to put this in the heads of every single one of them? Of every single convicted criminal who has ever killed another human being?

If this isn't a punishment, if this is a way to truly reform a criminal permanently... why only Jason?

[istadris]

Ladies and gentlemen, a reminder for the Mario movie tomorrow:

Whatever doesn't happen in the movie is your duty to create in fan works.

[chocolatepot]

So I'm getting brainworms over replacing my car, since (autistic anthropomorphizing of my old car, which will obviously miss me and be sad that I abandoned it, and) I'm buying it cash because I have the money, and if I have that money why haven't I given it to charity? I should need to get a loan and pay in installments like normal, good people who don't let their money sit around.

And THEN I started to go "that sounds like scrupulosity per @scrupulosity-comics," but that sets off "now I'm a bad person for appropriating scrupulosity when I'm not diagnosed with it!!!"

[tinta--branca--art]

I took my sweet time playing through @diasporatheblog these past few months and finally brought myself to finish it yesterday (so sad it's over sobs)

[persephonethewanderer]

listen it’s all fun and games when tenured professors write academic articles on how sexy javier bardem is but i truly believe there’s some sort of saint sebastian effect when it comes to him that makes directors film him in such a sensuous way as if they couldn’t help it

[billy-batson]

i need to be real and honest and state that i hate driving. it is not for me

[kkujo]

are gyms fucking allergic to setting the ac below 20 degrees or something

[sunrisetune]

In re: the recent flurry of reblogs do not be alarmed, it is Mountain Goats time,and it will happen again thank you for your understanding

[yourbuerokrat2]

Okay, but Q hugging Picard from behind and saying something in the lines of 'I never want to let you go'. And Picard, thinking that Q is not at all serious about this says 'Well, I certainly hope that you mean that figuratively.' His answer comes in the form of Q giving him a light squeeze and a kiss on his cheek. Picards sarcastic tone is now almost gone 'You did mean it figurately, right Q?'

[freytful]

Facts:

1. Of the two of them, Solid is somehow "inferior" to Liquid despite their entirely identical physical conditions. One of them got the "dominant genes"

2. Solid is the only one of the four Snakes who does not seem to look for positions of leadership and power. Big Boss is . the Big Boss, Solidus is The President and became a terrorist when that wasn't powerful enough, and Liquid is power hungry as shit

3. He seems to become very aimless and unhappy when not given a directive - see his Alaska Era.

Conclusion: Liquid misunderstood - neither of the two of them are truly inferior, as they are instead built for different purposes. Solid Snake is the perfect soldier because he isn't "dominant", because he follows orders. Because he needs someone else to tell him what to do, whether thats Campbell in the military or Otacon in philanthropy. He doesn't really initiate things on his own, or have strong character motivations.

Conclusion 2: Solid Snake is genetically a sub

[inkovert]

I want to write something fun and silly that doesn't really matter and that I don't care about carefully crafting with logical plot or well-thought out character arcs or perfectly worded sentences.

I want to write like nobody's watching

[bikananjarrus]

why did the mandalorian literally wait until the second to last episode of the season to give us a good episode?

[whump-for-all-and-all-for-whump]

are you looking for names for your characters and can’t think of any you haven’t used? try looking up yearly hurricane names