#but science can just be so intimidating that idk where to start

[la-galaxie-langblr]

Yes I love languages but I kinda miss studying science, I really think my hatred of chemistry was down to a bad teacher and not anything to do with the subject itself, maybe I'll watch a crash course series or something idk

[gimyung]

lookism brainrot otd:

varsity classmates headcanons !!

it's my first time doing a post of hcs like this so idk what i was doing or where i was going w it, but enjoy !! jus mainly their traits + some x reader interactions as a classmate ✧( ु•⌄• )◞◟( •⌄• ू )✧

zack lee /////// 이진성

athleticism just wayyy over the roof. he's the jock of all jocks atp

he actually follows a strict regimen, and manages to outdo himself every time

nah cus this mf drinks his pre-workout mix few mins before lunch... because he actually intends to do workout during lunch 💀

despite being disciplined when it comes to working out and focused on hitting a new personal record every time, he's just bad when it comes to maintaining a proper diet

liiiike discipline just goes out the window when you open a bag of chips. he's right there before your hand even touches inside the bag 😭

he doesn't skip class, he's always present. there are times when he dozes off but not every time. instead he's just doodling, looking out the window, or sneakily checking soc med on his phone. bottom line is he's awake but his ass isn't reading 💀💀

he's surrounded by a solid friend group so it's hard to approach him, but he goes to you first when he needs help w studies

yeah he the type to copy ur homework lmfaoooo

though he's amazing at stuff when he puts his mind into it... like there'd be a time he would actually try not to fail his exams so that he can continue playing for varsity. he put in effort and turned out to be decent, esp science and english !!

he's good at english because he watches clips of pro athletes from around the world so he picks up a lot of it. lowkey self-taught, he ain't even realize he's a genius when it comes to absorbing information

he aint got the books tho. his bag all sports/gym stuff 😭 he switches seats w your seatmate cus he knows you're kind enough to share your book (and answers) to him

literally a jock w the way he always talks about his sport. "so are you a fan of ___?", "stayed up watching ___'s game"

but he's also encouraging and enthusiastic, "you can be an athlete too, it's not too late!"

the games on his phone are all sports games bless him

the typa jock to buy a ps5 first to play 2k BEFORE a proper mattress 😭😭

cares about his drip too, sneakerhead!zack is canon w the way jiho got scammed just to cop a pair for him

despite being a varsity player, he doesn't skip PE even though he technically can. he loves working out, getting extra exercise. everyone's intimidated tho cus ofc he just does better than the rest

but he's kind, doesn't judge, and instead encourages everyone to finish their PE tasks

"cmon you can do more sit ups!", "whoa nice, you'll do well in track n field", "if you do one more rep of this you'd actually withstand my coach's training", "yooo you jump that high? that's raw talent"

even the most unfit person in the class starts to love PE just because sweating it out w zack is fun <3

johan seong ///////성요한

he doesn't strike as the jock™ the same way zack does. underneath that uniform nobody knows that he's ripped. on that sleeper build fr

he's really quiet, and perhaps he won't be that well-known if he wasn't playing for the school and basically being a beast in his sport

enviable because nobody sees him put that much effort, but there he is... literally main character for his team. highkey talented (this shit canon tho johan really be talented af)

resting bitch face so nobody dares approach him, but when someone does, johan gives them the softest smile <3

he's just actually shy, he doesn't really know what to say or do when you tell him "johan, good luck on your next match"

johan: [nod and smile]

when it comes to his studies, he's so-so. he puts in just the right amount of effort. liiiike overall, no problems in this area

thing is, he just skips class from time to time. nobody, not even his coach, knows where tf he is or what he's doing 😭 but he keeps getting away with it because he's really so fucking talented

7 times out of 10 he has his homework done. bless this child

he just keeps getting away w being so chill (borderline nonchalant) about studies overall. he gets called to recite one time and he doesn't have the answers, but even his teacher aint mad

guess he really just charms everyone. like nobody wanna get in the way of the genius lol and he's unproblematic overall so nobody really can tell him shit

during breaks he just eats his food then takes a nap

but he's gotten really popular so some of the boiz try to chat him up and he vibes well with everyone. he doesn't have a bad personality whatsoever ^-^

when nobody's bothering him, johan loves to listen to music on his headphones (johan! headphones! imagine! literally begging !!)

even when training on his own. literally no one could bother him 😭 he doesn't even know the music's so loud and everyone can hear

(this one is self-serving but aren't all headcanons) johan probs just a chill person and even when working out he listens to krnb :-)

like that's it, no eurobeats or upbeat music. literally just him enjoying 2 things — getting better at his sport + listening to chill music

his drip: effortless. him just wearing plain everything, nothing flashy or branded, but god he's breathtaking

one time before class ended he got so restless, turns out he was looking for a ponytail or a makeshift one. he comes up to you to borrow your rubber band that you used to keep your bento in tact hehe

ppl in class figured this out, and on the following weeks some of them offered their ponytail to johan

some of them would insist to be the one to tie johan's hair. so some days he really training with pigtails and braids

he's still unbothered but not that unapproachable anymore. got close to the class by allowing everyone to play with his hair :0

jake kim /////// 김기명

jake's not really a bad student, but he skips the first period sometimes for a morning workout

he's a contender as a team captain so he really focuses on his sport, but at the same time he's lowkey diligent w/ his studies too

when he's in the mood to learn fr, he switches seats with another classmate who's seated in front. otherwise, he stays at the back and snoozes frm time to time

jake probs takes notes sometimes, but shitty handwriting 😭 he sometimes can't understand the shit he wrote cus he was falling asleep in class

great guy despite his popularity, so he doesn't have a hard time finding willing people to help him out in his studies (lending notes and reference materials)

he doesn't always have his homework with him, but he barely asks to copy

just a lil uncooperative with group projects, he literally dashes to the gym after class to train. he got his goals straight and ur project is at the bottom of the priority list. oh well :(

but really, nice guy. everybody's his friend and he's not hard to approach at all. lowkey fans would come up and take pics with him and he doesn't pose properly ever. always gotta look goofy ...

like his teammates can't even get mad at the obvious bias of people towards jake. jake's just so fucking nice

doesn't even have to bring lunch money cus ppl willing to pay for his meals from time to time. and he's a big eater 😭

gets accused of sweet talking his way out of some of his bad grades, being a teacher's pet bc even teachers love this guy. they give him lots of chances during recitations until he gets the answer right

he's in the middle of super athlete zack & chill athlete johan. like he's goal-oriented, disciplined, focused, but he's not obsessed

this guy never skips practice, but on the weekends he relaxes and chills w his friends at the mall/park/cafe

um he has a motivational quote as his lock screen haha.... he just the type to do it ....

and he really hates it when one of his classmates are getting picked on. singlehandedly ended bullying in his school, slay

everyone just follows his peace-loving nature. like if you like jake and you're a friend of jake, you're never supposed to do shit to others

drip: uniform too tight lol (canon) (even that tracksuit hugging his chest well)

he !! remembers !! everyone's !! names !!

like introduce yourself once to jake and he will say hello to you if he passes by you in the hallway

"yo ___, wru heading to" like he asking empty questions the way you would with an acquaintance but it means a lot cus he knows your name

got teased to run for student council despite his busy sched, actually won cus he's popular 😭 mf aint even attend meetings but this win just furthered his agenda of a peace-loving school

anddd because of jake, other sports teams in school are envious of his team because the entire student body are more inclined to going to their matches to support their friend <3

atp jake aint even allowed to be benched cus coach thinks he might get booed for it. everybody wanna see jake play cmon

got everyone moving like a stage dad w the way they'd watch jake's games and cheer for him, always rooting for him

anywayssss that's all for hcs for now !! lmk if you liked this thing, i appreciate every feedback hehe :--) idk where i was going w this so!! hope yall enjoyed or something

shoutout to mica for engraving jock!zack in my head

[sub-at-omicsteminist]

I wanna learn sm more about astrophysics but idk where to start, do you got any advice, btw love ur blog <3

This got hidden amongst the spam in my asks but thank you so much💙

Astrophysics is wonderful and I’m sure others will also give advice but mine is YouTube for those starting. Sometimes the language and amount of information can be overwhelming and put people off when trying to read about it but watching videos with animations helps.

My personal favourite is:

But some other I can think of which can be great places to start are:

If you already know a bit about it, some books I have enjoyed (again anyone can add any they think) are:

Astrophysics for people in a hurry - Neil De grasse Tyson (a great place to begin)

Anything by Stephen hawking (many people think his books will be intimidating but a brief history of time, brief answers to the big questions were fairly okay to read and follow on to and The grand design is just interesting as well.

And I can’t leave out cosmos by Carl Sagan.

I’m sure there are many podcasts too, I only listen to star talk really (a comfort thing) but I hope this helps with an idea of where to start.

Also while you’re watching videos or reading if you come across anything you’re not too sure on, falling down the rabbit hole of finding information is a lot of fun. I usually start on Wikipedia and then see where it takes me because the best way I think to learn is to investigate and always try to find why. (There’s not always an answer to why but the questions that lead to more questions are also a lot of fun)

[zerozerozio]

your heavy headcanons were so cute like omg omg okay now I know you probably get this question a lot but do you have any lee ones for medic? he’s precious

first of all sorry i took so long to do this!!!!!!!! im a rather busy man, mwomp :( and im so glad you like my heavy headcanons!!!!! but anyway, oh my GOD okay this man. and a warning ahead of time, i am heavymedic trash and there is a decent amount of that in here.

this man drives me insane, im telling you. he drives me up the wall in the best way.

while writing this i sound like a maniac in my head, im bouncing all over the place writing this nonsense down. there will be more of these sort of posts likely, this is just the first one. idk if i can get everything down in one post Hh.

So. Lee Medic. in this essay i will

overall hes a ler leaning switch. ler leaning bc hes not close with many people in a way where he feels particularly comfortable being vulnerable, but is happy to tickle other people (and he doesnt necessarily mind if they get him back, but many people would be too intimidated to do that.) with people he's close to cough heavy cough, he actually really enjoys it. being playful and letting himself act childish is really therapeutic. plus the sensation itself is somewhat fascinating. hoo!

he is a silly guy, we know that. he is SO very silly. for personal reasons hes also very sensitive. like he told me himself guys trust me

his laugh??? HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SHIT?? ITS SO WJANZHJAJZHSGS. FREAKING ADORABLE!! The fuckin "hooh hooh!" CRIES /POS???

Also, nervous laughter King. He's giggling before you even touch him. this goes for non tickle related situations as well. he can be seen doing a little "aheh" anytime he is a bit nervous in canon material. so naturally, it is reasonable to assume the more nervous he is the more he will giggle. back him into a corner and start wiggling your fingers at him and giggles just bubble out of him what a Guy

He will try to hold back his laughter due to a combination of being flustered, trying to tease the ler, and just out of reflex. he can't do it for particularly long though. plus he doesnt really want to, laughing is fun for him!

if he doesn't want to be tickled, he will say so clearly. whether he isnt in the mood (which doesnt happen often but it does sometimes) or he doesnt feel comfortable with the ler, he will easily tell you to Stop. and he means it, he doesnt look flustered or anything in that moment, remember he is still a dangerous mercenary and not the most sane individual so just do not push him outside of his comfort zone. and in general, he doesn't really like being touched by people he isn't at least somewhat close with, so he naturally wouldn't like it if they tried to tickle him.

touch is a very complicated thing for him. neurodivergent alarm wahh!!! remind me to talk about medic autism headcanons in general because as an autistic person, trust me. anyway not to project too much but tickling as a stim? like hes all happy and excited talking about some ridiculous experiment that went well to his Bro™ Engie, and he just skitters his fingers along Medic's sides and riles him up further. science friends, good stuff.

okay i have more to say but this is Long jdhahsjs let me know if anyone wants to hear more but as one last thing i will say his ears may or may not be ticklish and he will shut his eyes and chuckle softly if heavy kisses him there

[nyx-b-log]

ngl it's been a rough reading week but i'm back on a saturday! go me for having my shit together.

i finished two things this week, skulduggery pleasant and hidamari ga kikoeru (i hear the sunspot) and enjoyed both!

the audiobook of skulduggery pleasant is really good, and the actual text holds up surprisingly well from what i remember when i read it as a kid. it's not perfect (all the stuff with beryl and co is a bit ehhhh even if it evolves later) and i'm looking forward to carrying on with the series!

hidamari ga kikoeru was an easy read, with some nice art and enjoyable characters. i was left a bit wanting at the end of the volume but i know there's more in this universe so i'll pick those up at some point. it didn't grab me as such, but i can definitely see why people love it.

i attempted to finish the semantic error novel but idk, i think i'll just follow the manhwa at this point. i felt like i was missing things which the manhwa makes up for in the art (which sucks cos i do want to read the novel but don't know korean). translation is hard work tho, and i appreciate the team for putting it out there for people like me to read!

also still pushing along with children of time but have had a rough week in general and it felt like a bit much to tackle atm. i'm only 150 pages in. i enjoy it when i actually sit down with it (and am very glad i'm not an arachnophobe) but it's getting over that intimidation hump that's the problem. portia's bits are the most engaging for me.

in terms of stuff i've started, my new audiobook is the martian by andy weir and read by wil wheaton, which is great. he hits all the right comic beats and makes the science sound more engaging and convincing than i remember the paper copy being (which was already pretty good). if you're gonna read it, this is the way i'd recommend. the sudden shift from first person to third is still super jarring tho.

i'm also a very short way through utsukushii kare (aka my beautiful man) and am finding the book much less mean than the drama, so far anyway. plenty of time for that to change 😅 cos hira hasn't properly interacted with kiyoi yet (i'm at the bit where he's got his first pennies). i've got all three LNs, so we'll see how it goes. it's fairly easy to read, and the art is lovely.

i'm pretty sure that's it? hopefully i finish some of these by next week and offer some more interesting thoughts!

[literary-mafuyu]

I rate my all(probably) teacher because i have absoloutely nothing to do and i hate my life and i hate studying and i hate school and i am going insane (i really hope now one of my school knows that its me and sees this or ill maybe actually kill myself).

TLE Teacher: first impression of him was intimidating but is actually not that bad lol, but still tho, why the fuck did you make us memorize 10 procedures in exact at the ass nighttime, 7/10, i will never rate anyone above the 8

MAPEH and ENGLISH Teacher: ok, i must admit, you are nice, BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR EXAMS AND INDENTIFICATIONS AND QUIZZES FUCKING IMMPOSSIBLE AND YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO FUCKING GET IT CORRECTLY AAAAAAAAA-, 2/10, why, its always hard to review the indentifications 😭😭😭😭😭, the source of my endless will to kms

SOCIAL Teacher: why so strict and scary 💀😭, he has the same vibe/feeling/looks or what ever as the TLE teacher but he's more cheerful-like and less akward, oh dear they were complete polar opposites, the other one looks scary, but is actually a bit nice(atleast), he looks approachable(he still tries to at this even time and i always fall for it bc his activities was 'not boring'), but is SCARY AS FU-, bro is scary, i feel like i was about cry when he said that i should speak more louder like "What did i say about my rules in this class" always says it like that in a scary way bro im gonna cry dude why does nobody understanddddd 😭😭😭😭😭, he fr dont understand us shy people, bro actually looks like hes always about to cry ive got a theory that hes always like hes about to cry bc he gets scholed by some person or idk abt him being so strict and is actually holding back on scholding students (bro probably hit a student by his attitude dont judge me its a students responsibility to assume ok) and like actually mentions on getting scholded by some idk, bro i saw that "IM DONE" in ur files bro prol venting (ik im probably misunderstanding like who tf would leave that in the whole ass class but he could be just like me fr to ignore and act like its isnt there and hope they dont notice it like me 💀 i can assume ok bish) probably has anger issues? BUT THATS JUST A THEORY, AAAA- Man, 2/10, wtf

FILIPINO Teacher: Hello advisor, you chill, and nice good humor, good tiktok dancing mov- ...excuse me, nice good easy pc exam, i hate essays tho, also why high expectations for me and give me the unfairty and made me merorize the hardest speech even if i was a tranferee 💀💀💀😭😭😭, and why my hardwork of studying on a lesson then you skip it tho, thank you for that tho, bc the mfing lesson is hard thank for skipping it, thank for the swimming pool, 8/10

SCIENCE Teacher: She feels like just my old school's English teacher, she chill, she cool, thanks for actually hearing out my excuses to get perfect grades lol, 7/10, W teacher

MATH Teacher: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Dont even get me STARTED im already tired bro, like, ik you old but, WHY YOU ALWAYS TEACH SO WRONG AAAA, like dude, just look at her answers youll literary understand me, its ok if it just a little mistake but like umh... thats too much for a "Pro,fe,tio,nal teachers" 💀💀💀, she wont accept crap, she either ignores it, or blames the student 💀💀💀💀, i also have that fucking feeling where shes favoriting the son of the principal on the school like wtf dude, also why do you make us just copy the answers 💀💀💀💀💀 i can excuse the lack of activity on checking our answers even if you promised to do it already like 2+ times but pleaseee why are you making us copy the answers except of making us train our brain and say that "Parents will come here and complain about your grades" like broooooooooooo 😭😭😭, everyone of us got probably atleast 15 mistake in math exam for no reason just because of her one single typographical error and didnt even correct it 💀, 2/10 u and my father is literary the same whats worse is me put both in the same room with both of you and math, i feel like dying

Peyn

[carcass-confessions]

Just for organization (and funsies because it's only 1 am and I'm bored) I wanna make a list of all the (magic) characters I have so far for this unnamed magic school story. Also idk if bullet lists are a thing on tumblr so like don't judge me if the format is weird jfshfjjsjs

Humans:

-Claire Celeste Estrella, the Amber Star Witch (the main character, 1/3 of a prophetic trifecta of witches, the character my friends ask me if she's written on purpose to be autistic, to which I say idk I write her like I'm writing myself so like)

-Heather Dean Forester, the Limelight Hydrangea Witch (Claire's best friend, he calls her by celeste, honestly he's kind of a boring design but I'm in love with him he's literally Just a guy who likes plants)

-Nova Éliane Jones, the Pink Sun Witch (lowkey starts off like she's the Mean Popular Girl trope but that's only because she's another 1/3 of a prophetic witch trifecta and she's charismatic and tbh just has great fashion sense, and Looks Like the queen bee of her friend trio,, tl;dr she's intimidating because she's popular but she's actually nice)

-Pippa Jane Owens, the Dandelion Witch (my DAUGHTER, in my top 3 favorite characters even though I haven't even written her yet, I just think she's neat. She's in Novas friend group, and I'm considering the idea that she somehow went to preschool or elementary school with Heather and Claire)

-Halia Ka Hiwa Kapule, the Red Hibiscus Witch (the third member of novas trio, if the Heathers were nice then Nova would be chandler, pippa would be mcnamara, and halia would be Duke. Not toxic, just in the sense that she's extremely perceptive and smart and easily on par with nova in popularity and intimidation from it. Idk I really like her outfit, leather coats over sweaters look DistinguishedTM)

-Divya Deshmukh, the Hourglass Witch (hrngh purple and gold color palette,, them and another character are the rebellious seniors who know all the Campus Secrets and Gossip, I love them very dearly, and their existence provided me a neat piece of worldbuilding so I appreciate that)

Non-humans (people native to the ~other world~ that the school takes place in; if not specified, assume they're an ElfTM):

-Daphne Rosa Clover, the Lilypad Witch (Claire's love interest, one of the few people in this world that is interested in the science behind magic rather than just what it can do. I love her dearly, pastel green and pink is one of my favorite color palettes)

-Sock Elm Dragonfly, the Feather Witch (the other senior that messes with freshmen alongside Divya. They're lowkey dating, idk. This is the one character I didn't name myself, but Sock is a better name for them than I probably could've come up with, I likely would've defaulted back to plant names since THEYRE ALL UNISEX TO MEE)

-London River Knight, the Lavender Moon Witch (the last 1/3 of the prophecy, also he's a werewolf? I haven't actually decided whether he's a Classic Werewolf or just a kemonomimi like some other characters. He's a pale lanky emo boy with grey hair idk what else to say, I just think he's neat, one of my favorite characters fjshhfsh)

-Serra Mun, the Cherry Witch (the VERY FIRST character I created for this story like 5 or 6 years ago. He's a catboy, of course. Frenemies with London, and as much as I want to ship them I fear the cliche of cat x dog but god dammit it's funny watching the way they bicker, especially since that's their first introduction from the pov of Claire and heather as their roommates, another one of my absolute favorites <3)

-Welwitschia Gloska, the Teapot Witch (well this is interesting. According to the laws of symbolic magic, she shouldn't exist, since a student by the same name and symbol just died the previous year. Perhaps there's more types of magic that can touch the soul, where symbolic magic cannot?)

-Bela Briar True, the Wisteria Witch (at the time of writing this, the most recently created character. They also probably shouldn't exist according to what people believe they know about souls, death, and the recycling and reincarnation of symbols. People tend to think of their existence as world breaking. It'd be like if it was discovered that gravity wasn't real and everything we know about modern science was completely wrong. They fully lean into this reputation though, and purposefully sneak around and generally act like a freaky little gremlin)

Non-Students:

-Professor Adriata Sweetweb, the Lavender Witch (the underworld necromancy teacher. I'm going to put it here first that every professor is a huge weirdo, so just imagine every professor I mention unless otherwise specified as being balls to the walls Extra in design and personality. As eccentric as humanly possible, and then more because none of them are humans)

-Professor Edith Dire, the Purple Foxglove Witch (the kitchen witchcraft teacher. It's basically a cooking class but with magic food, drinks, etc. She had her entire body turned into a wooden puppet so she could consume magic food containing her own symbol of a Foxglove, because otherwise it's poisonous.)

-Ewa Gloska, the Silver Moon Witch (1/3 of the previous prophecy 400 years ago, believed to be deceased)

-Ursa Elara, the Golden Sun Witch (1/3 of the previous prophecy 400 years ago, deceased)

-Altair Tahtinen, the White Star Witch (1/3 of the previous prophecy 400 years ago, deceased)

-Prastopé, the Lamb (one of many deities of the underworld. Also one of the friendliest ones, as her domain in the underworld is a vast meadow under pink skies, full of lambs that act as her eyes and messengers, meant for the souls of children. Underworld necromancers that wish to enter the underworld or simply speak with any deity tend to aim for Prastopé, as she has a reputation for being the most understanding and the least wrathful)

-Flutyx, the Ferrywoman (every underworld deity has at least one ferryman that brings the right souls to their domains in the underworld. Flutyx is the wife of Prastopé, and her only ferryman. While not as visibly soft and bright as Prastopé, being draped in black fabrics and dark colors, souls tend to feel at ease in her company. If Prastopé is the shield for the souls in her domain, Flutyx is the sword.)

-Paris insert last name (the actual first character I made, but he wasn't made FOR this story and is really just a super old character I completely forgot about and suddenly remembered and wanted to bring back. Anyways he's like in charge of what is essentially TSA for interdimensional travel lmao)

Characters I need to make but haven't yet

-all the other professors, too lazy to copy paste the list of classes I made rn

-more deities for both the underworld and over-overworld

-way more students as side characters but I unfortunately get way too attached and have to give everyone a Story

-the non-magical characters like yknow. The FAMILIES of the students lmao

-the Principal? Headmaster?? Of the school. And the one before them because it's important for the Lore

-some more characters related to the folklore of the world because history is a big aspect of this story and the characters arcs

-there's a character I accidentally retconned out of existence who was once named Barley and I really want to find a way to implement him back into the world because Heather deserves a love interest tbh, also it's needed for his ArcTM

[xcrystalzero]

finals never end

summary: as finals approach, i would like to imagine that there is something more to college than studying alone in a box for 14 hours a day. so, here's a modern au of the genshin boys as college students.

Characters included: Diluc, Kaeya, Childe, Xiao, Zhongli

Diluc:

- Who are we kidding, this bitch is a legacy at some pricy Ivy League. Hates when people bring it up though since he just wants to be his own person and not rely on his family name to get through things.

- Majors in business because of course he does. Rushed a business frat because it seemed like a good idea. Didn't get a bid and has since boycotted greek life.

- Eventually people find out who his father is and he starts to get bombarded by people who just basically want to use him for networking. Gets approached by girls (and sometime guys) after class like literally every day, asking if he wants to study with them sometime or just "hang out" both because he's hot and because he's rich. He never gives them the time of day but that never stops them.

- Goes to the same school as Kaeya but ignores him every time he tries to talk to him or just come back into his life. Kaeya usually takes it in stride but every else is super confused about how the two of them actually know each other.

- Walks you home from class when it starts to get darker earlier, apparently only because he doesn't have anything better to do. A gentleman through and through.

"Don't you have a meeting right now?"

"You staying safe is more important right now. They'll understand."

Kaeya:

- You know that one guy who is always out partying and who you never see studying but somehow makes the Dean's List every single semester without fail? Yeah, that's Kaeya.

- He's probably like an engineering or hard science major too and all his friends are absolutely pissed when he fucks up the curve every single time.

"You got a 98 on the orgo final???" "What, like it's hard?"

- Not as much of a hoe as everyone thinks he is. He definitely has his fun but he's not that guy who has slept his way through his entire major.

- Surprisingly enough, he's not actually in a frat, he just always knows where all the parties are. He's that guy with a snap score in the millions because everyone and their cousin hits him up every Friday night to ask where the parties are at.

-Generally seen as a really easy person to talk too. Also really good at seeming open with people without actually ever opening up and sharing anything about himself.

- With his very few close friends however, he has some strange hobbies that he's always happy to have someone to share with.

-Will take you on a picnic date about a mile off campus where you guys each way too much cheese and crackers, drink about a bottle of wine each, and watch the stars come out as the sun sets. Give the boy some love. That's all he really wants.

Venti:

-Your local friendly performing arts major who you never find without a huge iced coffee and cuffed jeans.

- He's super involved in a bunch of student organizations from improv to a few music clubs and the like. He's that person that everyone in his major knows and comes to for recommendations about new things that they should try out.

- He's in a band! They play indie songs at rotating bars every Tuesday and Thursday night and go to conferences once a semester for aspiring artists. Also sometimes will randomly perform on the Quad and serenade the random people passing by just trying to get to class.

-Offers to play at an event a club you're in is hosting as long as there's free snacks.

- Kind of an alcoholic? Not a partier in the traditional sense, but at least twice a week, he'll host a hangout where he and anyone who decides to show up get wine drunk and watch a shit ton of Gilmore Girls. BYOB of course because there's no way he could afford it on his own. Has shown up to class still drunk before but he's cute so everyone forgives him.

- Impromptu photo shoots all the time with him. Whether its a cute random flower patch, the soft neon signs outside of a boba shop, or graffiti painted onto a building wall, everything is an insta opportunity.

Xiao:

- That mysterious kid sitting in the back of your lecture wearing all black who is both undeniably hot and also exceedingly intimidating.

- Either an animal sciences major because animals are just better than humans, or he's like like history/english and spends a lot of time reading.

- He's that guy who stops communicating after the first day of your group project and you're really worried that they're just not going to finish their work but they end up sending it to you perfectly complete like a week early. Also, will talk/text you one-on-one but dislikes group meetings and group chats.

- He's in a band too! They actually play with Venti and his friends a lot and even though he admires him a lot, he's never gotten around to actually talking to Venti.

- Doesn't let people come over because then his frighteningly large collection of Funko-Pops and anime merch will be revealed.

- Also a dancer! He's not on a team or anything since he had some bad experiences with teams when he was younger, but he heads down to the studio at least 2 times a week just to move and let out some stress. If he offers to teach you sometime, that means he really really likes you.

- Asked if you wanted to go see the Demon Slayer movie with him and then showed up in a black mask and sunglasses because he didn't want anyone to recognize him.

Childe:

- Idk why but he kind of gives off athlete vibes??? Maybe like a basketball player or something?

- A bit of a campus celebrity just in that basically everyone, even if they aren't in the same major or aren't into sports, or just basically have no connection to him, still somehow know about him.

- He's a PR major and that charm is no joke. Some people kind of despise him because of the way he is literally able to effortlessly win over all of the recruiters and just random people he meets. He's extremely well-loved and he knows it.

- He's in a frat but outside of like mandatory events, doesn't spend all that much time with them. When he does party though, he goes hard.

- Doesn't actively flirt with anyone but he's just so charming and amiable that sometimes it comes across that way. Girls are always like "he's so respectful and nice I'm in love with him." He never feels the same way.

- Extremely competitive. Like the most competitive person you have literally ever met. He has to win everything and if he doesn't, he'll just keep trying and trying until he does. Literally the worst person to play beer pong with because he's not letting you go until he wins.

- Asks you to come to his games even though you barely even know the rules. If he does see you in the crowd, he gets way too hyped but plays the best he has all season. Make sure you take the credit for it.

Zhongli:

- That guy in your required philosophy class who argues with the professor. Not in an annoying "I'm smart and want an excuse to mansplain" kind of way though. He's actually just absurdly well-read and wants to discuss things instead of just listening to someone talk.

- People get annoyed with him because he's kind of disrupting class but if you actually listen to what he's saying, his ideas make a lot of sense and are kind of a mind-fuck at times.

- Has an extensive collection of plants at home and somehow manages to keep all of them alive and thriving. Also collects antique tea sets and goes to great lengths to make sure that they are taken care of.

- Probably actually a philosophy or anthropology major. Always has a new book recommendation and he's a darling who actually reads from every genre.

- Spends his free time going to museums in the area or visiting historical landmarks that are close enough to the university. Loves walking everywhere so that he can just take time to enjoy scenery and the like.

- You mention that there's a new exhibit at the local art gallery and he says that he's actually going there that evening if you would like to join him. And I mean, why would you refuse?

A.N. I'm gonna go back to studying now! Hope you enjoyed!

[buglife]

More of this Monomon is Quirrel's Mom AU musings because I'm stuck in bed without my medications and waiting to see the doctor so you get this instead of art until I feel less like garbage.

Inspired because I really REALLY liked that fanfiction prompt and I want to do more with it.

Again, free to use by anyone else too. IDK if MOMomon or MonoMOM AU sounds better or just call it the 'Little Scholar' AU or something.

- Monomon finds a little tiny pillbug somewhere all alone. Still all white and looking like they shouldn't be out of the pouch yet. They are feral and is eating trash and immediately assumes ball form if noticed. It makes it easy to catch bby Quirrel cause by golly, is he good at pretending to be a ball.

- Quirrel is probably a little dent up/injured because when you see something that looks like a ball on the ground, you tend to wanna kick it.

- What I mean by feral Quirrel is that he is too young for things like language or walking upright so he was just skittering around eating rotten stuff and will curl up if touched or bothered. Pillbugs aren't aggressive lol but I like the idea of a tiny Quirrel trying to be an intimidating ball.

- Monomon at first dosent want to be a mom. She tries to find anyone missing a pip but with no luck. She might track down someone she suspects might be his actual parent, but with no actual proof she can't do anything or force them to take back a clearly unwanted pip. She resolves to take care of him until a permanent home is found and makes the mistake of giving baby a name. Quirrel is a nice name, probably after a bug poet/scientist.

-Once Quirrel stops hiding from everything and getting some trust in her, Monomon finds out that you cant keep him out of anything because he's too damn curious. She decides that she has someone here with potential and is too fucking cute so she keeps him.

-The top of the archives has a private apartment that she shares with Quirrel so he has a pretty rad home and can literally go talk to any other scientist/scholar whenever he wants.

-Monomon is scarily protective and people who have harmed her little pip have legit gone missing, with no traces to be found. He ends up even nearly getting PK 'unmade' when he accidentally got kicked (he rolled up instead of getting out of the way) across the room by said monarch. Pk apologized and gave him geo for a giant icecream cone and that's why PK survived to the start of the game.

- Because Monomon took him to court with her growing up, Quirrel got to know the Knights. They offered to give him some training so he can defend himself and have his mom stop disappearing people. Hence where he learned to use a nail and became the Nerd Knight.

- Babysat Hornet once he grew up and theres probably teeth Mark's in his chitin to this day.

- look I just want and escuse to draw cute baby pillbugs and scary science mom okay cool

[that-blue-vault-dweller]

Companions reaction to SS having a Pet Rock Drake? Like the ones from ARK. Idk if you ever played it but this what they look like

On the 1st picture a humans height compared to them is about right where there neck starts lol.

They and their rider can camouflage aka go invisible, Glide through air, climb walls, and their little feathers on their head ruffle or stand like a cockatoo's when they sense danger lol (they also cause enemies to bleed out very fast in the game their from)

Awesome idea!!! 😍👍 I started playing ARK a long while back, but I could never get too far in the game, so I ended up uninstalling it from my PS4 so I could have more room for RDR2, Fallout 4, Far Cry 5, and stuff like that (RDR2 has seriously huge requirements for downloading, lol).

Thank you for the ask!! I hope you enjoy! 🥰💙💛

Cait - Is somewhat terrified when she first sees it. It looks way too much like a deathclaw to her, and moreover, it is even larger than a deathclaw. However, she soon comes to appreciate how well it does in battle and how it causes raiders to bleed out ridiculously fast. She actually ends up befriending it herself, offering it meat when she can find some.

Piper - Is very scared at first, but as soon as F!Sole assures her that it will not attack and when it lowers its head to let her stroke the feathers on its enormous head, she is soon much less afraid. She is then determined to write an article about it, and she asks her Blue to tell her everything she knows about the creature.

Curie - Is not afraid at all when she first sees it, and is instead absolutely fascinated by the creature. She immediately is inspecting the thing all over, climbing on top of it and asking F!Sole if they can go for plenty of rides. For science, of course.

MacCready - Is very wary at first, but soon enough grows very fond of it and rides it alongside F!Sole. He feels like a character in a really awesome comic book whenever he is on top of it and is climbing up walls, and he is soon a huge fan of the beast.

Deacon - Does not exactly trust the creature ever, but he does end up getting as fond of it as can be expected. He particularly loves its ability to turn itself and its rider(s) invisible. It makes undercover missions with F!Sole ten times more fun now that they can protect themselves or disguise themselves very efficiently if things go wrong. Plus, he loves to scare Glory when he can with the large beast.

Codsworth - Is worried about the safety of F!Sole. However, after she assures him repeatedly that it will not hurt her and that it is her pet, he eventually warms up to it. He even helps feed the creature and maintain the animal.

Hancock - Desperately wants to ride it into Goodneighbor as soon as he sees that it is on their side. He is not one for terrorist tactics or anything like that, but it will instead improve his image as the toughest guy around and a worthy mayor, so he definitely asks F!Sole to let him ride it to Goodneighbor. Of course, she agrees, and they both go together to show off a little.

Danse - Hates it and is very distrustful of the beast. He does not want it around because of how dangerous that it has proved itself to be against anyone that it deems an enemy. The only use he has for it is the way that it lifts its feathers when danger is near. He appreciates the heads-up that its heightened senses offer.

Preston - Is completely shocked, and quickly makes a comment on how F!Sole has a serious knack for taming the untamable. He is afraid of it somewhat, but he is pleased with how it so effectively delivers F!Sole to the Castle and effectively defends the area during times of need. He ultimately decides that it is more helpful than harmful. At least for the moment, anyway.

Valentine - Dislikes it and does not trust it. He ends up getting along with it somewhat, but that is mostly because it sticks around and seems to be willing to protect F!Sole with its life. Therefore, he deems it alright in his book. Of course, you still won't catch him taking his eye off of it when its nearby, though.

X6-88 - Does not trust it at first. However, once it has shown that it is an exceedingly effective asset to the team, he finds it quite amazing and grows very fond of it. He likes the way that it tears into its opponents and he also admires how intimidating that it looks.

Dogmeat - Does not like it. It makes him think too much of the big, evil lizard things like the one in Concord that tried to hurt his F!Sole. He eventually just tolerates it, but he has a close eye on the creature and he is ready to fight it at any time if it decides to attack his person.

Strong - Is at first unhappy with the fact that it seems to be stronger than him. But when he sees that he can ride it and it will do what he and F!Sole wants it to do, he is thrilled and the pair of them become a menace in battle. They end up being the new Commonwealth boogeyman and the night terror of raiders everywhere.

[rosierin]

What the Haikyuu boys smell like ;

Characters: Hinata, Kageyama, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Tanaka, Nishinoya, Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kyotani, Atsumu, Osamu, Kita, Suna, Bokuto, Akaashi, Kuroo, Kenma, Lev, Ushijima, Tendou

a/n: some very random, late night headcanons I wanted to write down. I've seen so many people do this and eventually it prompted me to do my own 👀

these were super fun to do so I hope you enjoy reading them just as much as I enjoyed writing them hehe

enjoy!

Karasuno

☆ Hinata: Okay. So I know most people tend to think Hinata smells like sunshine or tangerines..etc but NO. Mans cycles 30 minutes to school every morning, UP HILL. Probably at full speed too because he's so full of energy, even first thing in the morning. Not to mention after that he races Kageyama to the gym, then plays volleyball until ungodly hours into the night soooooo you can't expect him not to smell even a little bit of sweat. I'm not saying he reeks— all I'm sayin' is that there's gonna be a little whiff there.

But on a day where he doesn't play volleyball all day long (if they exist) he probably smells like detergent, and a girly one at that because it's the one his mum and sister use. Worst thing is that he doesn't even notice it, it's only when Tanaka and Nishinoya point it out and start cackling at him that he asks his mum to buy a new one.

☆ Kageyama: Clean laundry and deodorant, and it's probably the same one he's used ever since he was a kid. It's called something like "fresh ocean breeze" or sth and he just saw it in the supermarket and was like "yeah, that'll do". LOL I love him.

No spray tho. He uses the roll on type and you'll only notice it if you're sitting real close to him.

☆ Tsukishima: Salt. Jk, vanilla. Mister Vanillaaaa

No but really, Tsukishima smells kinda nice in my opinion. Not that anyone would know— he never lets anyone get that close to be able to tell. I also feel like he has almost no b.o, whether he sweats or not.

☆ Yamaguchi: Clean, just clean. Like fresh linen or sth. I don't imagine him with a really strong scent so if he uses deodorant it's very, very subtle.

☆ Suga: Sweet 🥺 Like baked cookies. Just overall very pleasant and not at all overpowering. And he doesn't even try either, I just feel like this boy's so perfect, even his natural scent is lovely 😭

☆ Daichi: Manly....? Idk- what's a manly smell? 😂 Old spice, question mark?

☆ Asahi: Aftershave. Voilà. Not much to say.

☆ Nishinoya: Like popsicles, or just some sort of sweet snack 👀 He inhales those like there's no tomorrow so he probably always has that lingering scent on him. That or he smells like Axe deodorant, which he probably uses excessively—

☆ Tanaka: Literally just Axe. He uses one that's apparently popular with women? He heard a few girls say they liked the smell of that particular deodorant so he IMMEDIATELY bought it in hopes that Kiyoko would like it too. Probably uses a bit too much, aswell? Idk, he thinks the more he uses, the higher his chances are of seducing the woman of his dreams.

Sometimes he smells like booze and gasoline? Courtesy of his older sister.

Aoba Johsai

☆ Oikawa: Oinks smells like expensive cologne. Pretty face, fetching personality, nice smell. It contains hints of lavender and lemon grass and all the girls love it, apparently.

Sometimes he'll even smell a little bit like a mix of girls perfume since he's surrounded by them on a daily basis. Iwaizumi hates it, and keeps telling him to cover it up with deodorant or something because it's distracting.

☆ Iwaizumi: Fresh mint, but almost kinda icy aswell 🤔 Iwa likes to smell fresh and started using this one detergent back in his first year of high school. Oikawa of course picked up on this new scent straight away and told him it smelled almost intimidating— like it's so crisp it kinda makes you go 😳 Iwa liked that impression though, so he kept using it.

☆ Kyoutani: Wood smoke. Intimidating and heated. You're not really sure why though. He just does.

Nekoma

☆ Kuroo: Books. Yeah I've seen a lotta people say he'd smell amazing, like super smexy (can you call a smell sexy? idk) anyway, but yeah no this science nerd smells like books 👀

☆ Kenma: Hot food. Hear me out— Kenma lives and breathes video games, so this boy definitely brings a bunch of snacks with him as he plays. Like minute ramen and stuff. It's really faint because other than that, his body just smells clean. The boy still bathes. It's just his school uniform that'll sometimes smell a little bit like chicken noodles.

☆ Lev: Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Lev smells ~~**expensive**~~ He uses a perfume that his sister bought for his birthday years ago and he loved it so much that he asked that she buy it for him every year xD He uses a lot though and is told to tone it tf down by Kenma when they were getting dressed one time. Whoops-

Fukurodani

☆ Bokuto: Bo has a very distinguishable scent. It's musky and very masculine. One that easily clings to your clothes if you were to hug him. It also has a certain warmth to it that is hard to explain. It's both powerful yet comforting; a very strange combination 🤔

☆ Akaashi: Like fresh air and a faint hint of men's perfume. Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue typa thing. He's also probably the cleanest out of the Haikyuu boys (after Sakusa ofc). He likes to take care of himself, puts on the occasional face mask, y'know?

Shiratorizawa

☆ Ushijima: ...like oats? Idk— kinda earthy? But without it being overpowering. He's a farmer boy so he'd most likely just smell like the outdoors 🤔

☆ Tendou: Like the blood of his enemies.

Jk. Chocolate! For obvious reasons 🤗

Inarizaki

☆ Atsumu: Like sunshine and countryside!

☆ Osamu: Like a cool breeze on a spring morning. Also rice 👀

☆ Suna: Okay now I think rather than Kuroo, it's Suna the one who smells the most enticing. And it's odd because it's a smell that you can't really pinpoint, it's just really nice. Almost addicting? I feel like Suna's the type of guy you can recognize purely by smell.

Say you'll have your back to him and he'll just walk behind you and you're like:

"Oh hey, Suna."

Idk XD His eyes are enticing and so is his smell, that's just what I think

☆ Kita: Like chamomile 🥰 Just something really soothing and pleasant. It's the type of smell that easily makes you feel drowsy if you were to cuddle up to him.

[who-ever-said-i-was-nice]

Hello friend! If these are still open, might I be able to request an Ikemen Vampire matchup?

I am an INTJ-T, Aries sun, Capricorn moon, and Cancer rising. Currently I am attending college as a psychology major, soon I’ll be going into graduate school for clinical psychology (my end goal is to be a child psychologist or professor).

Some description of myself: I’m 22 years old, she/they, approximately 164cms, chin-length hair, dark eyes, and olive complexion. I am nearsighted and I do have glasses… though I often forget to wear them (which can be a problem at times). I do have two tattoos, both located on my legs, and I plan on getting more. I often dress to be comfortable. Usually it is dark hoodies, ripped jeans, black boots… yeah, pretty much anything black lol.

Personality wise I’d say I’m pretty motherly. Sure, I’m not really good at expressing myself unless I experience strong emotion— but I try at least. Some people can be a bit intimidated by me, apparently. I suppose one reason is I can be blunt about things. Though I enjoy caring for others. Over the years I’ve developed morbid humor and a strange fascination with the dead… yes, I suppose it can make people a little weirded out, but I just adore bones. I do have high standards for myself. I’m a perfectionist and that will be the end of me. I stress and panic over little things, especially when it’s work-related. I don’t really like to show others that something is wrong, especially when I know they are going through something. I would rather help them with their issues than have them help with mine.

When it comes to relationships, I’m not too sure how I’ll be. Generally, I’m not someone that’s too big with physical touch. I’d say that my love language is quality time so I’d rather just be in the same room as someone/spend time together. I guess if it’s a romantic partner I wouldn’t mind someone hugging me? Not sure. All I know is that the only physical touch I’m okay with is someone messing with my hair lol. I’d probably like someone intelligent, who can take care of themself, and be calm. Someone who could help ground me when I stress, or help me snap back to reality— that would really be nice. It’s tiring being a support for everyone else, I want someone to support me.

Some likes/interests: Astrology, coffee, psychological disorders, health psychology, mortuary sciences, reading, art, horror movies, collecting (books, bones, crystals, tarot decks, and coffee mugs), paranormal stuff, sharks, rainy/cold weather, and conspiracy theories.

Some dislikes: Mushrooms, bright lights, hot weather, bees/wasps (they scare me), tea, loud places, parties, and getting sick.

I hope this is enough information, my friend. Please keep up the wonderful writing and if you do get to this, thank you very much <3.

Thank you so much <333. There is no better reward than knowing that you enjoy the little things that I manage to put out there. Also you remind me of myself a bit, I think we'd get along well :))))). But anyway let's get into it.

I matched you with......

.......... Isaac

Isaac is shy and inexperienced when it comes to a lot of aspects of a relationship

But that doesn't mean he can't get used to things and can't improve

I personally see Isaac as a perfectionist idk if that is actually canon or not I can't remember

When you first met Isaac, he was just kind of sitting in a corner and looked like he was having an existential crisis

And judging but the fact that Dazai and Arthur where holding apples and where reciting an apple pie recipes like poetry he probably was

It took the two idiots a hot second to realize that you where standing there

Arthur immediately started flirting with you and Dazai just smiled and started talking to

You just looked passed them and watched as a very shaken Isaac staggered out of the room

After this you frequently met in the mansions corridors but you never really talked to each other

On a clear night you went out into the garden to see the night sky

It was refreshing to see them so vividly, not overshadowed by many city lights

You where just walking when a certain scientist caught your eye

He was looking through his telescope and studying the stars

However he noticed you quickly

He invited you to join him and you happily agreed

After that day you started meeting up more often

Usually just to chat about astronomy but it soon turned into asking each other about your other hobbies

It was nice to get to know each other and Isaac found himself falling for you

He did find your fascination with bones a little weird at first but he would never judge you for it

It becomes a common thing to see you both in the library reader

One day he took you to a small coffee shop and that's where he asked you out

You to spend a lot of time together, since it's both of your love language

Sometimes you don't even talk, you just sit with each other or in each others arms and do your separate things.

He's not to experienced so you might have to help him with things

But all in all he's super supportive and understanding, even if a lot of times he can't put it in words properly

[lavender-lotion]

Fanfic Writer Asks

I was tagged by @asarcasticwitch - thank you so much!

1) How many works do you have on AO3?

737, which is an ugly number :(

2) What’s your total AO3 word count?

1,890,054 words, which ... AH I might actually get to 2mil by the end of the year!

3) How many fandoms have you written for, and what are they?

thank you, ao3 dashboard for this handy list:

Teen Wolf (TV) (377)

X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies) (187)

Marvel Cinematic Universe (93)

Glee (29)

Young Justice (Cartoon) (11)

Kingsman (Movies) (9)

Original Work (9)

The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (8)

Criminal Minds (US TV) (7)

Thor (Movies) (6)

Deadpool (Movieverse) (5)

Weird City (TV) (5)

X-Men (Original Timeline Movies) (4)

Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga) (4)

Ragnarok (TV 2020) (4)

Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) (3)

Teen Wolf (TV) RPF (3)

Iron Man (Movies) (3)

The House in the Cerulean Sea - T. J. Klune (2)

Venom (Marvel Movies) (1)

Stranger Things (TV 2016) (1)

Captain America (Movies) (1)

Fate: The Winx Saga (TV) (1)

Power Rangers Ninja Storm (1)

X-Men - All Media Types (1)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan (1)

Riverdale (TV 2017) (1)

X-Men Evolution (1)

Push (2009) (1)

4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

With You, I Belong

Mates and Marriage Proposals

The Perceptions of You and I

(baby) maybe that matters more

Breathing You In

5) What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

ughh so, fair warning, I have a lot of works. I definitely do not remember all of them, however I do have four works tagged as Unhappy Ending and then another nine works tagged Ambiguous/Open Ending, which is way more than I’d thought I had! 

however, there is one fic that stands out in mind when I think about which of my works has the angstiest ending! Heed the tags :)

And Now?

Teen And Up Audiences | Major Character Death | M/M | Teen Wolf (TV) | Chris Argent/Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski | Chris Argent, Peter Hale, Stiles Stilinski | Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Canonical Character Death, Peter Hale Dies, Unhappy Ending

Stiles Stilinski finds out who his soul mates are by setting one on fire.

6) What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

ughhhhhhhh I truly do not know??? 

7) Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

I don’t write many crossovers at all! I have some mcu/teen wolf cross overs, I have a teen wolf/glee cross over plotted (that i’ll probably never write), but my strangest is probably this teen wolf/x-men cross over!

what-ifs (don’t fuckin’ matter to no one)

Teen And Up Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | M/M | X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)Teen Wolf (TV) | Logan (X-Men)/Sheriff Stilinski | Logan (X-Men), Sheriff Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski | Memory Loss, Telepathy, Mentions of War, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Child Neglect, Grief/Mourning, Telepath Stiles Stilinski, Telekinetic Stiles Stilinski, Nightmares, Cuddling & Snuggling

There’s somethin’ there. Somethin’ that has him sleeping curled up on his side with a pillow tucked to his chest, somethin’ that has him splittin’ up his food ‘fore he eats ‘cause he don’t need as much as a baseline. Has him turnin’ to tell someone shit that ain’t there. There’s just...there’s just somethin’ there that’s missin’ and it shouldn’t be missin’.

8) Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

sometimes! I don’t write a lot of smut because I actively dislike writing it, but the smut I do write is super super soft and sappy and full of emotions lol

9) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I respond to almost all of my comments! comments i won’t respond to: negative comments, unsolicited criticism, comments that aren’t relevant to the fic itself, comments simply asking for more 

I love love love responding to comments! I love every single comment that I get and I want to show how much I appreciate getting them, and personally I think responding to comments is the only way to do that! everyone has different comment philosophies, but for me, if someone is taking the time to comment on my fic like I so badly want them to, I think it’s important to respond to show my appreciation! 

10) Have you ever received hate on a fic?

aha YEAH I DO. this past weekend I actually got a number of shitty comments and had to file two ao3 abuse reports for harrasment (: I love it

I am no stranger to hate comments. I write copious amounts of age difference fic. I write copious amounts of incest. I am not going to apologize nor am I going to feel bad for enjoying either.

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

ughhh I sure as heck hope not! 

12) Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! I have a number of them :) I always always do my best to make sure it’s linked to the original fic, AND that I add a tag noting that there’s a translation!

13) Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I have made a few attempts! the only successful attempt is there's nothing i wouldn't do to make you feel my love which is a collaboration with @flightinflame, not quite a co-write!

14) What’s your all-time favorite ship?

I am unable to answer this lol I don’t have an all-time favourite. mutli-shipping forever.

15) What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

god okay this is such a good question! imma ramble about a few so bear with me here! (i may have 700 posted works but I also have a few hundreds wips & ideas floating around in my gdrive, too)

gone & past - this is a starrish wip i’d started in 2017. I ended up deleting it from ao3 to rewrite it and never got there, but I have about 20k of content! I built my home, inside of you - thorki human au with college jock thor and high school dancer loki. i’ve got a start and nothing else Sheriff Stilinski Gets Some Sweet Sweet Lovin’ - massive wip where... well, the sheriff fucks his way through the entire pack. I want to write it but. trans allison au - this is an au where allison is trans and that changes the entire season 1 canon. it features stallison, petopher, and a looooooong ass outline that will never exist beyond my wips You Fill My Heart (With Such a Gentle Love) - this is a stetopher a/b/o au with pregnant omega stiles and alpha pair petopher falling in love. it started as a labour of love to someone I no longer have in my life. I have about 30k, a full outline, but idk. makes me sad to think about it they slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered - this is my big x-men first class rewrite that I honestly don’t think i’ll ever finish. I have a few thousand words, a full outline, but no love lost for cherik so. doubtful Physiotherapy (I'll Be Your Baby) - this was a fic I was SO excited about, and then it kinda flopped and stayed a wip because I didn’t have a plan or the motivation to finish it. it’s a winterspider human au with amputee bucky and science twink peter that I adore the premise of but who knows breathing you in chapter 2 - I have a massive second chapter planned for this fic but the first did so good so fast I am way too intimidated to write more in case everyone hates it lmao

there are more arjgoirjeg there are so many more but these are the bigger ones I can think of right now!

16) What are your writing strengths?

ughhhhh I hate answering this because I have, like, seriously bad imposter syndrome around my writing BUT I do think i’m able to weave poignant backstory into narration & i write strong, distinctive narrative voices!

17) What are your writing weaknesses?

literally I can’t write settings at all. I don’t know how people vividly describe settings but I absolutely cannot do that and it’s one of the reasons I haven’t delved into original fiction. I need to write the town my characters live in?? fuck that imma just use a location we’ve seen on screen & let readers fill in the blanks lmao

I am also shit at long fic. I don’t have the mind for long and interesting plots, and I don’t have the focus to write long fic (which is why every long fic i’ve ever posted has taken me literal years to complete smh).

18) What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I like it! both as a reader and as a writer. as a writer, I generally only use a few words, or small sentences that can be understood by context, and I generally don’t 

19) What was the first fandom you wrote for?

the last thing I wrote and posted was this one:

Languish

Teen And Up Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | M/M | X-Men (Original Timeline Movies) | John Allerdyce/Bobby Drake | Bobby Drake, John Allerdyce, X-Men (Team) | Not Canon Compliant, Future Fic, Established Relationship, Summer, Teasing, Fluff

It was a really, really hot Saturday, and most of the school was outback, enjoying the sun, not caring about the heat, and having the time of their life.

Everyone but Bobby, of course, who was melting away.

“I just want to remind everyone that I make ice. I am the Ice Man. I am not built for the heat and soon enough I’m going to melt away into nothing.”

20) What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

this is another impossible question! I have a few I really enjoy, but I really don’t think I have a favourite that stands out above the rest!

i’m tagging: @4magicandmayhem @insertmeaningfulusername @midrashic @wynnefic @ikeracity @stronglyobsessed @elledelajoie @wolfnprey​ & anyone else who sees it and wants to do it! seriously! go ahead :)

blank questions below the read more!

1) How many works do you have on AO3?

2) What’s your total AO3 word count?

3) How many fandoms have you written for, and what are they?

4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

5) What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

6) What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

7) Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

8) Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

9) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

10) Have you ever received hate on a fic?

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

12) Have you ever had a fic translated?

13) Have you ever co-written a fic before?

14) What’s your all-time favorite ship?

15) What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

16) What are your writing strengths?

17) What are your writing weaknesses?

18) What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

19) What was the first fandom you wrote for?

20) What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

[thefossilwhale]

i want someone besides me and the 2 friends who know all the lore to meet my detective, but i’m too impatient to let you get to know her via fic so i filled out this questionnaire instead. she is veronica and she is so important, here is some stuff about her if you are interested :’)

QUICK READ OF YOUR DETECTIVE

Name: veronica langford

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: bi

Love interest: adam

Best friend: morgan

Main skill: science/technology

Secondary skill: combat/physical

Main personality trait: impulsive

Secondary personality trait: sarcastic

Why did they join the Wayhaven PD?: best use of her science skills

Relationship with Rebecca: not great

Relationship with Bobby: ex, finds it hard to be around him

Verda or Tina?: both! but she’s on verda’s branch

Murphy bite?: wrist

Murphy's fate?: captured

Rescue LI or Rescue Sanja?: sanja

GENERAL

Name: veronica “it’s been 3 years and i never gave her a middle name” langford

Nickname: just veronica. people around wayhaven called her ronny growing up, and a few still do despite her trying to grow out of it. maybe a few people from college and sometimes tina call her v or vee or something.

Birthday: please you all know i am so scared of concrete dates

Age: 26

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: bi

Hair color: brown

Eye color: dark brown

Height: 5′10 (178 cm)

Piercings: just one in each ear

Tattoos: something retro sci-fi on her shoulder. not a reference to anything specific, but like a little planetary landscape with a UFO in the background or something.

Clothing Style: casual. lots of tank tops and muscle tees (weather- and occasion-permitting), concert t-shirts, warm colors. flannels and leather jackets. jeans, sneakers, combat boots. think like rocker chick vibes, but cozier and more colorful.

Apartment Style: basic. she really did not plan on living there long and kept putting off decorating because it’d be a waste if she was just going to move out. this rationalization went on so long but since the end of book 1 she has slowly bought a few things to push it towards “cozy,” still pretty sparse though.

STATS

Personality:

Charming | Intimidating

Impulsive | Cautious

Sarcastic | Genuine

Friendly | Stoic

Easygoing | Stubborn

Traits:

Heart | Mind

Optimist | Pessimist

Team Player | Independent

Skills:

Main Skill: science/technology (but mostly science)

Second Skill: combat/physical

By the Book | Bend the Rules

KEY DECISIONS

Reason for joining the Wayhaven PD: best use of her science skills

Murphy bite:  Wrist | Neck | None

Murphy’s Fate: Captured | Escaped

Rescued: Love Interest | Sanja

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP

Love Interest: adam

Why them?: for veronica it’s kind of retroactive. the way i imagine their True Canon, they don’t have any real romantic moments in book 1, so she doesn’t seriously consider that adam might have feelings for her until well into book 2. (the training scene is when she’s like “oh. ok. i get it now.”) even then it takes a few more chapters for her to really process that, figure out how she feels, and recontextualize everything. like realizing that he loves her and then thinking back on their relationship, knowing that, makes her feel so held (sorry i have no better way to say it) in a way that just makes her want to cry.

to give some actual specific reasons, it’s his dedication and his constancy and hidden care/softness. and his very specific brand of... selflessness might be just left of the word i’m looking for, but hopefully you get me.

Bold, shy, or mixed?: neither! in theory it’s closer to bold, but it’s more just earnest.

What were their first impressions of each other?: disastrous. on top of finding him condescending and unpleasant, there are also a few moments where veronica genuinely wonders whether he’s even a good person. or, like, cares about people. but once she learns the truth of things, a lot of her initial anger gets transferred to rebecca.

adam, with the benefit of knowing what’s actually happening, has a slightly more favorable impression of veronica. yes he thinks she’s difficult and reckless and too emotionally driven, yes she’s making his job absolutely miserable, but he does begrudgingly respect that her accusations are always on the right track and she’s good at her job.

What do they find attractive about each other, mentally or physically?:

for veronica: she loooves his sense of humor. and how much faith he has in the people he cares about. physically, dimples <3. but everything about his smile really. and his nose!

for adam: veronica has a very blunt, unadorned sense of kindness to her that he really loves. the way she is kind before she is nice and values directness. physically, her eyes, they’re deep brown and so expressive.

What do they do to spend time together?: they’re both competitive so anything where they can compete on the same team is fun. (competing against each other is fun too, but also like. exhausting. for them and everyone.) maybe puzzles or other things where it feels like they’re “winning” or solving something together. i have spent an embarrassing amount of thought on veronica and overw*tch esp*rts and she would absolutely make adam learn how to play main tank so they could queue as a tank duo. but most of the time i think they don’t Do specific things together; they just hang out. just talk with each other. perhaps snuggle.

What is their favorite memory together?: in current canon... lol. veronica really just treasures any time adam relaxes around her but those moments always get Ruined. even once they’re well into a relationship, i think veronica’s favorite memory would still be something small like a random time he said something funny and they both laughed together and they were outside and the sky was pretty.

What are their love languages?: acts of service for both of them, but especially adam. veronica... probably lots of words of affirmation and physical touch. they’re both bad at blocking out time for themselves in the first place, so quality time can get neglected especially at first.

How do they handle being apart from one another?: pretty well i think! once they’re in an established relationship at least, before that it’s probably harder. but adam can distract himself with work, and veronica is good at focusing on whatever’s in front of her (whether that’s work or she’s away on vacation or something). if neither of them is too busy, veronica calls every night and they stay on a while, half talking and half just keeping each other company.

Do they argue? How do they handle arguments and disagreements? How do they make up?: i think arguments are fairly rare! yes they’re both insanely stubborn, but they also understand each other pretty well (especially once in a relationship) and are very sympathetic to where the other is coming from. unless both of them are extremely stressed, one of them crumbles when they start genuinely arguing like "i don't want to fight ok, let's take a second."

What does their future look like?: who knows! i haven’t decided whether veronica will turn. i think she probably will, just because i do not want my main pairing for this IF to make me very sad all the time, but like. i’m not fully committing until i see a reason pop up in canon. as of book 3′s final demo, it’s not on her radar at all; she knows she loves adam and wishes they could Talk, but ultimately doesn’t expect or even want a relationship right now (because she doesn’t want to deal with dating one of rebecca’s agents OR with the logistics of being in a committed relationship with an immortal being). it’s just all so foreign to her current state of mind that it’s really hard to say!

Anything else you'd like to share: do you know how hard it was to answer some of these considering veronica wasn’t sure they were even, like, on decent terms for such a large portion of the canon content

BEST FRIEND RELATIONSHIP

Best friend: morgan and farah are essentially joint besties but i’ll go with M

Why them?: i think they appreciate each other’s no bullshit attitude. morgan likes that veronica doesn’t take herself too seriously and respects/relates to the way she tackles problems (quickly, head-on, and without complaint but also without pretending that it doesn’t suck?). veronica appreciates morgan’s bluntness, likes bantering with her, and in general just likes being around people that have quiet/steady presences.

What were their first impressions of each other?: neither of them had much of a first impression honestly. morgan barely thought of veronica at all beyond “she’s annoying,” and kept to herself so much that any dislike veronica had of morgan took a backseat to her dealing with the rest of unit bravo.

What do they do to spend time together?: lots of just sitting in the same room and listening to (low volume) music, veronica spends a lot of time hunting for songs morgan might like. morgan is also her go-to sparring/training buddy. and there are semi-frequent movie nights where veronica shows farah her favorite old shitty B movies, and sometimes morgan will tag along just to sit in the room with them or affectionately talk shit.

Anything else you'd like to share: i’ll talk a little about N! obviously veronica and nate respect, trust, and like each other, but she finds him the hardest of UB to connect with. they’re both people who wear their compassion on their sleeves but keep a lot of their hearts/themselves held back, so they just kind of circle each other, especially since like... nate values politeness and is very sweet in how he relates to people, while veronica values directness and is more jokey/lighthearted to put people at ease. idk how well i’m communicating this; as of the book 3 demo it’s getting easier, but their friendship is still newer/more... nebulous? than the others.

OTHER RELATIONSHIPS (Feel free to go in depth!)

Relationship with Rebecca: so strained. veronica has come to terms with rebecca’s absences throughout her childhood, but there’s newer resentment over... a lot of things, but how she handled the murphy case especially. veronica hates being kept in the dark, and even more than that she hates being rebecca’s priority. it’s difficult to reconcile her childhood and present images of rebecca, and she’s angry that rebecca is so freely and recklessly choosing her, now, to the point of endangering others if she has to, especially when she never felt like rebecca’s choice before. and incredibly frustrated/confused by how often the lines between their professional and familial relationships are blurred and what rebecca actually wants from her.

Relationship with Rook: veronica takes after rook a lot. in stat terms, the only trait they don’t share is stoic, and even then that’s veronica’s least extreme stat. people always told her how like her father she was growing up, and it’s a comparison she took/takes a lot of pride in! she looks up to him based on the stories, but more recently is uncomfortable with the comparisons. veronica would never have even come back to wayhaven if her life panned out as planned, let alone become a detective or joined the agency. that makes her doubt herself, and she feels like that doubt is letting rook down somehow.

rook is also part of the reason her relationship with rebecca isn’t as bad as it could be. she knows that rook loved her, and that he would want his family to be there for each other, so she feels obligated to at least try to make things better. but it’s really hard for her to move past everything to connect with rebecca (which also makes her feel like she’s disappointing rook).

Relationship with Bobby: they were together for a long time and veronica thought she loved him a lot! it was her first relationship, so she wasn’t sure a) what a “bad partner” looked like, or b) how to even be in a relationship or rely on someone in that way. so they spent a lot of time together and had great superficial chemistry, but veronica didn’t have enough experience with not feeling neglected to realize how shallow it was, or notice the red flags when she did occasionally open up. the plagiarism fiasco was a slap in the face, especially because it cost her internships/grad school apps/whatever, i don’t have the details, and forced her to move back to wayhaven after school. she’s still very hurt by it and finds it hard to be around bobby.

Relationship with Verda: due to the above plagiarism fiasco, veronica was pretty depressed when she moved back home, and disliking her job didn’t help. she was extremely jealous when verda was hired and wanted to hate him. but it did not take long for that to crumble into respect/admiration, and eventually into close friendship! verda is a role model for her; they bond over science; they joke easily and have good chill fun. she was really excited to see him piecing together the truth about the supernatural and then devastated to see how he reacted. she feels insanely guilty and thinks it was selfish of her to let him figure it out, but is also cautiously optimistic about making it up to him as of the book 3 demo.

Relationship with Tina: very close! veronica isolated herself when she came back to wayhaven after school, and she is so grateful to tina for being her closest friend and link to the rest of the world during that time. hates keeping the supernatural from her, though. she didn’t like lying to tina to begin with, but she feels even worse about it now that verda knows, and now that tina has clearly picked up on something being wrong but she still can’t say anything.

Relationship with the Mayor: cannot stand him. hates the way he talks about rook, hates the way he talks to rebecca. she cooperates as necessary but doesn’t bother hiding her lack of patience/respect for him.

Relationship with Capt. Sung: basically fine. i think veronica might be a little too casual for him in the way she works, but she always gets the job done so he’s not too bothered by it. (she is ‘bend the rules,’ but more ‘strict rules aren’t important as long as you’re still doing good work’ than the ‘boooo fuck paperwork’ variety. so it’s mostly fine.) she also appreciates him as a minor link to rook.

Relationship with Haley: very friendly, but not super close. they get along great and could make pleasant conversation for hours, but ultimately don’t know each other super well despite the familiarity of growing up together.

Relationship with Elidor: such a comforting presence for veronica during her recovery! she is so grateful, so fond.

Relationship with Tapeesa/Vieno: veronica loves vieno’s cranky-yet-friendly vibe and they get along well! not close, but will stop to chat whenever they pass each other.

Relationship with Unit Alpha: loves their energy. always looks forward to the next opportunity to chat with them, and fully supports any harmless dunking on UB even if she rarely joins in.

Relationship with the Maa-alused: going through the house of mirrors and then coming home for them to appear in her apartment and infect bobby was one of thee worst experiences of her life, and it’s hard for her to get past that + the illness in general. sympathizes with them, and got them to sign the treaty, but is still kind of unsettled by everything that happened and by falk.

Do they have any other important relationships, past or present? (Relatives, friends, etc.?): some vague figures i have in mind but no one i’ve really developed. a couple friends from college, and maybe an elderly couple that lives on her childhood street and used to check in her.

PERSONAL BIO

Describe their personality: her usual demeanor is very warm and casual. sincere but private--she’s pretty blunt and likes to be direct with people, but steers conversations away from personal topics. likes to joke around and doesn’t take herself that seriously. but behind all this, she’s extremely stubborn and won’t shy away from conflict if she thinks you’re in the wrong (which is why she seems like a different person in the first half of book 1. UB is surprised by how like... chill and nice she is once they clear the air). a workaholic, self-reliant and secure but still pretty hard on herself, takes a lot of responsibility for the people around her.

Strengths: so dedicated. honest and trustworthy, has a strong moral compass and can always be counted on to do her absolute best. flexible and intuitive, her brain works really fast.

Weaknesses: cannot compartmentalize or separate herself from a case, throws herself so recklessly into everything (in terms of both physical danger and emotional burnout). doesn’t necessarily hold grudges but has a hard time letting go of hurt, still can’t think objectively about bobby or rebecca.

Where in the world is their Wayhaven?: somewhere on the US east coast idk what to tell you. perhaps a carolina or a virginia.

What is their personal history?: veronica was pretty social and well-liked around wayhaven growing up. she was known as just a really good kid; she was an overachiever and got along with almost anyone. in college, she felt like she was free of something and took a very work hard/play hard approach to life. always doing or going, whether it was for school or work or fun. she really enjoyed life during this time but crashed and burned pretty hard when she and bobby broke up; a lot of her plans were delayed until the plagiarism incident was resolved and she didn’t really have the heart to pursue them afterwards.

a year or so after graduating, she returned to wayhaven with the intention of taking one more year to regroup, and she has been stuck there longer than she meant to be and has kind of hit a wall when book 1 starts.

If they weren't a detective, what would their dream job be?: she was on track to become a biochemist and it was her dream job but then the main plot happened to her.

Anything else you'd like to share: i don’t really know enough to fully explain this, but no OC i love is a cop so like. i think maybe the job she took when she got back to wayhaven was a douglas-esque receptionist role for detective reele’s private office. then reele retired and small town politics + veronica’s history of useful contributions to cases in her downtime at work led to her being pressured to take up the mantle. it’s hard to explain why she’s a detective when she so deeply does not want to be one but i am Trying (or maybe she would have jumped at the chance to do something marginally closer to forensics?? who knows)

RANDOM FACTS

Zodiac sign: aries is what i assigned her when i first made her and i think it suits her! plus it’d be fun for her and M to be twins. this goes hand-in-hand with my birthday commitment issues though

Hobbies: music (she plays guitar and bass and sings a little), running, gaming unfortunately. i could also see her having been into boxing or some martial art but idk what exactly!

Likes: early morning stillness, DIY projects, t-shirts with inexplicable slogans and other weird thrift store finds

Dislikes: overly sweet food or drink, when cold weather lasts too long, being lied to or “protected” from the truth

Drink of choice: something with gin maybe. also feels a great fondness and gratitude for cheap wine.

Starbucks order: i truly know nothing about coffee. is it weird to order black coffee at starbucks

Favorite food: variations on spicy chicken soup! she eats a lot of crockpot meals for convenience and they’ve grown on her, and she has a few different recipes based on whatever she has on hand.

Favorite color: maybe like a rusty orange

Favorite music: she will listen to anything, but her favorite is probably folk rock, or sometimes stuff with soul or old school country vibes. big thief is a good example of an artist she’d be into i think! also was very into the indie music scene in her college town and still follows some of those bands.

Favorite genre (and favorite movie/book/etc): loves old, campy, unselfconsciously optimistic sci-fi. loves star trek tos. also a fan of documentaries of all kinds.

Favorite season: summer

Anything else you'd like to share: a kiss for you reading this mwah

[gamerwoo]

Seungkwan: Next Question

Characters: Seungkwan x reader (gender neutral)

Genre/warnings: werewolf au, drabble, just crack tbh, a lot of talk of sex n stuff but no actual smut lmao

Word count: 726

Summary: You have some questions for your boyfriend after finding out he’s a werewolf, and while he expected that, he didn’t necessarily expect these questions.

a/n: idk i had this for an idea and now here we are

When you sat down with Seungkwan on the sofa to ask him some questions about him as a werewolf, he expected the typical questions like the general ‘what does that mean’ or ‘are you part dog’ or literally anything that any of his brothers had heard from their mates. What he didn’t expect was for the first question out of your mouth to be one that made even his eyes widen and wonder what the hell you were talking about.

“So is the sex like dog sex?”

He just stared at you, blinking furiously as if that would somehow turn back time and make it so he could un-hear that question, “Excuse me?”

“Like, do you...knot?” you asked.

You knew a decent amount about wolves like the regular animal. You had to do a project on them in seventh grade for your science class, and for some reason, your brain retained a lot of that information. Not only that, but you were no stranger to the internet, and you had decided to read up on some werewolf fanfiction to see if any of it was fact.

“N-no...?” Seungkwan replied.

“Are you sure?” you quizzed. “You sound unsure.”

“_____, I think I’m sure since I--” he cut himself off with a sigh, closing his eyes and shaking his head. “Y’know what, next question.”

“Do you have to make nests when you go into rut?”

The bluntness of your questions seemed to be what were taking him off guard the most -- although the strangeness of them was also a factor, definitely. He wasn’t even sure where you got these ideas from. Did you think he was an actual dog? 

He slowly turned his head to look at you before asking, “Do you mean like a pillow fort?”

“Aren’t nests different?” you wondered.

“Well, I wouldn’t know considering I’ve never made a fuckin’ nest!” he exclaimed, tossing his hands in the air.

“So...no?” you guessed.

“Next question.”

You paused, chewing the inside of your cheek as you tried to remember the mental list of questions you’d made for him -- and you had a lot, which was why it was easy to forget them. But you felt it would be weird to just read from a list of strange werewolf questions off of your phone. It might even intimidate him more, and you wanted this to be comfortable for the both of you -- as did Seungkwan, but he was currently a little...not comfortable.

“Do you mark your mates?” you wondered after a moment of you thinking with a soft, continuous hum coming from your mouth.

“Oh!” he seemed almost delighted to have a question that he saw as normal. “Yeah, we do. We bite them and it leaves a mark for a really long time, but it also holds our scent for a long time, too. So if you were ever around any of the pack, they would smell me on you and know you’re mine. It’s a territorial thing.”

You nodded as you considered this, “So it hurts then, right?”

“Yeah, but we usually do it during...y’know, so that kind of distracts from the pain.”

“Seungkwan, you can just say sex,” you laughed.

He pouted, “Shut up. Next question.”

“Do you actually go through rut? Or mating season or whatever it’s called?”

“Yeah, twice a year for about a week.”

“Do you chain each other up?”

Seungkwan seemed to choke on his own spit as he stared wide-eyed at you, “Do we what?”

“During mating season?” you clarified.

“Oh!” he let out a breath of relief as he started laughing at himself for having his mind in the gutter. “Yeah, sometimes. Some of us get really aggressive.”

You smirked, giving him a knowing look, “Why, what were you thinking?”

“Be quiet,” he told you, pointing a finger at you. “Next question.”

“I can’t be quiet and ask the next--”

“Next question, _____!” he said over you.

You let out a sigh of fake annoyance before you tried to think of more questions you had stored in your brain. But Seungkwan wished he hadn’t told you to ask another once the question left your mouth.

“Do you call your babies pups and refer to them as litters?”

“Y’know what,” he sighed through his nose as he stood up from the couch, waving a hand, “no more questions.”

[crazyyfilmyfreak]

OBVIOUSLY SPOILER FREE REVIEW

So guys i have finally seen the film not once but thrice 

First time i watched it with my own money but for the second and third times i had to emotionally blackmail my friends so that they could take me to the cinemas as i was broke then and i have insanely enjoyed the film 😭🙏 not only because of how great that is but i have seen a film in theatres almost after 5 or 6 months ( Fuck corona ) and the experience was spectacular 

Now speaking about the film this is not as complex as everyone are talking about it i mean sure the plot is confusing but screenplay is simple , the theme is complex but presentation is straight and nolan perfectly executed everything in a right order and blended the plot , the emotions and visuals in a tremendous way such that even a 10 year old kid who just started into films could understand the film in a basic way . 

But the thing is it is quite impossible and very hard for any person to completely understand this film in the first watch and i am pretty sure even after watching 5 times a person would still miss lot of information and easter eggs in the film that nolan had cleverly comprehended and put them together anyways i will not pretend like i understood the entire practical applied physics that nolan had explained in the film but i can say i understood the minimal science principles that were used in the film just like everyone else 

Now JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON HAS KILLED THE ROLE, HE SLAYED IT

I think he is the first unofficial Black James Bond in my opinion and he absolutely hit the ball out of the park in the film and i really enjoyed watching him on the screen , he has some magical and spectacular screen presence and also fun fact Christopher Nolan said it in interviews that "Tenet" is his version of James Bond film and i think not a single james bond film would come closer to tenet is terms of how great it is .

Elizabeth Debicki is sexy as hell in this film but she got nothing new to offer and its just a damsel in distress once again ( nolan needs to stop doing this to women in his films 😭) i expected a lot from her and she was so good but the character really didnt had something new to offer and i am kinda slightly pissed about it 

And yeah yeah robbert pattinson is hot as hell as a boringly straight guy idk if i should say this or not but Robbert pattinson could do anything he wants to do to me 😌 and he could even kill me if he wants and i would blame no one for that, that's on me .. huh enough of horny talk but he was sooooo fucking good in the film i really cried at the last scene , it was quite emotional for me to take it and as an actor he has matured a lot since good time. 

And i need to talk about one more very important person in the film who nkt only nailed the role and made it with so much ease and beauty 

DIMPLE KAPADIA , idk why but seeing bollywood actors in hollywood really makes me so happy and when i see some one like dimple who is so talented and experienced my happiness gets doubled and tripled and she nailed the role and she played a very important role in the film . 

Also Kenneth Branagh!!! MAN MAN MAN 

HE IS INSANE IN THE FILM and his character was really intimidating and i am going to speak nothing else about him here just watch him on the screen and you will know what i mean 

Now speaking about the film in an overall way this gotta be Nolan's finest art in recent times and it is so much better than Dunkirk and i really love how nolan blends action + emotions in his films and one more thing i need to speak that is THE BACK GROUND MUSIC .... huh not pattinson not WASHINGTON not elizabeth none of these are actual first protagonists of the film the BGM IS the first protagonist of the film it plays a very crucial role in tenet !!! Even a normal scene gets elevated and it becomes extraordinary and something beyond spectacular because of the Bgm and also idk why is it only my theatre or everyone else has this problem when ever the bgm starts sonetimes it was hard to understand what the actors were saying i mean the mixing was kinda trash or maybe its just me or my cinemas where i watched them 

So finally i just want to conclude by saying NOLAN NEVER MISSES IT 😎✌ AND I AM VERY PROUD TO SAY I AM HIS BIG FAN AND TENET IS SPECTACULAR AND IT IS A ..... wait for it ......A ...again wait for it ..... FUCKING MASTERPIECE and please please do watch it on cinemas when ever it gets released in your place and i am pretty sure everyones gonna love it more than inception and interstellar so yeah thats it ... 

Also cinematography is out of this world ( i didn't mention it above bcoz i thought this is something standard in every nolan film )

Gif credits: Cinemagal