#but it'd be worth it to me

[batterycityraces]

Have an interview for a managerial position tomorrow. At a significantly nicer store. In an up-class area. Nervous. Mentally prepared to not get it, but please, please, please let me get it.

[calliopechild]

I so, so badly want to high five Kamala for successfully baiting Trump into the 'mY cRoWdS aRe BiGgEr!' rant. He's so mad.

Y'all, what if we are living in the good timeline where Trump gets so mad at being owned on live television while he yell-spits about immigration for the 18th time in 6 minutes that he literally has a rage-induced heart attack on stage? Can you imagine?

[imma-bunni]

It Lies Beneath These Hallowed Woods ao3 by meekome @meekkome ("in which lan zhan sees wei ying possessed by eldritch horror and says if i can't fix him i can join him")

The shadows are alive. Writhing and twisting around him, creeping over him, between his fingers, around his throat, curious and hungry. The dirt beneath is black like dried blood, which makes the shards and fragments of bones half-buried around him easy to see, white and glimmering unnaturally bright in the gloom.

Then something looks at him, from behind the shadows, and Wei Wuxian flinches at the weight of its attention.

some tags: sentient burial mounds, eldritch wei ying, whump, body horror, fix-it, eventual happy ending

[mechanical-artery]

its MY birthday and and I get to make everyone look at this old guy

[fernlessbastard]

hot take moment cwilbur is literally just psychotic as all hell and i think people got way too comfortable villianizing the shit out of a man who was clearly portraying signs of severe mental illness. cwilbur was like im so fucking paranoid and scared and i think everyone is out to get me and hurt me and ive spiralled to the point i cant reach out to the people closest to me because im so afraid and lost in this spiral and im having constant panic attacks and hurting myself because i dong know what to do with myself and the only way out for me is to die. and everybody was like EVIL MAN WHO ENJOYS HURTING OTHERS AND IS ABUSIVE ON PURPOSE AND A VILLAIN AND SHOULD NEVER BE TRUSTED AGAIN. and then he came back and was like im still deeply troubled and afraid but im desperately trying to make up for the wrongs i did in the past and the people i hurt in my own way and communication is really hard for me but i hope people know that im truely sorry and i love them. im going to try my hardest to fix this in the only way i know how and then respectfully remove myself from the situation because i feel thats the kindest thing i can do to the people ive hurt. and people were like ABUSER ABUSER ABUSER EVIL MAN ABUSER. like girl

Yeah no based true real no questions asked

I'd hope I manage to portray Wilbur the way he deserves in my content, cause that man is heavily bpd coded and he just needs therapy and someone who genuinely loves him but also can handle his bullshit (which has exclusively and reliably been Quackity like, canonically)

But yeah no completely agreed. The man has issues and has definitely fucked up a lot but at the end of the day he really does need love and care and patience, but also boundaries (and therapy and meds, obviously)

[galedekarios]

🐱

[tricoufamily]

woke up missing blood sports so much i literally started using this screenwriting software to write it

[morsesnotes]

Some scenes from Cashback (2006) for anyone who hasn't seen it.

It's a sex comedy from the 00s, and Shaun's character is supposed to be a total pervert, so...prepare yourself for that, lol. Also in the background there's artwork of naked women FYI.

[ladylannisterxo]

wow. rory culkin really just whines and whimpers his way through intruders (2015), huh? and i'm just supposed to be normal about it? yeah... okay.

[swordbending]

I'm over people saying "give the live action a chance before you criticize it" like trailers are mostly a marketing tool to convince ppl to watch smth but they're also there to let viewers decide whether they think smth is worth their time. if people look at trailers & promo and decide they aren't gonna like it based on that that's no one's problem but the marketing team's

[ask-boreal]

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>BOREAL: Oh my gosh I didn’t think thiS WOULD WORK I’M BOREAL HI THANK YOU FOR COMING!!!!!!!!!!

we should do EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Are you really going to be here all night??????? I can’t believe it..

[ Her voice cracked a little at the end, but she hid it well and continued on like nothing happened ]

>BOREAL: We could do sO MUCH we should totally save stories for later, we could have a fire for it! BUT UMM oh gosh we should WELL.. get set up and we can play in the sand for a little!! And swim maybe if you feel like it!! I actually don’t know how good sea water is I haven’t tried it before but something tells me it’s probably not the best I’ll leave that up to you hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh I hope it’s clear tonight maybe we could see some shooting stars or something could you imagine???????

Okay let’S see what we can bUILD!!

[ And just like that, they were off. A full day and night of fun, stories, and wonderful new memories. ]

[ It was all she could have ever hoped for. ]

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[katkat030]

I used to watch Grian way back in Hermitcraft S1 so seeing you post about it actually makes me insanely nostalgic lmao. Nice to hear about people I haven’t watched in years :)

I can only imagine the nostalgia you must be feeling, omw - S1 was over a decade ago, from what I gather Hermitcraft has changed soo much since then

Thanks for sharing that nugget of information, my mind is genuinely blown

[bistaxx]

Honest to God, I hope that first thing that happens when Luzu comes back is that Pac and Mike oh so innocently walk up to him and ask if he wants a haircut ^_^

[cherrygarden]

thinking about solo songs 1d should sing on their reunion tour. like yes each of their songs are finished products and great as they are! but there's some that would be amazing with a harmony and also thematically, to sing it on stage with all of them?? i'm crying just thinking about it

[missholloween]

I subjected my bestie to tgdwlm and they were so real during all of it. It was really funny because he asked me a couple of times "hey, you haven't put me a tragedy, have you?" and I said nothing. They did not have a good time during let it out, but their face during inevitable... Priceless

[thornheartless]

whos worse for each other. butchlander or ozycom

That is the question of the century I think, I'm inclined to say butchlander because in an alternative universe I could actually see ozycom making it work in a way that's at least a little better for each other