#but she's not dating Perfect Gentle husband. that's too much. too intimidating for someone scared of the prospect of raising her kids

[danse--macabre]

Increasingly I think the strongest argument for jaheira hooking up with astarion and having some messy on-off casual situationship for about a decade is because she only dates irresponsible men who are worse at parenting than her

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Kiro - Cruel comments [Smut]

How OC (Bella) reacts when images of her and Kiro’s relationship are leaked and the fans are not happy. Smut and wee bit of fluff cause its Kiro and he’s frigging adorable and hugely under appreciated.

Smut and NSFW content.

You sobbed slightly as you flicked through the comments on social media, watching the endless stream of comments run across your eyes.

‘Seriously who is she?’

‘Why is Kiro HOLDING HER HAND!’

‘Is she ill? Is Kiro taking care of the sick people?’

‘What is Kiro doing!! My husband is touching another woman’

All subtle comments from fans posted on a photo the press had leaked of Kiro and you holding hands as you walked out a building together. You admitted you didn’t look great but you’d been on set all day and wasn’t exactly expecting the swarm of hidden paparazzi outside. You couldn’t help but sob uncontrollably, the painstaking words hurt you, even though they were only words. Kiro’s fans were so loyal and dedicated, they were the main reason you had not publicly announced you were a couple, regardless of dating for months. 

A knock at your front door distracted you and you opened it to see Gavin standing there.

“I saw the comments online, are you okay?” He asked, a slight blush to his cheeks and you give a nod with a smile. You invited him in. 

“You didn’t have to come,”.

“I wanted to come, I wanted to check you was okay,”.

“Thank you, it’s just a bit hard, some comments are so cruel,”.

“I know, I’ve seen them, his fans are scary, you need to be careful,”. You giggle slightly at his comment and shake your head.

“I’m not scared by teenage girls,” A comment you would live to regret. 

Kiro had been on tour to promote his newest tv show meaning you had to face the oncoming abuse alone. The first day after the photos had been released, you were on your way to work when you saw some girls staring at you with anger. The following day they were the again only it had gone from two to a group of nearly 20, all eyes staring at you and it made you beyond uncomfortable. By day three it felt like a swarm, each set of eyes following you and your movement, like a lion eyeing up a helpless gazelle. That was when you had to call Gavin, you wanted to reach for Kiro but he was in a whole other city, what help would he be. 

“Come on, just keep walking,” Gavin said, reassuring you, even though he was pure muscle even he felt intimidated by the hoard of girls that had appeared. You managed to keep it together until you heard it.

“She’s not even that pretty, what does Kiro see in her” The harsh comment burned into your brain and you felt tears begin to roll down your cheeks. Gavin shielded you and led you away before turning to comfort you.

“Have you spoken to Kiro?” He softly asks you. 

“N-no he-he’s on tour I don't want to distract him,” You sobbed through your tears.

“Bella, you need to tell him, this is abuse, ignore their words please, I think you're beautiful,” He whispers before mumbling the end as he wipes away your tears. Your breath hitched as you tried to calm yourself down before looking up at Gavin. He had a slightly blush on his cheeks as he gazed back at you.

*Click*

You both heard the click and saw the flash before turning to see what was happening. One of the girls had followed you and ran off, she had captured a sweet comforting moment between you and Gavin. 

“You need to speak to Kiro, come on let's get you home,” As he gently squeezes your hold, guiding you back home. 

By the time you had got home social media was already blowing up.

“Girl spotted with Kiro now prays on to next victim”

“Mystery girl clearly moves on”

“Has she broken our Kiro’s heart?”

All you wanted was to see and talk to Kiro but he wasn’t here. You dialled his number but it went to voicemail. What if he saw the image? What if he got the wrong idea and thought something was going on between Gavin and you? Surely not, he knew how much you valued his friendship. But then again, the image spoke a thousand words if you didn’t know the situation. Unable to speak to Kiro, the abuse, false stories, the herd and the girl's comment rang through your head and it became too much as you sobbed into your pillow.

You knew dating Kiro would be difficult at times, but this? This was cruel and harsh, you felt sorry for Kiro having to deal with this all through his career but he never came in the wrong light. He was a sweetheart in their eyes, and yours, but what had you done to deserve these comments? You adore Kiro with all your heart, you knew you had fallen in love with him, but you couldn’t do this…

You had finally managed to fall asleep, after much tossing and turning, you wanted to be with Kiro but he would never be yours, you would always share him with his fans and clearly they didn’t take to you. You had switched your phone off, the endless stream of comments and re-sharing of the photo of Gavin and you were dominating your platforms. You knew when you next spoke to Kiro, things had to end, you weren't strong enough to deal with this.

A rapid banging at your door startled you from your sleep. You clutched your bedsheets, it was 3 am, who was here. Your face went white, what if it was one of Kiro’s fans… The knocking started again and you slowly crept to the floor, grabbing a slipper and holding it close to you, if anything happened to you at least you could try retaliating with some kind of weapon. You kept the chain locked and slowly opened the door before you saw him. His blonde hair was sticking to his face, he was panting slightly.

“Kiro?” You asked as you opened the door, seeing his standing in front of you. Was this a dream?

“I know I’m being stupid, please tell me I’m being stupid and that photo isn’t wasn’t it’s saying online” He panted as he looked at you. 

“Kiro what are you doing here? Your supposed to be on tour,”.

“Please, please tell me it’s nothing,” He pleaded.

“He was comforting me, that was all, I tried to call you but it went to voicemail, I turned my phone off,” You yawned. You took Kiro’s hand and pulled him inside, sitting him down on the sofa. You felt your eyes tear up, you had to do this now.

“Why was he comforting you?”.

“It’s nothing, Kiro look we need to talk-”

“It’s not nothing, I’m your boyfriend please tell me,” He says softly, reaching forward and taking your hand. As you blink a tear escapes, he was so perfect and he was yours but you couldn’t have it no more.

“It was just a run in with one of your fans,”.

“What happened,”.

“It’s fine, look Kiro-”.

“Tell me” He said with a stern voice that shook you a little. Kiro was always so soft and gentle, this was the first time you heard him raise his voice. 

“Your fans, it started with the comments online, then they began swarming me on my way to work and it just got too much, I had to ask Gavin to escort me because it made me feel so uncomfortable, then… then one made a comment towards me and it got to much and he was just comforting me but one of your fans followed us and they twisted it completely,” You began but ended up sobbing and Kiro pulled you close to his chest, stroking your hair.

“I’m so sorry, you should have called me the first day with the comment,” He whispers against your hair, holding you tight to him as you sobbed into his chest.

“Kiro, I can’t do this,” You sobbed even harder against him, your tears soaking through his shirt.

“Gavin rang me, he told me everything, he told me what horrible thing that girl said, how upset and scared you, so I raced back here as fast as I could,” He said, holding you tighter. He was just so caring.

“But your tour,” You whispered and looked up at him.

“I’ve postponed it, you're more important than any promotional tour,” He said, cradling you tight to him.

“I’ll address my fans, I don’t want to hide this anymore, I want the world to know I love you , I don’t care what the fans think, all I care about is you and making sure your safe,” He whispers and leans down, pressing a kiss to you as you grip his jacket.

“I love you too Kiro,” You manage between kisses as the passion between you build up. You’d hadn’t seen him in weeks and it was rare you got time alone like this, even if it was stupid am. As things got heated he pushed you back gently, so you lay against the sofa, his lips still in contact with your as his fingers undid your silk pyjama top. You arched your back slightly, giving him easy access to slip it off, his fingers grazing over your exposed nipples causing you moan into his mouth.

“I’ve missed you so much,” He whispered as he placed kisses down your neck before his mouth met your breasts. You let out a low moan and his mouth takes you nipple, wetting it before moving to the other, subconsciously you begin to grind your lower half against him, feeling his strong erection against your thin material shorts. 

“I missed you too-Ah” You moaned as he bit sharply onto your collarbone, your fingers tugged at the material of his hoodie and within a second it was gone. You ran your fingers down his toned chest, with the amount of snacks you find him indulging into it's a surprise how he���s still so toned. Your fingers stop as you reach his trousers before undoing them.

“Someone’s eager, Miss. Chips,” He mutters as he places kisses down your exposed stomach before taking your shorts hem into his mouth and pulling them off. The sight was breathtaking as he dropped them from his teeth and spread your legs, since you’d been in bed alone you had no panties on and your soaking core was on show to him.

“Only for you… fuck, fuck Kiro!” You cry as his fingers tease your clit before running down your soaked fold. He gives you a mischievous grin before sink a finger into you and thrusting into you. Your back aches slightly and the moans slip from you as another finger enters into you. He knew exactly where to touch you, where made you cry his name on repeat. Your eyes roll back whilst your hips thrust against his hand, still pumping into you and curling, hitting that intense spot inside you. 

“That's it, cry my name, tell everyone who’s you are,” He groans as you tighten around him, ‘kiro’ constantly falling from your mouth. One more curl against your sweet spot and he had you undone, pulsing around his fingers.

“Oh-Kiro..Oh!” You cry in pleasure at your orgasm, your hips bucking but Kiro holds them in place with his other hand. He continues to pump into, letting you ride out the intense pleasure you had experience before removing them and sucking them clean. You almost came from the sight. Slightly breathless, you sit up and reach once more for his trousers, your eyes hazed with lust.

“Ah, ah, this is all about you, making you feel better, now let me take care of you,” He groaned as he pulled down his trousers and boxers, his erection springing free, standing solid and proud. 

He pushes you back down, your lips once again meeting before settling between your legs, he bends your knees so the bottom of your feet are lying flat on the sofa and kneels up. He breaks the kiss as he pushes himself into you, his hands planted firmly onto your hips as your back arches from the sensation. He gives you a few seconds to adjust before thrusting into you, the moans spewing from your lips giving him encouragement to increase his speed. He watched as one of your hands get lost in your hair, the other holding your breast, tugging at your nipple as they bounced to his thrusts. He takes one hand and places it under your lower back, helping to deepen the angle and within one thrust you cried his name in ecstasy. 

“K-Kiro-Oh-Oh god there,” You manage between moans, your skin tingling on fire as he thrusts deeply into you, hitting the spot that would undone you in seconds. Your hips began to thrash, your back fully arching off the sofa and the hand in your hair moved down to toy with your clit. The sight for Kiro was too much and he groaned your name, his hips snapping against you before releasing his load into you triggering you and your release. You pulsed intensely around him, yours eyes screwed tightly shut as tears ran from them, his name repeatedly falling from your mouth.

“You're so beautiful,” Kiro whispered into your ear as he was spooning you, the pair of you basking in your afterglow. 

“That was so intense,” You were still panting from the high intensity session you had both endured.

“I promise you, first thing we get this whole mess sorted, I won’t have anyone harming the woman I love,” He says, pressing sweet kisses to your shoulder, his arms wrapped around your waist and you fall asleep feeling safe in his arms. 

The following morning Kiro did a live stream and you was doing your best to avoid being pulled onto the camera.

“So you see guys, this is Miss.Chips,” He said and playfully tugged you so you landed in his lap, your face going red.

“Kiro!” You cried and tried to cover your face but Kiro pulled them away laughing.

“And I love her, I love her so much and I know you’ll all love her too,” His gaze was fixed fully on you, not on the camera or the comments flooding in, he looked at you as if you was the only person in the world.

“I love you too,” You whisper as he leans forward and kisses you softly before giving you his famous smile.

“So please, don’t harass her, swarm her, make horrible comments about her, follow her, take photos and twist situations, respect her please, otherwise I’ll retire,” His tone was serious and you looked at him shocked, his career was everything to him. With that he ended the video and wrapped his arms around you, resting his head on your shoulder.

“See I told you they would love you,” He whispered as he flicks through the comments with you.

‘Sweetest couple ever’

‘Kiro, why did you keep her hidden for so long! She’s adorable’

‘I want someone to look at me at how Miss.Chips look at Kiro!’

Your heart melts at the comment and you relax against Kiro’s chest. 

“They can love you as much as they want, but their not allowed to love you like I do,” He mumbles against your neck before pressing kisses down it and gently biting it, causing you to moan slightly. 

“I’m going to make you feel so good, I’m going to make love to you for every mean comment you read,”.

“I think we might be here for a long time Kiro,” You panted as one hand fondles your breast over your top, the other running up between your thighs, sweet kisses being placed against your neck.

“Good thing I cleared my schedule then,” And with that you spent the rest of the day feeling the love Kiro had for you.

[eenefangirlanalysis]

Jimmy is accidentally found out as May complains how her sisters are such fashion hogs.

“PLEASE! DON”T HURT ME!” Jimmy pleads upon being found out.

“Looks like someone left something in their pocket!”

It’s strange to see May act this way.

I honestly thought she changed and was going to explore more of her independent side.

Some fans wouldn’t consider Hanky Panky Hullabaloo canon. With Sarah and Jimmy being fairies, and the events from the episode are never brought up again. The only reason we know that it was a canon episode is Edd’s Valentine to Eddy is seen in May I Have This Ed.

May has always stalked the Ed’s. I feel this is rather out of character for her. She’s the funny, dim-witted and kind one of her trio. Like Ed.

Since the Kanker’s have agreed to back off the Ed’s letting the boys come to them that doesn’t mean they give other characters a free card. The Ed’s have made an impact on their life. Their message doesn’t register fully in their heads. If they want to show the Ed’s they have changed and have become more mature and trust worthy then they should treat the world differently.

The world hasn’t treated the Kanker’s right. The kids are the world. That’s why they capture them.

Marie points out that its ‘what’s his face’.

The Kanker’s have never made an effort to learn the names of the neighborhood kids. They even refer to Jonny as this in one episode.

What point would it have made? The girls don’t like the kids. They lead a different life from them. Since the kids aren’t accepting towards different lifestyles the Kanker’s find it pointless to even make a friendship with them. 

How often were/are the girls bullied? It must have affected them to the point where they only want to hang out with each other. They’ve moved multiple times never having a chance to get to know anybody. And their mother never encouraged making friendships. I think she’s scared to let her daughters out into the world because the biological fathers may have abused them. The Kanker’s Mom never had a positive impact on the world.

The Kanker’s Mother is one of my favorite of the parents in the eene world. She is a hard working strong willed woman trying to keep a roof over her three daughters. She has made mistakes but learned to overcome them instead of living in the past. The may not have steered her daughters in the right direction but she always taught them to stand up for themselves.

The girls surround Jimmy as if they’re predators lurking over the kill.

This use of POV shots, or above shots as I call them, really sells that unsettling feeling. You’re trapped with three girls who have had quite a history in your neighborhood. And now you have no idea what they’re going to do to you.

May decides that they should call Jimmy, ‘Dutch’.

The name Dutch mainly abbreviates to a dutch man. According to TheNameMeaning.com Dutch has become a popular baby boy name as of recently. Around 2010. When Big Picture Show was released. 

“A little far from home aren’t you, dutch?”

May believes ‘Dutch’ could use a diaper change as she forced him to lie down on the ground. 

TW: Kanker’s Raping the Ed’s Theories [Can Skip if you Want]

Oh, this is so unsettling. I know there have been multiple fan theories which have stated that the Kanker’s may have raped the Ed’s. No matter how unsettling they are such as Lee trapping Eddy in the shower while both are fully clothed, trapping them in a shed, and locking them in the girls bathroom I have never been given the feeling that they have ever raped them. 

I can easily see these scenarios as something their mother would have done at their age. Their mother raised them better then that. She has learned from her own mistakes. And I also think the girls are not who they show themselves to the world as. They have only kissed the Ed’s several times on their face. 

The girls don’t care about their image. They must know what rumors fly around about them. I think they’d rather remain anonymous to the world with little social contact. It’s a tough argument to consider but the Kanker’s have never raped the Ed’s. 

Each Kanker has a different intention on their use with Jimmy.

May pretends that Jimmy is a baby. She puts him in a diaper gently rocks him. 

I get a more motherly vibe off May. She wants to one day get married and have children. This scene still inspects how May is trying to express her independent side. Although I theorized before they she may have been making new friends I think it’s been for her socially. She’s still been trying.

Lee’s intention is to date Jimmy. 

I’ve noticed that Lee’s views on man aren’t the healthiest.

Remember in Nagged to Ed where each Kanker drew a picture on their depiction of what their relationship would look like with each Ed? Lee’s automatically skips the first date, dating, and goes right to a wedding. 

Lee was the first born. I believe that the Kanker’s Mother was seventeen or close to it when she had Lee. And then in only two years Marie and May are born. Lee had to witness her mother trying to get her life together as she moved from house to house, boyfriend to boyfriend, and multiple fights. Out of the sisters Lee knows how to stand up for herself. She’s practically the mother. And she plays the leader. 

Lee and Eddy have more in common then they think. May and Marie look up to Lee. They hardly think for themselves. Similar to Eddy wants Ed and Edd to take the leadership roles May and Marie have a heroic moment where they hold their sister back. You’ll know this moment when we get to it.

I never noticed how Jimmy disgustingly sticks out his tongue upon being so close to Lee. 

Like Edd, Jimmy also has germaphobic tendencies. He likes everything organized and clean. Look at his room. It would be similar to Edd’s without all the labels glued everywhere.

She cutely sticks her foot up believe Jimmy wants a date.

Lee wants to date a nine years old?

I remember a theory in which stating they head canoned Lee to be sixteen. They deemed the head canon too unsettling because Lee has a crush on a boy who is subsequently four years younger then her. That theory is proved here. Maybe she’s teasing but this moment gives off the aspect that she would date someone much younger then her.

Which brings us to the topic of how Lee would never have a healthy relationship.

Yes, we get that Lee is disgusting.

I could have gone without seeing this very close shot of Lee with... leftovers in her teeth. The storyboard artists do a lot of close ups in this movie.

Close up -  An intimate view or examination of something.

This definition goes along very well with how we’re examining the characters action in Big Picture Show. They’re all wearing masks. As time goes along they’re starting to open up their true selves to the world.

As I was saying Lee will never be in a healthy relationship. She doesn’t want to be the one who is taking orders. She’d rather be in charge. Lee is a very intimidating person to begin with. She’s secretive. 

One of the reasons why fans have not been able to get to know Lee very well is because she hides her eyes. Eyes are the most important aspect about a person. They tell all. I think Lee may feel uncomfortable about herself or the way she has to live her life. So, she hides. We’ll also come to another theory later on.

As for Marie she doesn’t see Jimmy as a baby. And she states that her man doesn’t need to give her flowers. 

He just needs to do her chores.

Marie is the most under written out of the character sisters. Fans like her because of her punk chick look. Don’t let that look fool you because she is a much different person on the inside.

She wants to date Edd, a gentle, book nerd. 

I actually like the ship EddMarie. I could see a relationship working out between them some day. I think Marie is hiding many hidden talents and interests about herself. I think one of her favorite past times is reading as seen in the background of one of the school episodes.And one of my favorite head canons that has become popular over time as that Marie loves music. 

Marie wanting the guy to do her chores suggests that she wants to have a job while having a stay at home husband.

She wants to explore herself.

I have made a connection to the movie Inside Out in the past.

Remember ‘The Cool Girl’? Fear runs her console. She’s constantly on edge believe that people are going catch on to her act and see that she is only faking. Marie’s punk look is her way of being intimidating and make the world back off. The girls don’t want anybody to find out about how they live their life. The last thing they want is for people to feel bad for them.

The girls act as if there nothing wrong with their life. And there isn’t. We can live our lives however way we want. We have to be happy. The girls have one another, their mother, a roof over their heads, and they’re at least trying to explore the world. A they experience change.

I love this about the girls. They may not be people who we can look up to but viewers can learn.

The girls fight over Jimmy stretching him out.

Jimmy’s lucky this is a cartoon world.

As Jimmy cries out that he getting stretch marks his pants rip revealing his underwear.

Another unsettling aspect of the girls nature.

“I JUST WANTED TO SEE ED, EDD, n EDDY GET CLOBBERED!”

Fun Fact: Only mention of Edd’s real name in the movie. Honestly, I really wish they could have used his real name more. Like whenever Eddy was along with Edd. In the first episode it looked as if they were setting it up that Eddy only called Edd by his real name when Ed wasn’t around. It would have been a perfect reminded that this is Edd’s name as fans forget about that.

The girls let go trapping Jimmy’s whole body in his retainer.

Positioning themselves in the same way the Ed’s do that in their opening theme song the Kanker’s question on what Jimmy refers to with their boyfriends.