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bit-papper · 1 month
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Hi im gonna overanalyze and yell about Nimona now. no im not drunk anymore. spoilers below
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In the opening exposition Gloreth hits Nimona right in the heart. ouch. Both betrayal & foreshadowing.
Also on the second watch you notice that Nimona is reading the exposition with a completely seething tone. Literally thru her teeth. Bestie is mad
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in this frame Ballister is already holding the sword in the position that kills the Queen later. fucking wow
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pride flags are 2 minutes 6 seconds into the movie btw. including the opening netflix title animation
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this moment is interesting to me for multiple reasons. 1) they really do be brainwashing kids into striving to swing swords around from a very young age huh. 2) in this world with FLYING CARS they have a TV that is a BOX apparently with manual buttons? not sure, like maybe that's a dvd player from this angle it's kinda hard to understand but like still. this is a box. like even Ballister on the run in a rundown tower had a bunch of tech that notified him about Ambrosius's message with a fucking hologram. Is this to show that their commoners are like super fucking poor actually or is it just this unfortunate family
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Hi Mr "im not brooding this is my thinking face" i sure hope im not the only one who caught him saying that "knights don't mop, we brood. I was brooding"
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dude's ears are so red here. as someone who also blushes incredibly strong when they're nervous i relate
Also the director's first words on screen are "Cadets. There is no greater calling than protecting this kingdom from evil" like sure lady foreshadowing. and then she comes up to Ballister and says "Today the kingdom will see you for who you really are" i literally gasped
Also the whatever-tv-translation-thing falls very metaphorically between Ballister and Ambrosius. anyway
NIMONA WOOOO
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first interaction Nimona has with anyone on screen - she gets called a freak by this asshole literally for nothing at all
Nimona herself is unscreenshottable btw. She got that cryptid curse on her, to look way better when she's moving
Skip forward to Ballister again and holy shit how did i not notice the flashing lights when i was first watching lol. was too invested i guess?
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jjjjjjesus
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this is extremely interesting to me but i can't fucking read half of it
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Ballister's reflexes are really good
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And that makes this moment very interesting to me. He could've sliced her if he didn't lean back far enough. So like what saved Nimona from losing an eye here: Ballister's perfect reflexive calculation of where the sound is vs how far he needs to lean away with a fully extended arm to not immediately kill someone. or just him being too frightened and leaning back. or Nimona's perfect calculation of exactly what would go down.
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the fact that this is the excited limp wrist nimoment
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excited about the job application nimoment. by the way. can she write.
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this frame is my fucking favorite in the entire movie comedically-wise. it's got that wes anderson's fantastic mr. fox vibe which i fucking l o v e
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......i need to adopt her immediately
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What the heck is this blueprint-esque poster??? Who (in-universe) made that????? Like i can see it's picturing a kinda destroyed version on the sword but it's fixed afterwards isn't it... who fixed it
Fastforward a bit!
*dreamy sigh* i fucking love the transition of "Have fun getting arrested" "I AM NOT GONNA GET ARRESTED!!!!!" -> slide cut into him being locked in the jail cell. Fucking. peak cinematography and video montage. I could smoke it if i tried hard enough
Fastforward a bit! When Ballister is talking with the director from his cell you can see Nimona running from the open door as a rat
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compression killed it a lot but here
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She stuffed one of the guards into a vending machine. Call that ren faire or something
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Sweet child got eyebags from all of Ballister's brooding
Not related to me absolutely loving this movie but i hate that trope when someone says a complicated/weird sounding word and the other responds with "Bless you" or in this case Gesundheit. Anyway back to our scheduled love for the movie
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Love hos Nimona is breaking the 4th wall with the "i understand the plot"
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shining.
Also the metaphor of Nimona first transforming for Ballister while they're stuck and "gonna die in this closet". other people said this, but i will too. On the spot 10/10
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*sobs* sweet summer child
Unfortunately this is the part where i have to go to bed because it is 2:14 am and i am only 19 minutes into the movie and yeah. to be continued maybe
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dirtybitfic · 2 months
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RAVE
Chris sturniolo x fem reader
(Story line- you go to a rave and someone kissed you but something happens after the kiss and you bump into your celebrity crush Chris sturniolo as your spiraling.)
Contains- drugs, throwing up, flirting and kissing
Pink-you
Orange-Chris
Red-your best-friend
Purple-Nick
Blue-Matt
Green- the guy you end up kissing and anyone else at the rave who compliments you and shit.
You and your bestfriend had dreamed of going to a rave for years but you never managed to actually get tickets but this year you got lucky and got tickets for your dream rave .
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ELECTRIC FOREST .
You had rented an air bnb kind of close to the festival cause camping did not sound appealing to either of you.
You had just gotten ready and decided that walking to the festival would be better than trying to get an Uber.
(Your outfit)
(Your bestfriends)
You both grab your phones and lock up before starting your 10 minute walk to the festival.
Oh my god I can’t believe we’re finally going to electric forest
Literally we’ve been dreaming of it for so long
Like the lights …the music …in the woods is gonna be beautiful
A spiritual experience for sure
We just gotta be careful you know some people slip shit into peoples drinks without them knowing
Yeah I know kinda scary but I’m only buying water with a cap no one is getting anything in there
Smart I honestly don’t even wanna drink I wanna fully be in the experience
Yeah same I wanna be fully in control of my body for this shit
God how much longer do we have until we reach the gates these shoes are kinda hurting
Uhhh only like 5 more minutes
Thank god
Yeah I didn’t really think about my shoe choice either
You finally reach the gates and show your wrist bands as they check the fanny pack your friend brought just so you could store your phones safely and then walked through the metal detectors. Once you were in you followed the path as the music got louder and the lights got brighter.
OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL
WERE HERE WERE ACTUALLY HERE
I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT
As you guys kept walking people were roaming around talking going to the bathroom area and grabbing drinks
hey you wanna grab waters then head up to the big stage
yeah sounds good to me
You both went to buy water then made your way to the stage .
Hey I love your outfits
Thank you so much you look amazing I love your outfit so much
Thank youuu
Of course have a good time
You too
As you both approached the stage the lights went crazy as
Was playing.
Oh my god this song is good
Right brings me back to like middle school dude
Real as fuck let’s get into the crowd deeper
You both held hands tightly as you weaved through groups of people dancing around having a good time
You wanna go up further or go like middle crowd
Let’s get up further closer to the large tree line
Okay
You both got to the area you wanted to be and just started dancing around having fun with each other to some more songs .
Was playing as you both held onto each other laughing and dancing all over each other
You guys look great like those outfits wow a deep voice says from behind
You both turn to look at who said it . THE HOTEST MAN YOUVE BOTH EVER SEEN In YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. He had tattoos all over his neck ,chest and arms . He was GORGEOUS.
Thank you so much ! I love your tattoos by the way
Oh shit thank you I did most of them myself my friend who’s here with me did a good amount of them too
Wow you guys are talented. Are you a tattoo artist
Yeah we own a shop in new York
That’s so cool
Yeah it’s pretty fun he says smiling at you
So where is this friend your here with
He was following me he’s gotta be close
As he says that another super hot guy comes behind him
Hey man sorry I got caught in a big group and lost you
Nah your good man
So who are these lovely lady’s
Oh I’m y/n you say
I’m bf/n
Nice too meet you guys I’m John . I hope blain wasn’t annoying you guys he says smirking over at his friend.
Oh no not all
Would you guys care if we hung with you guys
Not at all the more the merrier you say smiling at him
He comes closer to you as his friend goes over to your bestfriend.
Blain wraps his arms around your waist from behind causing you to smile .
Is this okay
Yeah of course I don’t mind at all
You look over at your best-friend who is talking to blains friend smiling having a good time.
Starts playing as you and blain sway to the music you rest your head back on his chest.
Your both a little sweaty from how hot the June air is but it’s nice .
This song is so pretty you say looking back over your shoulder and up at Blaine
Yeah it is . I like the way you described it
Yeah it’s like cool but it’s just feels pretty
I get what you mean he says smiling down at you making you smile then look back up at the stage and lights
These lights are so fucking cool he says in your ear
You shudder a little from his breathe fanning your neck and his deep voice echoing through your ear
I know right it’s one of my favorite parts of a festival especially the glitter lights you say
Starts playing as you both continue fluidly swaying to the music as you look up the sky as a nice breeze blows over you .
Blaine spins you around to look at him as he grabs your waist and pulls you closer.
He’s significantly taller even on the shoes your wearing causing you to have to look up at him.
He smiles down at you as he lowers his face slowly til his mouth is at your ear.
Is playing as you feel his breathe hit your ear causing you to shiver a bit.
You are one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen y/n
T-thank you Blaine you say getting week in the knees a bit from how close he is to you
He lifts his face a bit as he grabs his water taking a sip .
You look over at your friend to see her dancing with his friend watching the stage.
You look back at Blaine as he smiles at you and grabs your face bringing his closer.
His lips meet yours as you close your eyes and lean into the kiss immediately kissing back .
He slips his tongue in your mouth deepening the kiss . As your making out you swallow feeling something go down your throat but write it off as your mouth being dry .
He pulls away smiling down at you .
You smile at him as you spin back around too look back at the stage
Is playing as you bop your head to the beat.
Hey I’m gonna run to the bathroom
Okay sounds good
He walks over to his friend saying he’s going to the bathroom I’m guessing he had to go to so they both walk off .
Your best-friend comes back over to you smiling wide at you
I saw that kiss giiiirl they are so hot
I know right like damn also uh my mouth is dry and I need more water
Alright want me to come with
No no stay here have fun it shouldn’t take me too long I’ll just take my phone if I need you I’ll text you
Okay just be safe
I will love you be back in a sec
Love you too
You start walking through the crowd and back down the path through the trees to the drink areas
Playing as you make you walk.
Your head starts to feel fuzzy and your eyes have a hard time focusing causing you to stumble and fall into a hard object .
Whoever they are catches you
Wow you okay
I… um I don’t know you say trying to focus your eyes as you stand back up on wobbly legs
You definitely don’t look okay I mean that in the nicest way your eyes just look really weird
Y-yeah I can’t get them to focus I’m sorry for falling into you I don’t feel so normal right now
I’m sorry to ask but um did you take something
Hell no I would never ever take drugs
Your eyes finally start to focus but your limbs still feel heavy.
Did you by any chance kiss someone the guy asks causing you too look at his face causing your eyes to get wide
Did I just fall into . CHRIS STURNIOLO.you say in your head slightly still disoriented maybe you were seeing things.
I… um why would that matter
You say as you stare at him. Nope that’s definitely Chris sturniolo.
People will put pills on their tongue then kiss someone and let it go into their mouth . Pretty much drugging someone without them knowing
WHAT THE FUCK you accidentally yell In His face
S-sorry i didn’t mean to yell in your face
No your okay . But I’m guessing from that reaction you did kiss someone
Y-yeah I did but now that I think about it I felt something weird in my throat but I thought it was just my mouth being dry . Fuck how could I be so stupid
Hey hey your not stupid people are really sneaky about it it’s not your fault
It’s my fault that I’m such a whore for kissing a random guy without even thinking twice about it you say slapping your hand on your head disappointed by yourself
He grabs your hand taking it off your head
Well he was definitely hot wasn’t he he said laughing a little
Causing you to smile and laugh
Yeah sadly he was
I’m sorry he did that too you that’s really fucked up
Yeah I know how can people do that to someone else like drugs are dangerous I don’t even know what I am on right now
You say looking into his eyes . God is he beautiful through a screen but in person GOD DAMN .
Honestly it’s probably Molly or ecstasy that’s what most people bring to festivals
Fuck me dude this is bad you say starting to freak out . The last thing you expected is to be drugged your first night at the festival then stumble upon your fucking celebrity crush who has voiced he doesn’t like drugs causing you to be even more anxious knowing that this will be the way he remembers you . The drugged out girl who ran into him and waisted his night .
Where were you headed
Ummm … water I was going to get water
Okay come with me I’ll take you to get some water but uuuh… he stops talking
But what you say a bit confused
You wanna try and throw up before it fully gets in your system?
Actually that’s a good idea
Yeah okay I’ll hold your hair back but this way the trip might not come at all or at-least not as bad
Ugh Fuck okay I’m so sorry this is probably not how you wanted your night to go
No don’t apologize you definitely didn’t want your night to end up like this
No definitely not
You slowly bend over as he holds your hair back
You try pushing your fingers down your throat to make yourself throw up but it doesn’t work your fingers didn’t get deep enough .
Fuck it’s not working you say getting anxious you won’t be able to throw it up
Fuck okay try one more time for me
Mmm okay you breathe out
You try again but all it does is make your eyes water .
Fuck I can’t get deep enough . My gag reflex is barely there in the first place you say as you stand back up him still holding onto your hair
You look up at him as he looks down at you with a face you can’t read .
Okay what if I you know stick my fingers down your throat. I know that’s weird but my fingers are longer it might be the only way to get it out of your system
Oh Jesus are you sure that’s like really nasty
I’m sure I care more about you getting it out of your system then me having to stick my fingers in your mouth
Okay fine I’m sorry again this is so embarrassing
No it’s not trust me it could be way worse
Yeah your right
You bend back over as he brings his finger to you lips . You pause . Chris fucking sturniolo your celebrity crush is literally about to stick his fingers down your throat . How is this my life right now you thought .
Sweetheart you gotta open your mouth for this to work he chuckles slightly
Oh Fuck I’m sorry
You open your mouth as he slides his fingers down your throat hitting the back causing you to cough and gag on his fingers . He pulls them out as he hears you gag more .
Jesus how did you not throw up I was touching your uvula
Fuck idk maybe go deeper as deep as you can go
open back up he says causing you to laugh
Oh come on now is not the time to have a dirty mind
Sorry I’m sorry you say still laughing a bit . You look at him his face stern as his fingers move to your lips .
You look back at the ground as you open your mouth . He shoves his fingers deeper hitting the right spot as you throw up . He pulls his fingers out and that hand moves to your back rubbing softly as you get it out of your system.
That’s it’s let it out
You have tears running down your face as you gag and cough until your finally done and everything is definitely out of your system .
Your body and hands shaking a bit as you stand up and wipe your mouth .
I’m so sorry that was so disgusting
Again with the sorry . You don’t have to apologize to me about this really it’s okay
He moves his hand to your face as he rubs the tears away with his thumbs.
You smile slightly as the sweet gesture causing him to smile at you .
What he asks looking into your eyes
Nothing your just a really sweet person
Well thanks but let’s go get you that water and maybe something to eat since you just threw up everything you had all day .
yeah im really shake right now
I can see that he says laughing a little at you
hey don't laugh at me you say feeling still a bit embarrassed by the entire interaction you guys are having.
sorry sorry but come on you can hold onto my arm if you need to stay stable
you hold onto his arm as you both walk side by side slowly to the drink area.
so what's your name
y/n
nice to meet you y/n im chris
oh uhh yeah I know
oh ... you do
yeah ive watched your YouTube videos before you say awkwardly hoping that doesn't make him uncomfortable
he pauses walking
im sorry if that makes you feel uncomfortable
no no it doesn't just uhh awkward I just stuck my fingers down a fans throat he adds an awkward chuckle after
I mean I wouldn't call myself a fan tbh just someone who stumbles upon your videos sometimes for a good laugh
I get what you mean by that to be honest
im glad you do I don't want you thinking im like a crazy mega fan
honestly I don't think a crazy fan would act so chill in this situation he says as he starts walking again pulling you along with him.
yeah true honestly they would probably stutter and cry
yeah probably
you both laugh as you finally reach the drink stand
here sit down ill grab the stuff alright
oh no I cant let you pay for my stuff
no seriously its no problem just sit down
alright
you sit down as he grabs some waters and food them comes back over to you sitting next to you at the table
here you go hopefully it will make you feel a little less sick
thank you Chris seriously
of course he says with a smile
im glad you were the person I bumped into
oh yeah and why is that
honestly no-one would have even tried to help me get it out of my system or even been nice enough to notice something was wrong
yeah I guess your right about that most people would have just kept walking
you both are sharing fries he had gotten as you just share glances here and there.
so are you here alone or with people
im here with my best friend
ahh I see why didn't she come to get water with you
I told her to stay back I thought I was fine just had a dry throat
rookie mistake huh
Maybe but I wouldn't have met you so maybe it wasn't so bad she didn't come with me
he just looked at you smiling rolling his eyes playfully
so who did you come with
nick and matt and a couple other people
oh fun honestly im a little shocked raves don't really seem like your type of crowd
I mean I guess not but a brand sent us all here for promotions of their clothes that we have to wear every night so you know we thought why not
damn that's so cool ive dreamed of coming to this rave for years
so this is your type of thing
yeah I love raves and concert their like my happy place
yeah I get that music is one of my favorite things
yeah I don't know how life would be if music didn't exist
life would suck everyday would be dull and boring
I always like to say that music brings color to the world . I don't know if that makes sense but ... you look over at him seeing he's already staring at you . his eyes are soft and the smile on his face makes your breathe catch . he's looking at you with such love it makes you nervous.
w-what did I sound dumb
no that was just ... such a beautiful way to put it. I like the way you think
oh thank you you say as your checks flush pink from his compliment
no problem
I should probably call my friend ive been gone for a while I don't want her to freak out
yeah that's probably a good idea
you call your bestfriend
Hey are you okay you've been gone for a while
yeah im okay but um are Blaine and his friend back with you
ummm yeah why
you know how we kissed earlier
girl yeah obviously he was practically eating your face
yeah well um... he had a pill in his mouth and when we kissed he put it in mine and drugged me
WHAT THE FUCK Y/N ARE YOU OKAY NEED ME TO COME FIND YOU
no no im safe actually um I ran into someone... he helped me get it out of my system and we grabbed water and food
mmm okay why did you sound so weird when you said someone
ill give you a hint okay ummmm cc
girl wtf is this Morris code how could I ever guess what ccmeans
oh my god okay guy who ive showed you before
OH CELEBRITY CRUSH
yeah bitch Jesus I feel like that was an easy guess
no it fucking wasn't
alright whatever anyways yeah that's where I am right now
so your telling me you are sitting ... with Chris sturiolo because you casually bumped into him as you slowly started tripping
yeah pretty much that's exactly what happened
you have insane luck I swear to god
I know right what are the odds
so how are you feeling as of right now
still weird my limbs are heavy my eyes keep loosing focus and my brain feels foggy
any other feelings im just trynna figure out what it could have been that he uh you know
I don't know like what do you mean
well Molly makes you insanely horny so is that a feeling your having at all
ummm I don't think so but who knows if however much made it into my system has hit yet
I feel like you'd feel that by now so we can count that out . what about like your vision you been seeing things like weird shapes and colors
nope
fuck then idk maybe it did all get out of your system fast enough
yeah maybe hopefully that's the case
yeah lets hope so ... so im guessing you puked it up
yeah his idea of course
hes smart
I know right I would be tripping balls right now if I didn't run into him so praise the lords for him
for real but omg you threw up in front of your celebrity crush
don't remind me like how embarrassing is that and that's not even the worst part dude
how could it get more embarrassing
oh idk maybe the fact that I couldn't do it myself sooo
nooo y/n tell your joking he did not
yep sure fucking did
wow just wow
yeah not so pleasant but um im gonna finish off this food hopefully ill stop shaking soon and then ill head back to you but maybe move away from Blaine and his friend I don't want so be around him at all after what he did
oh girl I already moved the second you said he drugged you im closer to the middle now by the vip area
okay ill try my best to find you ill see you in a bit
okay just please be safe and no more kissing strangers
trust me im not planning on it
alright love you just look for the big pink bubble looking thing and im right bye that
okay big pink bubble thing got it love you bye
you hang up and look back over at chris
all good with her
yep she moved spots so that will be super fun trying to find her
don't worry ill help you im actually in the vip pink bubble thing so I know exactly where that is
oh thank god
you wanna head back to the stage or are you still shaky
im still super shaky and feeling really hot actually
really it doesn't feel that hot its cooled down a bit from earlier
really
yeah it like 48 degrees right now
shit I feel like its 100 degrees
y/n look at me
what why
just look at me
you look over at him his eyes widen as he looks at you eyes
wh-what why are you looking at me like that
your pupils are blown
fuck we didn't get it out of my system fast enough
judging by your eyes and the fact you feel hot and shaky probably not
fuck me this is bad like really bad
lets get back to your friend before it really hits and shit hits the fan
okay good idea
you both get up and start your walk back to the stage and crowd
as your walking back you start to stumble as your vision blurs
shit y/n you good
mmm y-yeah just my vision is a little blurry right now
come here he says as he pulls you closer
fuck your skin feels really hot
yeah tell me about it
he spins you around to face him .
you look up at him as his eyes move around your face with a slightly worried expression.
he moves his hands to your waist holding you tightly as you slightly started to lean back on uneven legs
you look into his eyes. Then study his facial features and the feel of his hands on your waist as your mind goes back to his fingers shoved in your mouth.
A wave of butterflies goes through your stomach as waves of heat flood your lower half.
fuck . I think it was definitely Molly .You thought as you started to feel the effects
why are you looking at me like that
like what you slur out
like you wanna eat me alive
w-what I wasn't
yes you were
im sorry I didn't mean to I just ummm I think its kicking in
what are you feeling
trust me you don't want to know
yeah I do he says as he brings his face closer to yours.
your breathing gets heavier .
lets just say .. it was definitely molly
oh ... OH uhhh well then
like I said you didn't wanna know
well at least now we know what type of trip your having .What type of asshole gives a girl Molly at a rave
I don't know but we all know what Molly does to people maybe he was trying to get me hot and bothered but that's fucked up . why give a girl drugs for that
there's definitely easier ways to get that effect that drugging a girl
Yeah like his tattoos were working well enough he could have I don’t know said things in my ear waited until the festival ended tonight and asked me to come back to his place
That is true I just don’t get guys like him
Me neither
You think your good to keep walking
Yep let’s just take it nice and slow my vision is crazy right now especially with the lights
Yeah your pupils are dilated as fuck probably making your sight super sensitive
Yeah your probability right you move to his side as he keeps an arm around your shoulder now keeping you close just incase you stumble again
Your mind wanders back to him holding your hair with his fingers down your throat as he spoke sweetly to you to let it out. Even though the actions were to help you puke your guts up . They were so dirty when you forgot about that detail .
What you thinking about he asks looking down at you smiling
Oh ummm nothing
No that pretty little mind was wandering I could tell by the smirk on your face
I wasn’t thinking was just looking ahead at the lights you try to play it off hoping he’d drop it . The last thing you want is to have to explain to him that the Molly is making your mind wander to his fingers in your mouth making you horny as a mother fucker.
Your lying to me right now
What Chris no I’m not just drop it
I’ll drop it for now but we’ll circle back later
You sigh and roll your eyes at him and you finally reach the crowd as the music is loud as ever and the lights are going crazy.
Was playing causing you to smile and look up at Chris
What you smiling for
I love this song
Yeah it’s pretty good
So where is this pink bubble bitch
Woah why are you calling me a bitch
No not you I wasn’t calling you a bitch I’m sorry
Your fine I’m only joking but it’s this way he says pulling you to the left
You start walking with him your limbs finally starting to move normally even though they still feel fuzzy.
Hey you stopped shaking and your skin isn’t as hot
Yeah but uhh all the other effects are still very much here
Mmm should I let go is that making it worse
No no your good I just gotta keep my mind on other things
Alright then he chuckles
Sorry that probably sounded weird I promise I wasn’t saying your hand on my waist was making me uh you know just uh
Your fine but you know if it was I would not be offended he says smirking down at you
Oh shut up you say smiling and playfully showing him a bit
I’m kidding he says making you look at him with a “you sure about that” expression
Okay maybe I wasn’t kidding but what were you smirking about earlier
Nope not telling you it’s gonna make this weird
Now you have to tell me that made me even more curious
Chrisss come on it’s to weird for me to say
I promise I won’t judge just tell me and we can blame it on the drugs if it’s that bad
Fuck ok fine I was… thinking about you having your fingers down my throat . You quietly said the last part from how weird it felt saying it out loud
Sorry what I couldn’t here you
I was thinking about your fingers down my throat okay there I said it . You cringed after saying it .
You look up at him as he stopped walking
I made it weird didn’t I
No you didn’t actually hate to say it but it was kinda hot even though you know the reason I did it wasn’t hot
Oh … well glad I’m not the only one
Mmm yeah come on let’s keep walking
So where are you and your friend staying
We’re staying at a house about a 10 minute walk from the gates
Wait you guys walked here he asks kinda shocked
Yeah it would have been an hour if we tried to drive or even get an Uber
Yeah I guess one luxury of being here with a brand is early access and they provide cars to take us . But how are your feet not killing you in those boots
Oh trust me they are . But I’m thuggin it out . And the drugs are making my limbs so tingly I can’t really feel my feet hurting so there’s that
Well I guess that’s one good outcome
Yeah I guess. Where are you guys staying
Oh a bigger house about 15 minutes out the neighborhood is cool . It’s got a cool fountain in the middle
Wait … a blue fountain
y-yeah
I think we’re in the same neighborhood then
What are the odds
Right crazy huh . Maybe this was fate you say laughing obviously joking
I don’t know maybe your right he says seriously
You look up at him a little dumbfounded by the sincerity in his voice
He looks down at you smiling giving you a small wink causing you to smile
Your eyes look crazy right now
Yeah I feel like I’m seeing everything through bright lenses right now
What is your friend wearing we’re getting close to the bubble maybe I can spot her
A white top with a long ish white skirt and like cool Pearl looking things all over it and her waist
Okay hum.. wait right there is that her
You follow where is hand is pointing .
Yes yeah that’s her
You both walk up to her
Hey bitch you yell as your approach her
Oh my god y/n how are you doing … oh god your eyes
Yeah yeah I know
And you must be the guy who helped her out thank you for taking care of her that’s was very kind of you
You looked at him smiling as he spoke
It was my pleasure you know she isn’t so bad
Haha funny but really Chris thank you . You were more than kind
Of course he says looking down at you smiling
your brothers are probably wandering where you are I know you should probably get back to them
oh I mean I was thinking of actually having them come to us ... unless you want me to leave
no no I wouldnt mind at all if you stayed
good cause to be honest I didn't want to
you both smiled at each other for what felt like hours but was only a minute
let me call them real quick
he calls them and tells them a small part of the story and for them to come meet up with us.
after a couple minutes you hear a couple voices coming from behind you .
you turn to see matt and nick walking up to Chris beside you
Yo Chris
Chris turns around
hey guys sorry I was gone for so long
hey it was for a good reason so its okay
facts well this is y/n and her friend ybf/n he gestures to you both
they look at you smiling you give a small wave and a smile saying hi
wow your outfits are amazing
aww thank you you look great the distressed looks on you and matt your mesh shirt is so cool
thank you they both same at the same time making you laugh a bit
so how you feeling Chris told us a bit about what happened
I feel okay I mean my eye sight is crazy right now but other than that im feeling better than before
that's good im glad you ran into Chris instead of someone else
was that a compliment orrrr
im just saying that out of all the people she could have fallen upon in her situation im glad it was you because you know we don't do drugs or drink so you were fully in your right mind unlike most people here
that is true
yeah I get what your saying
so what even happened with the guy that did this to you
uh I don't know ... ybf/n what did happen with them
oh dumb and dummer are probably still standing where I left them thinking were coming back to hang with them
damn poor guys how embarrassing for them
they can stand there all night for all I care
trust me if catch even a glimpse of the guy ill get violent
oh yeah what are you gonna do beat up a super muscular 6'5 man it came out a bit more sassy then you meant it causing matt and nick to look at you in shock and Chris to glare down at you
I-im sorry that came out more rude then I meant it
no its okay but yeah I would at least try and beat his ass
I wouldn't let you risk ruining that pretty face over him he's not worth the effort you say smiling at him
he smiles at you .
pretty face huh?
okay Christopher shut up
you all laugh as you guys stand around listening to the music playing .
you watch the light beams move around with the different tempos and bass drops
you decide to lean your head on chris's shoulder not even thinking about it.
he looks down at you smiling admiring the way you feel leaning against him and how fascinated you look by the show going on in-front of you all
don't you worry child started playing as you started to feel rain droplets fall on your skin.
it was about 2 am and you had forgotten there was a chance of rain but it made the experience so much better
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG
DUDE SAME
BRINGS ME BACK TO CHILDHOOD
ITS SUCH A GOOD SONG
everyone in the crowd is singing along it sounds so beautiful as the crowds voices blend together as the rain pours down.
the rain feels amazing
yeah ...oh god
he says looking at your face
w-what what's wrong you say scared something is wrong
no sorry just your mascara is running everywhere
oh fuck is it bad
kinda but here he says bringing his black shirt up to your face wiping at your face where the mascara had bled down
you hear an awww come from your left
you look over at nick who's smiling
sorry that was just cute i've never seen Chris act like this in-front of us
don't get used to it I wouldn't ruin my shirt for just anybody Chris says to nick . that brought a smile to your face . was he saying you were special. or Maybe you were just reading into it.
after about thirty minutes it was the end of the first night of the festival
god that was amazing I cant wait for tomorrow
I know right but we should start our walk back to the house
why don't we walk with you guys since were staying in the same neighborhood
yeah sure why not you say looking up at him smiling.
hey guys were gonna walk home since were all in the same neighborhood and Ubers are gonna take forever he says to his brothers
sounds good to me
how long is the walk
about like 10 minutes
oh that's not bad at all
yeah not too bad
you all start making your way through the wood path and out the gates starting your walk to the air bnb
after about two minutes your feet start to hurt really bad you really start to regret your shoes choices.
fuck dude my feet are on fire
those shoes are so cute but they don't look comfortable at all
yeah im fully regretting my choice of choosing them
Chris turns to you.
just hop on my back I got you
chris hahah no ill just take them off
and risk stepping on glass now way ...get on my back he says more in a demanding tone
chris no im too heavy ill just thug it out
he grabs you and throws you over his shoulder
too heavy my ass he says in a hushed sharp tone
everyone continues walking
chris come on put me down
nope
you smack his back repeatedly
calm down were almost to the neighborhood
ughhhh you groan out as you go limp knowing he's definitely not putting you down
you see matt take a video laughing
your arms just swinging is so funny oh my god
nick laughs as you flick them off jokingly
making them laugh harder
all the sudden chris sets you down as he sees your best friend start to walk up the drive way to malls house .
y'all go a head ill catch up.
mmmkayyy nick says as they start heading to their house.
so...
sooo...
would it be weird if I umm asked you to come back to ours for the night
i... ummm no not weird just uhhh
If you don't like me like that I get it he says a bit hurt but still smiling
no...no chris not that I was just gonna say I need to get these fucking shoes off and change
oh okay cool ill wait for you then
alright well come in for a bit it might take me a second
alright he says as he follows you up to the front door as you open it and let him in
make your self comfortable ill be as quick as I can
no no take your time no rush
he says taking a seat on the couch as you head up the stairs to your room.
you get your shoes off thank fucking god and then go and find some pajamas to throw on . The only thing is you only sleep in t shirts and underwear so you have no pants to wear.
welp...thats gonna be awkward you say as you head into the bathroom your best friend is in there taking off her makeup.
hey girl what's up
oh you know just getting ready ... to spend the night with chris
she turns jaw dropped at you
whattttt... he asked you to go back with him
yeeeep
damn girl... okayyy get it
like im excited but also... im gonna spend the fucking night with my celebrity crush what is this life dude
I don't know but I cant wait to hear about it tomorrow
she heads to bed since its around 3 am.
you finish taking off your makeup , change and do your skincare.
you go to your best friends room planning to ask her if she has shorts you can borrow for the night.
hey ybf/n
she's already knocked out .
fuck me is all you can think . you go to the drawers where she had unpacked her stuff and sorted through to see if she had any shorts and to your luck . she didn't.
fucking great you whisper to yourself as you go to your room grabbing some socks and slippers putting them on then grabbing your phone charger.
you slowly walk down the stairs trying to keep you shirt from riding up.
hey sorry it took me a while
no your good you ready
ummm yeah
he turns to look at you smiling as he looks you up and down .
you sure you didn't sound like you were
no yeah im ready I just um... I only sleep in a t-shirt and underwear so I have no pants to put on
no worries you can always borrow some sweats if you want
oh alright that sounds good
you say as you walk to the door opening it letting him out first then using your key to lock the front door.
you follow him as he walks further down the road.
hey you look really pretty without makeup on
you smile up at him.
t-thank you
of course he says as he throws his arm over your shoulder keeping you close to his side as you continue walking.
so you wanna watch a movie or something or are you really tired
we can definitely watch a movie I just cant promise ill stay awake the whole time
fair but sounds good to me
you reach a really pretty house and he walks up the drive way to the front door, he opens it and waves you to walk in and you do.
alright were gonna be on the third floor he says as he starts walking up the long spiral staircase .
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you follow after him once you reach the third floor it opens up to a big room . it was definitely a renovated attic.
Chris walks over to the bed setting his phone down.
come sit down make your self comfortable i'm gonna run to the bathroom but here's my computer you can pull up Netflix, Hulu or prime video and pick anything. ill be back in a second
okay sounds good you say as you sit down and and type in prime video and start looking through for a movie.
You decide to put on The Visit since it looked good and waited for chris to come back.
the door opens and you look up thinking it was chris but it was matt.
oh hey y/n chris told me to bring these to you he says handing you sweatpants.
oh thank you you say getting up and taking them then slipping them on
they are freshly clean so be happy about that
you laugh lightly at that .
so you guys uhh seem to be getting along really well
yeah I don't think i've ever gotten this close with someone in one night
he hasn't brought a girl home since like uhhh honestly I don't know if he ever has so you must be special
oh god don't feed my delusions matt he's just being nice
nice... no he definitely likes you
you blush at that and you smile at him .
well thank you matt
no problem . im going to bed but tell chris I said good night when he gets back in here
I will goodnight
see you in the morning he says before heading out the door and back down the stairs.
after about 5 more minutes chris comes back up shirtless and in sweatpants hanging dangerously low showing his black Calvins band
you cant help but stair he's so attractive . but god his broad shoulders and collar bones have you drooling . His v-line though god that makes you clench your thighs together as unholy thoughts run through your head.
you good he asks with a smirk letting out a small chuckle.
y-yeah sorry
no need to apologize sweetheart he says as he walks over to get into the bed next to you
he settles into a comfortable position as you sit awkwardly on the opposite side of the bed
he looks over at you smiling.
come here he says as he puts his arm out and pats his side encouraging you to cuddle into him
you smile as you scoot into him and he puts his arm around your chest rubbing your right arm softly.
so what movie did you decide on
the visit
alright what genera is it
horror
oh god okay he says making you laugh
you don't like scary movies do you
they are not my favorite but its okay . it cant be that scary right?
nahhhh we'll be fine you say as you click play
after about 30 minutes into the movie you cuddle into chris a little more since the movie was scarier than expected. He holds you close since he's also creeped the fuck out.
it gets to a scene that is super scary causing you to hide your face in his chest as he hides his face in your hair.
after that scene was done chris looked down at you.
hey uhhh this movie is really scary can we stop watching it
yeah agreed turn this shit off
he immediately exits out of the movie and closes his lap top.
he puts it on the floor as you slide down the pillow to get more comfortable.
what should we do now he says turning towards you
uhhhhh I don't know
alriiight ummmm you hungry at all ...thirsty anything
actually I am kinda thirsty yeah
time to raid the kitchen come on he says pulling you out of the bed.
you both make your way down to the kitchen as he turns on the lights blinding the both of you.
Jesus Christ its so bright
he flips the lights back off and turns his phone flashlight on instead .
okay whatchu want we got dr.pepper, water, sweet tea, Pepsi, cherry coke uhhh
ill take a dr.pepper
coming right up he says before grabbing one from the fridge and bringing it to you
thank you
he cracks open his Pepsi as he turns to you smiling .
of course
you smile back and he maintains eye contact as he takes a sip of his drink.
you take a sip of yours then break eye contact.
wanna head back up to the room
yeah sure
he takes your hand as you walk back up the stairs back into his room.
he closes the door and you go to set your drink down on the bedside table and crawl back onto the bed.
he sets his drink down and lays back down on the bed getting comfy under the covers.
god they need to add a fan in here it so hot
yeah it really is
do you mind if I take the sweats off
no not at all get comfortable
you slip the pants off and throw them on the floor .
you look over at him seeing him looking at you with a small smirk
why are you looking at me like that
like what
like your scheming I can see it in your eyes
no no I was just admiring you
oh really? you say in a teasing tone
yeah your just so beautiful inside and out
you blush bringing your hands to your face.
stooop
he brings his hands to yours pulling them off your face
I mean it you really are beautiful
thank you chris you say as he leans closer to you
your breathe catches and he leans into your ear .
his breathe fanning your neck making you shiver
I really wanna kiss you right now
I would be okay with that you say
he comes up from your ear and leans down kissing you .
it was a sweet but hungry kiss.
he moved his hands to your sides pulling you closer and pulling your leg over his side as he caress your thigh causing you to let out a soft moan into his mouth .
he smiles into the kiss then pulls away his face still close to yours
you tired
eh not really you say smiling
good cause im about to do so many things to you he says as he brings his mouth down to your neck .
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Music’s playing, candles are burning, there's no light beside the sun peeking through the curtains, shining down on her prettiest subject.
Her glass of white wine is being babysat, cause knowing her and how much of a lightweight she was, a few sips were enough.
Leon definitely took a shot before they got started, since he'd never been a model for anything. His last minute nerves made him even more adorable to Zora.
Blk Odyssy had become one of her favorite musicians, thanks to Leon and his impeccable taste. Their new album, diamonds & freaks served as the soundtrack.
Sexy lady
Got me faded
I'm intoxicated
I been watching, baby
Sexy lady
Sweet Jesus, save me
Go on, and rock me, baby
Don't stop it, baby
“Love this song,” she comments, dipping her brush into the deep red paint, using it as one of her base colors.
“I thought you would.” He replies.
“Yeah, you knew.” She hums a laugh, tilting her head to the left, following the curve she's creating for her study of her boyfriend.
“Are you painting me just like I am?” He asks.
“Well, everything above the knees. That's all I can fit in the canvas.” She answers.
“Where'd you get this idea from?” He asks, curious all of a sudden.
“My sisters actually suggested it. They were really excited that I had started painting again, and since you're my muse, it seemed like something really fun to do.” She explains, poking her head out to look at him, snickering at the focus in his face.
“Quit laughin’ at me,” he mumbles.
“Sorry, you're just so still, like you might break if you move. Relax a little.”
“I thought I needed to stay still.”
“Yeah, but not that still.”
“Hm,” he hums, staring at the back of the easel and the sliver of her face that he could see. A smile graces his face as he watches her in her comfort zone.
Still singing along to the music, she takes another sip of her wine and paints another fine line onto the canvas, super pleased with how everything is turning out.
His green button-up covers her thick frame like a dress.
Her feet were tapping against the bars of the stool, her sloppy bun, flopping around with every concentrated turn of her head.
She was just as focused, but he wasn't gonna tease her. He loved seeing this new side of her. She let him into her art world, finally.
Taking her advice and relaxing, he falls into his natural trance of her, when she readjusts the easel, giving him more than just a peek at her beautiful face.
All the while, she was looking at him and back at the canvas, perfecting every curve, dimple, divot with striking blues and oranges, deep reds and browns.
Stealing glances at him, she tugs on her lip.
She knew it was gonna be kinda distracting, but he definitely wasn't playing fair.
Flexing those big arms of his, “stretching”, was already enough and too much for her. And every time he licked his lips, her left leg would tangle with her right. He caught it each time and smirked.
Once he got to readjusting the only article of clothing he had left, her eyes diverted to his lower region and hers began to throb.
Almost finished.
“Jesus,” she mumbles to herself, shaking her head like it would clear the explicit images swimming around her mind.
“You alright over there?” He asks, a hint of amusement in his tone.
“Yeah, I'm good,” she shakily answers, taking another sip, which looked more like a gulp from where he was sitting.
“You sure?” He teases.
She laughs, now looking over at him. His devious smirk does nothing to help the wet spot forming between her thighs.
“You done?” He asks.
“No.”
“I'm distracting you?”
“And, you know it.” She nods, making him laugh.
“You told me to relax. I'm just tryna follow the rules, dear.”
“Yeah, and now your friend is winkin’ at me.”
He simply shrugs. “That's your fault.”
“Mine? How?”
“Cause you're so fine. This happens every day, babe.”
“Every day?” She repeats.
“Yeah. A couple times a day.”
“Wow.”
“You've seen you, right?” He asks.
She scoffs, lifting the brush back to the canvas. “Boy, please. I can't even look you in the eye, right now.”
He snickers, moving out of his pose to further mess with her. Pulling his chair just a bit closer, he leans forward to stare at her and she keeps her eyes trained on her work.
“Zoraaa,” he drags out.
“I'm so glad I got all the details I needed, you play so much,” she laughs, trying her best to ignore his taunting.
“Come play with me,” he continues, almost making her drop her brush.
“Can you get back in your position, please?” She asks.
“Can I put you in a couple positions?” He quips, earning that eye roll that he knew was coming.
“If you let me finish… maybe.”
He holds his hands up in surrender, moving right back into his pose. Zora fans her face, no longer caring if he can see how flustered he's made her.
The next thirty minutes dragged on by and she was finally done, not even getting to sit her brush down good before being whisked over to the couch, him hovering over her.
Bruising her lips with his rough kisses, he quickly discards the scrap of lace that barely covered her ass, as well as his own briefs, before sliding into her with one fluid motion.
Gasping into the kiss, her hands cling to his broad back and shoulders, sinking her nails in as the feeling of him bottoming out with every thrust sends fire through her.
His mouth latches onto her neck, while she lets out every expletive she can think of, into the damp air of her apartment.
“Oh m— my god,” she pants, holding him so close to her body, shivering as his groans vibrate on her skin.
“You feel so damn good,” he rasps.
His tongue trails down her chest, nibbling on her breasts as he rips the shirt open, squeezing her flesh into his big hands, driving her crazy as she cradles his head.
Her feet are pressed against his chest and he leans up to do more damage, his hips rutting against her ass that's hanging off the couch. She looks up at him in disbelief.
His hands have her ankles bound, as she cries and writhes underneath him. Her hands move up and down his arms, back down to scratch his hips as it gets too good.
“Fuc– king me so— good,” she squeals, catching both of them off guard as she releases all over him. His thumb finds her clit, making matters slipperier.
“Yeah, gimme all that shit, baby.” He moans, encouraging another orgasm to happen right on the spot. Her edges were back curly by this point.
“C’mere,” she whispers, pulling him back down to her level to swallow his every breath in a kiss. Her cramped legs wrap around his waist, pulling him closer if that were even possible.
Pulling away, he smirks down at her, taking her in, breathless, sweaty, hungry for more as she stares back at him, ready for his next move.
“So beautiful,” he says, dragging his thumb across her parted bottom lip, “why don't you pose for me, now.”
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Once she got around to actually taking in her painting, she was super pleased with how it came out. So was Leon.
“Can I just say, I'm flattered.” He smirks, cracking up at the look she gives him.
“Stop it,”
“Seriously. That's literally me.” He exclaims, pulling her into his side.
“All of me.” He mumbles, hearing her disapproving groan sound through the space.
“Leon, please!” She laughs. “But, you really like it?”
“Love it, sweet stuff. I told you. Art gallery.” He says, smiling down at her.
She smiles back up at him, shaking her head. “Nah, not yet.”
He raises a brow at her, earning a brighter smile.
“Not yet, huh? So you're getting closer to putting yourself out there?” He excitedly asks.
“Yeah, I thought about what you said and it doesn't sound like a bad idea. I'm just nervous, ya know?”
“Why?”
“I feel stunted. Like, I gave everything up to be someone's doormat and.. I don't know. I just feel like the level of artistic ability has kinda dissipated? And yeah, I know. I look at my paintings and I see what I'm capable of so get that sad look off your face,” she pinches his cheek as he laughs, “I just have my doubts.”
He wipes the frown away, but there's still sadness there. He wants nothing more than for her to believe in herself. Fully.
“It's harder than it seems to cross some hurdles, I understand that. But if you really want this, that's what you gotta do.”
“No, I know. And, I appreciate you for putting me back in front of this here easel. It's been a while, but it's always so much fun.”
“Of course, baby. It's a pleasure watching you in your zone.” He says, leaning down to kiss her temple.
“I cannot show this one to the girls.” She snickers, before looking up at him.
“Yeah, nah. Maybe the top half.”
“Please. I can hear Nique fighting for the extra details, as we speak.”
“That girl is hilarious.” He comments, moving to stand behind her and wrap his arms around hers.
“Funniest person I know, besides myself, of course.”
“And me. Hol’ up.”
“Right, right. Can't forget about you,” she snickers, yelping at the pinch to her butt.
“It's what you get.. talkin’ shit.” He mumbles into her neck.
“Oh yeah, don't try and bill me for that shirt, since you were the one that ripped the buttons off.” She says, making him chuckle.
“One, I would never do that for real, it's an empty threat every time.” He admits, making her laugh. “And two, I can always get the buttons put back on. Or you can just add it to your collection.”
“Oh, I was gonna do that anyway, cause that's how I am.” She smiles like he can see her.
“Something else.” He shakes his head.
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“Why I can't see that one??” Nique asks, pointing to the covered canvas and stomping her heeled foot like a bratty child.
“Cause you play too much, man.” Zora waves her off, pointing to the painting on the easel. “But you can look at this one!”
Nique immediately gasps at how breathtaking the painting was. It's as if Zora had committed Leon's face to memory and captured him in five different lights so realistically.
“Girl, when I say talented doesn't even cover it.” She shakes her head, looking over at her best friend.
“Oh, girl. Stop.”
“Nah, man. This is on another level!” She swats her arm in excitement. “Like, that's his literal face, dude! How do you even do something like this?!”
She shrugs. “I honestly just sat her and did it. He came to my mind and I just let my paintbrush guide me.”
“Wow.” She says in response, making Zora laugh.
“Yeah, I said the same when I was done.”
Staring back at the canvas, she smirks. “So, are you gonna do anything with it?”
“Ah— I might. I don't know yet, really.”
“Cause you know, it would be really nice if someone invested in you snagging a spot at the mint museum to display such a piece.”
Zora squints her. “That's still something you'd do for me?”
“Zora, it's like you forget who I am or something. I'm highly offended right now.” She places her hands on her hips, reminding her of both of their mothers.
“Get your hands off your hips, Roberta! I know who you are! It's just.. I don't know. That was a long time ago and that was the biggest dream I've ever had to give up.”
“It's okay, I understand. But my offers are never conditional to you, dude. You could not even be my friend anymore and I'd still send you the money to do it cause I believe in you. That bozo of a boyfriend was a hater and he fucked everything up, yeah he did. But look at you, rebuilding it right now. Every time you get in front of the canvas do this,” she's eyes wide as she points back to the canvas, “you're getting so much closer to that dream of yours.”
By now, Zora is wiping tears away. Nique frowns and pulls her into a much needed hug. She wasn't expecting to get emotional today, but leave it to her best friend to pull a few tears out of her.
“Sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry. I know you hate that,” she softly laughs, wiping her cheeks.
“It's okay, I think I've needed to let it out for a while.” She smiles, covering her face for a moment to get herself together.
Nique heads into her kitchen to wet a paper towel, bringing it back to cool down her flushed face.
“Ugh, anyway,” she outright laughs. “I really appreciate you. That really does mean so much that you could hate my guts and still help me out. That's the kind of support everybody needs.” She covers her heart, Nique doing the same.
“One of a kind, I know.” She nods. “And it's nothing, seriously. You're my mother’s kid as much as I'm yours. I got you, you got me.”
“I love you, dude.”
“I love you too, man.”
“I've honestly been thinking about getting back out there for a while, but you and Neoma already knew that cause that's what y'all do,” she snorts, beating her to it, “Lovita is close to getting there, she all into Clyde right now—”
“You mean, he's all into her?”
“Right. Anyway, she'll catch on, but Leon asked me a while ago and I've just been sitting on the idea for a while. Maybe.. I wanna paint a couple more pieces and then maybe I can look into it.”
“Yeah, hey! Nobody is pressuring you. I promise. You know we just wanna see you do your best and you are  the best. Fuck him and fuck those negative voices he left behind. You're the shit, Jean. Let's ask his ass to come pick up a fucking pencil and see if he won't jam it into his eye, before tryna attempt what you did on this canvas. I'd bet you the air in this room and win. He's a bitch.”
“Okay, okay,” she cackles, “relax, relax. You hate him more than I do, at this point!”
“I could kill him,” she smiles, “because you deserve better and girl, look at god! Better meets you at your favorite place!”
“I know, I can't wait to tell everyone at the wedding, someday.” She giggles.
“Oh lord, that's gonna be the countriest wedding ever!”
“Stop! It's gonna be the most beautiful wedding you've ever been to, shut up!”
“Y'all gon be letting doves go, it's gon be a duck pond somewhere cause y'all love the ducks, flowers of every damn kind!”
“Nah, I'm pretty sure he's already got flower combos to present to me.” She laughs, remembering one of their trips to the shoppe this past summer.
“What?”
“He was asking me which flowers were which one time, and they'd just happened to be my second favorite flower, my mama's favorite and he asked me if I thought they would pair well with aster, which is his mama's favorite flower, and I just kinda looked at him like… I know what you're up to.” She laughs at the giant smile on Nique's face.
“Aw, that is so cute! He thinks he's slick, let him be slick!”
“Nah, I'm not gonna burst his bubble! I thought it was adorable. He's so cute, I can't take him sometimes.”
“Lord have mercy. So, I got a question.”
“No, I'm not having a maid of honor. Y'all ain't killing me, cause I'd make it all of you.”
“You can have three! It's your wedding!”
“Three maids of honor? That don't sound crazy?”
“Nah, not to me. I was gonna do that for mine.”
“Really?” Zora smiles, making Nique laugh.
“See, look at your face! Do it for yours, too! Wouldn't that work out better anyway? Three people to divy up your something old, new and blue. Might be something you've have your eye on.”
“Okay, okay! We're getting so ahead of ourselves, and what if I don't get married? Then I can't get that something new… or blue??”
“Girl,” Nique laughs. “You worried about the gift?”
“Yes, duh. Leon ain't going nowhere. We don't have to get married, honestly. It's just another dream of mine, but I'm not as traditional as I used to be. But, I'd love to get married, too. Don't listen to me.” She cuts herself off.
“No, no. I totally get it. What girl doesn't wanna confess her love to the man of her dreams in front of everyone they both love?! In a frilly dress! With a veil! Or no veil! Big poofy hair! A reception! We'd throw the biggest party, you already know it!”
“Yeah, we would!” She agrees.
“Right! Don't let go of your dreams, keep 'em close. Just in case. Hell, Leon seems like a wonderful suitor so far!”
“Yeah, he’ll do long,” she jokes.
“Now back to this canvas, over here.” Nique says, making Zora sigh super loudly.
“Dominique.”
“Let. Me. See. It.”
“No.”
“Whyy??” She whines again, adding extra syllables to the word.
“Because, you play too much!”
“I'll be good, I promise! I just wanna see it!”
Zora rolls her eyes, before moving to uncover it, watching the joy wash over her best friend.
“Behave. I'm serious.”
“I said I'll be good, girl! Uncover the thing already!”
She does so, waiting for her snarky remarks, but they never come.
Again, “wow” was the way she described this one, too.
“See? I'm lost for words, actually.” She shakes her head. “You've done it again, man. The detailing is beautiful.”
And with that, she covers it back up. “I knew it wouldn't last long.”
“Long, like—”
“Nique!”
“Okay, okay!” She holds her hands up. “But uh.. congratulations!” She puts emphasis on the end of her sentence, stomping her foot again.
“Thank you. I love it over here.”
“Trust me, I love it over there.” She winks, both of them falling into a fit of giggles as she covers the canvas back up.
“Do tell, since I basically just did.” Zora presses as they sit on the stools in her kitchen.
“He's big all over. He makes me dizzy, sometimes,” she laughs. “Baby is hung to the left, and you know how I feel about a curve!”
“Yeah, you love it over there!” She cackles, slapping hands with her.
“Wait, y'all ain't in love too are y'all??”
“Chile, no. As much as we be up on each other, he's my man and I'm his woman and that's good enough for us, right now. I really like him, but we can kick it just as long as I don't gotta kick his ass.”
“My girl.” She laughs. “I told you I'd find you a boo!”
“Thank you, Zora-Jean. My god!” She exasperates.
“You're welcome! That was so hard for the three of you to say! Why?!”
“Because,”
“Y'all are so ungrateful,” she playfully digs.
“Stop it! Personally, I was holding my breath for a while. I didn't wanna thank you too early and then all this bad shit would start happening, and knowing you, you'd think I'd resent you for it. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't waiting for the other foot to drop. I'm sorry.”
“I accept your apology, and don't feel bad seriously, I get it. Knowing me, I probably would think that, but I know better! It's one of those negative voices,” she shrugs, “but I'm glad this is a good relationship. You deserve it, honestly. Plus, I'd kill him if he ever hurt you.” She smiles.
“And you talk about Lovita!” Nique cackles.
@ghostfacekill-monger @sheabuttahwrites @thegifstories @blackerthings @cecereads209 @soufcakmistress @abeautifulmindexposed @harmshake @mauvecherie-writes @honestpreference
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▶️ [슈취타] EP.5 SUGA with CHICHI
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♡ 일본의 위대한 사랑의 함정에 빠졌다! / 게으른 고양이 vs 작은 호랑이 ! ♡ caught in the trap of Japan's great love! / lazy cat vs small tiger!
-> Suchwita (슈취타) is a variety web series starring SUGA (BTS). The series features him chatting with guests while enjoying alcohol.
《♡》 Chichi's SUCHWITA Profile:
Name: CHICHI
choreographer, main dancer and oldest member of Stray Kids
"Who wouldn't take the opportunity to get drunk for free in good company?"
♡ A charming choreographer straight from Japan. ♡ Don't be fooled by her deep voice and muscles!
《♡》 [ xxxx ] - editors' note
Chichi enters the room bowing to the staff. She stops in front of Yoongi.
"Ah, should I bow? Or shall we shake hands?"
"Ah, no, no, I should... I should... should I?" They both laugh and bow their heads briefly.
"Of course, I didn't come empty-handed!" She bows with her head a second time, handing Yoongi the pink box.
"Pink, I could have expected that!" He laughs and opens it carefully to reveal the contents - a bottle of Hibiki (name is censored) Whiskey. "You really want to get drunk tonight!"
"I rarely get the chance!" She laughs loudly and they finally sit down. "And it's actually a collector's edition, you can't drink it!" [ whiskey, not for consumption! don't touch, just look! ]
"We've met before, so you seem relaxed!" [ big meeting of two introverts! ]
"Yes, that's true. But we shouldn't talk about the circumstances of our first meeting."
"That's right... we really should take this to the grave." [ great mystery shrouded in an even greater mystery??? ]
"Should we get rid of the honorifics on this occasion?"
"Did we ever use them at all?"
Yoongi looks straight at the camera as Chichi laughs in the background. [ SUGA's thoughts: she keeps exposing us ]
"This is my second tiger visitor in such a short time." [ first was HOSHI! ]
"Yeah, but Hoshi and I are different tigers. He's... a real tiger and I'm just... a big cat?"
"No, I wouldn't say that. I've watched a lot of your shows, a few before you came here. You're both wild on stage, but you seem really dangerous. You are a tiger."
Chichi covers her mouth with her hands, editors draw her blushes. [ is that the dangerous tiger??? ]
"I also listened to your solo digital album, Member Branding. Your voice is as impressive as they say."
"Aren't you praising me too much?" Chichi laughs, trying to hide her embarrassment. "But wow, you really did some research."
"Of course, who do you think I am?"
"A lazy cat?" [ CHICHI, straight to the point! ]
"So quests bring the drinks?"
Yoongi blinks in surprise.
"She really wants to drink now!"
Chichi laughs and pulls out the second bottle of whiskey today, Hibiki Whiskey - "regular" edition.
"For you, so you're not sorry you can't drink the one I bought you as a gift!"
"Wow, now I can not touch it at peace!"
"This is my favorite whiskey. I got it as a gift from a good friend in Japan once. It's a light whiskey, with mild dried fruit, a bit spicy, but everything is in balance. I brought a flavor with toffee in it. It's good when you want to relax and not necessarily get drunk, so I thought it would be a good start."
"If this was an advertisement for this product, I would definitely buy it!"
"Oh, thank you! I don't have many opportunities to drink alcohol for fun, so sometimes I just drink something light, mostly with Minho."
"With Lee Know... with Minho. Yes, we know each other!" [ Lee Know, one of BTS' past dancers! ]
"Of course you know him. He was a good dancer, wasn't he?"
"That's right, I remember that. He was really good."
Chichi leans her elbow on the back of the chair.
"So he's even better now!" [ tiger mom attacks! ]
"You're studying."
"Yeah, law. I'll probably be graduating by the time this episode airs."
"Then Chichi from the future, congratulations!" [ lawyer and choreographer! ] "What made you do this? I'm not saying it's bad or super weird, but most idols like to live in the moment. College takes a lot of time, and you didn't seem to have much time with your activities."
"I understand, I had fears too. I didn't think I could do it, but I thought to myself... The future is very fragile and uncertain. I want to be an idol as long as possible and enjoy it as much as possible, but the time will come when I will leave the stage. I want then to know that I still have something to do. It required a lot of self-denial and a lot of sacrifice from me. But I wasn't alone, I had my members."
"Yes, BTS members are also my strength. I understand that perfectly." [ two cats deeply in love with their members ]
"It's often forgotten, but you're the oldest in the group, right?"
"Yeah! I forget that a lot too. I don't feel it at all unless Seungmin painfully reminds me."
"You've lived your whole life in Japan. I also know that you're really popular there."
"Thank you! You're really praising me a lot today, I'll think you want something from me!"
"It's not like that, really! I was just wondering why you didn't decide to pursue a career there."
"Ah, a career in Japan? I don't know, now you've made me think about it... J-pop is a good genre of music, but I feel like it's still more entertainment-oriented, which of course is great! But still, I was more intrigued by the k-pop groups' system. There's a lot more place to display here, more opportunities to create something like a little spectacle every time."
"Speaking of the spectacle, you also have an acting career on your account!"
"I wouldn't call it that!" Chichi immediately waves her hands in embarrassment. "But yes, I'm also interested in acting and I managed to get a role in some interesting productions. I think that playing different roles has always interested me, mostly I showed it on stage. But I'm not thinking about switching to acting completely, it's more my hobby."
"I also looked up some articles on the internet to get a better point of view from ​​your fans. I can say for sure that you have become a great support for them. I don't know how to put it correctly, but according to many, you don't fit the idol stereotype. When people think of an idol, they don't have someone like you in mind."
"Ah yes, I've seen that opinion too. I'm not trying to stand out by force, although most people think that's what I do. Why a male group if I'm a woman? Why did I force myself to go somewhere I didn't belong in? But honestly, I don't care about such opinions. I fell in love with Stray Kids and their music, and music is universal for everyone, I wish everyone would think in those terms, in terms like Does this make me happy? Do I like it? Do I love these people? Do I feel good doing this? Instead of thinking Is this for women? Is this for men? What will other people think? Others will not live your life. They will judge you, give you an opinion and forget about you. You are the person who will be with you all your life, not them. Do everything to make you feel good."
"I know J-HOPE shares your view of the world."
"Yes, I think that's why we immediately understood each other and became friends. Please look forward to our collaboration with DIOR!"
《♡》
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♡taglist: @g4m3girl , @smh-anon
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missmitchieg · 12 days
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i don’t go here but what happened to penelope garcia’s hair ? isn’t it like shoulder length ? did she cut it ? !
/lh , tell me about penelope garcia please ?
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Yay! I love talking about babygirl! Ok, so it looks like she did indeed cut her luscious locks so rip to her long princess curls. They will be missed until they grow back. 💖
Ok, so season 1-15 Penelope was MY GIRL, ok? She was MY GIRL.
She's, like, a super genius super cutie and she's super sweet and kind and loves animals. (Seriously, one of the reasons she started working for the FBI is she was a computer hacker and hacked into the website of a cosmetic company that tests on animals and her options when she got caught were literally work for the FBI or her ass is getting thrown in prison. She chose the FBI. We love a queen that fights for animal wellfare. The other reason was she wanted to get away from her garbage, and I do mean GARBAGE, boyfriend and have a better life.)
I'm pretty sure she has ADHD. Maybe autism. IDK, but she's definitely some kinda neurospicy.
She's a walking sparkly neon rainbow. You know the way Flynn's bedroom is described in the one jatp book? Season 1-15 Penelope is that and I love it.
She went ginger once and it was a whole vibe.
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Wow, I love her.
She was super nice to her ex boss all the way from s1 to his departure in early s12, and I'm 99% sure was the only one that actually called him bossman or sir bc everyone else just called him Aaron or by his nickname, Hotch. She was really good at making him smile, which actually wasn't that hard but people exaggerate the rarity of a Hotch smile for some reason.
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After that, she was still really nice to the replacement he handpicked, Emily Prentiss, who she already adored after working with her since s2.
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Hotch was literally physically incapable of saying no to this woman and she fully knew and took advantage of that shit, ok? Seriously, one time, Penelope made a joke like "who could say no to me?" and Hotch just smirked a little bit because he knew he couldn't say anything. Penelope does an incredible imitation of the pleading emoji. Or the Puss In Boots face. Whatever you wanna call this:
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"Boss, I want you to hire Tara. 🥺" "Ok. Tell everyone else the position has been filled." "Boss, I don't wanna eat dinner alone. Do you want a veggie omelette? 🥺" "Ok. Do you have jalapeños?"
The hilarious thing is she doesn't even have to make that face. She does it to mess with him.
And then there's her, uh...... interesting little flirtationship with Derek Morgan. Or as Penelope calls him, chocolate thunder. He loves that name and encourages it. He calls her babygirl. They also have about a million other adorable pet names for each other.
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*gestures at these gifs* They love each other so much, it's kind of gross. I've said before that before I actually started watching and only had the massive comp of him calling her that, I genuinely really thought Morcia was canon. Like, oh, my GOD, dude. These two are disgustingly obsessed with each other. The shit they say on work calls. He calls her sexy and brilliant Goddess and told her it drives him crazy when "she talks that voulez coucher stuff to him". Like, hello? Honestly, I'm amazed Derek only had to sit through one HR lecture about creating a hostile work environment. Or at least, we only saw one.
Then there's her very sweet friendship with baby genius, boy wonder, good doctor, Agent Doctor Spencer Reid.
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MY BABIES. I LOVE THEM. I want them back. Gimme back my Penny², damnit.
And her very sweet friendship with Matt Simmons! Oh, my god. I love them. 🥰🥰🥰
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They're cute and I wish at least Penelope mentioned Matt in season 16 more.
Penelope and Luke! Oh, my God. Penelope and Luke.
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They are in love and both think it's unrequited and it's exhausting but at least s12-15 were FUN. Mostly.
Season 16 Penelope, though....
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Season 16 Penelope got abducted by aliens. Or lobotomized. Hard to tell.
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withacapitalp · 1 year
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Hidden Gem Friday
Hi guys!!! Okay so today is the first Hidden Gem Friday!!! I'm super pumped to be able to do this, I think it's gonna be so much fun. I have like 30 prompts already, so I'm going to try and do a little bit of a variety in these? Anyways!! I'm super psyched about this and I hope you guys leave comments for these writers when you read their stuff!!! Also let the writer know how you found them bc I always wonder when I get a random uptick in hits/comments/kudos! Anyways here's the actual rec list
Shoot by alligator_writes recced by me written by @riality-check! 1.2k words (Complete)- Jancy
Summary:
Jonathan shoots to capture. Nancy shoots to kill.  OR A character study of the two of them and their relationship.
My Thoughts:
WOW Honestly that's my thought with everything Ria writes, but this one is so overlooked!!! It's so short but every word packs an incredibly punch and it's the epitome of quality over quantity. The characterization is perfect, the parallels are so well written. Ah I just love this one
always surprised by what i do for love by birthdaycandles recced by @andrea-csenge 6.3k words (Complete)- Gen
Summary:
“He’s dressed like Steve.” Dustin says plainly, monotone in that way he gets when he’s genuinely upset and not just worked up for show. “Why?” Mike is asking because he still hasn’t processed the ugly fact of the matter, reasonably so considering how bizarre it is to witness someone be so braindead in public, but Lucas would like an answer that addresses the other type of why. Like, why is Conner Marrigan such a fucking asshole? “Clearly, uh, Marrigan wanted to have a costume no one else would think of.” Eddie chimes in. For once he sounds almost nervous, though Lucas has no idea why. “I figured I’d let you know, considering your allegiance to Harrington and also the general fact that it’s a pretty fucked up thing to do.”
My thoughts:
I love this one so much!!!! It's really well written first of all, and secondly the characterization of Lucas here is so unique!! This is my kind of Lucas, and the thought behind the premise is really interesting. Plus the Jason here is accurate to real Jason and I like that a lot (So many people just make irredeemable monster Jason when like before he went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs he was just your regular small town jock asshole)
It has been a beautiful fight. (it still is.) by througheden aka the amazing @thefreakandthehair !!!!! Recced by Lex technically, but also by me bc wowwww 3.3k words (Complete) - Steddie
Summary:
Steve wasn’t sure how the fuck he ended up at The Hideout on a Tuesday night.  Okay, that wasn’t true— Eddie invited him, he was loath to admit that he was still harboring an unexpected and ill-fated crush, and he’d agreed to go before his brain could catch up with his mouth. That's how he ended up at The Hideout on a Tuesday night.
My thoughts
Augh I just love the way you write. Something about it is so flowy, like a river or a silk dress. Anyways this is such a sweet little one shot, I always get so eeeeeee over a first kiss, and this was perfect!!!! I have a v similar idea for a story ending that is taking place soon, so great minds lolol but yes amazing show stopping wonderful etc. etc.
Words caught in my throat (who talks first?) by fragilecapric0rn recced by @flashyysins 12.2k (Complete)- Steddie
Summary:
Steve and Eddie get snowed in together. Emotional constipation and all the things left unsaid are also in attendance.
My Thoughts:
Okay so I said to myself I would put at least one WIP on this, but then I just read this one and Was going to skim it, but I literally couldn't put it down. It's so fucking good and I got choked up more than once I loved all the characterizations they felt so in synch. There are some spicy bits in this so fair warning, but there's also dad hopper and Wayne and stobin soulmate moments and just AUGH this is amazing it really honestly Is everyone should go read this and the fact that it only has 886 hits is a fucking travesty. I could easily see this as one of the seminal steddie fics tbh.
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toasthaste · 7 months
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gay skating night
So every Wednesday evening, me and my roommate and a growing group of friends go to Gay Skating Night at a skate rink in the city. It is a TON of fun, and it feels amazing to be in the midst of such a density of visibly queer people.
The first time I tagged along was when I was visiting in January, before I'd moved in.[1] I'd never roller skated before in my life[2] and it was super rough trying to acclimate. I had to go down two sizes on skates before I was able to even properly start[3] 😅. And even then I was barely hanging on, trying so so hard just to inch forward and not fall over. Didn't help that that rink is always super crowded-- when people are zipping past you and you're terrified of being outside of reach of the safety of the wall, well.
Anyway-- by the time I'd just started getting the hang of it, being marginally less rigidly terrified and loosening up some, I was also starting to get really tired. Decided to do one last loop or two around and then call it a night. But in my hubris I fell backward hard right onto my tailbone and realllly hurt myself. Like, "laid there totally unable to move because of the pain for long enough that one of the employees came to check that I was ok" style. It suuuucked, like, I didn't need an ambulance or anything but I was in a lot of pain for weeks afterward [4]
I also caught covid from that same skate night [5] so the question of did I have the courage to ever face that again didn't come up for a while. Man that was was a rough first time huh.
(When the time did come back around, what I did was buy an ass pad from Triple 8, the efficacy of which has not yet been tested because of how overly cautious I am about not falling backwards ever ever again ever. But given how annoying it is to wear hopefully it's at least serving some psychological function)
Anyway. That was January 2023. It is now September 2023. I've lived in the area for about 6 months (!)[6], and while I've skipped a lot of weeks in between [7], I've now skated enough times to be......... still terrible, but no longer the single worst person there. Not as petrified all the time. Noticing my little slow improvements-- having fun. Also I've now gone enough times to have settled into something of a routine, which was the actual reason I wanted to make this post, but wow it got out of hand huh. Oh well, that's blogging babey!
The Routine As I Have Thus Far Begun To Notice It:
Arrive just after the pre-opening line has been let in. Put in my earplugs and put on my mask while we cross the street to get to the door.
The guy who's usually at the door either recognizes me, or (more likely) recognizes who I'm with (@eiko-chatter , noted Blue Girl), and gives me a wristband without asking to see my ID. But if he's not there, get my ID out.
Go get rental skates. The lady who works there appreciates that I approach the counter with my shoes already off and ready to go. She seems really cool but I don't know how to interact with people when I can barely hear them or make myself heard and. Augh.
Make sure to hold up 6 fingers when telling her the size, because it is super loud in there and mask prevents any lipreading from being possible.
Spend a very long time tightening and tying those skates. I need them as tight as I can physically make them, especially the one on my left foot [8]. Struggle to tie them off tightly when it turns out the laces are knotted in obnoxious places. Put on kneepads and wrist pads.
Wobble out onto the rink. It isn't crowded yet but based on the rate of people coming in it's possible to estimate if it will be.
Do 1-3 laps. Feel very very stiff and unsteady, wonder if I've lost every scrap of ability I thought I'd cobbled together over the past bunch of weeks. Get sore and tired quickly, go sit down on the bench.
Re-tighten my skates, they are looser now that my feet have settled into them some. Slowly point and unpoint my feet. Whatever muscle in my ankle un-points them is very tired so it's hard to do this without it being very shaky. Do it for a while til they seem a bit less shaky. Go back out for a few more loops. Repeat a couple times, going out for longer each time.
At some point abruptly start feeling comfortable enough to not be super antsy again. Play around with shifting my weight experimentally and other maneuvers I don't really know how to do.
Start feeling fatigued and realize that Reverse Skate (when everyone skates clockwise for a bit) is probably soon, so I should rest while I can.[9]
Rest for like a minute and a half and then hear the call for reverse skate and be like agh dammit and go back out even though I'm still tired.
Marvel at how much easier it is for me to turn right than left, despite Reverse Skate overall feeling very weird. What's up with that. It comes so naturally. Why.
Get fatigued even faster than usual and go sit back down before reverse skate is even over. Wonder why they do it for such a short time, everyone I've talked to is baffled by it and wishes the split was more even. Think about sending the rink an email (do they have an email address they check??) asking about it.
Make an online order for the nearby 24 hour burger place. This tends to involve a lot of coordination with whoever's there to make sure no one forgets [10]
Go out for a while longer but eventually my body's protests get loud enough that I figure I should finally listen to them because if I overdo it too much and tear something I won't be able to go skating again for who knows how long
MARVEL AT HOW SWEATY MY KNEES ARE WHEN I TAKE THE KNEEPADS OFF
MARVEL AT HOW BAD MY FEET HURT WHEN I TAKE THE SKATES OFF. HOLY HELL.
Wait a little while for everyone else to be ready to go
Go to the burger place and hang out with friends :^)
I am going to get my own set of skates soon. Or, well, I already tried to, but those ones turned out to be the slightest bit too small on the right foot[8] so I need to return them. But in another week or two hopefully I will have my very own skates, and I think that will be very nice :^)
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[1] Part of the point of that visit was as a roommate-compatibility test and I'm so so grateful it went well (I then moved in in March)
[2] I did ice skating lessons once or twice as a very young child but I didn't really retain any of that into adulthood and also it doesn't seem like it translates amazingly to quad-style rollerskates
[3] actually ok this is a useful thing I learned from ice skating-- that the skates need to be way tighter than you'd think.
[4] for the first week or so I couldn't bend over or lie on my right side without a ton of pain, it was really bad
[5] my first and thus far only time ever getting it! I have been wearing a cloth mask with a valve to skating ever since, despite feeling a bit like a dweeb and also knowing that cloth masks have limited efficacy for protecting you. hopefully it's helping any, my shit-ass immune system needs all the help it can get (I tried a valved n95 but it's harder to breathe in and is so horribly unpleasant once I get sweaty)
[6] God that's so long. I've done like nothing in all that time. Besides get marginally better at rollerskating I guess, but. What the hell, me.
[7] it turns out that when I'm very scared and overwhelmed and unsteady on my feet and the place is always mad crowded, it is very costly to decide to go to skating, so I've found myself skipping fairly often. thankfully as I've improved, going to skating has slowly gone from being something I stress out about to something I look forward to! (reminder to self: you did a thing that was hard and scary, that you were bad at, and you kept doing it even though it was hard and scary and effortful and being-bad-at-thing feels shameful, and you are now beginning to get rewards from that! the rewards were real! Trying Something was a good usage of your energy and mental/emotional bandwidth!)
[8] my left foot is smaller enough than my right foot for it to be a huge pain in the ass for sizing. I hate it so much.
[9] I want to skate for the entirety of Reverse Skate as much as possible because it only lasts maybe 10 mins out of the 2.5 hour night
[10] you can order in person but the service is cartoonishly bad so it will take forever if you do (everyone who works there is stoned and I don't hold it against em for a second. it's kind of charming in its way). just order online ahead of time
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crabonfire · 2 years
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more random tf2 headcannons :) (modern addition!)
Engineer likes Lego’s. He LOVES the fact that there’s a toy out there that empowers kids to create, he loves the Lego typewriter and is obsessed with the Lego creators sets. (Bonsai tree, sky wars mask, etc.) if you ask him about it he’ll be like “I think it’s great kids are learnin’ to build such things.” But he will never admit he actually wants the legos. Give him legos? So happy. In general, he likes puzzles. He loves games that have puzzles like Portal.
Pyro loves video games. Any game he’s up for it. I can see him as a MAJOR Kirby fan. He’d probably play Kirby games all day long if he got the chance to. Sometimes when he notices Engie working a little too much, he will drag him to their room and play Mario kart together. Sometimes he asks others, like scout!
Heavy doesn’t play many video games, but wanna know what he likes? Chess. He loves strategy and often plays with Medic, Spy, and Engineer. Snipers quite good at it, but he likes to watch instead so he can see how much each player struggle against each other. He finds it funny, yet insanely interesting.
Demoman and Soldier shop a lot. for the most random bullshit they can find. On some nights when everyone is asleep, they’ll sneak out to like a target and pick out the most random bullshit they can find. If anyone catches them while they try to sneak out, they ask them to come along. One time Scout and heavy came along and heavy ended up having a migraine over the three men wearing the most ridiculously stupid looking yet expensive clothing anyone has ever bought. He thinks it’s funny but is also questioning the amount of money they’ve spent in one night. He’s never coming with ever again.
Scout is really good at ALL the arcade games. But one thing he’s super good at? Claw machines and fucking DDR. He thinks of it as fun legwork and loves the competitive aspect of it. Trust me when I say he’s full combod all the fucking hard songs. Sometimes he’d just play to let out the stress tho. He’d play songs like Love Is Orange, A, and of course a CLASSIC fucking Butterfly (if u don’t know any of these songs I understand because barely nobody knows these, I just play a shit ton of ddr)
Medic has a twitter account where he just spams about how annoying the other mercs are at the medbay, if they’re treating him badly expect a whole thread on it. It’s private, everyone is on there and miss Pauling likes to reply and absolutely cackles at his tweets.
“These imbeciles get on my fucking nerves sometimes mein gott.” -medic
“I’m guessing you had a rough day?” -missp
“Yes. Scout screams like a final girl from a horror movie and demoman spilled his booze all over my table. If this job doesn’t kill them I will I swear.” -medic
“Wow…uh. I’m so sorry.” -missp
“No need to feel sorry, they might boss me around but I still have the pregnancy pen. If anyone gets out of line I’ll make them go through the worst pain of all, motherhood.” -medic
“OH.” -missp
“wtf” -scout
Spy is one of those competitive sports fans, but not in terms of sport, in terms of music. I can see him talking about his favorite jazz artist then go crazy that a pop artist who’s “nothing like *insert his fav artist*” is at the top of the billboard charts.
“HE IS MUCH MORE TALENTED THAN ANY OF THESE IDIOTIC POPSTARS. HOW THEY MAKE THESE VILE SONGS…ITS NOT ART! Nothing will compare to him, his music is like heaven to one’s ear…*rambles*”
Sniper goes to pet adoption centers to play around with the pets. He has this dog he plays with a lot, her name is Molly and he adores her.
“Your a cheeky girl aren’t cha? Your so cute…yes you are, yes you are.” He says as he’s petting Molly in his arms.
Nobody knows this except Pauling, who caught him while she was in the area. He walked in with a frown but walked out with the happiest grin shes ever seen on any man.
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If you don’t me requesting for some headcanons, do you have any for the hatzgang by chance? Generic or tickle, or both, which ever you want:3
I AM LITERALLY WRITING A FIC FOR THEM RN HOLY SHIT This is actually so perfectly timed-
Regular HCs:
-Ross was pretty emo for about a year or two but grew out of it pretty quickly
-Robert has tried many times to convince his parents to get a dog, but it doesn't go very well
-In fact, him and Roy once tried to sneak a dog into Robert's room but Radford caught them. He promised to keep quiet if they returned the dog
-Remember how Ross likes bike rides? (If you didn't know this, go read the wiki.) Sometimes Rob skates along with him.
-Ross has no fucking idea how to hold a cat
-The other two would hold a cat like they held the doll in Deadly Smiles
-They have sleepovers REALLY often, but never at Roy's house
-They all have different favorite games (Ross: Mario Kart, Robert: Lego Star Wars, Roy: GTA5)
Tickle HCs:
-Getting the depressing HC out of the way first: Roy's parents never tickle him. Like, never ever. He's just their little legacy, so he never gets affection.
-Ross and Robert, however, have received many tickles in their lives
-Ross is about 40% ler, 60% lee
-Jaune thinks tickling her son is the most fun thing in the world, so Ross gets tickled almost daily.
-His worst spot is his belly, his ears coming in a close second (BEANIE OF PROTECTIONNNNNNNNN)
-He does enjoy it but is SUPER secretive about it, it's SO embarrassing to him
-Bro curls tf up like a little hedgehog when tkled and it's the cutest thing 🥺
-However, he is the most EVIL of lers. Teasing, anticipation, this boy WILL study your reactions and WILL figure out how to fluster you
-His friends love hate it
-Since he gets a little awkward about affection, sometimes he'll cuddle, sometimes it's just a pat on the back and some water
-Robert, however, is constantly getting into tickle fights with his siblings
-Usually this ends up with three of them teaming against the fourth (the fourth most commonly being Radford, surprisingly enough!)
-Half ler, half lee, all shameless tickle-enjoyer!
-Tho it does get a bit embarrassing when he's tickled in front of his friends
-He does get over it tho, and does love including them in his tickly shenanigans
-His worst spot is his sides, such an easy spot to get too, poor boi.
-He's the tallest but also the easiest to lift up bc he's a fucken STICK and it makes him SO easy to get.
-He's also SUCH a squirmer, like, you gotta pin this boi down or lift him up to have a CHANCE
-But him as a ler, oh SHIT you are in trouble
-Bro is FAST, you can't run, you can't hide, can't do shit before he catches you
-He LOVES cooing at his lee's reactions, he can't help it, he loves making his friends smile!
-He is the cuddle KING afterwards tho, he'll make sure you're nice and comfy and cozy
-If that's not your thing tho, he'll respect that too!
-Now ROY... oh god this is gonna get complicated.
-Poor boi has never been tickled until one fateful sleepover
-Twas there he learned the full extent of his ticklishness... and how much he loved it
-Ofc, he's WAY too prideful to admit it
-70% ler, 30% lee, but a glass cannon oml
-Before he knew he was ticklish, he was SUCH a huge ler oml
-He loves teasing his friends about how ticklish they are while he just fucking WRECKS them
-Cockiest little shit too like put him in his place lol
-But he CANNOT take what he dishes out.
-Worst spots are his belly and armpits, but bro is practically a walking tickle spot
-Teasing makes him turn into a freaking tomato oml
-And he just CRUMPLES too
-In short, when it comes to Hatzgang tickle fights, he's probably gonna end up losing if he gets got fast enough
WOW this ended up long, anygay if I think up more I'll probably rb this post and add them, or if you wanna add your own, feel free to rb with them, I love reading other people's hcs!
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isthefnafmovieout reviews the fnaf movie (SPOILERS)
Pre-movie thoughts (written 10/25):
I get to see it a day early! YAY!
I might have hyped this movie up in my brain a little too much, because I'm SUPER anxious.
The polarizing reviews i was seeing throughout the day were definitely a little nerve wracking! Lots of good and bad reviews, lots of weird contridicting statements. I saw lots of people complaining about the lore being "wrong" or whatever but... Eh. It has already been established that this movie won't have the same lore as the games, so I won't mind any lore changes. They're like the Silver Eyes books, in their own seperate canon but with similarities to the games.
Overall Im keeping my hopes reasonably high. Horror films and video game adaptations tend to get a bad wrap from even the fairest critics. I'm a die-heard fnaf fan, have been for all 9 years of its existence. If Dawko loves it then I will love it I think 🫡
Okay, now with that out of the way...
Spoiler free review, posted on my letterboxd:
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Post-movie thoughts (written 10/26):
The way they incorporated Mike's dream sequences into the narrative was really interesting, how he tries to use his dreams to find out who took his brother. He and Abby were really sweet :) I like how their relationship drives the plot along, with how they befriend Abby but only as a front because they want her to "be like them," and how Mike is caught up in the past and realizes that he needs to focus on protecting Abby, not bringing his brother back. Its surprisingly emotional, i really resonated with their story. Josh Hutcherson and Piper Rubio both did well!
It's basically everything I expected, and I liked it! I think it's story was good, with its focus on childhood innocence.
Vanessa is great too! Different from her game counterpart, but thats okay! And the twist that she's actually William aftons daughter? Holy shit I gasped like I was watching a soap. Thats so interesting!! I loved how she just FELT suspicious. I know it's very different from the game lore, but I expected the movie to be, and I liked what they did! I got chills when Vanessa showed the picture of her and William to Mike and you could see her holding the plane that Mike's brother used to have.... my dad thought that was the creepiest part. Speaking of william btw...
Matthew Lillard, man. wow. What a great William Afton. They do some subtle implications that hes William in the beginning and if i didnt know it was him already i would've been surprised. He hams it up like he did with Stu Macher and it's great! I wish he was in it a little more, and they expanded a little more on Williams character through Vanessa, but yeah, he was good! I hope to see more of him in any sequels!
I wish the animatronics showed up a little more, thats probably my biggest critique or whatever. But they are so well made and cute. I liked how they befriended Abby, and that they rlly honed in on the animatronics being possessed by kids and that their violence is from William Aftons influence. I wish they went more into depth about how William influenced them though, and why it's all the pictures drawn of what happened that control their vision of what happened. What we did get from them though was so cool! Jim Henson did so well with these guys, they're so cute yet can be so scary.
The kills were pretty tame on the surface, as I expected, but some of the implications were quite disturbing to a point where it didn't rlly take away from it for me. Especially Max's, it gave me a "Ada in the laser room in the re4 seperate ways remake" vibes. Same with the security guards death to the faz-trap in the beginning.
There were some pacing issues, theyve definitely cut some things i wouldve liked to see, there was some goofiness (that fort making scene made me laugh so hard im sorry, it was cute though), and some story elements that needed a touch more expanding upon, but this movie was still really fun! For non-fans, honestly i dont know how they'reresponding as a whole besides those really weird reviews im seeing on rotten tomatoes and such, but I saw it with my dad, who knew very little going into it, and he liked it, especially the story with the missing kids! For fans... well, If you like fnaf, are are willing to forgive some lore changes for the sake of telling a coherent story, then you'll love it!
Also why was Matpat there lol. isthefnafmovieout, out. See you on the flipside.
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A Cooper and Blaze interaction to do with books.
Blaze had a long running joke he had been playing on Cooper for years now. He had put so much time into it too, the joke involving a lot of reading. Worth it Blaze thought. And all he ever have to do when talking to Cooper was getting one detail just ridiculously off about a book and it would upset the book loving monkey. It was fun.
Then came the day Cooper figured it all out.
"Wait... you wouldn't know any of that is wrong unless... you've been reading the books!" Cooper cried.
One would had thought that with his little joke that he had been playing on Cooper all this time getting found out would had upset Blaze. It did not. In fact he was grinning wide now.
"It took you this long to figure that out?" Blaze asked.
Cooper's mouth dropped open in shock.
"You... how.. WHY!?" Cooper cried when he could finally speak.
Blaze was still grinning as he explain.
"It all started when I noticed how upset you got at that adaption of one of the many books you get so serious about." Blaze said, for all the world seeming like a super villain explaining their plan to Cooper. "So I thought, if a movie could make you so upset, that I could do better. At first I thought I'd the books you were reading fast and spoil them for you. But then I figured out I'm a slow reader."
Cooper was staring now. A state of shock.
"Eventually I figured out I would have to read the whole book. Wasn't so into that idea at first. But it actually started to get enjoyable after awhile. If it hadn't I would had given up the joke long ago." Blaze said.
Cooper was still staring. Not a word, not even blinking. Blaze frowned just a bit.
"Cooper? You okay?" Blaze asked, now just a bit worried.
Screaming from the other room alerted Sprx and Gibson to the chaos that was unfolding.
"Want to bet that Cooper and Blaze related again?" Sprx asked.
Gibson let out a short bark of a laugh.
"With those odds? Forget it."
When Sprx and Gibson entered the kitchen they found that Cooper was chasing Blaze around the kitchen table. Cooper seemed very upset. And Blaze on his end was laughing. Which only seemed to anger Cooper more.
"Cooper! Blaze! What's going on?" Gibson cried.
"Blaze gaslit me!" Cooper shouted, not stopping the chase.
"What?" Sprx asked.
Blaze had not stopped grinning the whole chase, and he was not about to stop now. There was no remorse. 
"Gaslight, gate keep, girl boss." Blaze said.
Cooper shouted in rage and tried to lunge at Blaze over the table. Gibson was quick enough to hold him back.
"Let me at him!" Cooper shouted.
Gibson continued to keep Cooper back. Cooper kept trying to get at Blaze. Blaze seemed to have no sense of self preservation. He only kept on grinning and  grinning.
"What book are we reading next?" Blaze asked.
Cooper shouted again.
"Can you calm down long enough to talk this out?" Gibson asked.
Cooper did calm down after a few minutes of taking some breaths. Then Cooper eventually was able to explain what Blaze had done.
"Wow... he really did gaslight Cooper." Sprx said. "I also kind of impressed that he read all those books for the bit."
"Thank you. Someone appreciates my work." Blaze said.
"Let me hit him please!" Cooper cried.
"No. No one is hitting anyone." Gibson said firmly. "I'm sure Blaze will learn his lesson from any punishment Sprx will give him."
Sprx frowned at that.
"I'm not punishing Blaze for catching onto a joke that really your son should had caught onto years ago." Sprx said.
Gibson frowned.
"I'm sorry. Are you blaming Cooper for this?" Gibson asked.
Sprx thought a moment before shrugging.
"Yeah, I suppose I am."
It wasn't much longer before Nova and Otto entered the kitchen, finding Sprx and Gibson arguing.
"What happened now?" Nova asked.
"It's a long story." Blaze said.
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Dating Eddie Munson would include...
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He has all sorts of nicknames for you, silly and sweet, but his favourite one to use is Princess (especially during sex).
He is a bit of a wild card, he’s loud and pretty unpredictable but that’s what makes life with Eddie so fun; you never know what you’re going to get up to or what plans he’s got for the day ahead. He’s always surprising you whether it be taking you to a concert impromptu or driving out to Lover’s Lake and making out under the stars or seeing who can last longer eating spicy food with no milk or blasting loud music and dancing round the kitchen... Life with Eddie is just fun.
You’re automatically an honorary part of the Hellfire Club. The guys are pretty nice, you like Mike, Dustin, Lucas and Erica; they’re funny as hell and Erica can totally match Eddie’s energy.
Watching him play guitar and singing along as he does it. He’ll learn all of your favourite songs and surprise you with them. He likes the way you sing along as he plays.
He makes you feel comfortable and safe with everything. If you’re not wanting to get high with him, no worries, if you ask him to take you home early from a party, no worries. He’s constantly checking on you, constantly asking if you’re alright and if you’re happy. He’s just a big sweetheart.
He’s horny... a lot.
Everyone has that preconceived notion of Eddie, they think he’s a freak, they think he’s mean and scary but actually he’s just pretty misunderstood. He doesn’t mind the things people say about him, he only really cares about what you think of him.
He can be quite insecure sometimes, he doubts his worth and if he’s enough for you.
He’s super protective of you, if anyone upsets you Eddie loses his shit and he’ll start throwing punches. You’re working on those issues with him, you don’t want him to get a broken nose for fighting some guy that said something rude to you so you’re working on those issues.
You could call him any time of the day or night and he would answer. If you needed him, he’d drive to you and be there in minutes. He would do anything for you and all he wants is for you to be okay.
He loves to cuddle. He loves the feeling of wrapping you in his arms and having you lie on his chest. It makes him feel powerful and strong, makes him feel like he’s the best protector in the world. Makes you feel safe when you’re all wrapped up with him.
He loves when you play with his hair, it relaxes him so much.
He loves when you pull his hair during sex.
Listening to music and cuddling with Eddie is your favourite thing.
I feel like he’d start loads of tickle fights. He’d just be chilling and then all of a sudden, he’s on top of you tickling you. He loves to hear you laugh, loves the way you squirm under him trying to hit his hands away... We all know what tickle fights lead to.
Sex. Lots and lots of sex.
Sex with Eddie is just... wow. His stamina is incredible so can go for as long as you can handle and then some. He’s a very open minded lover but particularly loves to dominate you, loves tying you up/restraining you in some way, loves risky sex (the thrill of being caught turns him on so much). 
He loves to make you beg for him, loves having that control over you.
He’s an ass man, loves grabbing your ass, smacking your ass... To be honest, he’s a whole body man when it comes to you. He worships the ground that you walk on; every single part of you gets touched, kissed and worshipped by him.
He would be great with his fingers and his tongue and would make you orgasm over and over. 
He has a breeding kink definitely. 
He likes to tease you, make you desperate and hot, he likes edging with himself and you; likes making you both lose total and complete control.
He wants everyone to know that you’re his so this means love bites... everywhere. He likes when you wear his stuff; whether it be his Hellfire t-shirt or his bracelets or his rings or his jacket; it doesn’t matter, he loves it all. He loves the thought of people knowing that you’re his and my god, the sex that comes from you wearing his stuff is incredible.
He just thinks you’re the sexiest, most adorable thing he’s ever seen. He’s so effortlessly in love and attracted to you. You could be wearing sweats or lingerie or a fancy dress or even a bin bag and he’d still get a raging boner by being around you.
The aftercare is great. He’ll play some music quietly in the background, get you some water and maybe a snack and the two of you will curl around each other, naked and sweaty, and you’d probably fall asleep like that.
It takes a lot of courage for him to admit how he feels about you. It took him a while to come to terms with the fact he was in love with you but once he said it (and once he heard you say it back), he’s always telling you now. He’s constantly telling you how much you mean to him and he shows you all the time with actions how much you mean to him.
He loves to hold your hands, playing with your fingers, as you walk together. Loves kissing you on the forehead and cheeks.
To everyone else he’s hard and a bit of a weirdo, to you he’s soft and he’s perfect. He’s Eddie.
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Wahoo I beat armored core (just now now!) thoughts below (and spoilers of course)
I can’t believe they made me fight an upgraded balteus lmao but what balteus wasn’t ready for was an upgraded ME 😈
Good game! Visually very very pretty to look at, mentally I’m clapping a lot at the credits rn lol
And the choices the game made me do lol aaaaaghhh. I almost considered putting the game down for the day when it asked me to betray carla. Same thing with eliminating G1 Michigan, only because I thought VIII Pater was my friend (turns out he’s sick in da head!! Scary guy. Really lives up to his AC name “dual nature” whew) less messed up arquebus members the better. In the end I went with ayre all the way but not because I like ayre but because of 2 things
1) carla she did try to kill me once (she made up for it by saving my ass out of prison tho)
2) (the more important reason why I sided with Ayres idea) — who knows what the ecosystem of the planet would be like with the complete removal of coral, not to mention coral is semi sentient so it’d be like super massacre if I went with Carla (and Walters) idea of destroying it all. ALSO, the destruction of the giant space ship crashing into that coral harvesting place, like what would life be like for the rubiconians? Even worse? Nobody has their interests in minds bc as far as they’re concerned they’re always caught in the middle of some corporation war, so if I sided with Carla it’d be adding fuel to that corporation war fire :(
Like ayre says at the end though, I’m sure we can avoid a fires of ibis situation 2.0 if we work really hard together. 621 is a human that didn’t lose their mind completely after contact with coral voices and maybe it has to do with the fact that they’re a fourth generation human (since the later generations worked out the kinks of not having to hear coral anymore)
Also. During the very sad heartbreaking (for me) killing carla mission, do u know how excited I was to beat the shit out of snail lmao
After reading that his augmentations were only perfected thanks to who knows how many innocent deaths, and his mind re-education shenanigans I’ve hated his ass since DAY ONE. Even IF he’s a sassy funny guy
Ok the ps just told me the trophy for this ending is called liberator of rubricon. Whatever ending that is lol idk what ppl are calling it
God I already miss Walter why’d they make me kill him too lol
ON THAT NOTE I MISS RUSTY I THINK WALTER MAY HAVE KILLED HIM. I’m gonna stick to anime rules for this one and that’s “no body seen no death” yup rusty is still out there (<- copium)
Oh wow ok I guess NG+ just starts like that huh, that’s ok w me I’ll do a NG+ run just to see the other endings, they better not make me actually kill rusty tho that’d break my heart more than it did to take out carla and chatty : (
Also pvp is fun but I’m ok at it lol I keep losing a ton but I’ve had a couple of close matches and won like 4 matches so far
Oh right about snail tho, back in the Carla mission? I was talking mad shit while fighting him like “I ALREADY BEAT YOUR DATA IN THE ARENA YOU THINK YOURE HOT SHIT??” that sorta thing. And u know how dissapointed I was that I didn’t kill him right then and there? His ass escaped that ass beating. Don’t matter tho I terminated his ass for good when he was riding that toddler ass upgraded baby chair balteus 2.0
Idk how from soft does it but they keep making these super super climatic boss fights and super fucking awesome attack patterns that are both visually appealing and difficult to evade/survive but when you do it’s like you’re really in the fight in that moment it’s awesome :) this happened with balteus, balteus 2 purple laser moment, and the fuckinnggggg icewormmmm, malenia elden ring comes to mind (alongside demon souls king of storm)
And I can’t believe they got me with the sekiro monkey “it’s not dead! It’s getting up again!” Moment too god damn that flying boss whew, sad the game wouldn’t let me use that boss’ sweet ass wings as a part to equip :(
Rusty really warmed up to me, initially I was a hater because his ass was always setting me up with these missions that always had an extra lil spice in them meant to kill me or set me up in some way (probably arquebus’ fault) but he…. Waghhhggg………”the first to join” ok cool….ty for being so eager to reunite with me rusty…I honestly thought he was dead after the ice worm mission….and the fucking line he says “there’s only one person who can keep up with me” with 621 in on the comm to listen in on….what are we…….(we’re buddies…)
Great game. And amazing cast of characters, like maybe it’s the voice acting that really nailed it but for me to care about a bunch of people (g1 Michigan…..) that you never actually see in game and only hear is wild lol
I do not care for ayre tho. I’m sorry I’m a hater, she always said some common sense stuff like “remember to dodge” baby we been on how many missions together now please. If she was a deep voiced lady I would’ve been on my hands and knees tho, and if she had a male voice I’d be even worse lol
Cortana ass!!!! Anyways cutest ayre moment was 621 and her watching these giant nuke missles hit a massive structure and she’s like (cutely) “they’re really like fireworks” & I had to laugh and be like we gotta get u some real fireworks ayre they don’t look like this gsvdvdvd
Right and do u know how much I was pogging when the fake raven or Rather the Real Raven showed up??? Damn what was that guys situation about and their handler too? Hmmmmm (dlc potential?)
Fun ass game! Slow start but momentum wise it keeps speeding up and then the end is like WHAM did ya like it and I gotta be like YEAH. I DID. Now I have the urge to play the other endings in ng+ since my AC is geared the fuck up to handle anything I feel like. Kinda wish the pacing at the start stayed the whole way as in slow pacing the entire game with the game letting me kill more shounen protagonist types lol (although that would mean killing ppl like Rusty hmmm my sadism for wanting more murder of naive protagonist types and love for rusty is like oil and water when it comes to that idea lol)
One complaint tho just one, the ost can be somewhat lacking. It has its moments tho!! There’s like 3 tracks that really kill it, and they’re at important moments too. Iceworm, balteus 2.0/snail showdown, and Carla fight are good. The rest went over my head tho sowwy
Now that I’ve achieved credits in this game im a certified armored core fan (even tho this is my first one) and I’m glad this game is getting attention! I really hope they release more AC games bc this kicked ass, maybe they can take a break before taking that on though, because every single mission is pretty breath taking visually, and MASSIVE in terms of sheer size sometimes like damn. Lots of love!
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mysteryshoptls · 2 years
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SR Cater Diamond Apprentice Chef Personal Story: Part 1
"Master Chef"
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Master Chef ― Cater Version ~Let's Make Potato Galette 1~
Cater: Hmmm…
Rook: Hm? Whatever could be bothering you, Monsieur Magicam? You seem dreadfully unhappy.
Cater: Oh, c'mon, Rook-kun, that's a bit of an exaggeration. My practice dish was just a little off, is all.
Rook: That dish you're creating… Ah, it's a potato galette. Is it something you find not to your liking?
Cater: Ahaha, nah, it's not that I hate it or nothing. Just thinkin' that it's kiiiinda boring.
Rook: Fufu, it does give off the feeling of a simple, home-style dish.
Cater: Yeaaaah. Like, if I was gonna be taking this class anyway, I woulda wanted to make something that'd be a hot smash on Magicam, man~
Cater: Rather than some dish where the dough is just spread out in a circle and baked, wouldn't it be more exciting to eat something that looked super awesome?
Chef Ghost: It's true that it's not an extravagant dish, but… If you bake it beautifully, you'll be able to create something that'll look entirely mouthwatering.
Chef Ghost: And also, it's because it's a simple dish that it can be enjoyed with a variety of flavors.
Cater: I see~ Maybe the appeal of this dish'll actually be the fact that I can flavor it with different seasonings.
Cater: Come to think of it, there was a time where people took videos trying to experiment with different food combinations, and those got pretty popular.
Cater: Setting aside the talk of making it look fabulous… I guess that's one way to cause a stir on the internet.
Chef Ghost: Right, right. Then, let's go ahead and master how to make a potato galette!
Cater: Okay, let's go ♪
Rook: Très bien! I'll be cheering on your attempt, Monsieur Magicam.
Cater: Thanks~ Good luck to you too, Rook-kun ☆
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Chef Ghost: You're pretty good at this, Cater-kun. Do you cook often?
Cater: I just help out a bit with a few of the easier dishes for Heartslabyul's tea parties, is all~
Cater: And back home, I'd only ever do small stuff like making pancakes for my older sisters using store-bought batter mix...
Cater: Don't even know if I can say I made them good or anything. And for the most part, I'd just rely on the convenience of the kitchen tools to help peel and shred stuff.
Chef Ghost: Wow, but even then, you're pretty good with a knife. You're doing a good job slicing up the potatoes.
Cater: Y'think? Thanks ♪
Cater: Uhhhhhhm… So, once I finish cutting up the potatoes, I put them in a bowl filled with water, right?
Chef Ghost: Ah, you don't have to place them in water for this.
Cater: Eh? I thought that was a required step…
Chef Ghost: Did you learn that from helping out at home? Smart kid.
Cater: No, I just remember seeing it in a cooking video I watched once… Oh, but they might not have actually said why?
Chef Ghost: That reason we soak the potatoes in water is to prevent discoloration, remove dirt, and to help prevent burning it.
Cater: Ooh, so there really was a reason for it~ Cay-kun's a little bit wiser now ☆
Cater: But if that's the case, shouldn't we put it in the water, then…? If it gets discolored, it'll end up lookin' bad.
Chef Ghost: No need. If you soak them, it'll be more difficult for the potatoes to stick to each other.
Chef Ghost: There are times you'll need to, but… For a potato galette, we need to be able to use the stickiness of the potato's starch.
Cater: So, what you're saying is… If I wet the potatoes, it'll come out badly cause the dish'll fall apart?
Chef Ghost: That's right. You caught on quick!
Cater: So, even the way ingredients are prepared changes depending on what's being made, huh… There's a lot more to cooking than I thought.
Chef Ghost: If you start to grasp the reason behind each and every little step, maybe cooking will become more fun for you.
Cater: Hmmm… Well, even trivia posts do get a ton of traction online, so it wouldn't hurt to learn it, I guess.
Cater: But it's kinda hard to get excited over just slicing up the potatoes and baking 'em…
Cater: Eh, well, I've done this much already, so I guess I'll at least finish it up.
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july 31, 2021 2:30 p.m. dr. zhao's office
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[grant] "growing up, i was miserable, and i'm not going to get into that too deeply, but it’s true. i was miserable. i didn’t feel like i fit in anywhere. i was friends with everyone but not really in any one specific group and most people didn’t know me super deeply. i had a terrible home life. basically, life sucked. the only real way to escape the horrors of life is to die but that’s not a very good strategy. someone told me that the other day. you miss out on the good stuff.
but you can get relief and for me, it was diving into the rest of my family, my irish-speaking community. it was–no, is–as close to a full escape as you can get. it felt like entering into a whole new universe. practically no one else in america knows even a single word of the language, and even my mother, who was raised to speak it, forgot most of it, so it was a safe, secret language for me. i could say whatever i felt like i needed to say.
and for once, i had a place that i totally fit into. we were bound just by a shared language and a desire to be familial. it didn’t matter what kind of person you were, what you liked, what you looked like, or if you were actually blood-related or not. it just mattered that someone called you family and that you knew the same words, sang the same songs, told the same stories, or that you were willing to learn about those things.
so that’s what being an irish speaker means to me. it means community and it means security and belonging. not a revolutionary sentiment, wow, but it's the right answer.
and it feels like a collective memory. also not revolutionary, sorry. i have good individual memories about the language, like how it’s funny we all knowingly spell grandmother and grandfather wrong in irish because my sister got it wrong one time and it caught on, but i also have collective ones. i'm very proud, i think that’s a good word, to belong to this history. those words, songs, and stories my family knows are the same ones that thousands of other irish-speaking families have known for however long it’s all existed.
ultimately, one person’s private life is not the only way to be lonely or miserable. collectively, i mean, ireland was colonized for almost 800 years, and the language and culture was irreparably damaged, literally killed off because the vampire that is the british empire decided it needed to die. how lonely and miserable is that, losing yourself because someone whose opinion shouldn’t matter decided you need to and forced you to kneel to them and die with their boot on your neck. obviously, the old ways are not all gone or else no one would know the language and history at all, but things aren’t the way they used to be hundreds of years ago.
that experience of someone or something else weighing on us and torturing us is a universal, i believe. like i said, it's unfortunately part of being alive in this permutation of the universe.
i mean, being an immigrant is also lonely and miserable. that's a very relevant example here. you wouldn’t be interviewing me if someone didn’t emigrate, but it’s not an easy thing. you leave everything you know because you have no other choice but being present in a new, unfamiliar place is traumatic. even people who travel for fun feel some kind of shock. but if you just travel, eventually you'll return back to your familiar place. for immigrants, most people don’t get the chance to live in comfort again, let alone pass their native culture down, all thanks of the power of assimilation. it takes a special set of circumstances and a lot of luck to preserve these things in any unwelcoming environment, and i really admire my grandmother for figuring it out. she did a good job.
and i'm also glad i have the same cultural tools because it means i can understand her. a lot of people say we’re alike and even if they’re wrong, having the same cultural framework means that we feel alike. i'm sure she feels invisible, but i can sense the awfulness of her existence and that we find belonging in the same place."
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The Time I experienced super speed!! well times to be exact.
well back like 6 or 7 years ago there was a subliminal maker named superhero subliminals and he had several subliminals centered around several superhero's one of them being the flash, so of course you know I had to use that subliminal. so it incuded all of his abilities and he was very detailed with it so i followed the directions of the subliminal and listened at the peak times before bed and after waking up. I also ran to increase the effectiveness on about day 5 I experienced my first side effect after coming out of school after a long day as I was walking some students had some balls of Clay that they was about to throw against the school walls and for some reason when they threw it I saw it move several times slower than they were actually moving so I didn't think much about it. then after about a week I noticed my speed was increasing so was my energy levels agility flexibility and everything overall including my typing speed definitely helped with typing essays. so one day on the weekend my dad and I were playing catch with the baseball ya know normal activities and my dad said okay if you drop it this next time we'll be done for today so he threw it the ball hit my wrist then went up my glove and suddently as it fell down everything went silent and I saw the ball fall in literal slow motion so I just moved my glove in the direction of the path of the ball and I caught it. and my final experience with super speed was when I was coming out of the restroom at school it was physics class fun fun... as I was entering the classroom everything went silent again and when I looked in the classrom someone was doing a bottle flip I saw the bottle flip go in slow motion I swear if I moved an inch I know I'd appear as a blur of motion if I ran next to them it would be as if I teleported so I stayed still and let the bottle fall. but that was my second real time experiencing how the flash or quicksilver must feel a lot of the time. hope you enjoyed this experience.
Wow!!!! That is so cool!!! What an amazing success story!!!
Got me wanting to manifest super speed 🤭
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