don't ignore me, snookums childe, al haitham, heizou.
sum. what happens when u dare ignore them
childe 'ajax'
★ quiz time! childe notices you've grown a little distant. now he turns on his thinking machine to assist him in this journey! while brainstorming ideas he came across three options, which one did he choose (5 points) ☆
a) he goes to your house with a bouquet of pink camellias.
b) stalks you for five days and then sends teucer to the café you're visiting to lure you back to him
c) pulls you into a random alley when you're strolling around and demands why you've been ignoring him
childe chose... option b!
he's the typa man to use his younger siblings (which you love) to deliver messages to you. so in conclusion, he dressed up teucer as a mail man and made him go over to your residence.
childe would use all petnames available to make you talk to him.
"honey munchkin, please talk to me my sweet lovely slime"
you honestly cannot ignore this man. he's too funny.
"oh? is that a giggle from my skrunky??"
he goes on with that for another two hours until you gave up.
alhaitham
notices immediately when you're ignoring him. will give you a side eye because why are you ignoring him?? + also wants to see how long you can go without talking to him so he plays along.
a fun fact: he cannot go long without being near you but his pride is too high to give up.
he gives up after a week and invites himself over to your dorm.
stomps his way over to your room and sits on your desk chair.
"hi. did you forget you have a boyfriend?" haitham probably said it more like a statement rather than a question tbh
you don't answer him at all & tries to leave the room so that results in a scoff from him.
wraps one hand around your waist and pulls you onto his lap.
"i don't know about you but i'm pretty sure i'm not a door."
you make the mistake of smiling and he teases you bc of that
"don't try me, haitham my sweet potato."
heizou shikanoin
pulls up to your house staring at the door with his hands on his hip. if you have a doorbell, he'll ring it until it no longer works..!
he doesn't care if the rain's gonna fall. heizou is standing there until you open that door.
the typa man to slide down the door with one hand beating his chest while the other wipes his invisible tears.
HONESTLY you didn't even notice he's outside....
when you open the door he either pulls a sad persona or looks at you up and down.
"now, y/n, my sugars, why are you ignoring me??"
you let him in (still ignoring) and he clings onto you until you give up.
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Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)
So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:
Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:
Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:
He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues
The Chair Appears - Spain
He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood
The Chair Evolves - Silverstone
Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!
The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)
I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)
*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha
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slightly controversial but the thing with daring is. that. its that. i dont think hes a jerk and i dont think hes selfish bc i think its sort of tragic in its own way to be in love w a genuinely nice and chivalrous person anyway. and i say this bc i dont think daring rlly serves a purpose outside of being a love interest to the girlies and i dont think he has to b a jerk for it to suck! what do u do when ur 16 and a prince has saved ur life and while it means something, no it doesnt. daring is Literally just like that. like he’ll save u and protect u at the end of the world but he wld do that for every damsel he thinks needs his help, and even for those that dont. and its not that daring doesnt care at all, its just that these grand, big gestures ought to mean something, but they don’t. and what are u supposed to do w that!!!!!!
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bra @shycroissanti gimme a pic of ur sona I need it,i need to draw some doodles of it,if i don't I will faint istg </3
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