#but like. lil crushies

[astutior]

I just think someone should toss armin on the back of a motorcycle and drive like an asshole just to freak him out a little.

[row-mance-101]

brother there are hearts in my eyes when I talk to this guy oh my god

[a-whiff-of-a-dream]

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[denim-mixtapes]

lord help me I can't make anything smut for smut's sake theres always gotta be feelings why am i like this

[drops-of-universe]

Would be good to have a lil crushy who likes me back and wants my attention as much as i want theirs

[hansslut]

mari headcanons ⋆🪽

mari, considering she was probably the meanest yj out in the wilderness and rightfully so, she'd prob be mean to u in the start

if you didn't believe in lottie's ability to bring food and talk with the wilderness, mari would just go 😒 whenever she'd see you and then start rambling abt lottie

slowly starting to like u and not being a total hater towards you

still making mean comments here and there at times to piss u off

whenever something happens she just runs to you and shit talks misty like MADD and you agree

after getting used to you, she's only nice to you and lottie, hates everyone besides you two

her leaning her head on your shoulder when you're all talking as a group and discussing different topics

seeing her happy is a rare thing that only happens when she's with you cause everyone else pisses her off and you're the only one who can relate and understand her drama

"yeah!and they gave me a belt to cook,like are you insane?!" "WE ATE A BELT???"

following all of your stupid ideas and you following her stupid ideas

but like...her crushing on you is a different total story...

she's either super mean to you or super sweet

whatever the case is you still understand her lil crushy crushy on you so you're like "i mean,we could die from day to day sooo....be my gf??😁"

AND AFTER YOU GUYS START DATING you literally only talk to each other cause your living time in the wilderness is limited so might as well spend it with your pookie bear 🐻❤️

[evalevaeva]

okay um sieun delusions... i heard this is a common experience for students who are class toppers in high school. once they get into an iv league school or a rly fancy high class school they're no longer special and gifted and smart cause EVERYONE is like that

so sieun goes to one of those universities and its his first time being in a school where... ppl are taking it seriously lmaoo. and he starts to notice that there's one student who is always just 1 rank above him. no matter what rank sieun got whether it was 10 or 2 yn is always right above him so he starts to notice her AND BOY GETS A LIL CRUSHY CRUSH HE DOES 😓

literally just make it fluffy or ill kill u

gifted | yeon sieun

- in which yeon sieun gets into seoul national university.

(LETS GOO SOMETHINGTHAT ISNT SOB WORTHY @slytherinshua i did it)

Sieun had done it. He'd gotten past all the bullying and the hardships and decided to throw away his past in Byuksan Middle School and Eunjang High School. He'd gotten into Seoul National University with a special scholarship given to the top 1% of the entire student body, taking the examinations in each region.

Sieun was used to being the only student who focused on his work and got good grades. University came as a shock to him as he stood in front of the noticeboard, the glass the only thing standing between him and the piece of paper. He wasn't first. He wasn't second either. He was in tenth place for the freshmens diagnostics test. Sieun couldn't believe it, as he turned to walk away from the crowd of students trying to find their names on the lower ranks. The Yeon Sieun had gotten tenth place in a test. The last time that happened, it wasn't pleasant. The name above his wasn't an unknown one. He had heard your name back when he was in high school, at cram school. He had never crossed paths with you, so he had never seen the use in interacting with you.

The boy could feel the sweat sticking his hair to his forehead. The students in Seoul National University were no joke, and it didn't take a genius to realise that. Every student had notebooks, textbooks, and most importantly, coffee. Sieun had never liked coffee, but feeling the lack of sleep every day caused him to become a crippling caffein addict.

No matter what he did, it seemed like one name could not leave his side (on results slip, of course). If Sieun was in nineteenth place，she would be in eighteenth place. If he was third, she was second. If he was sixth, she'd be fifth. It seemed as if they were binded together through the world of academics, and that caught Sieun's attention.

"The concept of biochemistry isn't something hard, everyone. Now, let's go onto sample questions," The professor spoke as the sound of pages flipping echoed throughout the lecture hall. Sieun flipped open his practice book as he read the question, his eyes widening slightly as he read the question. It definitely wasn't something easy.

"Which of the following are included in the types of glycolipids? N-acetylgalactosamine, N-acetylglucosamine, Xylose, or Cerebrosides?" The professor asked as he switched the slideshow to a practice question from the practice book.

The lecture hall was practically silent as students opened their guide books, worried as they realised that their confusion could lead to their downfall in their first year of university.

One hand was raised as Sieun turned to look at the girl who had her hand raised on the other side of the auditorium. She sat up straight as her hand was in the air confidently. She had a small smile on her face as she waited for the professor to call on her.

"Ah, one of our top students! y/n, what do you think the answer is?" The professor called out to the girl as she lowered her hand and spoke.

"Cerebrosides, they are a group of glycosphingolipids, which are the subgroup of glycolipids." The girl answered as the professor clicked on the slideshow to reveal the answer to indeed be Cerebrosides.

Sieun scribbled your name on the top right corner of the page as he rested his cheek on his palm, looking at the writing as he sighed to himself.

That was the first time you caught his eye. It wasn't something he could suppress for long. Sieun caught himself sneaking as many glances at you as he could without getting caught. He'd pretend to cough, just so he could turn in your direction to look at you or take a different route just to see you leaving the hall to the library.

You were always at the library. Similarly to the other students, you would mug till the late hours of the night.

You had your head on the table as you heard a light thud next to you, making you turn to the right to see a cup of coffee on the desk. You sat up straight to see Sieun sitting at the seat next to you, his lips in a thin line but his eyes betrayed him as he watched you, curious to see your reaction.

"Is this... for me?" You asked the doe-eyed boy as he nodded, turning to his books but his attention still on you.

"You seem tired today. You didn't get your usual coffee so I got it for you," Sieun said as you felt a pink hue engulf your cheeks as you looked away from the boy, coughing softly as you whispered with a smile, "Thank you".

That was the first time he felt his heart jump. Screw that, maybe free fall off a cliff? That feeling had him sitting at his desk at home, hand on his chest as he smiled to himself, giggling like a high school lover.

Sieun used every brain cell he had available from that day onwards to have a reason to talk to you. He'd drop his book, and you'd appear from around the corner, crouching down to help him pick it up. He'd buy you coffee every few weeks to the point that it becomes a routine.

"Yeon Sieun, second place." Sieun had grown accustomed to never being in first place. Instead, a smile grew on his face as he saw the name in first place, it was you. Sieun waited under the shade as he saw you and your group of friends at the noticeboard, reading the results as you turned away from the crowd and jumped up and down, excitement emitting from you.

"First! First again! It all paid off! Entering summer break on the best note ever!" You yelled as Sieun felt his cheeks hurting from how hard he was smiling at your antics.

"Sieun! Good to see you," you greeted the boy as you pulled out the chair to take a seat next to him in the library. Sieun gave you a small smile as you took out your books, placing them onto the desk as you began mindlessly mugging through the night.

Sieun raised his arms as he stretched, hearing a click from his shoulders as he turned to check on you, seeing your head on the table as you slept.

Sieun packed his stuff as he tapped you on the shoulder, making you jolt awake from your sleep.

"Sieun...?" you mumbled as sieun picked up the books from under your arms，packing them into your bag as he put your bag on his shoulder, surprising you.

"You seem very sleepy, I'll send you home. Don't go home so late next time, and don't stay up too late. You're getting eyebags and...you'll make me worried, " Sieun said as you got up and pushed the chair into the table, following him as you both walked to the bus stop.

There was an awkward silence until you decided to ask him a question, "Sieun, why did you start talking to me? I mean, it's not strange, seeing as we're taking the same course...".

Sieun stopped in his tracks as he calculated in his head the chances of you rejecting him at that moment. 33.3 in a 100.

"It's because I like you." Sieun admitted as if it was a passing comment. You turned to look at him, eyes wide as you tilted your head in confusion.

"You're serious? You actually like me?" You ask him, trying to find a hint of humour in his voice, but his voice was anything but humorous.

"I can't see a day in my life without you from now on. Will you give me the honour of being the one by your side till the end?" Sieun asked as you couldn't help but look into his eyes that seemed to hold every inch of the universe in them.

That was the day that Sieun was no longer alone in his life.

Every day seemed to be filled with you. He'd pick you up from your apartment and cook you breakfast, sit with you in the lecture hall, buy you your coffee, go out for dinner, and finally, send you home safely.

Sieun would help you prepare for practical examinations while you helped him prepare for theoretical examinations, the both of you were the most envied CC.

CC, Campus Couple. Sieun wouldn't have thought he'd have someone to accompany him, but somehow, you were gifted, right to him.

[qfzeeph]

People liked the first Kaito x Reader post I made, so lets say, hypothetically, I made a part 2. And for the sake of debate, lets say that it was about him having a lil' crushy crush on the reader >:)

♡Kaito (Vocaloid) x Reader/Master HCs [2]♡

♡All fluff. No spice!♡ ♡Kaito is crushing on the reader!♡

☆ He won’t outright say he’s got a crush on you, but there will be signs. He’s shy about it, worried you’ll think of him differently if you were to find out how he felt.

☆Kaito has been down this path before with other Masters who have gotten bored of him in the past. He hopes that if anything ever came of the two of you, it’d last. He’s simultaneously nervous and yearning at the same time, afraid of the worst outcome but praying for the best.

☆ He tries to spend as much time with you as he can, learning about your favorite things and what makes you yourself. He’s a quick learner and before you know it, he’s gifting you little things like your favorite snacks or candies when you’re having a rough day.

☆He flusters real easy. Any sort of accidental contact, be it bumping into him in a crowded space or your hands grazing one another when reaching for a treat, his face lights up bright red. He always apologizes, hoping you won’t notice his flushed cheeks. You see it every time. ☆In case you couldn’t tell, he’s not the best at hiding it. He might not outright say how he feels, but you can tell from every move he makes he’s into you.  ☆You see more of him. Much more of him. He wants to be around you as much as he can, chasing that serotonin only you can give him.

☆He puts a lot of extra effort into the songs you ask him to sing, the more intense his feelings develop the more effort he puts in. He wants to be his best for you, hoping you’ll catch on. ☆His heart melts if you compliment him. He’d stutter out a nervous “thank you,” as if he had forgotten how to speak.  ☆He’d eventually get brave and confess. Unless you beat him to it, he’ll be the one to tell you. Not because he’s any less nervous, but because keeping it to himself would become too much to bear. Of course he’ll be a shaking nervous wreck, but once he starts his onslaught of praise for you he’ll loosen up and put his entire soul into it. He wants you to know how special you are to him and how much it would mean to him if you were to return his affection.

☆If it ended up you two were smitten, he’d be overjoyed. Expect a barrage of light kisses and hugs on the spot the minute you tell him you’ve felt the same way the whole time.

☆If his confession caught you off guard, he’d hope you’d at least give him a chance. He’d understand if you didn’t despite the fact it’d sting like hell for him, but he’d hold out for the best outcome either way.

☆If YOU were the one who approached him to tell him, he wouldn’t know how to respond at first! He’s wanted this so bad, but he never expected you’d be the one to come to him. Of course he’d tell you he loves you too, but not without short circuiting out of pure joyful shock first. 

☆Bonus:☆

☆L/N: You thought normal Kaito was shy about his feelings. L/N Kaito is worse. This man is mortified to speak to you and prefers to fawn over you from a distance. You’re going to have to be the one to catch him and lay all your tender feelings on him. Once you have him though, he’ll gradually start to open up to you and only you. ☆WxS: He’s always trying to impress you, whether it be magic tricks, voice impressions, monologues from a play, or some sort of crazy stunt Miku taught him. He’s planning on asking you out via a magic act, by the way. ☆VBS: Everytime you see him, he’s either got a new brew of coffee for you to try, a baked good he made himself for you to taste, or a new mix for you to listen to. You’re his motivation! There was never a formal confession, but a touching of hands on the DJ board one day when he was showing you how he makes his music and a heat-of-the-moment peck on the lips after that sealed the deal for the two of you. ☆MMJ: You’re a distraction. A lovely, lovely, distraction. He can’t get any stagehand work done when you’re around, or when you’re on his mind. If only he wasn’t so busy, he could talk to you more. If you offer to help him with his handiwork, you may just get him to slip up and tell you how he really feels. ☆N25: Good luck. He’s a proud one, and isn’t going to drop the act for anyone. Except for you of course, when you’re alone and there’s nobody else around to see him. He’s honest with himself and you regarding his feelings, and he’s just as passionate as he is irritable. He loves aggressively, but not so much as to break your boundaries. You belong to him, but in the best possible way.

...cool fun fact. I've been trying to write a fic of N25 Kai and it keeps uh. going in an interesting direction. I had to put it down for a little bit because some life stuff came up but if I ever get around to finishing it, lord have mercy on all of you. anyway, thanks for readin' and I hope you enjoyed <3

[chillyfrys]

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ Hello

❥︎Can you do Sodapop x Male reader (where they were friends since grade School) (Soda has a lil crushy crush on the reader) (maybe or maybe not ask them for a hang out "date" and Soda confesses his feelings for the M! Reader?)

⭐ Take your time on it! Plz and Thank you!! ⭐

Sayin somethin’ stupid like “I love you”

Sodapop x Male!Reader

A good song to listen to while reading this: “somethin’ stupid” (Frank Sinatra) <3

(Ft Steve-)

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It was a crisp spring day, and it was sooo close to going home. The day had been long and Soda, Steve and Y/n were all exhausted.

“How much longerrr” Soda whined, leaning up against y/n. Soda always been more touchy towards him, but he didn’t question it just assuming Soda felt more comfortable with him. “Not much longer, few minutes” y/n said with a smile, he patted Soda’s lower back leaving his hand there.

“No PDA at the workplace Pal” Steve said with a snicker, Soda blushed and hit Steve with the rag he had. “We’re not- just shut up!-” Soda spoke up defensively, his face red so he buried his face into Y/n’s shoulder. He just laughed wrapping an arm around Soda’s shoulder.

God.. didn’t you know what you were doing to him

Steve cackled and disappeared into the break room, Y/n scoffed looking away he hoped his face wasn’t as red as it felt. “Hey- would you maybe wanna grab some grub with me..?” Soda said looking up at him with that famous movie star smile.

Y/n couldn’t resist not smiling back, or saying no (not that he wanted to-) “yeah! Of course” soda smiled and let go of him, running back in to grab his wallet and y/n’s keys.

-Small time skip~

The two boys were chatting together and eating, talking about whatever. Till soda cleared his throat, and chewed his Lower lip. “Hey- y/n? I gotta t-” Soda started but was cut off “Can I get you guys anything else!” The overly cheerful waitress said with a smile. “Uhmm we’ll split a vanilla milkshake? Please and thanks” Soda nodded to the idea “so what was you gonna say Soda?” Y/n said looking up at Soda with a grin that just about made him melt into a puddle.

“Oh!- uh nothin..” Soda muttered sipping the milkshake the waitress had brought out.

Some time passed, the day was coming to an end soon. The two boys were in the parking lot, walking in comfortable silence. Till Soda spoke up “so about what I was gonna say earlier..” this quickly grabbed y/n’s attention, he looked over and gazed into Soda’s eyes. Soda cleared his throat nervously “I.. think I’m in love with you” that’s it, he finally said it he’d been meaning to since grade school.. but now came the scary part

Your response. “I-I.. I think.. I love you too Soda” Soda couldn’t believe it.. you loved him too! He was ecstatic. Him and y/n pulled each other in for a hug, both smiling brighter than ever.

“Come on.. let’s get ya home, it’s freezin and I don’t feel like gettin an ear full from Darry if ya get sick” he said throwing his sweater to Soda, and putting an arm around him. “Yeah.. let’s go” Soda said looking at Y/n softly.

That night Darry had to hold soda down cuz he was so happy-

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A/n: Thanks for the requests! they keep me busy ❤️. Reminder that I do Gender neutral readers! But I gots no issues with Male readers!

Hope you enjoyed<33

Love you all!💕

[cerealmonster15]

ummm goober time sketchy doodle time w/heartslabyul.......... adeuce + lil babby crushies...

i think adeuce would enter that "no homo but tbh a lil homo" era of bestieship and be in mega denial before they realize their own feelings

also not necessarily ship exactly, but like i could see adeuce havin lil tiny crushes on treycay when they first enter the school fjdkshg like caters vibe matches ace + trey is that responsible upperclassman lookin after the freshies and i think juice would admire him [he admires like most of the older students tho it's soooo cute]

and then same reasoning for deuce w/riddle... riddle being sweet to deuce w/ his math struggles in deuces dorm story my beloved... + ace has that one thing he says about riddle in his ghost bride event card story where he was like "yeah he looked so cool bursting into the room i wanna work hard and be cool like him" and tbh sounded like a boycrush in denial.

[demontonic]

Hi! If you’re still taking requests, may I ask for Kylo Ren asking female reader out on a date? He’s very shy and nervous and not sure she’ll say yes, but she does! He’s a murderous bean but we love him

i love my men murderous🫶🏼making this a modern college au because i cannot imagine Kylo Ren having a lil crushy crush on one of his generals

Kylo Ren - Would you?

You’d been aquatinted with Kylo for months now, you honestly would have never talked to him by yourself because his entire aura was intimidating. Both of you were friends of a friend whom you had told you found the brooding man insanely attractive and well, she took that as an invitation to take matters into her own hands. You couldn’t have expected anything else honestly she was just confident in friend making skills and after meeting him so were you. Though it seemed like a cheesy college rom com at this point you didn’t mind, especially with the way he looked at you. His eyes alone held so much of his emotion, for the most part he remained monotone and unbothered but eyes dont lie. Sometimes his fleeting glances made your heart flutter, and sometimes it made your entire body tense. Those brown eyes could be void of emotion, or full of enchantment gleaming with admiration. That’s all it was, he admired you for your beauty, charisma, even the way you viewed life itself, he was completely enamored of you. So today while you sat in the library studying for your semester finals, you were aware of every stolen glance. His every movement down to the way his fingers picked at the table, you knew he was ridden with anxiety.

“If you keep fidgeting like that I’m scared you’ll start vibrating in your seat.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to distract you.”

“If anything you’re keeping me company, especially since you stopped taking notes ten minutes ago.”

“Right, I guess my mind is somewhere else today.”

“Sharing is caring, what’s got you so bothered?”

What bothered him? What didnt bother him would be a shorter list, he was a walking ball of anxiety despite his cold demeanor. Not in the way that had him scared to talk to people, but in the sense he had no idea what he was soing with his life. He felt like his purpose was so unclear, like he was meant for something huge but also nothing at the same time. His mother was kind, brave, and hard working wheras his father was brute, carefree, and aggravating. Such combination in one household had caused him to lose sight of what he wanted because he wanted them to be proud of him. It was difficult taking into account the vast differences between them, it’s not like they were any less in love but it made his aspirations muddy. When he met you however it was like he had certain purposs, suddenly he stopped waiting for the praise to leave the mouth of his parents and started looking to you. Why he hadn’t quite understood until a week ago, you sat infront of the window while it was raining. The library was closing in an hour so the lights had dimmed, you were reading a book for your class and drinking some sort of tea. There was the answer, he could see himself spending nights with you just soaking in each others presence, enjoying the silence and peace between you two. It’d been there the entire time, you had barely spent time apart since you started talking, you just melded together so effortlessly. His heart was set but he didn’t know how to convey such intense feelings, he couldn’t possibly expect you to reciprocate his feelings but he could hope. Would you laugh? Would you push him away? Would you leave him?

“Would you stay… with me?”

“What?”

“Would-… if I told you something, despite what it is would you stay?”

“Of course Kylo, you can trust me.”

Hearts pounded in their cages, eyes locking with one another as time seemed to slow as the words formed on his tongue. Breathing slowed as your skin ran cold, the anticipation was suffocating as you waited for his confession.

“I love you.”

Relief washed over the both of you as his secret had been revealed and your feelings towards him were validated.

“I love you too.”

A smile, shared by the both of you, basking in the purity of the moment.

“Does that mean you’ll go on a date with me?”

“I’d say we’ve been on study dates for months, of course I will.”

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

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[trolagygirl2022]

omg okay girl- idk if the person you asked about is your lil crushie but the first two cards that popped out TOGETHER. were the the empress and the lovers- just wanted to say that!!😍🥰

the lovers, the empress, the moon, 7 of swords, knight of swords reversed

i think DH thinks of you as someone very beautiful and lowkey someone who they would treat right!! they want to take care of you and i think wants to talk- like yk situationship/talking stage👻. they see you as someone who fits their type definetly, very charmed by you. they notice your presence easily although they sometimes they might act like they don’t cause they don’t want to seem desperate- i think they also see you as quiet/mysterious lol, you got aura to them girl 😍🫶. i think they think your very cute/have cute features, specifically your cheeks/eye area lol! i think they are interested in you, and possibly might be a lil possessive ? like if they were to talk abt you to their friends they might throw in some extra stuff to make sure their friends don’t like you either- like they wanna keep you to themself type stuff ☠️🤣 girl why you living a kdrama!! i also get that they think of you as someone smarter than them/better, so they might feel insecure and embarrassed when you’re around cause they’re scared you’re judging them🤣

the question i wanted to ask was-how will my romantic relationship with nct jaehyun go!

Thank you so much hehe, I'm giggling up and down LMAOO

Your romantic relationship with Jaehyun:

4 of Pentacles, Temperance, 9 of Pentacles rev, 6 of Pentacles rev, Queen of Cups, 9 of Swords, 7 of Wands.

So your romantic relationship with Jaehyun is... interesting 🫣! At first, I see that it would either be really good.. or lokey chaotic. It will take a while for you two to reach stable ground. I see that you guys might have some issues that partain to finances? Or career? I have a feeling that it can also have to do with career, especially his career. He seems like a workaholic so that can cause a strain in the relationship. I'm seeing him getting busy? But it can also cause distrust in the connection, and you two will have to talk over things and try to understand each other. For this connection to work, you'll need to be caring with one another and listen and be considerate of what the other person wants to say. You'll need to persevere in this connection! Many misunderstandings can erupt from this connection, so work on that, y'all! The last thing I see here is that you, too, should keep things private! (and in your relationships in general). I feel like a lot of people will be preying on your downfall and will be waiting for the relationship to crumble.

[sillysadduck]

A lil nervous to share this but I wanna -><- but ever since your special one and lily drawing, I hc those two like, I don't wanna say ship, because I don't really like shipping kids, even if the characters are both kids, but like, both of them showing very kid like ways of affection towards one another?? like they just got kiddy lil crushes on one another, like kids sometimes have :3 and special one would very shyly give lily flowers, and lily would give special one love letters, and ask her to be her valentine (special one) in a platonic way / crushy way on valentines day ^^

OKAY OKAY SORRY IM JUST ANSWERING NOW BUT I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I think I was thinking about this ask today and I ended up shipping them accidentally too😭😭 LIKE I was drawing them as teens and things happened <3

it would be so cute if they had a lil childhood crush on each other, specially lily going absolutely insane at special one existing while todney just stands there like🧍listening to her talk about her without saying anything

also todney third wheeling in general, just-- special one is like "I'm so glad I have you, you're an amazing friend and I love you... and todney too, I guess" bc he's there too, just staring from a safe distance 😭😭😭

[lvminosityy]

heading into the new year ive been thinking what i want out of my bbys so ive come up with a few little plots for funsies. pls lemme know if youre interested in any or if you'd like to plot something out in general. im open to all ideas!

seungho

there are very few people seungho doesnt get along with and im here to say im ready for his inner bitch to come out at someone. pls give me ex-friends, exes on bad terms (he can be the cause if you'd like. i have mentioned he's cheated on someone if you wanna snatch that up), competition, no i dont like you because thats MY best friend you're calling your bestie idkidk

hes done it once but i'd like for him to write another song. hes not looking for writing credits or anything like that but i think he's kinda seen what it goes into making a song and he wants to do it again

eden

someone who kinda makes him see things differently. he's very cynical. so I guess someone who makes him a better person and not as bitter lmao

a boo thang. I don't mean just a fwb I mean someone who he'd actually wanna be there for. someone who would make him smile just thinking about them. asking 'does my hair look okay?' when that person shows up type vibes. I think he's been done with love and romance and general for a while now so it might be time for him to kinda see what's out there again

danbi

fake pr dating!! i love these type of plots especially if they hate each other! could be for an upcoming drama/song release/brand deal idk we can talk it out

more collabs bc she loves them especially when working with her girlies

jooha

a lil crushy crush. he likes admiring them from a far. blushes like crazy when around the. avoids eye contact. stuttering. mixing up words. he gonna snort if they say something the tiniest bit funny. it doesnt need to be reciprocated if you dont want

bad influence!!! he has a smart mouth when he wants to but he's never been a bad boy so i feel like he could be taking more risks whether that means drugs/alcohol or whatever

[cumdumpstiel]

what is it about having a lil crushy crush uwu 🥰 as an adult that just feels so deeply humiliating. i feel like the stupidest bitch alive. like i'm the only one whos ever done this. nobody else has ever been such a fucking fool. they're putting me in ripleys believe it or not under the caption "UNBELIEVABLE: THIS DUMB BITCH!!!" i'll be right next to the fiji mermaid and that guy with all the straws in his mouth

[certifiedhousewife]

DS HEADCANNONS

Barnabas

Craves wine and prefers not to see people drink in front of him.

Past alcoholic to deal with the stress of josette.

Hates the clothes of the new world.. he hates most of the things in this new world in fact.

Believe it or not enjoys Willie's and Julia's company.

Doesn't know how to show emotion and empathy, kinda just has to fake it.

Closeted gay man because I can.

Willie

Current alcoholic.

Smokes constantly to deal with stress of barnabas.

Mommy issues (for context he ran away from his mother when he was young).

Enjoys comics, David turned him onto it so whenever he isn't doing chores he reads whatever dumb comic he can get his paws on.

Queasy to blood, and or really any bodily fluid lmfao.

Bisexual man fs.

Julia

Alcoholic to deal with dumb and dumber 💀.

Falls for all the wrong people and QUICK.

Dyes her hair to be hip and cool.

Partakes in joints once and a while, Barnabas and willie tried it and barnabas ended up sobbing to willie about his love life. Willie ate all the food in the house.

Enjoys the supernatural and before meeting Barnabas she already believed mystical creatures existed.

Also I believe while she had a lil crushie crush on barnabie she also wanted to be him if that makes sense.

Not labeled woman.

Angelique (who I have not met yet)

Fucking hates the stereotype that all witches wear that dumb fucking witch hat (but it's cool tho why Angie :( ).

Def has some sort of trauma bonding with barnabas how r u gonna curse HIM AND his family???.

Just like Julia she dyes her hair blonde.

I feel like she has bpd idk just fits.

Hates kids I mean HATES children.

Straight woman during barnabas but I feel like she gets over it and finds out she's a lesbian tbh.