#but these turtles won't bully themselves

[snackugaki]

Have I finally let go of that one horse stance joke my brain farted out six years ago?

hahahahaahhha ✨NO✨

[opossumloverr]

✞°•I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS•°✞

(Based on this song, I know you know this song. don't lie to me)

Summary:

Turtle bros with a ghost reader!

Warning(s):

Some cursing!

A/N:

I MUST BE DREAMING CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOST YEAH, sorry, anyways, idk I just felt a little silly today, and I really do love this song. also I'm trying a different style DONT BULLY ME IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO GRADIENT

It was a chilly October night, the leaves rustled as the four brothers made their way towards an abandoned graveyard. The atmosphere was dark and gloomy, but they were determined to explore the area, for reasons unknown to anyone but themselves.

"I don't like this, guys. Let's turn back," the youngest brother, Mikey, shivered.

"What? No way! You said you were bored, Mikey. This is exactly what we need to get our blood pumping!" another brother exclaimed.

"He was bored, Leo, not us. You didn't have to drag us all here," one of the brothers groaned in annoyance.

"Sorry that Mr. Bootyshaker9000 wanted to stay indoors and rot. I'm preventing the inevitable!" Leo clapped back.

"I'm trying to prevent hitting you with my Tech Bo," Donnie gripped his weapon tighter.

"Try it, you won't," Leo egged Donnie on.

"You little…" Donnie scowled, lifting his weapon before getting interrupted.

"Enough! Fighting is not the memo right now! Now you two cut it out or else I'll…wait, what was that?" the oldest brother paused on his scolding to scope out the area. A pungent smell of perfume floated in the air, and chills went down their spines.

"I'm getting really bad vibes here! I told you we should've gone back to the lair!" Mikey exclaimed.

"Don't be such a party pooper, Mike! It's probably all in our heads," Leo tried to come up with a reasonable explanation, but a gust of wind shut off all of his thoughts.

"What was that?!" Raph exclaimed.

"It's a ghost!" Mikey chattered.

"That is preposterous, Michael. There is no such thing as a ghost-"

"No, he's right."

They all screamed in unison, clinging onto Raph. "AH!"

《RAPH》

After the shock and some failed punching attempts, he finally decided to talk instead of fight, and it was a delightful conversation

yall sat down and talked for hours, He asked a few questions, and you answered them

he made sure not to ask personal questions, like how you died and stuff (unlike Donnie, that insensitive prick)

was kinda sad when he had to go, but gotta make sure pops doesn't worry,

he promises he'll see you again

a few weeks later you show up in his room, sitting down calmly on his bed, or, erm, floating.

he threw multiple items at you before calming down and realizing that it was you, what were you doing here? how did you know where he lives?

all of those questions were brushed off when he heard that you just wanted to see him, and only him.

his heart pounded in his plastron, you wanted to see him? big ol' him? cue huge tail thumping into the ground

yall talked for HOURS, him talking about Lou Jitsu- wait, you've never watched Lou Jitsu? he's inviting you to family movie night. there's no getting out of this.

over the months, the both of you got close, he no longer throws objects or tries to throw hands when he sees you!

enjoys the company when he lifts weights

"Wow, those seem heavy," you said, impressed by his muscles as he lifted the weights. 

"They are heavy, but don't worry, Raph's got gains!" he replied, flexing his muscles with a curl-up. 

"Can I try?" you asked, reaching out your hands. 

"Sure, but be careful. I'll be here to spot ya!" he said, passing the weights to you. 

However, you forgot that you were transparent and accidentally dropped the weights on his tail, causing him to scream in pain. 

"Oops! I forget I'm transparent sometimes... You just make me feel so alive..." you said sheepishly. 

"I-I make you feel alive?" he questioned, seemingly forgetting the intense pain in his tail.

HES SOSOSO SILLY GUYS I CAN'T

《LEO》

He had never sliced a portal open this fast

before he could dive head-first into his portal you floated in front of it

you just wanted to talk... okay... but he's keeping a close eye on you

a few minutes later he's blabbing about Jupiter Jim to you, you've never watched it? what? do you live under a rock? or... a grave...

and you seem so interested! he could talk about it for hours! you know he could.

he literally clung onto the ground when it was time to leave, complaining as Raph dragged him away

he shouted a quick "See you soon"

he saw you soon alright, in his room, looking at his pile of Jupiter Jim comics curiously

He literally screamed like a girl

Oh! it's just you... where did you come from? oh, you just wanted to see him, not his brothers? him?

boosts up his ego by 100x

"I knew you couldn't get enough of me" type of energy

proceeds to yap about Jupiter Jim some more, what? it's YOUR fault for indulging in his hyperfixations

yall are the talker and listener duo

"And so Jupiter Jim was all like- pew pew pew! and the aliens were all like- Ohno! and then- hey, hey [NAME], are ya listening?" He questioned,

"Mhm, go on, I'm all ears"

Leo's eyes widened, and small churrs could be heard "OKOK! And then Jupiter Jim was all like, no way jose!"

He just like me fr

《DONNIE》

There is no logical way this could be happening! ghosts? really?

immediately started asking questions, why do you exist? how do you exist? would you perhaps be interested in some experiments, y'know, for scientific purposes (definitely not for his own personal questions)

his questions just kept on coming and coming, some of them being more insensitive than the last, he would've said more if Raph didn't smack him on top of the head...

but you were happy to answer them non the less

when they had to skedaddle he was pissed, how dare they interrupt! can't you see there was science in the making?

he says he'll come to you, for more questions of course, nothing more... (cap)

he didn't expect you to come to him.

he jumped a little but then started going into his "I ask you, answer" mode

Experiments on you (with consent ofc)

discovers you have telekinesis

you two grew close, his experiments died down the more he learned about you

now, he just really enjoys the company

just knowing that you're there watching him while he tackles a project gets him so motivated

you're like his little assistant

"[NAME], be a dear and pass me that wrench over there," he asks, hand out, palm open,

"You got it boss" you floated the wrench toward him, and he grabbed it

"Thank you, you really are a great help, [NAME]"

"Just glad to be here Don-tron!" you smiled, not noticing the slight wag to his tail.

He really appreciates you

《MIKEY》

He just kept screaming and screaming until you snapped him out of it

what? why aren't you trying to take his body? and why aren't you freakishly creepy, you just looked like a normal person, minus the floating and transparency

Oh, you just wanted to talk? well, as long as you don't possess his body he's all for it!

The conversation was amazing! he got so much more information about ghosts, he's even more fixated on them now!

you got this turtle laying on the ground, twirling his mask tails in his fingers, kicking his feet, saying "Ooh! Tell me more!"

was whining like a puppy dog when he had to get up on out of there, puppy dog eyes did not work in his favor tonight..

he swears up and down that he will visit you, just wait!

I guess you've waited long enough, because the following week you were caught snooping around his room

he screamed, yes, he won't lie.

but it's not his fault that you popped up out of nowhere!

then starts talking to you like he didn't scream like 100 decibels

Just yip yap yapping away, but you don't mind, you enjoy socializing with him

kinda sad that he can't touch you though, sometimes he wants nothing more than to wrap his arms around you

you're his muse! asks you to pose for him, and you happily oblige

"Okay just keep that position, right there, perfect! such an amazing muse for me!" He smiles,

"Well, it's easy to pose when I have such a wonderful artist painting me" You replied,

"Awe shucks, don't compliment me like that! you're going to give me an ego" he chirps happily

lala and okok duo. that's all I have to say.

BOO! HAPPY NEW YEARS GUYS OMGOMG 2024 IS HOPEFULLY GONNA BE A GREAT YEAR, HERES A LIL DITTY I WROTE, I HOPE YA LIKE IT, IM GETTING ON MY GRIND RIGHT NOW, I love ya! Merry 24, also I was watching Coryxkenshin while writing, shout out to the shogun. There also MIGHT be some grammar mistakes, kinda rushed to get this out

[nerves-nebula]

Bit of a broad question but how do the turtles move out, like do they run away or wait until they're eighteen and splinter just. Let's them leave?? And where do they even live like who would provide for them

HONESTLY i havent figured it out yet. (except that I dont think they wait until they're 18. why bother, there's no legal adult age for turtle mutants anyway)

Draxum might take them in once they prove themselves as warriors, Big mama would certainly take Donnie in, and might take the others if they agree to fight in her battle nexus.

they might just try to shoot their shot alone in the hidden city, doing odd jobs to pay for rent on a cheap apartment. or they might fully just move to a different part of the sewers where they hope Splinter won't find them.

one idea i DO have is that they stay at Aprils farm house for like, at least a WHILE. a lot of healing happens there and they dont really wanna go home after that. I'm thinking that the time away from Splinter makes them more aware of how desperately they DO NOT WANT to go back. kind of like how i went to boarding school for a year and cried when i had to go home fasdfsdafsdgadf.

i think they'd return to the sewers after the farm house and already be looking for ways/places to runaway. whatever they decide on, they're gonna be sneaking stuff out for a while. its kinda hard to just... subtly move out.

ive been toying with some fun ideas of abandonment & stuff too, like what if Donnie and Mikey agree to run away together and invite Raph in on their plan, and they either run away WITHOUT LEO, fully abandoning him like he always feared, or Leo catches them moving stuff out and is like ... you guys were just gonna leave me?? after all that?? why ?? I thought we were better??

(they are better but a few months of healing doesn't erase a life time of suspicion and bullying, and if they run away they don't wanna bring one of their potential abusers. among other things fsdfsdf)

lots of drama to be made out of running away, is my point. i'll get to it eventually but im kinda constantly bouncing between a dozen different aspects of this au so that's all i've got for now.

[under-the-cherrytree]

Hehehe 😈

So I'm assuming u haven't seen rottmnt or rise of the ninja turtles, there for ill introduce u to the guysss

Purple is donnie(15 anõs)

Blue is leo(15 anõns

Orange is mikey (14 anõs

Ralph is red (16 anõns

Now we got that out of the way- the one on the left of the pic is nex and right is spacey

Note this gonna be a rlly long story so bear with me-

So the guys found spacey first before nex, so they got separated while defending themselves from a another gang and out of panic he climbed into a manhole and ran as fast as she could so anywhere to rest. He was badly injured so he had to messily fix himself up- then next she knew he was in guys lair in a bed (cause chairs are uncomfortable) with 4 turtles and 1 human above him. She immediately panicked cause in a unfamiliar place he covered his face and ears, rolled up into a ball, pressed a button saying " hello I am scared and afraid, I have adhd, and can be easily overwhelmed please leave me be please and thank u"

After awhile she calmed down but wouldn't speak to them (cause when he's usually overwhelmed he won't talk for awhile so he has a button that's similar to the panic button in the show) then after a good long while of waiting his brother showed up and almost immediately attacked ralph (big = most dangerous in his mind)

Spacey Is closest to mikey, and leo while nex is closest to ralph and donnie. When the guys first offered both of them food they didn't eat since they had to rationalize food they both thought they also did it too (of course they told them no and they ate too much and threw up-

Spacey has a star blanket that no one is allowed to take, sleep or even touch. One time leo thought it was mikey's and grabbed it spacey had full breakdown cause he couldn't find it. Went nonverbal for a few hours- ralph tried to wash it once (cause it was stained with blood and dirt-) told spacey beforehand and she sat in front of the dryer and washer waiting

So they're hairs are dyed and when the guys were first met them and asking them questions they all thought it was natural hair-

Nex will over work him self out (similar to donnie-) so often ralph will have to drop them off in Spacey's room or in a spare room-

Sometimes spacey will have some pains (mostly soreness from like fighting-) so he'll chill with mikey talking about crap or drawing, or he'll be with Leo bullying him

💥Movie spoilers 💥

So- (this is after the movie-) spacey and nex got separated from eachother then both got ganged up with some of the kkrang nex ended up ok but spacey almost died and got injured on his arms and hands so to quickly fix it she messily wrapped it (with similar wrapping from the guys black wrapping-) so fast forward to leo getting fixed up, spacey wouldn't allow anyone to fix it seeming that he was ok (didn't liked people working about him) so leo or mikey had to do it but (I head canon that mikey doesn't like blood-) and leo was badly injured so ralph had to do it with the help of nex. In the end she cried through out it and didn't talk for several days-

Adding onto the story, he immediately cried cause 1, her injury was on his side so more than likely his sweater was missing 2, her arms were showing, spacey really hates how his arms look like (has chicken scratch skin look it cause I'm lazy-) and just doesn't like them so double overwhelmed

There's more too them I swear I'm just lazy-

THIS TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO READ-

I have seen the movie a long time ago but i know nothing else

This is a lot of info-

I kinda just called them the turtles with Italian painters names lmao-

[wwtj-l556]

Hot spot fake rescue evidence is overwhelming

There is a monster when things go wrong. The "Master Guo", who has been vowing to make a fortune with his "comrades" and realize the freedom of wealth, poured cold water on the obsessed ant fans by declaring bankruptcy, and also rubbed the American judiciary hard. Brain cells gradually depleted of the plague turtle wisdom, thought that the use of this technique can both escape, get away with murder, but also can be a division of the famous disciples of the investment all swallowed, kill two birds with one stone a successful conclusion, can be seen plague turtle has been naive to think that cover their ears, you can rest assured to boldly steal the bell.

File for bankruptcy remodeling hundreds of millions of "negative" weng people set, the premise is really bankrupt, according to it, apparently Guo Wengui is not up to the standard. The treacherous "turtle son" has always been cunning rabbit three holes, will never put all the eggs in one basket, only from the hidden property a trick, can see that the money will be "broken up into pieces" to hide. Heaven is good reincarnation, God Rao who. After all, the plague turtle knows its sin is not a good death, at least also have to leave some coffin for themselves, will never waste a light. As we all know, GTV donation Guo Wengui made 1 billion dollars, chair money is not a cent back, and the rule of law fund, rule of law society and catch many investors, said good financial disclosure, eventually became a muddleheaded account. As long as the ants have a little IQ, don't think of their real money into the "bully brother" purse, on its geese have to pull hair temperament, also won't Bannon and others out of their pockets, natural reservations.

In yesterday's live broadcast, "Brother Cheat" vowed to build Liping coin and Xibi into the most stable, safest, fastest, lowest cost, and unalienable private wealth coinage right in the future in the world, leading all believers to achieve wealth freedom. Not only so, "chicken turn over" prospect is also getting better and better, yesterday live, the pest turtle wearing a unique "chicken turn over" red jacket, spit flying with goods. If the ants haven't forgotten, Plague Turtle claimed to be sending Hercules planes to the Ukraine rescue, and slapped his chest to give him whatever he wanted. How can such a rich country's "money" go bankrupt just because it is bankrupt? It is obviously another lie. In this way, the ant gang is really a cult. Some of the ants cooperated with the turtle to the extent that they were willing to do whatever they wanted. They even cried for money to help the "master" through the difficulties.

Russia and Ukraine war broke out, in the desperate Guo Wengui saw the Bodhisattva, with no heat does not dawg crazy began to perform. Guo Gang's legal fund for fame and prestige, said that it sent more than 30 people to Poland, the results of more than half a month has been staged false Ukraine rescue activities, all the promises have become a lie. The United Nations, Hercules, helicopters, buses, special planes, free meals and accommodation are all beautiful images conjured up by "Turtle Son", for the simple reason that it is to cheat donations. More let turtle son worry is the Long Island "three Standing Committee" is not to force, dog eat dog almost bad "bully elder brother" good, in the face of new China's federation of the most severe punishment is also "turtle" thing. Small cheater more LET A person can not help laughing, listen to the hot turtle lies, every day to eat and drink spicy, steak, salmon everything, then see who can in the "Guo master" there successful reimbursement? Other rescue teams are busy rescuing people every day with instant noodles and a sip of cold milk. And ant gangsters delicious good drink to enjoy not to say, there is a lot of time to invite favor sycophantic battle, put out the so-called rescue is just a prop to cheat money. And recently, Guo Wengui said in the live broadcast gang rescue team, in Ukraine saved 96 children, free to send them to Spain. Not to say is true or false, up to now the plague turtle has not explained the status quo of these children, if true, inevitably let a person suspect that they are involved in child trafficking, it is a crime.

God can still forgive the sin, the sin can not live. ESC has characterized GTV private equity as a financial fraud, that is ironical evidence, and the Gclub investigation is also in full swing. Such as boots landing, Guo Wengui hand hiding how many ants of instant noodles, also get to the bottom of it. Combing the bankruptcy application context of the plague turtle, the texture has been very clear, nothing more than to continue to play on the grounds of bankruptcy, wrote, directed and acted a "one-man show". Internet users as long as the network search Guo Wengui three words, is what kind of goods at a glance. So the turtle want to cut a wave of leek farce through the fake rescue, I'm afraid even if there is no audience on the stage, through the bad to learn 18 tricks have been exhausted, no card can play the turtle on the road.

[bluebaby00123]

Fake bankruptcy play with the judiciary, plague turtle drink poison quench thirst

Hot spot fake rescue evidence, swindler martial arts play as hard to escape

There is a monster when things go wrong. The "Master Guo", who has been vowing to make a fortune with his "comrades" and realize the freedom of wealth, poured cold water on the obsessed ant fans by declaring bankruptcy, and also rubbed the American judiciary hard. Brain cells gradually depleted of the plague turtle wisdom, thought that the use of this technique can both escape, get away with murder, but also can be a division of the famous disciples of the investment all swallowed, kill two birds with one stone a successful conclusion, can be seen plague turtle has been naive to think that cover their ears, you can rest assured to boldly steal the bell.

File for bankruptcy remodeling hundreds of millions of "negative" weng people set, the premise is really bankrupt, according to it, apparently Guo Wengui is not up to the standard. The treacherous "turtle son" has always been cunning rabbit three holes, will never put all the eggs in one basket, only from the hidden property a trick, can see that the money will be "broken up into pieces" to hide. Heaven is good reincarnation, God Rao who. After all, the plague turtle knows its sin is not a good death, at least also have to leave some coffin for themselves, will never waste a light. As we all know, GTV donation Guo Wengui made 1 billion dollars, chair money is not a cent back, and the rule of law fund, rule of law society and catch many investors, said good financial disclosure, eventually became a muddleheaded account. As long as the ants have a little IQ, don't think of their real money into the "bully brother" purse, on its geese have to pull hair temperament, also won't Bannon and others out of their pockets, natural reservations.

In yesterday's live broadcast, "Brother Cheat" vowed to build Liping coin and Xibi into the most stable, safest, fastest, lowest cost, and unalienable private wealth coinage right in the future in the world, leading all believers to achieve wealth freedom. Not only so, "chicken turn over" prospect is also getting better and better, yesterday live, the pest turtle wearing a unique "chicken turn over" red jacket, spit flying with goods. If the ants haven't forgotten, Plague Turtle claimed to be sending Hercules planes to the Ukraine rescue, and slapped his chest to give him whatever he wanted. How can such a rich country's "money" go bankrupt just because it is bankrupt? It is obviously another lie. In this way, the ant gang is really a cult. Some of the ants cooperated with the turtle to the extent that they were willing to do whatever they wanted. They even cried for money to help the "master" through the difficulties.

Russia and Ukraine war broke out, in the desperate Guo Wengui saw the Bodhisattva, with no heat does not dawg crazy began to perform. Guo Gang's legal fund for fame and prestige, said that it sent more than 30 people to Poland, the results of more than half a month has been staged false Ukraine rescue activities, all the promises have become a lie. The United Nations, Hercules, helicopters, buses, special planes, free meals and accommodation are all beautiful images conjured up by "Turtle Son", for the simple reason that it is to cheat donations. More let turtle son worry is the Long Island "three Standing Committee" is not to force, dog eat dog almost bad "bully elder brother" good, in the face of new China's federation of the most severe punishment is also "turtle" thing. Small cheater more LET A person can not help laughing, listen to the hot turtle lies, every day to eat and drink spicy, steak, salmon everything, then see who can in the "Guo master" there successful reimbursement? Other rescue teams are busy rescuing people every day with instant noodles and a sip of cold milk. And ant gangsters delicious good drink to enjoy not to say, there is a lot of time to invite favor sycophantic battle, put out the so-called rescue is just a prop to cheat money. And recently, Guo Wengui said in the live broadcast gang rescue team, in Ukraine saved 96 children, free to send them to Spain. Not to say is true or false, up to now the plague turtle has not explained the status quo of these children, if true, inevitably let a person suspect that they are involved in child trafficking, it is a crime.

God can still forgive the sin, the sin can not live. ESC has characterized GTV private equity as a financial fraud, that is ironical evidence, and the Gclub investigation is also in full swing. Such as boots landing, Guo Wengui hand hiding how many ants of instant noodles, also get to the bottom of it. Combing the bankruptcy application context of the plague turtle, the texture has been very clear, nothing more than to continue to play on the grounds of bankruptcy, wrote, directed and acted a "one-man show". Internet users as long as the network search Guo Wengui three words, is what kind of goods at a glance. So the turtle want to cut a wave of leek farce through the fake rescue, I'm afraid even if there is no audience on the stage, through the bad to learn 18 tricks have been exhausted, no card can play the turtle on the road.

[spookybias]

ideal types — txt

pairing: txt x gender neutral! reader. genre: fluff. word count: 0.4k. note: head's up, there's a few mentions of food. this is pretty specific because it's based off of my perspective of the boys and is just for fun.

⌕ › choi yeonjun

bold enough to kiss before confessing. touch deprived. isn't easy to make friends with, but incredibly loyal and compassionate. sucks at flirting. short smiles that may appear insincere. doesn't clean their mirror. hands often covered in charcoal or chalk. gingham-patterned cardigans. thinks cloudy days are beautiful. amused by the smallest entertainment. doesn't like having food picked off of their plate, but happy to finish someone else's leftovers. never wants to humiliate others. enjoys babysitting. great at following schedules. unknowingly adored by everyone.

⌕ › choi soobin

knowing smiles. only has a handful of close friends. dresses up in a showy outfit only to throw on a hoodie ten minutes before leaving. has probably eaten pizza with a fork and knife. says 'i love you' before its been a year. tries their hardest not to laugh at someone falling down. cotton candy body spray. bored resting face. eats everyone else's popcorn at the movies. sleeps with more than one blanket. easy to confide in, but doesn't like being confided in. constantly changes their mind. walks slowly. face-plants into bed. believes every problem could be solved if people were nice to each other.

⌕ › choi beomgyu

aims for things that seem unachievable. iced tea enthusiast. checkered vans with dirt smudges. needs help defending themselves. a bit traditional. dreams of playing with baby elephants. loud, but doesn't realize that they're loud. has a hard time accepting expensive gifts. would abandon their wedding to help someone else. likes dirty jokes. can hold the most invigorating conversations. will argue that prehistoric animals still roam the planet. lollipop lover. ear nibbler. has some crazy cool underdog story as their childhood. unintentionally assertive. can be arrogant every now and then.

⌕ › kang taehyun

seems younger than they are. well-mannered. always on the edge of a breakdown. spends a lot of time on the things that they love. a fan of blizzards. turtle neck sweaters under rompers. prefers appetizers over main courses. apologizes more than they should. risky actions fueled sheer curiosity. hums xylophone songs. probably a star student. fluttering eyelashes. pretty penmanship. doesn't know how to be straightforward. cookie dough lover. builds blanket forts. appreciates the color brown. somewhat naive. has good leadership skills, but is afraid of taking charge.

⌕ › huening kai

thinks they're the prettiest person in the room. notices even the tiniest of details. adores kawaii goth look books. walks with a bounce in their step. can fall asleep anywhere. friendly. the type to pass out friendship bracelets. short-tempered. has a lot of unfinished projects. a pebble collector. has dreamed of stargazing since they were nine. wishes for world peace and an end to world hunger at 11:11. wants to catch fireflies. arrives at work in pajamas with zero shame. content with what they have. won't hesitate to drop kick a bully. low laughter. likes to poke others.

tagging: @90sclub @arohabangtan @boba-beom @cafe-jeno @changmin-wrlds @choiwrld @fylithia @hooniee @honeyseungz @leoscoffee @lovelygalaxy333 @s4ijohs @softbbyg0rl @speckled-sunshine

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[hub-4-hyperfixations]

The Best VILLAINOUS FRIENDSHIPS, part 3

[in western animation]

1. Pinky & the Brain [Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain]

Pinky obviously cares a lot about Brain, viewing him as a true friend. Brain often gets annoyed with Pinky and harms him, but despite this, he does in fact care about him. When Pinky sold his soul to get Brain the world in "A Pinky And The Brain Halloween", Brain rescued him because he missed him and ruling the world was no fun without him. In the Christmas episode, Brain tears up when he finds out that Pinky wrote a letter to Santa asking for Brain to be given more respect.

2. Mister Smarty Smarts & Octocat [Spliced]

Mister Smarty Smarts and his minion Octocat are often annoyed and frustrated by each other, but they're there for each other when it counts, as shown in the ending of "Octocataclysm".

3. HIM & Mojo Jojo [The Powerpuff Girls]

It's easy to see how the villains get along with each other, since Mojo Jojo is Affably Evil, HIM is soft-spoken, and all that. This goes to the point where they're seen discussing Even Evil Has Standards together, being willing to stand together when they think that even villains like themselves had enough, and even opened a Beatles-themed band with each other.

4. Almighty Tallest Red & Almighty Tallest Purple [Invader Zim]

The Almighty Tallest are co-rulers who both function as The Caligula and enjoy every minute of it. They often bicker but seem very close, joking around about ways to hurt Zim and their mutual love of junk food.

5. Drakken & Shego [Kim Possible]

They have a very complicated version of this. Although Shego is technically a mercenary hired by Drakken to act as his Number Two, their relationship is less boss and minion and more Psychopathic Manchild and snarky nanny. Drakken is rather incompetent at everything except creating mad-science gadgets, and relies on Shego for things like opening a pickle jar.

Shego gets annoyed with her boss's idiocy and is prone to snarking at and insulting Drakken despite him being her employer, and isn't afraid to harm him, likely because she knows he needs her and won't fire her. Drakken himself is not above mind controlling Shego or replacing her with another sidekick. Despite all of their hurdles however, they continue to work together, and they have shown care for each other.

The two have saved each other on several occasions, and Drakken has stated that he considers Shego part of his "evil family". Whenever Shego is replaced, she feels jealous. Drakken has shown that he can be a Benevolent Boss at times, even paying for Shegos hotel during her Christmas vacation.

6. Bebop & Rocksteady [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)]

Whenever they are not doing work for the Shredder, they pass the time reading comics, watching cartoons, and playing video games together. They sometimes get along better than the turtles.

7. Wolfgang & Ludwig [Hey Arnold!]

Though they started off as enemies, "New Bully On the Block" ends with Wolfgang and Ludwig becoming friends with each other and bullying the fourth graders together.

8. Glowface & Lorenzo [The X's]

Glowface has a genuine friendship with his butler Lorenzo Suave. At the end of one episode, Glowface apologizes to Lorenzo for mistreating him earlier, and they share a touching moment.

[ionicexpressions]

You have no idea how much I cherish all of your kids

🍁🌼☘️ Ladybug

🍃 Sugar Rush

🌈 Raspberry Dazzle and Zinnia

❄️ Hare

☁️ Duckpaw

🌸 Jasperchasm

🌲 Vervain Vesper 👁️

🍁Favorite Ladybug moment HAS to be the time Jasperchasm took her to the gathering place and they had it all to themselves. That was where we started actually shipping the two of them I think and it was just so sweet...I go back and read it sometimes bc of how sweet they both were to each other.

🌼Alternate name...I really love Ladybug lol so I havent thought about it too much honestly. I had an old of named Beetlebird though and I think that name would be really cute! Since "Lady Beetle" and "Lady Bird" are both other names for Ladybugs :)

🍀Romance with Ladybug and Jasper for sure!! They need more development!! To stop being dumb!! I would love to develop more of her friendships with the other mothers of the clan as well. And I think it would be real nice to befriend Jasper's family members as well, especially Ravine.

🌈 I want Razz to gain some confidence!!!! Its been so fucking difficult to get the bot to cooperate and its annoying. She was meant to have confidence issues but I was hoping someone would have helped her along at this point...but maybe soon!

🌈 I would like it if Zinnia reconnected with her romantic side. Considering her first ever crush (and best friend) kind of left her for dead... She's forgotten that anyone can actually have feelings for her. I've talked about it a bit with another rper so we have scheduled a bit of an arc with them...unsure if it will go into romance but we will see! Exciting!!

❄ Hare...god he says so much good shit.

"I like ta think I got a brain rattlin' around up in there!"

"Ya cant jus' say that after someone goes an' pours their heart out ta ya!"

"I'll take a look-see. If one o' us is gonna get in trouble fer crossin' the border it should be the guy who has a higher chance o' gettin' away wit' it."

And my ALL TIME FAVE:

"I jus' told ya I don't wanna hurt 'er an' the first thang ya take from that is that I'm some sort o' lily liver?;; I respec' Turtle. Even if I am late ta tellin' 'er an' she goes fer someone else, it won't matter. Ma feelin's ain't gonna change an' I ain't gonna suddenly start havin' a problem wit' 'er 'cause she followed 'er heart. I'm bein' patient 'cause I think that's what she needs. If I lose out 'cause o' it, then it prolly weren't meant ta be.;; I'm still gonna like 'er an' we're still gonna be friends regardless o' who holds 'er heart in their paws. Maybe ya should mind yer own bus'ness instead o' givin' advice fer cats ya left behind..?"

🌸 I adore Jasper's relationship with Newt. Like theyre best friends who are also in love with each other but also bully the shit out of one another??? They're so funny! But they care about each other so much too. They're kinda like brothers at this point I think, just bc of how close they've gotten and I know the romance arc of them has since been kinda retconned with the introduction of Lady (lmao sorry dudes). Alternatively his relationship with Hare is just so sweet. Jasper really is a great family member, regardless of what role he takes or if theyre biological. He just has so much love to give!

🌲 Vervain Vesper...I mean I think its a given that I ship her with Rose Light. But also recently Andante Noon!! Honestly the 3 of them are all so good together and idc if they end up in a throuple but I want at least two of them to get together!!! Make it happen!! *bangs fists on table*

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Honestly, I have never had major issues with 2k12, 2k14 or 2k3 fandoms or with older tmnt fans (of 1987 show or old movies) if we won't count some people with little bit too intense attitude who usually found themselves middle of drama in every fandom, but rotmnt fandom has been disturbingly nasty, controlling and I found it borderline funny how some fans were ready to blame other fans for rotmnt not doing good instead of the show just simply not doing as good as 2k12. Like fandom is ridiculous.

I know, right? Every time I try to avoid hate, I find more hate - specifically toward fans, as if we could do anything beyond be fans and have Interesting Discussions.

This is how fandom works. Just because the older members were around for all incarnations doesn't mean we actually have serious influence, and just because newer fans are more in touch and actively communicating with some crew members doesn't mean they can make changes.

2012 and 2003 did what they did. They had concerning issues, and they had amazing moments, none of it negates the others. And Rise is the same.

We as fans do allow bias and projection to run wild, and it's supposed to happen. But we can easily fall into conflict with each other. There's bullying of older fans by younger fans due to how we wrote fanfic for 2003, 2007, and earlier, "the turtles would never do that" etc. There's bullying of younger fans by older fans, "you obviously don't know how the turtles work" etc.

This is why I love Alternate Universe fic. In the 90s before I knew what fanfiction was I called it What If stories. And I learned that Peter and Kevin and the Mirage crew supported even weirder concepts than I thought.

ROTTMNT, like 2012 (hell, like 1987 onward), is literally AU fanfic that got approved for TV! Fans can take it or leave it, but to try and guilt each other is... *string of colorful words and phrases*

When it comes down to it, it's turtles, mutated via alien goo into humanoid mutants who were taught human mentality, morality, ethics, psychology, how to be human. We can write character studies, portray them as pure animals with vague human concepts, delightfully pretend they represent those of us that know ostracization, marginalization. But they're fantastical nonhuman creatures whom we as people love and identify with strongly enough to keep them going for over thirty years. That... that is something extraordinary.

The fuck are we fighting each other over? Headcanons that go from "I'm not the only one who thinks this" to "this is now shared by nearly everyone, wow"? Writing fics that explore the characters at a hundred years old but looking young because that's what Mirage did? What makes them human versus animal instinct?

Then we have a disturbing mentality thing where many younger people assume that because we read about dark subjects we'll want to do those things, and if they can't separate that - especially 'mutants or aliens which aren't real' - I am genuinely worried.

I haven't talked to my old friends who knew Kevin in ages and I know Peter is still working on Mirage Volume 4 (fuck Image btw). But I guarantee they're facepalming and laughing, perhaps alternating between laughing and crying.

That got longer than I expected. I think my painkillers and muscle relaxers kicked in.

[tulanijuanp]

A Letter To A Virgo

Dear Virgo,

I'm grateful that I met you. You taught me lessons I need to relearn coz It seems I have forgotten them. I'm grateful for the time you spent with me, though it's just for a while, and virtual. I will treasure it forever. That sometime in my life, there was someone who was kind enough to give me time even though he doesn't have to, even though you have more important things to do. But still, you would reply to me. I appreciate that.

I'm also grateful for your self awareness. Your sensitivity to my feelings and emotions, careful in every word you'll say not to give me false hopes. That's one of the things I like about you, your awareness. Cause I believe when a person is aware, not just of himself but also of other people and his surrounding, and chooses others before themselves, it means he's selfless, kind, and responsible. You are indeed all that and who wouldn't want to have someone like that in their life, right?

I remember the first time we talked. It was because I was careless enough to accidentally remove you from the group chat instead of hitting your profile to stalk you lol. I still feel sorry about that even though I know you've already forgotten about it. I don't know if that's a good thing, though, because it means you've also forgotten my mistake, or not because it never mattered to you, like how I treasure those moments. But thanks to that unfortunate event, I was able to talk to you in private. Know you a little more. Minus the noise of all the other members of the group. Without the crowd, you're like a turtle, shy and isolated. Your humbleness is unbelievable knowing how bully you can be in the group chat. But I'm not surprised to know you're a serious person. Maybe another thing about you that I subconsciously noticed and like. I think I first became aware of it when I continuously bombarded you with my jokes of liking you, of wanting you, to be precise. But you intentionally ignore me. You just react to my chats but almost never reply to them. I took that as a sign that you take dating seriously, which, to me, is a green flag.

I thought I won't feel these familiar feelings again, you know? At least not anytime soon. But then after days of talking to you, and knowing a fraction of your life, experiencing bits of your personality, and wondering a while in your thoughts, I was captivated. It's almost as if I'm reading a thrilling novel that I want to keep turning the pages until I know the story full well. Until I master all the lines. In no time, I found myself anticipating that "haha" in your chats and how it's an incomplete sentence without it. I've learned that your "haha" and "hehe" basically mean the same, you're laughing. But the difference is when you use "hehe", it's supposed to be insulting, sarcastic, or mediocre.

I know you cringe when I talk about these kinds of things. It's heavy stuff, I understand. It's too serious for two people who haven't met yet to think that one of them has all these sorts of feelings for the other. But here I am, making you cringe again lol. Like I've told you before, I'm this expressive because I don't want to regret a thing. Not anymore. And even if there's no chance of you liking me back, I'll keep showing you that I care, I'll keep appreciating your presence, I'll keep my promise—that you're the only one I'll call bb. You're not the only one serious about dating, you know.

Since we're on the topic, just so you know, I really intended to date you. I wanted to risk it, even though there are things we don't agree with. I wanted to know you more, see you smile, hear you laugh. I want to hold your hands and feel its roughness, the proof of your hard work at doing chores. I want to hug you and feel your softness, proof that you love to eat. More than anything, I want to make you feel accepted, loved and appreciated. But I understand that all that will forever stay a dream. A fantasy living in an alternate universe where growing old with you is possible. It would've been lovely to witness that, to see the possibilities beyond the end title. The truth is I've already pictured us together. Preparing meals together, cooking your favorite Dinuguan. Wandering the streets in the middle of the night in search of a good place to eat. Or just in bed, cuddling, because it's raining hard outside. But you love the rain so we'll dance and laugh together as we feel the rain drizzle in our skin. I know, I know, I've gone too far lol. This is the curse of having an imaginative mind.

I'm sorry for all the times I disappointed you, hurt you, mistreated you, and disrespected you. I hope you forgive me for all that. I didn't mean it. If you just know how much I care, you're the least person I would want to hurt. In fact, I cared too much that it hurts to see you having fun with somebody else. Enjoying someone's company —someone that isn't me. I know, I know. I'm in no position to feel that because we're just friends, but still it's there. I can feel my blood rushing just seeing you react to them or reading those exchanges, when if that was me, I'm sure you'll just laugh at it and move along. Don't get me wrong, I'm done pitying myself. I'm not saying all this to make you feel guilty. No! That's never the intention of this letter. I'm writing this just to let you know, because I don't want to regret not trying. And also, you said you love receiving letters so I said, why not?

Another personal reason is that writing has always helped me through difficult times before. It's my therapy. I'm hoping that with this, I will finally be able to let go. Accept that your disinterest doesn't have to do with me, I'm just simply not the guy for you. I know you're not the type of guy who's vocal about his feelings. You're the doer type and you like to show your feelings through actions and gestures rather than words. And lately, I'll tell you honestly, you made me feel so desperate for wanting your attention, craving your time, or asking for your thoughts. "Your silence is so loud, that your inaction is deafening" as I said in a poem. I'm not dumb not to notice all the things you do or not do because you don't have the guts to tell me "I don't like you" or "stop, I'm not interested" or "sorry but you're wasting your time here".

I admit, my fascination for you has become unhealthy. Unhealthy for you because as a turtle, it is stressful to be with someone so outgoing. And as a soft person, it feels heavy to reject someone. I'm sorry for causing you that stress. Your miserable days are soon to be over lol.

Before I end this letter, I just want to make it clear that I'm not saying goodbye. Not that I'm hoping for a miracle but because we are in the same group of people with a common goal —to help other people through volunteer work. (Yes, it's another thing I like about you. You are principled and our moral compasses aligned). So yeah, it's gonna be hard to really avoid you or stop from seeing you. But I hope once I'm okay and over this, we can be friends again. I'm really praying I'm doing the right thing on moving on even though there's nothing to move on from, aside from my own expectations and made up feelings for you. If I'm being honest, I don't want to move on because it's been a while since I felt this happy and excited talking to a person. And I fear that it'll be another while before I'll feel this way again. I know it'll be hard to let go of you but if that's what you want, and that's what I need, then I'll do it. For our own peace.

The most rewarding part of being fond of you is when you appreciate me too. When you like my chats, when you like my story, when you laugh at my jokes, and when you greet me back good morning or good night. I'm used to being complemented because of my wit and crazy mind, but when it came from you, I swear it felt amazing. I'll cherish those moments forever. It was a fun 1 month of my life that I shall always remember. Again, thank you bb, I mean Joms, lol. Stay the way you are, you're lovely just like that. Hope to meet you soon!

Love,

Virgo