#but not on friday

[kydrogendragon]

I needed more Ferdie in my life. Figured I'd share the love in case anyone else needs some Ferdie love as well

[se-agapo-skywalker]

Metanoia

CW: unprotected sex, age gap (dilf!Luke), oral sex (f receiving), penetrative sex (p in v)

WC: 660

Hands grip lightning-scarred shoulders and tangle in greying hair. Above you, Luke moves slowly and rhythmically, languidly rolling his hips into you at a pace that draws you out to the edge of longing.

You don't mind one bit. Sure, he may not have the speed or stamina of a younger man, but he's devoted to your pleasure with so much patience, so much maturity, a relic of his past status as a Jedi.

"Fuck... that's it," Luke groans into your shoulder, beard tickling the skin of your neck. Earlier, when he had gone down on you, the scratchiness of it rubbed the insides of your thighs raw as his tongue danced wickedly through your folds, lips sucking your clit like his life depended on it.

Perhaps it did--after all, you're the first, if not the only, person he's allowed himself to become close to since his exile. Beneath the stoicism, and the grumpiness, you've found the softness and gentleness he's hidden away for all those years, even if he won't admit it. He doesn't need to.

You wrap your legs around Luke's waist and tighten your grip in his hair, eliciting a grunt from him as you tug it slightly. Rolling your hips with his, feeling his cock drag against your walls so deliciously, you let out a breathy moan into his ear. He doesn't respond--at least not vocally--but you know it means the galaxy to him. Every little sound you make, every time you gasp or cry out in pleasure, knowing that it's because of him makes him feel, well... like he has a chance. Like he can still do something right.

And if that something is making love to a beautiful woman, he'll take it.

Nuzzling your face into his cheek, you beckon Luke to turn to face you. He does, reluctantly, icy blue eyes meeting yours. While he's more than willing to take you to bed, he's still unaccustomed to this intimacy and the vulnerability that comes with it.

"You alright?"

You nod, smiling, slowly moving your hand from his hair to grab onto his beard. Before he can question or protest what you're doing--not that he would--you pull on it, gently, drawing his face towards yours. Lips meet, and he melts against you immediately. For the first time in years, he feels... safe. Home. Luke hasn't had one since the temple was destroyed, yet here you are, in his lonely little hut, making him feel human again.

Supporting himself with his mechanical arm, hand still gloved, his flesh hand reaches up to grab your breast. He squeezes firmly, yet tenderly. Of course, he isn't immune to the temptation of your form, he's made that very apparent over the course of your many liaisons together. He wants you, so, so desperately, and it frightens him. If he allows himself to truly be vulnerable with you...

Luke pulls away from the kiss to hide his face in your neck again. You're only permitted to see so much of him--never mind that both of your clothes are in a pile on the floor, and he's currently inside of you--and you know this, but you'll continue to wait for him, however long that may be.

The steadiness of his pace starts to pay off as you feel your climax slowly building within you, aching to consume you in all its fire and passion. Luke can feel you tightening around him, too, so he quickens his pace to help send you over the finish line. And he does--throwing your head back as your orgasm floods your senses, you gasp out his name like a prayer.

Thrusts grow sloppy as Luke's hips stutter, and soon enough, you can feel him spill inside of you. Claiming you as his own. Yes, he knows possession is against the Jedi Code... but to hell with all those rules. All that matters now is that you're here, with him, and neither of you are alone.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

[evilgoodguys]

he was his father's greatest creation.

[4thefreaks]

made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[savage-flirtation]

These two are amazing!

*sound up*

[someguyiguess]

pro insider tips for black friday from a retail worker

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

dont even think about going to a store

[velinxi]

Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

[EDIT: Thanks for the love on this! Prints of this are also available on my shop for those interested!]

[drsonnet]

Hind Rajab was a 5 year old girl in Gaza who was killed while she hid alone in a car, along with the paramedics who tried to rescue her. Yesterday students at Columbia seized the administration building and renamed it in her honor.

Gadzooks Bazooka Instagram: gadzooks_bazooka

Remembering #HindRajab & children in #Gaza: This is what the mother of the child, Hind Rajab . https://tmblr.co/ZTeZMyfB_GHeeu00

Update (July, 2024)

UPDATE FROM

@sunnydice: (and please don't forget Layan Hamadeh , her 15 yr old cousin who was trapped with her or Yusuf Zino and Ahmed Al-Madhoun who bravely volunteered to try to save hind and were murdered by the IOF )

DrSonnet — هذا ما قالته والدة الطفلة هند رجب عندما سمعت بخبر... (tumblr.com)

[kydrogendragon]

I needed more Ferdie in my life. Figured I'd share the love in case anyone else needs some Ferdie love as well

[dyingtobehim]

[esfiart]

Do u guys ever think about dying?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

“Freaky Friday” was not in fact a real movie which existed BUT had recently entered production as a film because people kept referencing it any time body swapping came up so the movie industry was just like “well I guess we have to make that movie now” and there was already a niche internet fan-base for it.

[thebelchers]