Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..
Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.
Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!
Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.
Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!
Dick: LET IT GO!
Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!
Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!
Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.
Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!
Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.
Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.
Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.
Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!
Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!
Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?
Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.
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๐๐ข๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐๐ช๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ด/๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข ๐ข๐ง๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต๐ด ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต :((.
๐๐ต ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ! ๐๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ง๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ ๐ข๐ต ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ'๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ข๐ณ๐ฎ๐ด ๐ด๐ฏ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ณ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฆ, ๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ.
"๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ต๐ต๐บ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข." ๐๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ง๐ญ๐ถ๐ด๐ฉ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฆ๐ญ๐บ. "๐-๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ..." ๐๐ฆ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด, "๐๐ฐ ๐ค๐ถ๐ต๐ฆ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข."
๐๐ฆ ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ! ๐๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ด๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ป๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ด, ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ข๐จ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ :((.
๐๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ช๐ค๐ฆ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ! ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ต'๐ด ๐ธ๐ฉ๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ด ๐ด๐ข๐บ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ช๐ต!
"๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ต๐ค๐ฉ๐ข' ๐ธ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ณ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข?"
"๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ข๐ถ๐ต๐ช๐ง๐ถ๐ญ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข."
"๐๐ช๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ข ๐ด๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข."
๐๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ข๐บ๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ณ๐ต๐ช๐ฆ๐ด๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ! ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ด๐ญ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ป๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ณ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ!
"๐๐ข๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ธ๐ข๐ช๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ข๐จ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข."
"๐๐ข๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ธ๐ข๐ช๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐จ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฃ๐บ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข."
"๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ต๐ต๐บ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ณ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข."
๐ฆ๐ถ๐บ๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐ท๐๐๐ ๐ฎ ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ด ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐ผ ๐บ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฒ ๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐/๐ผ ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ ๐บ๐ฎ๐บ๐ฎ! <๐ฏ๐ฏ
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i will like forever stand by the fact that self-insert art is good and helpful honestly. call it cringe or whtever but at the end of the day you need to realize that drawing yourself or writing yourself into your favorite media that makes you happy can be incredibly healing. there is seriously nothing wrong with wanting to experience a bit of a reality in which u live a life that is with your favorite character ever even if its "weird" cuz honestly who the fuck cares. make urself happy. let yourself have that singular pleasure of imagining yourself with someone or something that brings you comfort outside of this world that is not nearly as kind
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on my knees fucking them hard. the bottoms of their thighs resting across the top of mine. perfect angle to rut up into them. fingers like a vice grip on their hips, forcing them to take every inch of my strap. fast deep thrusts while they moan and whine. telling them how good it feels to pound that wet pussy as their eyes roll back. and right when theyโre completely out of it, right when theyโve surrendered to those brutal strokes, given it up for me, perfect and willing to take everythingโ i fucking stop. ceasing all movement and staying buried inside them to the hilt. youโre so good for me. you want to take it hard, donโt you. softer just isnโt enough for you now. watching them whimper and shake their head. trying desperately to move their hips but iโm holding them too tight to allow any real friction. oh you want to move for me? mmm that pussy is pulsing around my cock, i think you want to cum for me. but maybe iโll leave you like this. so close. so fucked out. releasing one hip and rubbing their clit with my thumb. shhh. be good. show me your tongue. biting my lip and tapping my thumb on their warm tongue before using my other fingers to pull their jaw closed around it. mmm there you go. just like that. you just needed something in that mouth. good. now roll those nipples and moan for me. pulling out half of my length before slamming back into them. youโre going to cum in ten seconds. 10. nodding and moaning, hands on their breasts. 9. pinching their nipples hard and whining between strokes. 8. pulling my thumb from their mouth and taking their other hip in my hand to fuck them harder. 7. let me hear you. 6. oh you can do better than that. look how wet you are. taking me so well. be loud for me. 5. there you go. 4. speeding up my thrusts. 3. are you going to cum for me? smiling and fucking into them harder, mocking tone. 2. oh i know honey. i know. 1. cum for me. now.
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