#but that was ages ago and i jusg have so much to do

[feral-and-or-horny]

Damn today really isn't your day. You deserve a bunch of women pampering you to make up for it

I do!! I can't even be horny about it because now I'm full of anxiety about going to the dentist.

[nochiquinn]

episode 57: Duskmeadow OR no wait what just happened

I'm not crying you're crying

god bless these stupid nerds

kvarny mcvarnface

(the subtitle people are the Best People)

matt frantically scanning through rapper names

pitbull chasers

who would I have to murder to get a copy of that

MATT forgot a character name, quick check the flight status of the porcine population

don't poke the dm

YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST

"I guess it depends on if he's shaved recently" the subtitles went weird so I'm not sure who said that but NO

fullnamed by the guild leader

Other Female Half-Elf

(you tieflings are all racist)

"there's some gross shit in this bag"

"she is ORNERY today"

"this is as much your fault as it is mine"

"he's dead"

viktoooor

"the ladder he didn't use"

viktor made taliesin break character

mood: liam completely unable to control himself when faced with viktor

"I'm undecided about you" "you're not alone in that"

oh let's just drive home the two extremes keyleth and vax are at now why don't we

"that cashew guy"

it's the ghost of christmas yet to come from muppet christmas carol

I love the D&D pantheon(s) and I love the way matt uses it (them)

I just picture morrigan from JLU when he describes the raven queen 

there's like. a divine bidding war happening???

"I think if we [understood] then we would be gods." foreshadowing???? ??? ?

"I need that man's dick to finish the arm." pretending that was a gotg reference (even if it wasn't)

JUNK items

I can't find the icarly haberdashery gif I want, what good is the internet

ERECTION HELMET

boooooo

Wicked Narwhal is my pop punk band

pike breaks every bone in her body

FLAMMABLE TEA

peeeeercy, whatcha doooooin

Raven Queen: yesssss, twofer

mood: startled kung fu poses

"did it choose me because I was broken or did it break me" "you were always broken" WHAT THE GODDAMN HECK

so percy is like a half-step from evil at all times, is what I'm hearing

I am reading lots of Original Sin in this and it's fantastic

if they don't all ascend when this game ends I'm going to ship a flit

PERCY STOP TRYING TO SCIENCE THE RELIGION

DID PERCY JUST SELF-HARM WITH MAGIC

mood: laura's eyebrow

I said I was going to bed like 45 minutes ago

"you missed six episodes"

"we won d&d. we beat it."

"you do....have a point" taliesin no

yay matt impersonations

it has a perception filter

"she's been quite attentive to my needs" they banged

(travis had the same thought I did, I saw his face)

I played flight rising for a not-insignificant amount of time so every time I hear "arcanist" my brain goes "thanks, arcanist" bc memes are forever

headcanon: gilmore has people send him word when they see/hear/talk to VM and just has little quiet heart attacks when he hears what they've been doing

expensive ass-wine

"the same plane as the break room, where five minutes is fifteen"

does gilmore Know. like does his arcane....ness let him Know what's going on with vax.

vex is everybody's relationship counselor

liam is dead. liam has died and is dead.

taliesin has died, survived only by his coffee mug

it's his formal erection hat

sleepy dm

her girlfriend made her dress up

The Unmentionables

"it's sort of my business to have terrible thoughts" Y'DON'T SAY

gilmore: din't jusge ne

"you saying I wasn't pretty, grog?" grog checks for traps

why is the tree matthew mcconaughey

matt is super enjoying making it really difficult for marisha to roleplay

goddammit my dragon age trash self keeps doing doubletakes when they say "anders"

percyyyyyyy

"TWO! TWO winks, ah ah ah ah"

oh my god these children

"all these preschoolers run amok in my gentle abode"

GILMORE'S GLORIOUS BOOTY CALL

no wait I take it all back

I'm kinkshaming

JENGA

"That fucked with my head, Matt" HARD SAME

"because he runs into all the rooms first and he makes out with everybody. he puts his tongue exciting places. I'm not yelling at you, I'm envious."