Ashe: Hey Cole, wanna third wheel on my date with Niran tomorrow?
Cole:* looks confused* I uh..Sure?
Ashe:GREAT!!
Ashe: *looks at Doomfist* Akande! Wanna third wheel on my date with Niran tomorrow?
Doomfist: I-
Ashe: *cuts him off quickly* Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Cole & Doomfist:...
Lifeweaver: *is trying to fight back a laughter*Ashe…I said be subtle
Ashe: We'll they agreed didn't they?!
jade and dirk, trying to become friends, make fursonas together until a highly opinionated conversation gets sparked cuz' dirk drew his ponys cock and balls and jade thinks its kind of gross that dirks fursona will just have his genitals visible all the time. dirk just thinks hes staying true to animal physique and that is not a crime. eventually he gets bullied into giving his horse pants
ANDD im gunna go double check later but im p sure that every milkman kiss has will in it EXCEPT for the one where mike stood there dumb as hell ?! like ?!!??!!?!!!?
cus every mike byler moment weve dug thru subtext, but its mostly so blatent right? its not shown in the show bc its wills pov, and will is too selfless too loving, and THATS why mitochondria is still there like- what if every m&m kiss is mike just standing like a goldfish awkwardly
im a will unreliable narrator supporter if you can't tell
Dandelion does actually compose the Ballad of the Two Tits that he threatens to write at the end of The Bounds of Reason. It is a jaunty little tune about two plump round little birds that are certainly not a euphemism for anything.
idk if it make sense for his character really but i think itd be funny if todd just forgot to come out and one day he’s being forced to visit his family and turns out theyre a little better to deal with when their words cant make him hate himself haha
and he’s like omg next time ill bring my boyfriend while he’s leaving and everyones like ??????????//
i like how in ac+r robo ky claims hes capable of converting food into energy but in xrd he calls venom an idiot for suggesting he eats it. whats the truth