jams sometimes I remember our icons match and and go 🥹
TELL ME WHY IM ONLY JUST SEEING THIS NOW??????
i think about our matching icons at least once a day and every time i have a goddamn meltdown. like can you believe that love is real and it’s us? look at Stede in his little leather outfit……. the world is so beautiful
peace and love on planet earth
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slow burn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt-comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or gender bend // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
Tagging @anxiousgirl @thevampywolf @iibonniee 🤍
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its time u turn ur blowjob...... into a blowcareer
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Wizard Music Genre Discovered
Dungeon Sythn
It's exactly what it sounds like really.
Started out of Black Metal bands and taking inspiration from atmospheric in-between tracks and shit and omg I am DECEASED!!!
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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I remember when I first started playing Stardew Valley, and genuinely thought it must be impossible to get a date for the first flower dance. Four hearts before spring 24th? Who could do that?
And now I regularly see YouTube videos pop up where people get married by day 17, or get married in three days with prep, and it’s like. Damn.
But even more surprising is the fact that on the playthrough I just started for the update, I managed to get two girls to four hearts before the flower dance. If only a younger me could see me now, achieving the impossible. I hope she’d be proud, even if it’s such a silly thing.
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist
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the extent that i would be at emo night at sneaky dees every single weekend is crazy. you would think i was canadian.
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