#but i'll get to asks tomorrow i prommy

[mychlapci]

mhmm. pregnant transformers. many pregnant transformers. in one bed. making out. waiting for the sire of their babies to come and fuck them. hrgghgh

[wayfinderships]

The day is gonna end soon so I just wanted to say a final thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday <3 Thank you all so so much! You've all really made today so special!

[half-doomed]

FOLIE aaaaaand VIOLENT THINGS for the album asks

FOLIE MY BELOVED

Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes (this is apparently a basic answer now but i dont care she's My babygirl)

The (Shipped) Gold Standard

Headfirst Slide into Cooperston on a Bad Bet

(Coffee's for Closers)

Pavlove

wams

20 Dollar Nose Bleed

West Coast Smoker

27

America's Suitehearts

Tiffany Blews

She's My Winona

I Don't Care

Lullaby

What A Catch, Donnie

Disclaimer that these are all like 0.001 millimeters apart they're so close because i love this album top to bottom, even my least favorite is still one of my favorite fob songs and it's only ranked last because it Hurts me

Send me an album and I’ll put the tracks in order from most to least favorite

[kiitchensiink]

gonna finish the prologue + edit up chapter 1 of my fic by tomorrow or so help me god

[halstriderdaily]

Hi srry I spent all day w my boyfriend and now its almost midnight oops. No drawing today

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Beep

Cheng-Cheng: Hate to say this, but I need help.

Wei Ying is the best: He he, call me big brother.

Cheng-Cheng: FUCK YOU!

(Jiang Cheng set the nickname for Wei Wuxian to The Big Dumb Dummy)

(Wei Wuxian set his own nickname to The Yiling Laozu)

Cheng-Cheng: Seriously!

The Yiling Laozu: Okay, what?

Cheng-Cheng: I have to meet your brother-in-law, Jie's brother-in-law, and HuaiSang's brother tomorrow morning with the proposal I was talking about. I need an edge, something extra that would ensure me getting through to them. I'll buy you dinner.

The Yiling Laozu: And dessert?

Cheng-Cheng: Obviously!

The Yiling Laozu: Undo the first button of your shirt. Show some skin!

Cheng-Cheng: FUCK YOU!

(Jiang Cheng has unfriended and blocked Wei Wuxian)

Jiang-xiong: Hey, HuaiSang. Can I ask for a favour?

HuaiSang: Sure. What's up?

Jiang-xiong: I am meeting your brother and Xichen-ge and Meng Yao tomorrow with a proposal. Any idea what might make things easier?

HuaiSang:..........You won't try to kill me if I say what would help? You prommy?

[afniel]

I ate the absolute best cup noodle in my goddamn entire life today and maybe that was because I was super hungry and incredibly depleted in electrolytes from barely eating and sweating to death for three days in a row, but I stand by that statement.

And because I know someone is going to ask, everyone has to prommy not to laugh and be niceys to me about this. Okay? If you keep reading you pinky prommy, that's the rules and you're agreeing to them.

Okay now that we've got the formalities sorted, it was a Hello Kitty chicken flavor. Only I didn't use their oil packet, because it was artificially flavored and not very exciting. I mixed about a teaspoon of roasted chicken Better Than Bouillon and a teaspoon of olive oil and a drizzle of the oil out of our jar of Lao Gan Ma and mixed that up instead. Also after waiting the three minutes, I cracked in an egg, stirred it up, it wasn't warm enough for the egg to cook, so I microwaved it 30 more minutes.

And Jesus fucking Christ on a jetpack in low orbit it was so ridiculously good that I'm going to be dreaming of it for the rest of my life. You do gotta open the powdered spice packet carefully, it's got a lot of very fine ginger and pepper and your sinuses will get got no matter what you do, but damn I need another tomorrow or I'll commit so many felonies* you guys.

*In Minecraft.

[communist-ojou-sama]

I was so tired last night that I forgot to answer the asks I got :((( I'll get to it tonight (or tomorrow morning lol) I prommy

[t4tbunnyboy]

Hey sweet bunny boy, every night’s a party with you 🥹 you would be so lovely to take care of

Hope your sleep was good, i won’t ask about how you took care of yourself because well🌝 yeah 👉👈

Anywayyyy, pleaseeeee try to talk to our handsome coworker🥺 he seems so niceeee, he called you pretty boyyyyy😫 I’d fold🧍‍♀️he must like your hair, he touches it a lot. You must be soooo pretty. Anyway I’m gushing too much🫠😂 Talk to him!!

Drink a lot of water, eat well, take care sweetie. Love ya <3

haiiii!!!!! Hahhh yeahhh, I tend to get a bit ummm excited at night sksksks also aww thank you!! I TRIED!! I Tried today BUT tomorrow I PROMISE I'll try uhm more HSKSKSK I'm just not sure if he likes me like thatttt !!!! He does like petting me thoughhhgdsgfjhdgf AAAA THAnk yOU !!! I don't think I'm very pretty (I have a overbite and basically buck teeth >////< hence the nickname of bunny or rabbit !!!) but I LOVE my hairrr ddjsfhghdg It's a sandy blond colour and slightly wavy and reaches juuuusttt passed my shoulders and i think it's pretty!!!

I'll try to talk with him again I prommy !!!!! ALSO I LOVE LARGE ASKS!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE reading them!!!!!

hehehe be sure to stay hydrated as well !!!! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

[snepfeathers]

okay, I gotta go to sleep now because apparently I'm "scheduled" to "go in to work" tomorrow. boo.

in the meantime though, I've got a couple of ask answers queued up for when people are actually awake. feel free to send in more top 5 rankings/doodle suggestions/etc! I'll get to them sooner or later, I prommy

[ot3showdown]

hi, since we are getting closer to the end of the week, and the form closes on saturday, i wont be trying as hard to add every ship to the form (mostly because i need to study for an exam and have other responsibilities).

i'll try my best tomorrow and friday to keep counting up votes and adding ships, but i am getting tired :( a thousand responses might not sound like a lot, but i prommie that it is.

either way, please keep sending your nominations, because i WILL count everything that comes in (abiding by the rules) to come up with the final 24. if i think that theres reason to stretch the poll to 64, i'll make a poll asking you guys.

either way, i hope the rest of your weeks go well, and that you're having fun. good night!

[lelelego]

i have to go sleep i've got an early day!!!! @ ppl in the inbox i'll get to your asks sometime tomorrow/weekend i prommy...

[doatk-revote]

AND THE SURVIVORS ARE...

MATCH 1: TOBY 'RADIATION' FOX

MATCH 2: ALPHAGENOS

MATCH 3: GUPTILL89

MATCH 4: THE EIFFEL TOWER

I'll be completely real here, I have no familiarity with Kebin and Ian's source material, so I'm not the person to be making a Goner design for them. However! I've already asked someone else to help me out with that, so don't worry! THE FLESH will have a proper stock and depiction soon, prommy.

WR2 will start tomorrow. I don't want the polls to keep getting pushed forward by an hour every day so the best way to keep them at the same time going forward is to do this.

also thank you for alphagenos not 0-2ing i would've cried

[once-was-muses]

[ I hath suddenly been slapped upside the head by Big Sleppy™️. I See the asks and I Prommy I'll get to them after work tomorrow 💙 ]

[synthcabbit]

Good Evening! Just coming to say hello! I hope you're doing well and had a great day!

(Sorry if it's getting annoying receiving asks from me daily. It's become a habit to send them when I get home for the night. If it's bothering you, please feel free to let me know, and I'll cut back. The last thing I want is to make you uncomfortable.)

no worries at all im sorry i havent been answering any asks ive been getting from anyone past couple days, im just tiwed, but im still glad that youre reaching out still. im doing okay! besides tired, im hanging in there. my partners and i were gonna go to a certain town today but we are movin it to tomorrow cuz 2/3 of us are so tired LMAO. im excited nonetheless

im dealing with some trauma feelings off and on, but thats just the usual for me and to be expected. but ill be okay i prommy. i hope youre hanging in there also ♡

[benjaminsisko]

i'm just curious what is your title about?

ooohohoo buddy, i am SO glad you asked!

THAT line is a lesser known benjamin sisko line, but one that i consider to be from one of the most endearing scenes with ben and his family. it's from season 7 episode 1: image in the sand at around 35 minutes in, if you want to see the exact scene. it's the one with jake right before that bajoran guy stabs him.

it's just a little scene that doesn't really have any effect on the episode or anything. it's just a cute moment with jake where ben has just finished up shucking a bunch of bags full of clams for joseph's creole restaurant.

jake comes up and asks him how many clams he's cleaned, and ben says "a lot! that was my last batch...but then i got to thinking.... maybe I'll take a couple of sacks tomorrow on the runabout; give me something to do on the way to tyree."--and he just...he says this so bitterly, man. he says the word tyree like a man who is being forced to wade through knee-deep horse shit. so jake, being jake--jake who grandpa joe makes do all the menial tasks around the kitchen (as any family restaraunt does lmao) peel the shrimp, chop the okra, wait tables, etc. is like "you're kidding right??" (disbelief mostly, but you know there is REAL FEAR just beneath the surface)

and ben looks at him and he gives him that dad voice? the one where your parent looks at you and just says "[name]...." in that voice where you know they're implying you're being kind of a goofball right now? he goes, "jake....if i never see another clam--"

"--it'll be too soon!" jake says this along with him, to their mutual amusement. they have a laugh and ben takes this towel he was holding (he was just shucking clams) and he whips jake's ass with it like you do in the locker room (wet towel)(clam juice in the towel)(SMELLY) and goes "WOO!!" and kinda walks away a little while whistling a jaunty tune.

idk what else to say about it other than i just really love the subtle layers of family dynamic on display, but since it's such a minor scene, that's about it.

but it's fucking everything to me. more than the big epic speech from in the pale moonlight, more than his unhinged javert shenanigans in for the uniform (which i also am SO normal about i prommy), benjamin sisko becoming a silly guy with clam shucking fatigue and palling around with jake is just such a good moment to me. i guess especially because it's good to see him have such a sweet moment of familal levity while he's going through Some Shit™ for like. the entire episode otherwise.

AND he immediately gets stabbed afterward. CLASSIC fucking sisko moment.