#but im so shit at sewing and i cant style wigs

[meimeikyu]

watching a really long video about how someone made their cosplay and GOD is it interesting but also it makes me feel really bad about my cosplays

[dongiovannitriumphant]

this is thw dumbest thing to stress abt but stressed i am

stress sewed a whole 18th century outfit in a MONTH, bought a wig, fixed up shoes the whole nine yards so i could have smth good enough for venice but like

i might not fucking wear it at all in venice i hate this

the wig looks like ass, i have no idea how to style this shit i spent 5 hrs on it yesterday and it's soooo rough despite being a really good base, so if that doesnt work out then i cant wear a wig and if i cant wear a wig i cant do 18th cen so

it's so dumb but every bitch on insta got their wig looking smooth with perfectly sized buckles and mine is a fucking monster by comparison, so i would rather not

this is what i get for befriending people who know their shit im AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kidswithhats]

rupauls drag race s9e03 thoughts

i know this was ago but a bitch was busy with organic chemistry so

aja: LMAO at her makeup. like, i know shes talented, but facetune is gonna get some of these queens into places they dont deserve to be and when they get that hd close up henny, its gonna show, uno? lol at her spiel about valentina, shes really showing her ass alaska style. her lewk was bad lol

alexis michelle: still pretty, i guess. if she didnt have the bald spot, i think all the dickpigs in the fandom would flock to her like they did pearl and milk (tbh, they may be anyway, i havent checked any of the usual hangouts for rpdr fans in a hot minute)

charlie hides: she really didnt do a whole lot this episode. i would have loved her outfit so much, but the fabric she chose looks like a candy wrapper to me (other than that its so gorge)

cynthia lee fontaine: LOL @ her explaining english to kimora, literally the only funny thing she said this entire episode, im so mad all of the episodes are already filmed so you know shes going to keep saying cucu cuz nobody told her to stop.

eureka: i really wish she would learn how to wear a normal wig, bc fat people cant do the whole wig pile thing, we look weird, like its just not good please get a 22 inch and let it flow

farrah moan: farrah. my bitch. i want to root for you. but you keep doing dumb shit, like its. season. 9. learn to sew, babez. you looked the fuck GOOD tho

kimora blac: called it! kinda sad she didnt stick around to start some shit but #ohwell

nina bonina brown: i loved it! i hope they rip off dragula and do a horror challenge to see what nina does tbh

peppermint: it was okay, i guess. i really honestly cannot remember like anything she did LMAO still love ha tho

sasha velour: literally, i hated her this episode. her look was fine, but she literally stepped up on that stage and talked about fucking self doubt and cages on her head metaphors like MAAM save it for the makeup mirror interstitials, it was so annoying

shea coulee: i love her, thats all

hobgoblin taylor: i literally cannot believe she won this challenge. not to go on a rant, but i realized why i dislike her so much and its because this show has been around long enough to develop super niche stock characters, and she is literally the definition; shes a pageant queen who does nice makeup, and she has some degree of comedy skills, shes literally this seasons alyssa edwards, the difference being that alyssa is funny in a quirky unique way, and trinity is literally just vulgar and references assholes. and thats FINE but its tired, like its literally the most basic form of drag humor like imitating southern speech (stanky), referencing anuses (chocolate starfish), some allusion or statement that the drag persona is incredibly dirty and promiscuous (water transmitted disease- this joke wasnt even fucking clever or funny, like if you laughed you can kiss my fucking ass) im probably just jaded and whiny but FUCK rupaul eats that up. like, even if it didnt work or look good, at least aja was CREATIVE like i just hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

valentina: I. SCREAMED. LIKE amazing showstopping fantastic life changing literally no words, her runway was the best of the episode imo, and she serves consistenTly, henny.

i was actually really pleased witht he choice of guest judge this episode, bc altho cheyenne jackson is not super relevant, hes gay, is on shows with large gay followings, and is super hot, so he himself has a lrge gay following. hennyways, im wondering if they stopped doing minichallenges this season? weve gone three episodes without one, iirc. this episode was actually super disappointing tho, and alot of the funny moments were just kimora being a fool like she straight called herself princess banana lady and talked about how stressful it was not to have a breastplate, im lit worried that this season will flop without her one liners

[nyelaexe]

ALSO (the tea today wow) but someone made a post calling her out. This lady made a post saying that her little sister decided to go to her for an install and it went all wrong. Just a few weeks ago she did someone's hair. It was dyed burgundy and curled and it looked really good. So the girl dyed her hair herself and brought it in for her to put it in and she said that the whole time she complained about how bad the hair was. She asked her to curl it and she didnt even try. She said that because the hair was dyed it wouldnt curl. Also she said that there was too much shampoo still in the hair. So the girl went home and rinsed the hair and it curled perfectly fine. She also had photos of the install and y'all....its so so bad. Theres giant gaps between the tracks and the wig cap and braids is showing on the sides so she cant wear her hair any other way than a middle part. They asked for a refund and she said no because she already did all the work. The girl ended up taking the hair out that day. My wig was too fucking small. My head is a bit bigger but it isnt huge. I order a size medium in wigs and I dont understand how this fucking wig could fit on anyones head. So because she fucked up and never shipped my wig out to me she said i could come in and she'd install it for free. So she braids my hair down and the wig is sitting on the table on the next station. Its just sprawled across the table looking dry and dull as hell. Like she could even be bothered to make it look decent before i got there. The hair had been dyed so the ends were extra dry. The top half where the hair was its natural color was actually GREASY and clumpy and sticky. Im guessing she put edge control on the entire top half to lay it down. She put it on and then she went into her table to get some stuff and you guys it was so damn messy. On top of the table there was like drink cups and hair shit. But in the table stuff was thrown everywhere. There were makeup bags and thread and broken combs and shit and there was giant balls of hair where she probably trimmed other wigs and just threw the hair into the drawer. So she put it on and I kid you not she took a piece of thread and sewed a 3 inche section of the wig to my head on the right side. She didnt even tie off the thread at the end. She just sewed it and cut the thread off the needle. She combed it a bit and that was it. She didnt style it or straighten it or anything. Just sent me on my way with a too small wig. From there we went straight home and by the time I got to the door my wig was literally falling the fuck off. I dont understand how it was so bad when all the other photos she posts are incredible.