Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you
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*reasonable restrictions are ones you consider fair for your own safety or wellbeing, especially for things like graphic depictions of violence in relation to your age at the time (i.e. "you can read this when you're older")
not sure if books you read were banned? here is a archive of the top 10 most banned/challenged books from 2001-2022, hosted by the American Library Association
as well as the Wikipedia page for the Most Commonly Challenged Books in the United States
Wikipedia page for Books Banned by the Government, organized by region/country
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
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What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.
Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.
Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone
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darry and soda are more dressed up than pony is for his own damn court hearing 🙄🙄
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“it’s obvious that you’re on the hunt for your BOYFRIEND!”
from Of Saints and Sinners by @morningstarwrites
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People really act as though Penelope wasn't happy that the suitors were dead. As though she wasn't constantly praying that they died.
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hey. hey c’mere.
what if the argument between Dipper’s parents he wasn’t supposed to hear was about him because his egg had recently cracked and their “daughter” has started dressing more masculinely and Mabel helped whack off “her” hair one night in the bathroom with craft scissors and “she” has started saying “she” likes names like Tyrone and Mason and “she” is getting picked on for it and the Pines parents have been getting called into school and don’t really know what to do with their trans preteen and they’re stressed and Dipper’s problems at school were the straw that broke the camel’s back and even though he was just the topic and not the cause of the argument, he can’t help but feel like he might be driving his parents to divorce simply by trying to be himself because he’s a ball of anxiety and even though he sees a summer with his weird great uncle in a town where no one knows him as the perfect opportunity to experience some gender euphoria for the first time, he still feels guilty for being a source of tension, and that guilt manifests as delicacy around his perceived masculinity. Do you guys ever think about that?
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I hope the thing we took away from TBOB is that Bill is so much more of a loser than the fandom envisioned.
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