#but seriously omg!!!!! i am!!!! AHHH!!!!!

[seekingthestars]

Uhm.. so this is so weird... but I remember your blog from like back in 2010/2011 and I got so excited when I saw your blog pop up and still active. I know so weird but it made me happy and nostalgic??? I'm sorry!

OH MY GOD HI, NO THIS IS NOT WEIRD, DON'T BE SORRY this made my night!!! 🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💞💞 thank you!!!!! i honestly thought there were only like...two people who would remember my blog from back in its early days HAHA the fact that my little mess of a blog can make someone happy and nostalgic?? i'm truly honored 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭💞💞💞💞💞💞

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5 YEARS OF SECERTS / LEWIS HAMILTON

husband lewis hamilton x wife reader / SMAU FIC

WARNINGS / none that i know of just a lot of fluff !!

FACE CLAIM / ZENDAYA

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yourusername good luck lew 🤍

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lewishamilton thank you baby ❤️

yourusername roscoe and i will be cheering you on !!

yourdad 👏👏

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f1overs lewis hamilton seen with a woman during a mercedes event. do we have a new wag? let us know what you guys think!

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user7 honestly when was the last time lewis was really seen publicly with a girl?

user79 definitely been a while

user23 why do i feel betrayed?

user02 seriously like lewis what about our kids?

user2 look at the way he’s looking at her! ahhh

user667 his outfit still ate

user09 she’s so pretty 🤩

user044 i need updates !!!!!!!!!

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f1wags lewis hamiltons rumored girlfriend has been seen at the silverstone paddock this evening!

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user8 i need them to confirm this already!

user0035 i’m here for the outfit

user7 ok she is so gorgeous what the hell

user6 i know right!

user604 this photo is being pinned on my outfit inspo pinterest board

user44 OMG!! ok so i was at the race today and i got paddock passses to the mercedes garage and i saw lewis and his girlfriend and omg they are so cute! lewis introduced her to toto and george and some other team members!

user38 your so lucky! but i have a million questions, firstly i have to ask did you meet lewis or her? and if you did what was she like? i’m dying to know lol

user44 ok so i did get to meet him and her! she is so sweet! she took the picture of my and lewis and they were so cute! he even had his hand around at all times!

user38 aww they’re so adorable 🥰

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lewishamilton i’m extremely grateful for the win this weekend! P1 was absolutely amazing! but most importantly i am extremely grateful for my lovely wife of 5 years! thank you for sticking with me through out my highs and lows and losses and wins (my most important win obviously being you) i love you so much 💗

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mercedesamgf1 mr and mrs hamilton ❤️

georgerusell63 happy for you mate!

lewishamilton thank you 🙏

yourusername aww me and roscoe are going to cry! i am so so incredibly proud of you for not only for today but for everything you have accomplished. i am forever in awe of you🤍

lewishamilton thank you love for being my rock throughout these years. there isn’t anything in this world i wouldn’t do for you my love 💋

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hii! i first wanna start of with saying ur blog is the cutest like omg >< twoo can i be anon ♡? (if not ofc i understand!)

three i have a hard thought and i thought why not ask the person with the best mind to exist like plzz :3 okay but calling channie old man and then him fucking u proving that hes not.... like jdjdjdjdjdjsdhs. u found the jokes silly and funny and like chan has such old man humor (which makes me adore him more) 🐾 like imagine him thrusting into you while asking u "am i an old man now pretty girl" AHHH! and ik chan wouldent take it seriously he just wanted to fuck u . <3

hi baby!! thank you so much, first of all, and yes teehee u can be ♡anon!

aaa because why is this the hottest thing ever … i wanna annoy chan so bad because he’s so hot and scary while angry and i just know his stare will make you feel so small ><

and i think this scenario is so fitting if you’re slightly younger than him too! of course he’s not actually angry—he finds you so fucking cute when you’re all bratty and teasing, poking and tugging on his shirt, giggling in his face. he’ll let you have your fun for a while until it’s time to teach you a lesson!

he finally snaps when you go a little too far—“all in good fun!” you’d say, nuzzling your face into his neck with a shy smile, but how can he let you get away with saying that because he’s so old, he may not even be able to fuck you right?

he’s not extremely rough! a couple spanks on your ass should do the trick, and he’ll press soft, lingering kisses and licks to your face as he did so, wiping away your tears and watching your eyes roll back when his thrusts become more punishing. chris would go extra fast, hands gripping your hips hard enough to leave them sore and aching, and he’ll go again, and again, and again, until you finally beg him to stop.

“can’t handle it anymore, baby? you weren’t expecting this out of me, hm?”

“does daddy not fuck you hard enough? is it not deep enough? am i too old or is your little cunt too greedy? my little insatiable girl, yeah?”

“you weak little thing. you like this, don’t you? is it too much now?”

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SPARKS FLY pt4

Pairing: CharlesLeclerc x singer!Reader last part !!!!

pt3 enjoy!

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@/user00 : Seriously, this race is supposed to be about the drivers and their skill. If I wanted to see a popstar, I'd go to a concert😒

@/user0001: it's ridiculous that the media is focusing on [Y/N] instead of the actual race. She should just stay in her lane - music - and leave the sport alone.

@/ynfanff:[Y/N]'s friend taytay is here too? OMG, I don't blame her. charles has serious game lol

@/yntsloverr: OMG, I can't wait for the album.😭

-@/tsfn13: IKR imagine the love songs ahhh❤️❤️

@/randomuser : charels is suddenly preforming so much better on the track 🤣🤣

-@/ussser23: he wants to impress y/n its cute lol

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pierregasly : can’t wait to hear the ones you wrote about me

Y/N13: @/pierregasly i do think about you a lot haha!

scuderiaferrari: ❤️❤️❤️

user2828272: Y/N WTF A SURPRISE RELEASE!!!!

charles_leclerc : so proud of you my love😘

Y/N13:@/charles_leclerc 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

JF: Your new album 'Midnights' is  released and every song on it is incredible. But, I'm curious, why 'Labyrinth' ? What makes that song so special?"

Y/N:  Well, Jimmy, the track 'Labyrinth' was not actually included when I first finished my album. But I fought for it to be because I felt like it really fit the theme and  I Just NEEDED to have it on the album. My inspiration for it definitely came from a certain someone who knows exactly who he is.*smirks*

JF: "So, that 'certain someone' you mentioned earlier... is that someone Charles Leclerc by any chance? I know that your fans have been shipping the two of you for a while now, and I'm just curious if there's any truth to the rumors. It feels like your new album 'Midnights' is full of songs about him, and your latest single 'Labyrinth' is a great example.

Y/N:  I appreciate your interest in my music, and I'm glad that my fans have been so perceptive in picking up on the themes and inspiration behind my work. 'Midnights' is an album that draws heavily from my personal experiences and the people around me, and I am thankful to have been able to put those experiences into my songs. At the end of the day, music is supposed to be about love and expression, and I'm happy to have succeeded in that with this album.

JF: Y/N, I know that you and Taylor Swift attended the F1 Vegas GP together. What was it like to be at the race and see all of the action from trackside? It seems like you two had a blast together on social media.

Y/N: It was incredible to be at the F1 Vegas GP with Taylor. The atmosphere was electric and it was so exciting to see all the action from trackside. Taylor and I had so much fun together and we couldn't stop talking about the race and how awesome it was. We also got a chance to meet with some of the drivers and chat with them which was a special moment for both of us and I'm so glad I had Taylor there to share it with me.

JF : Well Y/N it’s been a pleasure having you here , everyone make sure you check out midnights by y/n thank you and goodbye.

Thank you so much for reading and all the love 🤍

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omg the 4th wall break asks lately have been making me think about belphie in that kinda situation hahaha i might be predictable oops

you get home from long day at work and some emo guy owns your bed, he's already made a nest and gotten a good few hours in too. you don't even have time to be scared before he starts being super entitled about it too LOL like "ugh mc, what took you so long?? ive been waiting here forever... why are you just standing there looking shocked, seriously >:v "

also i hope you're having a lovely day!! <3333 sending lots of love!!

Ahhh hello Starr!! I am having a lovely day and I hope you are, too!! 💕💕

Oh Belphie would be such a little punk lol! And I kinda think if you try to ask him how he got there, he's having none of it. Who cares about those kinda details?? He's here now and he wants your attention! If you ask him why he made the effort to find you this way, he'll blush and brush it off.

And if you're tired from working all day, you know a little bit of cuddling with Belphie will help you relax. Maybe take him outside to look at what you can see of the stars (depending on the amount of light pollution at your location), so he can point out to you how they differ from the Devildom (I just think Belphie has knowledge of the human world stars, too... like he made it a point to learn them).

I think he would help you make dinner if you're hungry, too. He probably knows a decent amount about human world food just from hanging around Beel. He might complain about it... like c'mon MC he came all the way here to see you and you're making him cook? But he'll still stir the sauce or saute the veggies...

But in the end, Belphie would want you to join him in his newly created nest in your bed. Let him cuddle you to sleep, all warm and cozy and he'll make sure you only have sweet dreams...

I'd be worried that he'd get smothered by my cat. Like that one chat photo where all the cats are super attached to Belphie and Satan's all mad about it? My cat very much likes to sleep on the same pillow as me, so I'm imagining walking in to find her sleeping on his head. I'd be concerned about his ability to breathe. Also pretty sure this would make him my cat's new favorite person lol!

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i would love to read about ceo!harry, but whatever you post i know i’ll love.

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pagesix Musician Harry Styles and CEO of Columbia records, Y/N L/N (now turned Styles) tied the knot in Italy recently. Sources tell us the wedding was quite small and had very few guests because the couple wanted as much privacy as they could get.

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harryfan3 OMG OMG OMG

harryfan5 y/n is literally living my dream life 😭

harryfan7 okay but imagine marrying harry styles…she won at everything

harryfan2 crying and throwing up

harryfan6 harry married the ceo of his record label, pretty iconic to me

harryfan9 him and y/n are the perfect couple everr

harryfan11 they are so protective of their relationship…its cute

harryfan13 she’s the one 🤗

harryfan15 y/n is winning at life right now

harryfan10 this has me on the floor sobbing

harryfan12 AHHH SHE’S OFFICIALLY MRS. STYLES

harryfan14 harry styles is now married to the world's richest woman…i love it

harryfan16 just fell onto my knees

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stylesnews Harry and his wife Y/N in Positano Italy yesterday on their honeymoon!

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harryfan21 why’d you do this to me

harryfan23 Y/N IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😌

harryfan25 they are the hottest couple yet omfg

harryfan20 harry really got married to her…i would do the same thing too honestly

harryfan22 i don’t know if i want him or her

harryfan24 jealousy jealousy

harryfan26 already the best couple ever

harryfan28 this will have me up late at night

harryfan30 Y/N AND HARRY GOT MATCHING TATTOOS?!?!

harryfan27 WHAT

harryfan29 they both got matching palm trees tattoos 😭

harryfan31 my parents

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ynstyles best day of my life! 👰‍♀️

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harryfan30 the caption…CRYING

harryfan33 she changed her username to y/n styles 😭

harrystyles I love you my baby.

ynstyles i love you more darling! 🤍

harryfan35 stop this madness

harryfan37 THEY ARE LITERALLY SO CUTE TOGETHER 😫

gemmastyles welcome to the family!

harryfan34 she won at life.

jefezoff one of the best things to ever witness

harryfan36 harry and y/n had a strawberry and vanilla cake…what am i supposed to do with this information

stevienicks congratulations you two ❤️

harryfan39 this has me rolling on the floor

pillowpersonpp YES YES YES

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harrystyles 1-6-20. Married the love of my life.

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harryfan32 SHUT UP

harryfan38 harry posting this has me sliding down the wall 😫

ynstyles i seriously love you h

harrystyles Well I love you more cherry.

harryfan40 they are so in love with each other

harryfan42 i am so jealous right now 🤗

harry_lambert cutest wedding ever!!!

harryfan45 hello?!?! their rings were made by gucci 😭

mitchrowland congrats on the marriage lovebirds!

harryfan41 harry styles officially has a wife now…crying myself to sleep

alessandro_michele ah young love ❤️

harryfan43 this photo is the sweetest thing ever

columbiarecords CUTEST COUPLE IN THE WORLD!!!

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hsfasharchive Harry wore his wife’s @marcjacobs x Magda Archer intarsia sweater ($695 - sold out) back in December 2019.

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harryfan48 somebody run me over

harryfan50 harry and y/n are seriously perfect for each other 😫

harryfan52 literal soulmates

harryfan54 “his wife’s sweater” 😭😭

harryfan56 y/n is officially my favorite styles

harryfan58 she really has him in a chokehold

harryfan51 i love them together

harryfan53 imagine sharing clothes with harry styles…truly a dream

harryfan55 “there's a piece of you in how i dress”

harryfan57 the realist lyric ever

harryfan59 i can’t do this anymore

harryfan60 why is this so cute…

harryfan63 AWE

JANUARY - FEBRUARY 2021

deuxmoi via instagram stories

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dailystyles A PREGNANT Y/N STYLES AT HER BABY SHOWER IN MALIBU LAST WEEK!

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harryfan62 I’M GOING THROUGH ALL STAGES OF GRIEF

harryfan65 omg omg omg

harryfan67 this is going to destroy me 😭

harryfan69 y/n’s baby bump is so cute

harryfan66 glenne and gemma are with her too 😌

harryfan68 i hate to say this…but deuxmoi was right the entire time

harryfan70 this is the best news ever

harryfan72 HARRY AND Y/N ARE BECOMING PARENTS

harryfan74 we are literally getting dilf harry…

harryfan71 I’M SCREAMING

harryfan73 i am never going to recover from this

harryfan75 CRYING

gemmastyles Can you please take this post down? The photos of Y/N were taken without her permission!

harryfan77 gemma?!?!

harryfan79 DELETE THIS

APRIL 2021

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yourfinsta andddd she’s here…meet anya anne styles!

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florencepugh OMG

arianagrande this is so cute 🤍

harrystyles I love you both so much. You guys are my happiness.

yourfinsta i love you more sue, i wouldn’t have been this happy if it weren’t for you!

brittany_broski tears are streaming down my face 😭

emmalouisecorrin i am so happy for you and harry

harry_lambert ANGEL BABY

jefezoff little anya already runs the world 👑

kidharpoon this sweetest thing ever

annetwist my granddaughter is so cute ❤️

alessandro_michele congratulations on your little family!

mollyjane_x so sweet

adele a bundle of joy ☺️

niallhoran one of the best things to ever happen

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harrystyles As our daughter grows up, me and my wife Y/N will try to do everything to protect her including speaking out on social media. If you see my family trying to live their private lives, leave them alone and let them be. That includes leaking my wife’s private account and the pictures on it.

They aren’t harming or bothering you. It disgusts me the way fans were spreading Y/N’s private photos everywhere, they were unseen for a reason.

Though I know all my fans are not like that, so I really appreciate the individuals supporting me and my family in this current moment.

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MAY 2021

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updatingstyles Y/N Styles wins the Chairman’s Award in music at The Brits tonight!

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harryfan82 A MAJOR GIRLBOSS

harryfan84 harry looked so proud of her 😭

harryfan81 if i see another “who is she” comment…i will literally commit arson

harryfan83 RIGHT!!!! without y/n harry wouldn’t have released any solo albums

harryfan85 this is so iconic

harryfan87 A MILF

harryfan89 everything she does is 🙏

harryfan88 she won an award for what? i don’t understand

harryfan90 y/n signed harry styles, rihanna, billie eilish, BEYONCÉ, megan thee stallion and stevie nicks to her label…

harryfan92 and that’s not even half of the musicians she signed to columbia records

harryfan94 she is so beautiful

harryfan91 on my knees 😌

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ynharryupdates Y/N REACTING TO HARRY WINNING AN AWARD AT THE BRITS!

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harryfan97 she is seriously the world’s most supportive wife

harryfan99 THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER 😭

harryfan102 i want what they have

harryfan98 if this isn’t the sweetest moment to ever witness

harryfan100 you can tell she loves harry so much

harryfan104 i need a y/n in my life

harryfan106 y/n and harry are so supportive of each other 😫

harryfan103 i will forever remember this

harryfan108 you gotta love her

harryfan101 y/n and harry’s reaction made me sob

harryfan105 the way they looked at each other and bursted into smiles

harryfan107 i am having a breakdown

harryfan109 dropped down onto the floor when i saw this

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harryflorals “I just want to say a big thank you to my wife and daughter. They make me a better person and I cannot imagine my life without them. I love my girls!” - Harry accepting his award at The Brits tonight!

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harryfan110 nobody talk to me

harryfan114 I AM SO JEALOUS OF Y/N 😭

harryfan116 i love harry’s wife more than i love harry….

harryfan112 “they make me a better person” crying

harryfan118 he really loves his family

harryfan120 harry’s speech was the cutest thing ever

harryfan117 SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

harryfan122 he’s a major dilf

harryfan124 i can't do this anymore 🙂

harryfan128 don’t know why harry’s with y/n…she’s destroying his reputation, he should divorce her

harryfan121 y/n literally has his baby and runs the label he's under…

harryfan125 harry’s never going to divorce y/n so keep on wishing

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ynstyles brits night!

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harryfan130 SHE POSTED

harryfan133 this was y/n’s night 😌

harrystyles I am so proud of you darling.

ynstyles i love you so much baby! 🤍🤍

harryfan135 my favorite relationship ever 😭

gemmastyles love you guys so much!!!

harryfan131 THE PICTURE OF ANYA AND Y/N!!!!

emmalouisecorrin congratulations on the awards you two

harryfan136 i want y/n’s life so bad

jefezoff parents ❤️

harryfan138 anya is so small 🥺

kidharpoon mrs. watermelon sugar

harryfan134 harry and y/n are the cutest couple to ever live

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harrystyles Brit Awards, May 2021.

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harryfan141 WHY’D HE POST HIS WIFE 😭

harryfan143 i want a husband like harry…y/n is really living the life

ynstyles thanks for letting me steal your award for photos 😘

harrystyles Gladly darling, what’s mine is yours.

harryfan140 THEY ARE SO GODDAMN ADORABLE

pillowpersonpp the most gorgeous woman ever

harryfan144 this is literally the cutest thing ever

stevienicks gotta love young love!

harryfan146 y/n took harry’s award for photos…she’s so me

annetwist so proud of you both ❤️

harryfan148 couples that win awards together stay together

paulithepsm congratulations!!!!

harryfan142 she is so perfect

NOVEMBER 2021

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pleasing Introducing Pleasing’s owner Y/N Styles. Mrs. Styles with the help of her husband decided to create a brand for all, no matter your gender you can use our products. Our goods consist of skincare to nail polish.

Preorder is available next week.

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harryfan152 WILL BE BUYING

harryfan154 harry and y/n creating a brand together is literal goals

harrystyles Pleasing for all!

ynstyles 🤗🤗🤗

harryfan157 y/n is so hot omg

brittany_broski this is the cause of my death

harryfan150 “with the help of her husband” YEAH YEAH YEAH

harry_lambert so excited!!!

harryfan153 y/n and harry created a brand together…take all my money already

mollyjane_x BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN

harryfan151 i’m not okay 😭

alessandro_michele ❤️❤️❤️

harryfan155 CRYING AND SCREAMING

annetwist already proud!

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ynstyles pleasing, out soon!

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harryfan167 y/n really said run me my money

harryfan160 I HAVE 5 DOLLARS TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

harrystyles I love you darling.

ynstyles i love you more bunny!

harryfan162 i’m going to be broke after the pleasing launch 😭

jefezoff ceo queen

harryfan164 harry and y/n styles’ brand 🫶

florencepugh ahhh can’t wait!

harryfan166 THEY HAVE HOODIES TOO?!?!

kaiagerber already love pleasing ❤️

harryfan169 robbing a bank as we speak

harris_reed you are such a girlboss

harryfan163 harry and y/n are the best thing to ever happen to the world

harryfan165 they came when we needed them the most

2022

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stylesdaily Y/N OUT IN NEW YORK YESTERDAY!

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harryfan170 SHE SLAYED

harryfan177 harry goes home to her…😫

harryfan173 she’s hotter than harry

harryfan177 I AGREE

harryfan175 queen is in new york

harryfan171 going feral for her

harryfan174 I WOULD WRITE ALBUMS ABOUT HER TOO

harryfan176 i love anya’s mother 😌

harryfan179 she’s so gorgeous

harryfan181 harry…count your days

harryfan184 y/n’s married to harry, has his child, is the ceo of a record label…her life is a dream

harryfan180 dropped onto my knees

harryfan182 YES YES YES

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mollyjane_x Just a wife watching her man rehearse.

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harryfan202 jealousy jealousy

harryfan204 SHE’S FLEXING ON US AT THIS POINT 😭

harrystyles I love it.

ynstyles you love the attention

harrystyles You know me so well.

harryfan200 THEY ARE SO CUTE I’M CRYING

pillowpersonpp my tour buddy!

harryfan206 her life is all i want 😫

brittany_broski SERIOUSLY SOBBING

harryfan209 y/n looks so focused…she’s literally me watching harry

kidharpoon harry’s number one supporter ❤️

harryfan207 SHE’S SO IN LOVE WITH HARRY

harry_lambert my favorite tour wife

harryfan201 this is so adorable

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harryflorals HARRY AND Y/N IN NEW YORK TODAY!

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harryfan210 my parents

harryfan217 WHAT THEY HAVE IS ALL I WANT 😭

harryfan213 having a breakdown

harryfan219 i love them so much 😫

harryfan216 harry and y/n are the definition of soulmates

harryfan212 the styles family supremacy

harryfan214 WELCOME HOME CHEATER

harryfan218 she’s getting that dick everyday. she’s getting that dick everyday. she’s getting that dick everyday.

harryfan220 couple goals

harryfan222 literal mom and dad 😌

harryfan224 they remind me of true love

harryfan221 Y/N AND HARRY ARE BESTIES

harryfan226 harry’s literally next to me 🤨

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lloyddddddddddddddddd Y/N hangs out under the stage instead of the crowd. That’s what I call a number one fan.

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harryfan231 she’s so cute

harryfan233 Y/N HANGS OUT UNDER THE STAGE???

harrystyles I love my number one fan.

ynstyles and she loves you! ❤️

harryfan235 sleeping on the highway tonight

florencepugh the most gorgeous!!!

harryfan237 y/n staying under the stage is really so iconic

harris_reed the best girl ever 🤍

harryfan230 NOW I WANT HER LIFE EVEN MORE BADLY 😭

_basselin i just love her

harryfan232 the way harry meets y/n under the stage during his break…

harryfan234 SCREAMING

jefezoff it’s the best spot in the whole venue

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harry_lambert Queen of MSG!

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harryfan302 harry isn’t special…i would write songs about her too

harryfan311 A LITERAL ICON

harrystyles Such a beauty.

ynstyles i love you baby

harryfan308 i am jealous 😭

emmalouisecorrin MY BEST FRIEND

harryfan305 imagine being in y/n’s shoes…i would literally die

alessandro_michele ❤️❤️❤️

harryfan304 i love her so much

florencepugh missing y/n hours!!!

harryfan303 everyone loves her…they really said y/n supremacy

pillowpersonpp love love love

harryfan310 harry’s muse

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harrystyles My girls.

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harryfan330 OMFG

harryfan335 this has me rolling on the floor sobbing 😭

ynstyles We love you daddy!

harrystyles Welllllll I love you both more.

harryfan332 he’s is such an amazing father and husband 😫

gemmastyles cutest family ever ❤️

harryfan339 harry being a major family person is so cute

mitchrowland anya is truly the best company

harryfan333 y/n really is the best mother ever

glenne_azoff the best duo to ever live!!!! 😊

harryfan331 anya = best nepo baby

kidharpoon family family family 🤍

harryfan340 “my girls” sliding down the wall, throwing up, shitting, sobbing

annetwist my darlings!!!

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[bellaxgiornata]

OH MY GOD OKAY- so hang on- first off, BELLA, how are you? how's the newborn? how are the kids in general?! i'm happy to hear the birth went well, i hope you're recovering well and that you're not pushing yourself too muchhhhh

ANYWAY. i just found out how my godfather/uncle met his wife and- HOLY SHIT it gives me SUCH Frank or Matt vibes (more frank than matt in my opinion, but 100% either of them) and i had to tell you about it to see if you agreeeeeee (+ it could be a cool oneshot idea if you want it hehe, i'll give it for free)

OKAY SO for the purposes of clarity, my uncle/godfather's name is now Peter, and his wife's name is Molly, because why not?

Peter is invited to his best friend's wedding, and the bride at that wedding warns him "hey, don't you dare talk to Molly" (while pointing Molly out in a crowd) "she just went through a really difficult breakup and though you guys are 100% eachother's types, she is absolutely not ready for another relationship and i don't want you to break her heart if the relationship isn't going to last."

and Peter respects that. except the bride wasn't clear about who she was pointing to. so Peter was avoiding another random girl in the friend group he'd never met and had been talking and flirting all night with Molly without realising it was Molly and he legit spent the whole ceremony and most of the reception sitting right next to her and chatting.

and then during the reception, the bride realises that Peter and Molly are talking and she tells Peter like- "why are you talking to Molly, I told you to stay away from her!" and he's like "that's Molly? well you were right then" and then the bride is like "about what?" and he's like "that we're eachother's types. I gave her my phone number an hour into us meeting and I've already asked her out on a date and she said yes."

and now they've been married for 10 years or so and have two daughters

LIKE IT'S ALL SO CUTE- when i found out i wanted to die because of how adorable it is- like it's genuinely the meet-cute in a rom-com kind of shit- and to me it's SO Frank or Matt-coded (helps that my godfather/uncle is military and is built nearly exactly like Frank- like seriously shave frank's head, make him look slightly less worn out and traumatised and you have my godfather/uncle + they have the exact same sense of humour and stuff).

Hey, friend!! 💖 My response is a bit long so I put it below the cut. But enjoy this Frank gif to break things up (and because I wouldn't be able to resist that man looking at me like that at a wedding...).

I am doing well! I've had a cold shortly after coming home from the hospital which has been rough on top of everything else, but I feel a little better today and I have been taking time to try to take care of myself. Our little baby is doing well, boy can down milk like no one's business and he's generally a pretty happy little guy all the time. My toddler absolutely adores him already, but he's been an only child for almost 4 years so he's been having a hard time sharing our attention. The birth had some scary ups and downs last week, but things ended up okay and both baby and I are alright! I will say that I've had enough experience with child birth and don't want to do it a third time after that, though 😅

Ahhh!! OMG! I love stories like this! I used to be a wedding photographer for about 11 years before becoming a stay at home mom and I LOVE hearing stories of how couples met (or got engaged) because it's so interesting to hear about! And I can actually see a story for either Matt or Frank so I may keep that in mind for a one shot now, thank you 😆

But yes! I could absolutely see an innocent Frank at a wedding getting the women mixed up and genuinely talking to the "wrong" one and they end up hitting it off in the end and he sticks by her side for most of the night. Sweet Frank would soothe anyone's broken heart. As for Matt, well, I could see him making an innocent mistake, but truly I could see Fog warning him to stay away from a family member or friend and Matt "accidentally" talking to her and pretending he thought it was another woman Fog warned him to stay away from. I mean, it's Matt and he's a little shit sometimes 🤣

But that's so crazy!! Thank you for sharing this story with me!! I always love taking real life moments and then thinking about how the guys might react if it had happened to them! But I do agree that this screams more Frank than Matt (unless it was about intentionally ignoring the friend's warning because that screams Matt).

[becauseimanicequeen]

RANDOM THOUGHTS: Unknown ep. 11

I’m just going into this episode wanting Qian and Yuan’s first kiss. That’s it. That’s all. Now, hit me with it!

Qian grabbed Yuan’s wrist. It was all the confirmation Yuan needed. I have a feeling that he will be even bolder now than what we’ve seen so far. And I love it.

Well, damn! That went from 0-100kph really fast. Yuan was starving, and I don’t blame him. He’s been starving for a loooong time. Even dreaming about it at night, it seems.

I love that Qian took the first step with the kiss. Yuan was straightforward and honest about his feelings and what he wanted (to be more than a brother, to be someone Qian could rely on, to be with Qian for the rest of his life, etc.). But Qian took the first step with the kiss. He’s finally “in his feelings” rather than trying to think it through or analyze it.

One thing I have to say I didn’t quite like about this scene, though, was the editing. I don’t mind the flashbacks (as in the flashbacks of some of their past moments) because it shows their story and adds emotional weight to the whole scene. I love that. But the buildup wasn’t there since the sequence of Yuan making his feelings clear and the kiss was chopped up and strewn here and there. For me, it would’ve been much more effective if it happened in chronological order (or if the confrontation from the previous scene had been in the same episode). The editing here fell a bit flat for me and it’s such a shame considering the potential it had of being an incredible climax of the whole series, that they were finally together. Ahhh, I don’t want to feel disappointed…

Look at them being cozy in bed! It’s Yuan’s neck kisses that do it for me…

Btw, this is probably the first time Qian has smiled when anyone has mentioned Lili and San Pang in the same sentence.

The way Yuan sneaked into his own room… lmfao!

The way I CACKLED because of Lili’s bonkers story.

A dating game? I’m getting Our Dating Sim flashbacks.

Here’s Qian, in the middle of a meeting at work, getting flashbacks of his night having sex with Yuan. 1. Absolutely understandable. 2. He’s completely whipped. So, again, understandable. 3. There’s no doubt he wants to have sex with Yuan again. And again. And again. So, once again, understandable.

The way he hit that figure and caught it before it hit the floor… Qian was clearly rattled by his daydream. And who can blame him? My legs would be shaking. (But this is not about me…)

So… The Doc and Le are fucking, right?

You know, Le is damn fine… when he doesn't look like a crazy person. Eh, who am I kidding? He’s sexy as hell when he looks like a crazy person. (I know, it’s a me-problem…)

OMG! Their date. The way I fucking laughed through the whole scene. Yuan accusing Qian of not being romantic, Qian proving the opposite, Qian’s reaction after the kiss, Long being funny as hell with the candle. Every moment was fucking golden! Excuse me as I rewind that a handful of times.

Of course, Qian’s trauma would come back up again at some point. It’s not like he’s dealt with it or been magically “healed”. I’m honestly wondering how the series will deal with his trauma (both the trauma around his childhood and his head trauma) considering there’s only half of this episode plus the next one left.

It doesn’t surprise me one bit that Qian went to the hospital by himself. I get that he doesn’t want to worry Yuan. But he isn’t even giving Yuan the chance to choose for himself.

Hitting yourself on the head won’t help…

It’s come to a point now that Qian has to tell Lili about his health. I mean, surgery seems to be the only option to get better, but the risks are too big to keep it secret.

Qian is talking as if he’s already set on dying. This is so unlike the fighter and survivor he used to be. And, of course, Yuan notices that something’s off.

Seriously, hasn’t Qian learned his lesson about not keeping something like this from Yuan?

I usually love miscommunicating (or non-communicating) characters because of the misunderstandings and drama it usually stirs up. And I love the misunderstandings and drama (in fiction, not real life, btw). BUT! This is riling me up. This is about Qian’s life. His health is in serious danger. Is it in line with his character? Yes, to a certain point. But how many times has he shown how important his family is to him? MANY! Practically the whole series so far. Why would he not want to prepare them for the possibility that he might not be around much longer? This isn’t the time to stay silent. This isn’t the time to avoid the topic. Come on, Qian. Don’t do this to Yuan. Or Lili.

Did you hear that, Qian? The Doc said to discuss it with your family.

The stress Qian is under has made him hide in an ally and start smoking again… If that blood clot in his head doesn’t kill him, the stress surely will.

Excuse me as I weep for a minute or two…

I only have one thing to say about that moment in the alley… Qian is so fucking lucky to have Yuan in his life. We’ve often talked about how lucky Yuan was that Qian found him (which is more than valid because he most likely wouldn’t have survived without Qian). But Qian is just as lucky to have Yuan in his life. Yuan single-handedly reignited the spark in Qian and brought the fighter in him back to life. And Qian needed that. He needed it to at least have a possibility to survive this.

I know I said I only wanted to mention one thing about that scene. But I have to mention Yuan biting Quan’s wrist as well, for the reason that I loved that detail. And because biting is my kind of kink. Not that this was kinky. But it does show that biting can prove a point at times.

Lili is so fucking sweet. And that hug at the end, between all three of them…

I really liked this episode, even though I felt disappointed with the editing at the beginning. But, they’re finally together and Qian has gotten his fighting spirit back.

Now there’s only one episode left and it feels bittersweet. I really don’t want this series to end…

[ssreeder]

GURRRRLLLLL <gender neutral>

I JUST FINISHED READING LEAVING IT ALL BEHIND AND IM JUST STUNNED???

FIRST OF ALL-

why would you do all of that to me.

SECOND-

ALL THOSE PLOT TWISTS? ZHAO AND CHANG BEING BROTHERS?????

THIRDLY-

that was fucking astronomical I have never read anything like it. hands down one of if not the best pieces of literature I have ever read in my life. if you write an original work one day I’m buying a million copies all on my own. you are an amazing writer I aspire to be as great as you. the way you convey emotion and tension is incredible. the accuracy and detail in which you describe characters and how they act is impeccable. the way you can still implement humor in the story and make it not feel out of place, same with nice, happy scenes in a world you’ve created to be so tragic, showing the reality and nuance of the characters and situation. Wow.

OMG SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

This was such a nice ask & I gotta be honest, when people go out of their way to be really nice to me it is really inspiring! I’m really glad you enjoyed LIAB! I did have a bit of fun with the plot twists haha & YAY! I am glad you enjoyed the bits of humor, thanks again this was a super nice ask I love itttttt!!! AHHH!! <3

[littlesislovesyou]

Ah but I love sexually torturing and edging you...<333 It's fun and I love your reactions and you becoming as primal as I do when you tease me in return...I am sorry not sorry that I teased you before work but you did the same to me! I'm simply...returning the favor~ But I can always use that rag on you before work so you don't have to clock in~? But that'll cause issues like a missing poster (which would be hot) so I guess I'll just fuck a load into your tight ass while I finger fuck your desperate cunt until you cum for me after kidnapping and taking you to an alleyway...and then let you go to work with my cum plugged up and kept inside of you. While I continue to stalk and tease you from the shadows until you finally clock out 🤭🔪

And you'd be a good girl for laying unconscious and tight for me to use and roughly breed you while moaning out loud how tight and good your holes feel as you can't even resist...so fucking hot~ I need to cum inside of you and all over your unconscious face...give you a pretty facial and take pictures and record me using your holes for my pleasure.

Atta girl...I've wanted nothing more than to make your pretty brain leak out through your pussy baby...such a good girl for me, hm? Keep blaming me though when I do these things to you...when you reassure me I'm not making you uncomfortable...it's kinda hot when you do that 🖤🤫😈

Awww but I know that made you ruin your panties, sis...and I can always find out right now whether you like it or not. Struggle if you want...it makes your big brother harder and more eager to find out and making you cum on my fingers and mouth before raping my not so innocent little sister again...I'll corrupt you and make you just as bad as you made me unable to resist you as payback always~ <3333

Omg I've...never been given the ability to control someone's toy before? If you did I'd LOVE to try it and tease you with it alongside my asks...another weapon, like a knife or a gun to wield to make you a horny, insatiable slut for me~

You naughty minx...💕🥵👀

Mhm...we're both disgusting and keep making each other worse and more fucked up in a hot way for both of us and I couldn't ask for anything better and wouldn't want it any other way either~ I'm glad you love it too and I missed you just as much my pretty mutual~ 💗

Awww that's so sweet 😭 😮😌 I'm only in and out all day because I've got stuff to do and can't brainrot on Tumblr often lol but it makes me happy you stay on to see me... >< I'm here when I can be and of course wanting to see you has motivated me to check at least once during the day and guaranteed at night so we could talk some more 🖤💜🫂

But I'd understand if you weren't here as much. Take your time for yourself. I guess I'll have to dm you sooner rather than later so we can check Tumblr for each other when we both have the time then lol

But please have a great night and sleep well and have the lewdest, happiest dreams~ And sorry not sorry if this makes you a horny mess in the morning lmaoooo to get ahead of future me. Would you tell me what panties you're gonna wear tomorrow to work if that's okay? 😇

I'll miss you...

Forever mine~ ; 3

Ahhh good morning!! 🥺💗 I hope you have a lovely day my beautiful mutual<3 I’m sorry we didn’t get to talk much last night! I have a shorter day today thankfully<3 so hopefully whenever you’re on tonight I’ll be able to stay up and talk with you! 🥺💗

And ahh I just can’t help it! I might say stop or no please but I secretly love it;’) especially when you don’t listen<3333 and ah yes, simply just returning the favor hm?💗

God do you know how embarrassed I would be if you stuffed me full, plugged me up and sent me to work with your cum in me<333 maybe after I get off you immediately find me again, taking me into another alley~ removing the plug and watching your cum leak out of me, all the while telling me how much of just a little slut I am for keeping a strangers cum inside of me allll day 💗💗💗😳

Ugh you seriously do things to me, so many things🖤🖤 I hope you know I’m just as crazy for you, I’ll definitely answer that ask as soon as I can bc it literally just made my heart melt ugh, the whole thing and I just wanna give it ( and also you ) the proper attention it deserves 🥺💗

And honestly I know you’re nervous so really just don’t do it until you’re absolutely sure you want to message<3 and honestly it wouldn’t be any different;’) I’m still going to tease you just as much as you tease me<3 💗💗 plus I want to show you concepts I’m working on currently;0 I want your opinion<333 💗

Ahh 💗🫣 I bet I would look so pretty with your cum covering my face, maybe you end up making me watch the video you took, the next day ☺️ making me watch how you used my unconscious slutty holes, making them yours<3 you’d reach over and put a hand inside my panties, seeing how wet I would get from watching it even though I may be crying☺️💗💗💗 I just can’t help but get wet from it

Agh I absolutely love everything you send to me;’) I’m glad the reassurance pushes you to feel more comfortable💗☺️ and I’m glad it’s a turn on;’) me just giving you the reassurance to be such a perv~ to tell me such messed up things you want to do to me 🥺 ugh and the fact I get wet from all the depraved stuff💗💗💗💗 ugh I love it so much<3 I hope you know I look forward to talking to you<3

Also it’s okay if you’re not on a lot either! I understand everyone gets busy 🥺💗 I just meant your notifications are all I have been looking for lately<3 you seemed to have distracted me;’)

Ahh I’m gonna end up being late for work heheh but I just wanted to reply to at least one and tell you I miss you my pretty mutual! And I hope you have a wonderful day<333 💗💗

[kindestofkings]

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ryan mcmahon x reader

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authors note: k so this is kinda an all over the place fic but I had a lot of fun making it so ENJOY! @orangeinecstasy a fellow ryan appreciator, thanks for the brainstorming 🫡

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yourusername oi have you listened to NOACF yet?? theres something special in tracks 8,9,10 and 17 or should I say someone 👀

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1975fan1 wow can't believe the 1975 broke their own no collabs rule for matty's girl of the week

yourusername you seeing this ratty? Im your girl of the week 😍😍 trumanblack wait JUST one week?? yourusername yeah so short! better cheat on me quick xxx 1975adam I just dont get you two...

rass75 celebration pints?

yourusername like you need any excuse hahah

trumanblack they're ALL special tracks thank you very much.

1975_fanbase the tumblr gays just overloaded thanks!

trumanblack anything for the cause 👍👍👍

ynfan1 really not a 1975 fan but jesus christ 2005 is so amazing, I just bought the album!

bedfordanes75 studio time was sick can we please do it again

yourusername I do need a producer for my next album...

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elijahhewson haha man you good? bobbyskeetz new day same crush inhalerfan1 omg you being a yn is everything!

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the1975 I'm in love with you. out now.

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yourusername its good to be back boys

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yourusername lover* trumanblack eh alright then

ynhealytruther ahhh I missed you guys so much, such a hot couple

1975fan1 since when have they confirmed they're dating??

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ynhealytruther this is confirmation right?? they HAVE to be dating

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ynfan1 ah I really hope not he's kinda old for her no?

1975fan2 yeah tbf it is like 10 years or something...

1975fan1 I hope so they are the definition of bi panic

1975fan2 ew hope not shes kinda ugly

ynhealytruther absolutely no yn slander excepted here! move on with your hate

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yourusername someone just said stop writing songs about sad things and blowjobs. best joke I've ever heard!

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1975fan1 are you guys dating?? just confirm it already

1975fan2 class music video!!

ynfan1 please date someone else, hes too old for you!!

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man's (celeb) crush is in a relationship (we think) so he's turning to the drink 😔

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inhalerfan1 its yourusername isn't. cause same joshjenkinson_ cause there was defo a chance before hand!

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ynfanclub guys I'm at yourusernames's secret session ah! look this is her face when people asked if she was dating matty. adorble!!! and THEN HE CAME OUT AND THEY SANG JESUS CHRIST 2005

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ynhealytruther oh what a day !!!

ynhealytruther my literal parents

ynfan1 hes literal so old ewww

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yourusername dw guys he checked my id AND sang robbers beforehand !!

rass75 have you two ever been serious about anything in your lives? yourusername what do you mean I'm taking this job of being matthew healy's controversially young alleged girlfriend VERY SERIOUSLY 😤 trumanblack serious is my middle name mate 😍🔥🤠😎 rass75 why did I even ask....

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yourusername Ireland I am in you. and loving you as per usual! my (second) favourite Irish artist asked me to stop by at his home gig 😢 so so honoured andrew <3

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ynfan1 I cant believe this, I'M GOING TO HIS SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT!!!

lucydacus parents.

ynfan2 you said it.

inhalerfan1 bestie for research purposes I need to know who's your fav??

yourusername hmmm research purposes you say .... 🤔 inhalerfan1 ahhh hi omgomgomgomg hello

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yourusername psa: offically go ON THE RECORD that I am not dating anyone of these wonderful human beings that are my friends. although they are very beautiful and even hotter, we're all just a homies that are a lil bit fruity 💅

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trumanblack wait what?? I thought we were married? what am I telling the kids ???

yourusername tell em their mother is in her hot girl era and their dad's a LOSER

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1975fan1 yay! theres still a chance 😎

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AHH how we doing?? Go read part two please 🫶🏼

part 2

[panelshowsource]

Who would you like to see on BFQOTY that has never made an appearance before?

okay i always take these kinds of asks too seriously but pls bare with me!!

when it comes to panel shows there is a spectrum of preparation: on the far left is a show like mock the week, where literally everything apart from a very smol amount of relevant banter is pre-prepared by the panel (they're given the news stories & scenes we'd like to see ahead of time, the standup categories are chosen around their pre-written bits, and so on); and on the other end of that spectrum is a show like big fat quiz, where the only thing you really prepare is potentially a team name. so — to answer this question i'm thinking about people who are very willing and very good at joining in, people who will comfortably banter with jimmy, people who don't always wait their turn to speak (which works better on a show like, say, 8 out of 10 cats). obviously jimmy throws to each team whilst the teams' answers are being revealed, but for the show to really succeed you need a lot more chat and goofing around and camaraderie than that — so who are some of these confident, friendly, funny people?

well let's get this out of the way we need victoria on bfq right? it helps a lot she's irl pals with jimmy so their dynamic is very comfy and she would probably have so much to say about the news or even admonishing the amount of tiktok-related questions LMAO it's great to imagine her with david but also what about team victoria and lee mack?? THE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE IT

nicola coughlan, graham norton, alan cumming, catherine tate (omg catherine and lee...please GOD...), huge davies, get me a doctor let's go jodie whittaker baybay or our man ncuti, would love to see some drag queens like miss lawrence chaney and the viv of course but there are sooo many amazing uk drag stars, kathy burke, ed gamble, morgana robinson, maggie aderin-pocock

get me my man. joe wilkinson. put him with roisin and one white onion

fuck it go big or go home: jennifer saunders and joanna lumley, fry and laurie(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), tennant and sheen (or tennant and tennant frankly georgia ily), the mighty boosh???

wildcard answer jordan north and william hanson? is that just me? i know jordan has done celeb juice a few times and he was great but i also know in my soul william would be fucking good on a panel show, and their friendship is too sweet

cheating but i'd love to see guz khan back on but with a different partner? i fockin love sarah but strategically speaking for lulz imo that year i think it should have ben judi & guz and sarah & jonathan. i understand wanting to change it up and give us new kinds of teams but i don't think those were the people to do it with. also bring back charlie brooker i have charlie brooker withdrawals........ (charlie on wilty in a couple weeks!!! ahhh!!!)

i'd love to see so many people!!! okay i am done with the longest response ever (do you guys ever read these like 'girl just answer the question')! what about you?? who do you want?

[a-romantics-guide-to-life]

Tumblr was glitching out so for some reason I was seeing posts of yours from days ago, and I saw your idea about Billy and his lover being reincarnated and I RAN to your blog to see if you had said anything else about it, and I was SO EXCITED TO SEE THAT ITS IN YOUR DRAFTS OMG THRJFJJDDHSJ. That’s the most beautiful and romantic idea I’ve heard in a long time, seriously can’t wait <33

OMG I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING TO THIS SOONER!!! AHHH, I am so glad you liked the idea that spouted from me and my friends shenanigans! YOU ARE LITERALLY SO SWEET!!!

I have been working on this WIP (as well as my other corio fic) BUT I FEEL SO BAD FOR LEAVING YOU HANGING SO HERE IS A LIL BLURB FROM THE FIRST PART!!!

Billy loved Billy the Kid. Your very own kid brother, WIlliam, had declared his own nickname to be Billy because of just how much he loved the famous old western outlaw. He printed and weathered his wanted posters, filling the four tiny walls of his room at your fathers ranch. He even begged you and your father to teach him how to shoot just so he can connect with his hero.  He even roped you into sewing him trousers and a blouse just like the Kid wore in his iconic wanted photo. Billy even stole your fathers hats and boots and your wine red cardigan. He would walk outside, toothpick in mouth, and walk around, playing pretend. He’d pretend that he was in the famed Lincoln County War, surrounded by Jesse Evans and his gang of misfits employed under Murphy and the House. He’d use his pretend gun and shoot all the bad guys down just as Billy the Kid had as he fought for his life in the burning McSween house.

THANK YOU AGAIN ANON, YOU ARE SO SWEET AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS EXCERPT FROM THE FIRST PART!!!

side note: your brother is DEFINITELY NOT the reincarnation of billy and I hope that was clear enough but please do tell me if it's a little confusing!

[cbsghostsmetasandtrevor]

Ghosts 3x4 Episode thoughts

I am super excited for this. I love going in with complete blindness.

It's made the show so much better. Also, seriously spoiling some stuff in the preview commercial just now.

I love the Halloween stuff.

LMAO at Thor's excitement! He's cute - ohhhhh Sam's response was good.

"Not exactly like a kid on Christmas."

OMG - Sass and Hetty. They are funny.

They are such dorks.

The ghosts are so not great.

Awww "Not the package Thor" - Get arms sliced off.

Hetty has no chill. Apple picking is fun.

I love the faces on Isaac/Trevor's faces when Pete's wife showed up.

Wait, did I miss it - Did Trevor do this?

Oh Pete's so not ready for this.

Ohhhhh Pete/Jay without Jay hearing his support.

Uh oh uh oh.

She's dying from choking? On donut holes????

Also love the seance and 50 year old bag of weed.

Also Trevor/Sass sitting together a lot.

Jay! OMG

Also, what is up with the way Isaac is sitting? It's very .... sexy posy.

OOOOOOOH. That was great - them seeing that.

NO ONE THERE TO WITNESS CAROL'S DEATH???

I love that they really want to see Flower :)

Ohhhhh Jay. Oh, oh, Jay.

Ahhh Jay's ghost notes.

That was definitely graphic, Sass.

Isaac suggesting Jay do it.

Poor Jay, he's so going to do it.

Awww Thor! That's so cute.

Sam lying about the possibility of the parts.

I love Sam as a pumpkin!!!! And them mocking her.

OMG OMG OMG OMG.

Sam talking to Carol not knowing!!!!

I LOVE that they still don't know!!!

OH Poor Pete! "Meow Meow". - Isaac trying to get him to join.

I love how this party is so big! It's perfect!

OMG OMG OMG. "You win the costume contest."

Trevor being like "WE GOTTA TELL SAM"

Sam putting a foot down! And Hetty being like "Well, guess we can't tell her or do anything."

Awwwww the friends are like "AH SAM."

I can't believe she hasn't realized she's talking to a ghost.

"Found the corpse"

OMG they think they killed her???

Hetty being like "Well, I would tell her but she said no." (outdated advice).

They are so freaked out and Jay is NOT Helping!

GOD THIS IS DELIVERING!

I love how cheerful the ghosts are about it.

Jay found her ring!!! COME ON FLOWER!

The ghosts not telling her about Carol 'cause they're made at her!

THEM RUNNING!

OH PETE!

The faces on Isaac and Trevor!

Technically she's right - right about his LIONS!??? SASS OMG.

They thinking that they're murderers!

HOLY FUCK! NO ONE TOLD PETE????

The screaming! No one at the party noticing????

Sass is like "couple of things..."

WOWWWWWW!

Sam is right to be upset!

That is ironic! Honestly!

"The coroner's on the way clearing out the party."

"Since that is all I am good for."

Aww Pete, "What did I do to the Universe?"

This is so fucking funny.

Love Carol asking questions and Trevor's like "Not now".

Just saying, Sam was right to yell at them. and they were petty.

Also, no Isaac speech???

"Hello, my lions!"

So... we're waiting on the last minute... I really hope they don't just sent Carol off 'cause Pete needs to yell at her first!

Carol's questions.... "Let it soak in"

Jay! You're not helping!

Trevor is like "CAROL we're in the middle of something!"

Nothing is happening!

OMG OMG OMG Flower is DOWN A WELL????

YES FLOWER IS NOT GONE!

A wonder if Carol's questions will lead to a nod to Jay's ghost manual!

I love that everyone's like On Pete's Side! YESSSSS.

I'm excited, this was awesome!

TALK TO ME PEOPLE :)

[fatuismooches]

FUCK I TOTALLY FORGOT TO SEND YOU AN ASK ABOUT THE FIC... i just got hit full force but like 89831 different fucking projects all at once MY BAD POOKIE BUT UGHHHHHHH oh my god.... part 2??? yes.. all of it is soooo YESS

YESS you visualized everything what you've been talking about how reader would react when they first wake up after centuries and honestly hella realistic EVEN THOUGH I JUST WANNA HOLD READER AND KISS THEIR FOREHEAD 😭😭😭

reader interacting with the segments has my HEARTTT oh my god.. especially omega.. he's SUCH A DEVIOUS MOTHERFUCKEGUJK,,, also reader naming the segments UGHHH i adore that idea so much pleaseee ,, i love how the segments who didn't give a shit suddenly changed their minds when reader said they wanna give them names... THE SWITCH UP AND THE IMMEDIATE DENIAL...

READER MEETING BABY ZANDY ,,, FUCKINGG hell got me sooo soft i wanna hold baby zandy and treat him soo nicely 🥹🥹

ALSO YESS omgg,,, this part has me sooo fucking soft like reader making friends??? with the other harbingers??? i love it... omg they'd be such good besties with columbina,, i think pantalone helps reader adjust to present time as well, especially with it comes with money or the economy (if you ever ask him about it)

but oh.... to top it all off nicely, you gotta sneak in some subtle angst!!! smh... (im so proud of you tho!! like yasss sis feed me sad shit >:333) poor scara and reader :( i think they would've gotten along if reader wasn't dottore's lover n' scara wasn't dottore's experiment ,,,

ALL IN ALL. fuck you pookie im not excited for the next two parts (im kidding I AM IM JUST... NOT READY... pleas epost it next year so i'll be ready enough thank you /jjj) NO SERIOUSLY THIS TIME,, THIS WAS SOOO GOOOD and i love it so much, really popped off honestly (evil laughs because it's dottore)... like im soo happy to see how much you've grown esp thru writing !!!

have a good day pookie, im going back to my grave where i died for the next few days 💗💗

ALSO I WAS GONNA SEND IN ANOTHER DOTTORE IDEA but i fucking forgot again. FUCKS SAKE i hate not writing shit down...

POOKS DONT EVEN WORRY!! Just make sure to take care of yourself ok?? School can really be an ass i understand-

BUT OMG GRENFRG AHHH YOU'RE MAKING ME SMILE TOO MUCH POOKIE AHHWQ I'm so happy you liked it 🥺 BUT NGL I WANNA GIVE READER THE BIGGEST HUG TOO 😭 i put them through too much don't i 😭 dw they will be getting Dottore comfort next chapter!!

Bro i love writing Omega as a devious mf so much 😭 IM SO GLAD U LIKED THAT PART BC I WAS GIGGLING TO MYSELF ABT HOW THEY DGAF ABT THINGS BUT THEN SUDDENLY THEYRE INTERESTED WHEN UR A PART OF IT

AND YESSSS READER MAKING FRIENDS RAHHHH that part was probably really long for a Dottore fic but. i feel like having friends is so important and fragile reader really deserve some niceness in their lives 🥺 AND OMG NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. Fragile reader would be freaking blown away from inflation. i don't know how prices were four hundred years ago but they would probably be shocked to their core when they see how much expensive things are now?? imagine fragile reader trying to stop Dottore from buying things for them because of how expensive things are now, and they're having flashbacks to being a broke Akademiya student 😭 And Dottore is just honestly finding it amusing to see you freak out and beg him to save his money (it's okay, he's a Harbinger he's loaded) (as long as he's not spending it on experiments)

BUT YEAH MAYBE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... reader and Scara could have been friends :( we'll never know... but yasss i will continue to feed you sad shit >:) hehe I CANT WAIT TO POST THE FINAL PART!! ngl the ending of the fic was like. the first thing i wrote for it because it hit me and i was like i CANT forget this. im telling you pookie its gonna be pretty juicy. BUT THANK YOU YOU'RE BEING SO KIND AHHH it's really sweet of you. thank you for being here for so long in my writing journey (and my descent into Dottore madness) ily 🥺

[blueberrypancakesworld]

Are you okay and confortable with writing for Baelor Breakspear? I read the Hedge Knight comic yesterday and OMG Baelor is so 😩😩😩😩😩 and he is sitting like he knows he is fine 😭

Sun dragon prince of goodness and duty

Baelor Targaryen (son of Daeron the II) x fem!reader

warning : kissing, injury/comfort, mention of brutality during a tournament, alcohol

Summary : The heir to the throne of the realm finds himself at a tournament at Ashford Meadow not only to set things right and fulfill his duty, but also to reunite with a certain innkeeper and puppeteer whose paths had crossed on a few occasions for reasons of devotion and duty.

info : Ahhh i am so happy about the request dear anon ( not only more for the Targaryen Tuesday) also so happy and yes Baelor is one of the few really sincerely good ,,sexy" knights and men in asoiaf. So have fun here and all the others as well ;)

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The year two hundred and nine after Aeon's conquest, a year in which the empire once seemed peaceful. Peaceful for King Daeron the Second and his heir to the throne, his first son Baelor, named after his great grandfather's cousin.

Even if he had nothing in common with him, except perhaps the name and his goodness, they were all the more different in appearance. The blood of the dragon mingled with the sun and the strong spear of Dorne. A sun dragon.

A prince with the blood of two strong houses, former enemies and yet there were always whispers of enemies. A Targaryen without Targaryen appearances could ever be an heir to the throne.

There were always whispers but the realm loved its heir a man of middle age handsome to the ladies of the realm, a man of honor to the lords, kind to those who needed help and the common people and with duties and honors he took seriously.

Like the dragon himself, he was dangerous to those who threatened his family but gentle to his friends and his people. But in this year after the conquest a tournament of the house Ashford took place a tournament to celebrate not only the birthday the thirteenth name day of the daughter of Lord Ashford and also to crown the queen of love and beauty.

The tournament was attended by candidates from other high and lesser houses as well as the princes of the realm. In black armor, dragons resembled mementos of their house symbol and the creatures they had once mounted to make the skies theirs. But the highborn princes Targaryen came riding into the tournament on horseback.

The dark eyes of the Targaryen, only a few years older, lay with joy on the people as they arrived, raising his hand to wave to his friends, the Houses and the people. ,,Everyone seems to be looking forward to the games," he said to his companions.

His lord and house heir friends who rode behind him agreed, friends from childhood and tournament participants with whom he had shared wine and bread.

,,Wretched only here for the bread," he heard the murmur of his nephew, his brother's son, and unfortunately also the bad one of this Targaryen whose coin seemed to choose madness.

The madness was slowly spreading and he had already tried several times to show him the right way but his nephew well he was a different dragon he was a Targaryen with light hair and deep violet eyes a being not of this world.

He rode a little closer to his relative and said in a calm voice, ,,Surely the high-born ladies are looking at you in awe of your stately armor, nephew," and looked a little surprised at first before seeing the satisfied grin and the prince rode ahead a little faster with his hand raised in greeting.

Another simple problem solved, however much the coin fell Baelor could make it spin a little further. But even though he enjoyed taking part in tournaments, enjoying the festivities and drinking and eating with his new and old friends, there was one thing in particular that he would visit during the tournament.

Of course after he had taken care of Lord Ashford and presented his daughter with a jewel of the crown, ,,Such bright eyes need a stone to match them my lady" said the heir to the throne and knelt down around the smaller girl who had red cheeks and a grin on her lips.

Everyone wished to be her, each of the women and maybe even a few other noble men. Baelor gently took the girl's hand and slowly put the necklace on her before he gave a consolation to the king in the name of his father and everyone joined in, even the two pairs of eyes standing far behind���the prince would come to them sooner or later.

,,Forgive me my lord and lady, I would like to take care of the people, they also have plans that I am happy to follow" the prince apologized and left the table of the elder, his dark eyes already fixed on the two stands on his way across the large grassy and sandy earthy square.

He watched the tall woman with the black hair as she skillfully made the little wooden knight move with her fingers while her partner steered the flying red kite above the doll. Still so talented he thought and a smirk came to his lips as he saw her brief reciprocating look of love and then her nod towards the tent next to the puppet theater.

Thanking her with a coin that landed lightly in the bowl, he went into the larger tent next to it, an open tavern with fresh bread, roast meat, soup and some fish from the river.

As he sat down at one of the tables, the greetings from those around him were not yet too warm, most of them were already waiting in the stands, but some wanted something to eat. ,,Have a wonderful day, my Prince Baelor… I hope the roast tasted good?" he heard a voice and from behind a flap she emerged, the traveling companion and friend of Tanselle, a woman as young as the puppeteer, her eyes captivating him, a body he had often loved and her lovely fingers playing with the light strands in his hair.

,,You too my hostess I will pay you again and again for such a good piece of meat you must make more…you could come to the royal kitchen?" he suggested with a grin when he saw her feigned excitement and joy, ,,Oh indeed my lord!" she exclaimed happily before she came closer to him and sat down at the table and they exchanged glances.

She could lose herself in his handsome eyes over and over again. Even if he didn't look like a Targaryen, he was the best dragon there ever was. Before they got closer there was a brief hesitation to see if anyone was there but the rest was gone, his rough big hands on her neck pulling her closer to him and her delicate hands holding onto him before they lost themselves in a kiss.

The smell of leather, sword and fire always surrounded the prince while he found the exotic spices and various ingredients on her, a sign of their travels.

Journeys on which she had sailed and ridden across Westeros and Essos with her partner. She always came back with new recipes and little things to share and Baelor loved to listen, finding it engaging and completely enchanting how devoted she was to her cause.

The little emotions in her eyes always watching her hands telling the stories and her sweet voice trying to echo the sounds and voices was absolutely incredible to him. ,,My heart belongs to you for this," he murmured as he detached himself and stroked the small book on her belt in which she recorded new ideas and thoughts - thoughts that had already made the prince blush like a virgin several times.

Words of the heir to the throne that made her blush and let her fingers wander absently through his dark hair with the overlooked white strands here and there. ,,For your good heart I am yours Baelor…besides, Tanselle senses when someone is as good as you and she stands up for that too," she replied and continued to play with the prince's crisp dark hair while his deep eyes lay on her, his heart beating calmly in tune with her breathing.

Despite the world out there beyond the tent, the tournament, the brutality, fighting and death, whenever they were together he seemed to be not only dutiful but also completely devoted to someone other than the throne and his father.

But as much as she loved him, she had always loved him after he had saved her from Aerion, who had disagreed with the food and the dolls' entertainment, his blow had knocked her to the ground, the armor had made her cheek bleed, and Tanselle had found one of her dolls broken.

Baelor had slapped his nephew back and stood up for her, replacing the doll for Tanselle and paying for it. But his kindness was for the woman in front of him, his fingers running over the small scar on her cheek, her head in his hand and the contented sound.

He was always gentle with her, even when he had brought her to his tent, cleaned her cheek with a damp cloth and personally applied the healing tincture. Her stammering words had ended with a kiss and it was no different now. It was a bittersweet reunion of a sun dragon and a traveling lady who always found each other with their hearts in their hands.

,,If only it could always be tournaments like this and you here without injury," she murmured as the noise outside increased and Lord Ashford's speech of thanks was probably delivered.

A sentence that made him laugh sadly and yet he slowly rose with a sigh, his arms wrapped around her soft body and he held her close in an intimate embrace as he kissed the top of her head, ,,Don't worry my love I haven't lost a tournament I won't lose anything today I'll be back with you soon" he said his hand caressing her cheek one last time and the look of uselessness disappeared from her eyes with a slow nod.

,,And I will wait as always my Prince Baelor" she curtsied and waved to him as he walked out of the tent not knowing that in this year two hundred and nine after Aegon's conquest their love would be put to a test greater and harder than any tournament they had ever been to.

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