#but wtf are you doing with your tounge

[virtual-bunny]

Ikeretu would have no idea why your tounge is swirling like that around his dick

[babyisa1]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ under the table/TOM

warnings: oral sex (reader receiving), multiple orgasms, overstimulation, unprotected p in v, mentions of „slut“, hickies, slight squirting, basically a looong and filthy smut :))

„fucking hell good shot y/n!“ your friend exclaims through your headset, referring to a headshot-kill you got in cod. youve been obsessed with the game ever since you got it, and have been playing it non stop with her online.

tom however, faced the consequences of this, not receiving as much attention anymore the past few days. you were basically stuck to the screen, and by the time it turned night time and you finally hung up the disccord call, tom was already asleep. he craved your attention, and decided to take matters into his own hands.

he was heading towards the kitchen to get a snack as he walked past your door, overhearing your laughs along with the intense sound of in-game shooting. a devilish smirk forms on his lips, and he opens the door and walks in.

you notice, sending him a soft smile before returning your attention back towards the game. you thought he just came in to grab a fresh shirt or something, so when he lowered himself on his knees and crawled under the table you furrowed your eyebrows in confusion.

„tom? what are you doing?“ you whisper, your head tilted slightly to the side for a glimpse of his face. „just relax liebe..“ he cooes, rubbing your thighs sensually and pushing them apart. you gulp, returning you gaze to the screen as your friend talks about random stuff. you werent listening though, you were to focused on the feeling of tom planting sloppy kisses on the insides of your thighs while lifting your legs up and placing them on his shoulders.

the heat between your legs grew by the second, and tom latched his lips on your soft skin, sucking harshly. you let out and a low groan as you used your legs to pull him closer. bingo. tom had you exactly where he wanted you, the roles reversed as you were now begging for his attention, practically squirming for his touch.

he detaches his lips from your thigh with a pop, revealing a dark purple mark that was glistening wet in his saliva. he chuckles proudly, he was far from done with teasing you. he moves his face closer to your clothed cunt, pressing his lips against a different spot on your skin and sucking harshly, this time only inches away from where you needed him most.

at this point you werent focusing on the game anymore, the controller in your hand almost slipping from your hands as your grip loosened.

the insides of your thighs were probably covered in hickies by now, 10 minutes had gone by of tom purely teasing you, riling you up by the second.

„please..“ you breath out, quiet enough for your friend to not notice. tom chuckles, placing a firm kiss on your clothed clit. your body jolts in reaction as you buck your hips upward, seeking some type of friction. tom grips your hips tightly, holding you in place as he hooks his fingers around your skimpy shorts and yanks them off, revealing your baby pink panties.

his eyes widen at the sight of the soaked spot in the middle of them, glacing up from under the table to catch your head lolling back against the headrest of your chair.

„so needy and wet.. all for me“ he mumbles as you feel his hot breath against your clothed heat. „mhm, fuck- dont tease“ you groan, becoming growingly impatient. and to your satisfaction, he pulls down your panties as the light reflects off of your glistening wet cunt. tom groans lowly at the sight, moving your hips to the edge of the seat to pull you closer.

meanwhile, you were still playing the game with your friend the best of your ability, but she could tell that your focus was elsewhere. „y/n wtf! you couldve gotton that kill!“ she exclaims, making you jump out of your trance. but just as you were about to answer, toms lips finally wrap around your puffy clit, sucking harshly while swirling his tounge around it and through your warm folds.

„mmh..ha- fuck!“ you choke out, one of your hands flying to the grip of your seat as tom ate you out, his chin already covered in your wet juices.

„what was that? are you oka-” your friend begins, but she was cut off by you hanging up on the discord call. you knew you were going to get a mouthful from her later, but right now you couldnt care less. tom chuckles against your cunt, switching between flicking your bud with his tounge and sucking on it, turning you into a whimpering mess. your legs subconsciously closed on his head following the intense pleasure, but he stood strong and held your legs apart.

the room was filled with your whimpers and moans, along with the squelching noises from tom lapping his tounge messily into your cunt. unbeknownst to you, one of his hands sneaked towards his crotch, palming the buldge that tightened his pants. your moans had him in a frenzie, they drove him absolutely crazy. this man ate you out like this was the last time he could, slobbering all over your clit and bullying it to his liking.

„mmf.. you taste sho‘good“ he muffles, darting his tounge into your hole while nudging your clit with his nose. „jesu- fuck!“ you cry out, your hand flying to toms head as you rake your fingers through his dreads/braids. he builds a merciless pace, his wet muscle hitting your favorite spot repeatedly.

you felt the heat pooling on the bottom of your back as your body was coated in a thin sheen of sweat, the pleasure building up by the second. your breathing became inconsistent as tom notices this, abusing that gummy spot inside you harsher.

„cum all over my tounge baby“ he taunts, as your orgasm washes over you and hits you like a truck. your hips shudder as the grip on his head tightens, but tom doesnt stop there. his lips wrap around your bundle of nerves again, sucking harshly and massaging in with his warm tounge.

„ugh- too much!“ you choke out, attempting to push toms head away. but, he stands strong and continues to attack your clit. „cmon baby.. you can do another one..“ he muffles against your cunt, eating you out happily.

tom has always loooveed eating you out. he couldnt get enough of it, he was addicted to your sweet taste. you basically had to rip his head off of you everytime he went down on you. if it was up to him, he could eat you out for hours.. this man was HOOKED.

the pain slowly bled into pleasure, and you felt your second orgasm approaching, the second one always faster than the first. „fuck- cumming!“ you manage to blurt out, as the warm wave of your orgasm washes over you again. toms tounge prods at your entrance, collecting everything you gave him before swiping his tounge up your folds, licking you clean. „so fucking hot..“ tom mumbles under his breath.

he finally detaches his lips from you as you caught a proud smirk plastered on his face from under the table. he pushes your chair backwards, making room for him to get up. it is then that you notice the painfully obvious imprint of his cock in his sweatpants, begging for release. your eyes widen at the sight before they wander to toms gaze, a glint of lust behind his eyes. he grabs your hand and firmly places it on his crotch, groaning lowly at your touch.

„fuck.. see what you do to me? think you can do one more for me baby?“ he questions, stroking your chin with his thumb and observing your fucked out face.

you nod feverishly, a familiar burn growing between your legs as you cross them for friction. tom chuckles at your neediness; „good girl“ he praises, before swiftly lifting you up and bending you over your desk. he takes his sweet time as he fondles your ass, moving like jello in his hands.

after what felt like hours, he finally strips naked and lifts his hips, both his hands still grabbing your ass as his cock effortlessly glides into your throbbing hole. you moan almost pornographically as he forcefully slams all of him into you, his hips slapping against your ass as he builds a merciless pace.

„haa.. ugh god- mmfuck“ tom mewls, his brain turning to mush as he goes completely dumb, the warm tight feeling around his cock sending intense waves of pleasure through him. your hands fly towards the nearest thing you can grab, which was the pc, as you use it to brace yourself from toms harsh thrusts.

„was für eine schlampe, gott- du fühlst dich so gut an“ tom moans in german, throwing his head back as he continues to snap his hips into yours. „translate please.. i dont -fuck!- understand“ you manage to blurt out as tom grabs a handful of your hair and pulls you towards him, your back flush against his chest. he strokes your hair away from your face as your eyes meet; „then learn, because i only fuck in german“ he whispers, his hot breath covering your body in goosebumps.

tom often spoke german around you, wether it was angry mumbles under his breath or moans in your ear while he fucked you. it didnt frustrate you though, totally the opposite. his thick accent turned you on to the max, and although you had no clue what he was saying, the way the tone in his voice twisted as the german moans slipped from his mouth indicated it could only mean something good.

toms free hand hurriedly reached for your skimpy top, tugging it downwards to reveal your perky breasts. they bounced slightly following the release as toms fingers begun playing with one of your nipples, switching between pinching it and rolling it between his digits. his touch was addicting, you dont know how he did it, but he knew exactly how to touch you to make your knees weak.

he knew you inside and out, having studied your breathing patterns with each move hed make to find out what you liked most. and he used this to his advantage, you were quite literally a squirming mess in his grasp.

your knuckles turn white while the grip on the pc tightens, as you feel a hot liquid streaming down your thigh. tom notices this, pulling away slightly to see a ring of cum forming on the base of his cock while he maliciously pistons it inside you. „fuuck.. what a messy slut“ he breaths out as his dick hardened even more at the sight, if that were even possible.

your third orgasm washed over you, probably the most intense one youve had, ever. you almost scream as your legs shudder, your knees touching as ropes of toms hot cum shoot into you. „god- oh fuck“ he mewls, biting your shoulder slightly as his eyesight hazes, the intensity of his orgasm getting to him.

you both stand there breathless as he grinds his hips into yours, riding out your highs. after a few moments he slips out of you, watching his ecstasy spill out of you. he grabs a tissue that was laying on the desk before gently wiping you. (and the floor lol)

„you okay baby? did i go too rough?“ he questions lovingly, burying his face in the crook of your neck from behind and planting soft kisses on your shoulder. „not at all“ you breath out, „ that was probably the best orgasm ive had.. like ever“ you giggle, relishing the pleasure.

„i could tell, youre not usually this messy.. i like it“ tom smirks against your neck playfully while rubbing up and down your sides.

.·:*¨༺ ༻¨*:·.

i came like 5 times making this lolol >-< / masterlist

[divinelolita]

first kiss with the band headcannons <3

gender neutral reader‼️

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BILL:

・You may have confessed feelings for him before you leaned in or you may have done it without warning

・Unless y'all r already dating

・He would be so flustered either way bro 😪😪

・After you pull away he'd blink a few times as he stared at you.

・Cheeks flush bright red

・Like -bro becomes a tomato..

・Takes a second before he leans back in to kiss you, this time having a hand on your cheek or neck.

・He doesn't use tounge on the first kiss bro...

・Lightly tugging his hair while you kiss him makes him MELT

・Wraps his arms around your neck 🤭

・If you did like him he'd ask if you guys are dating now

・you better say yes.

TOM:

・If your in the middle of confessing to him he'd just kiss you

・He likes to speed things up, man. You signed up for this when you caught feelings!

・travels his hands to your waist as he kisses you.

・Doesn't care where you place your hands, but either on his neck or hips are good ideas.

・He'd try to act confident and unbothered but really he's screaming and dying of nervousness inside.

・He's the type of guy to bite your bottom lip/swipe his tounge against your lips asking for entrance (ew)

・Kisses down to your neck, nipping at the sensitive skin.

・You most likely wouldn't date yet

・He had to process how he felt during the kiss and how much he actually liked you, probably would bring it up a few days later.

GEORG:

・Freezes when you kiss him.

・Has to process your ACTUALLY kissing him

"shit what's going on? OH I'M BEING KISSED-"

・Takes a second before he kisses back, laying his hand on your thigh.

・He pulls away after a minute, asking you wtf your doing and if you even like him

・Maybe your drunk he doesn't know 🤷🏻

・After you confess he takes another minute to process this information.

HE THINKS ALOT DON'T JUDGE HIM😡

・Smiles/laughs softly as he leans back in to peck your lips again.

・Keeps his hands on your thighs/hips.

・Guides your hands to wrap around him as he scootches closer.

・Leaves a few kisses on your jaw if he gets more comfortable.

GUSTAV:

・He thinks you got dared to kiss him.

・Self esteem isn't that high

same gustav

・He backs up slightly when you lean in, about to ask what your doing.

・When you ignore him and continue to lean in and then kiss him, he feels himself get less tense yet his stomach feels like knots are tying.

・The kiss lasts for like 5 seconds and then he pulls away

"Do you even like me?"

・Thinks it's all one big prank, led on by maybe Tom.

・If you tell him you really do like him, and you are sincere, he'd give a small smile and giggle before leaning back in.

・Please wrap your arms around him.

・Like Bill he'd ask what you guys are gonna do

・If you suggest friends w benefits he's leaving you 💀

[skullvgirl]

flirty!chigiri ིྀheadcannons | PART ONE

—w/: pretty boy chigiri chwaannn ≧▽≦

—warnings: school!au, fluff, ooc, fem reader

-— author's notes: why did this littlerally take me forever to make wtf

[ YOU ARE HERE] -> PART ONE | PART TWO

—flirty!chigiri who plays with your hair innocently, twirling the strands around his fingers, and batting his eyelashes (that btw are long assffff) to get your attention

—flirty!chigiri that likes linking arms in the hallways, always brushing your questions off with a "but its so crowded i dont wanna lose you" or "whats the problem? you dont wanna touch me or something?"

—flirty!chigiri who you cant tell if hes serious or not when you insist that touching isnt the problem but rather—"people are going to think we're dating..." "so?"

—flirty!chigiri who always sits as close to you as possible, who gets pouty when someone else bests himself to the seats next to you in the cafeteria

—flirty!chigiri who lingers for you, always waiting for you to finished packing your things in your bag, even waiting when a teacher calls you to stay and talk afterclass, knowing he doesn't have a pass but is willing to be late just so he can be the only one to walk either you in the hallways

—flirty!chigiri who rushes for you, who is the first to his next class because he knows you're in it, who cringes, imagining how wide he must smile when he's sees you

—flirty!chigiri who likes harshly running his finger down your spine to see you jolt and yelp in surprise, who gigles cutely when you tell him not to do that again

—flirtychigiri who tries his best not to stare because he knows it makes you nervous, you said it makes you nervous but he seriously can't help himself when it comes to you, looking you up and down from across the room (assigned seats are really a pain) and stretching his face muscles into a cat-like grin that makes butteflys errupt in your stomach

—flirtychigiri who always finds a way to hold you, casually wrapping his arms around your waist or pressing a fleeting kiss into your neck too see you sputter and blush

—flirty!chigiri who takes the initiative of making you hangout together outside of school, always inviting you everywhere, who is willing to meet your parents if their strict, offering to drive you everywhere if they don't want to

—flirty!chigiri who one day takes you out for dinner, picking you up right at your house, who can't take his eyes off you when you walk up too the car shyly

—flirty!chigiri who just like always locks arms with you when you walk into the restaurant, always finding a hand on your waist to let it be known to everyone in the room 'this girl is mine'

—flirty!chigiri who offhandedly makes dirty jokes when the waiter comes around because he likes the sort of 'oh!' look they get on there face

—flirty!chigiri who doesn't break eye contact when he's talking too you because he likes too see you squirn likes giving you his full attention when you speak to him, and your face card never declined anyways so its a bonus

—flirty!chigiri who cuts you off mid sentence—"like seriously I was so lost an—" he slides his hands over your waist and maybe a little too close too your ass, pressing his warms lips—then tounge into your equally warm ones. he pulls away all too quickly. "sorry I just—you looked so beautiful" you're speechless when he laughs "come on, continue your story yn, you were at the part when you were lost right?"

—flirty!chigiri who teasingly doesn't do anything for the rest of the night, hardly getting near you before your time is up, grinning at your obvious sulking

—flirty!chigiri who unashamedly gives you a wet kiss on the corner of your mouth, a fake to what you thought he was going to do, a small goodbye and thank you for the amazing night

—flirty!chigiri who realises the next morning he never officially asked you to be his girlfriend

—flirty!chigiri who as soon as he sees you at school, does just that, and surprise, surprise, you say yes ᡣ𐭩

-—author notes: could you tell who i was thinking about while writing this, probably not, anyway hope u enjoyed i really had alot of fun writing this so i hope u gad just as much fun reading, ill see u guys later tho, bye bye ◡̈

[fluffycalamari]

One Piece Relationship Headcannons Pt. 2!!

Part 1!

Contents: fluffy! A Lil suggestive for Kid

Characters in this part: Law, Kid,

Gender nuetral reader in mind!!

Law

You guys need to understand Law is my no.1 fav in One Piece; I've thought long and hard about him.

Very calm outside of his bed quarters

Like come on he's literally the definition of "affection behind closed doors"

It's the little things that makes him flustered!

Holding hands in public?! Sure he has that deadpanned face on; but MENTALLY! MY BRUVA IS FREAKING OUT.

Behind closed doors he's very vulnerable; he's got a lot of trauma to unpack.

Likes to be the little spoons idc what any of yall say!! It gives him comfort.

He really appreciates when you give him his space.

He also adores it when you're stubborn about him taking a break; it helps him to not overwork himself.

The type of boyfriend you can never catch sleeping unless you wake up 5 years before him.

Especially cause I know for a fact that Law is the type to work into the early mornings.

Your stir in your sleep, absent-mindedly searching for your lover. Throwing your arms across the bed, your eyes shoot open when you realize aside from you, it's empty. You force your heavy lids open and face a nearby window. It's dark, now that your senses are flooding in you hear scribbling. Through static vision you see Law hunched on his desk, going over and revising what you're assuming to be the agenda for the next island you guys were heading. "..Law, why the hell are you still awake?" Your voice is groggy; pulling yourself off the bed you approach him. "[Name]-ya, listen.." he yawns, inked hands covering his mouth to be polite. "I need to finish this before we get to the island." Law's voice is just as groggy as yours. "My guy," You state, grabbing his arm. "We're going the fuck to sleep, how are we gonna execute a plan if you're not in top shape?" Dragging him to the bed "i-" "I nothing Law, bed now," as you push him onto the bed; you join him, wrapping your arms around him. As you drifted back into your slumber you hear law mutter under his breath "I love you [name] ya". You don't even have the energy to say it back, so you hum the phrase in response.

Eustass Kidd

Where do I even start with this red headed slut.

I love kid, you love kid, we all love kid

He doesn't know how to express his feelings for you so it always comes out the best way he can...Aggressive.

You love that shit though cause why would you be with him otherwise!!!

Kid buys you flowers; he's lying right through his fucking teeth about how you were bitchin and moanin because you wanted these flowers so bad. While blushing his goofy ass blush.

(You just glanced at them while walking through the city with kid)

HE LEAVES LIPSTICK STAINS ON YOUR FACE IDC IDC IDC I DONT CAAAREEEEE!!!

Now this might be rinse and repeat but I don't care

He's nicer behind close doors, he can get vulnerable with you because he knows you won't utter a word to another soul.

Don't get me wrong he's still agressive/dominant; this is kid we're talking about. But he's still a human being so being able to express himself freely is nice.

This man is bold, gets jealous, and literally needs the world you two are together so other pirates won't try anything.

Will slap your ass whenever he pleases; you get him back too cause wtf not!

Like this man will full on make-out with you if someone tries to flirt with you.

You're in public with kid on a lil stroll, sanji is being sanji and he rushes towards you nose bleeding, calling you a bunch of pet names like "beautiful, darling, sweetheart!!" You look up at Kid as Sanji is literally on his hands and knees asking you to be his partner. "Sorry sanji, I'm not really interested in-" you're cut off by Kid, he grabs you by the collar of your shirt pulling you into a sloppy kiss. His tounge being shoved down your throat as you finally get into thw motions; throwing your arms around his neck, tounges intertwining while attempting to close the non existent gap between you both. Breaking away from the kiss, Kid smirks at sanji, "They're with me."

[carlsdarling]

Okay okay so hear me out the reader has been gone for a while and the reader has like alot of Piercings and carl is really into their toung Piercing and while they are gone he gets one himself and when the reader gets back they are all shockd and surprised but also really excited so they try out how it feels for her because carl surely is into the feeling of the cold metal that is in her toung on his body

Hot and cold

Carl likes Y/N's piercings and decides to get one himself. She is flabbergasted when she finds out about it.... Bit more of a plot, then sex. Everyone is 18 or over. (I have little experience with piercings myself, I only have multiple ear piercings and the obligatory belly button piercing, so I hope I nailed it).

WARNINGS: smut, nsfw, oral

Not for the first time, you noticed Carl looking at you in a discreet way - it was hot, and that's why you wore revealing clothes. Of course you did, otherwise the heat was unbearable. Involuntarily you played around with your belly button piercing, which was in the shape of a sea star.

You liked Carl, but although you had known each other for several months, you had not yet become close. You often spent time together, playing video games or reading comics, and Carl seemed somehow fascinated by your tongue piercing. He kept asking questions about it - like whether it got cold when you ate ice cream and hot when you drank coffee. Then recently he blurted out a question about whether the piercing actually bothered you when you were kissing. You almost offered that he could try it out, but at that moment Rick had come into the room, and the thrilling closeness between you hadn't been recurred since.

Now you had been searching for Carl for hours and had been combing through all of Alexandria without success. You just couldn't figure out where he was. So you returned to your room in Aaron's house. You were thinking about grabbing your bikini and heading to the lake - Enid was there - when the doorbell rang. Aaron was out with Gracie, so you opened the door and were surprised to discover Carl on the doorstep. He looked kind of uncomfortable. And maybe you were wrong, but his face looked slightly swollen. "Carl, where have you been?" you asked, confused. "Are you all right?" He silently entered the house. "Carl?"

"Ummm...not so good," he admitted. "It's pretty painful, to be honest."

"What's painful?" you insisted, blankly.

Carl opened his mouth, and bewildered, you stared at the brand new tongue piercing. You even recognized one of your tongue piercings that he must have sneaked from you! "Carl, WTF?" you scream, "Where did you get that?" It was difficult to get a piercing done under sterile conditions during the apocalypse; you had had that experience yourself more than once.

"Ah, well... Ron did it. We snuck into Denise's office to do it. So, everything was clean," he informed you, while you just shook your head at this very action. "I just wanted to know how it felt."

"You realize you have to use a disinfecting mouthwash three times a day, right?" you asked. "And it takes time to heal. It's still going to really hurt," you warned him.

"I don't have a mouthwash," he confessed, perplexed, and you rolled your eyes.

"Come on upstairs, I've got some left," you said. "What the hell were you thinking?" you asked annoyed, as you rummaged in the bathroom closet.

Carl shrugged his shoulders. "I thought how we talked about... kissing the other day," he said quietly. "But then we didn't proceed, and I thought maybe you'd rather kiss me if I had a tongue piercing, too."

The mouthwash almost fell out of your hand. "You're such a moron, you know that, Carl?" you accused him, taking a step toward him to look deep into his eyes. "I've wanted to kiss you for ages, but I didn't think you really felt like it."

"Yes, I do," he whispered in a slurred voice. Apparently his tongue was already swelling, well, you couldn't help it. He pressed his forehead lightly against yours, since Carl wasn't particularly tall, you were almost the same height. Then his lips found yours, and you kissed gently. The piercings touched one another clicking as your tongues played with each other. You were careful not to hurt him, and finally you teetered over to Carl's room, where you began to undress each other.

Carl saw for the first time your bare breasts with the piercing in the right nipple. His cheeks reddened with excitement. "Is that... Does that hurt when I touch it?" he wanted to know insecurely.

"No," you said, your voice vibrating with excitement. You sat down on the bed. It was already getting moist between your legs; you felt the urgent need to sleep with Carl, you were longing for his touch, but he seemed to want to take it slower, because he devoted himself to caressing your breasts. Your nipples hardened, and as he kissed them gently, then sucked on them, you buried your hands in his hair. "Oh God, Carl," you moaned as your pussy got hot and even wetter and began to open slightly, like a flower in the morning sunlight.

"I want you, Y/N," Carl said hoarsely, and moved his lips further down, kissing your belly button along with the piercing, and then licking lightly at your clit, which was also pierced, playing with it in fascination.

You let him do it for a while, but you didn't want to cum until Carl's cock was deep inside you, so you pulled away from him, gripping his shoulders and smiling at him. "My turn," you whispered and told him to lie down, which he obediently did. He was still wearing his boxers, through which his erection showed clearly, but at first you ignored that and kissed his neck, sucking on his earlobe. Carl felt the cool metal of the piercing and took a sharp breath; he hadn't expected the sensation to be so arousing - and if it made him so hot when you kissed his ear and neck, what would it be like when you caressed the rest of his body?

He was soon to find out, as you kissed and licked your way down his neck and collarbone to his tiny nipples, which were very sensitive and hardening as you kissed and licked them devotedly, touching them again and again with your tongue piercing. Carl squirmed moaning under you, and the wet spot on the front of his boxers grew larger. When you arrived at his belly with your caresses and stuck your tongue into his navel, Carl moved his hips to rub against you eagerly; moaning your name over and over.

You exposed him and were entranced by the sight of his cock, big, erect stiff and all warm and wet, and you couldn't wait to suck it, but only gave the tip small kitten licks at first. In response, more precum immediately leaked out, his cock twitched, it tasted salty, and Carl's moans got louder. The intense sensation caused by your tongue piercing as you gently sucked him off was almost too much for him; the cold metal contrasting with your warm mouth and tongue, Carl thrust into your mouth so hard you gagged, pushing your head down. You pulled back and looked at him dismissively. "Not so fiercely, Carl. Hold back and slow down or I'll stop," you threatened.

He nodded with a sweaty face, his beautiful ocean blue eye all haze; his bandage slipped, in his condition he would have said yes to anything just so you would continue pleasuring him. He arched his back in arousal as you kissed and licked the inside of his thighs and his balls, sliding the piercing slowly over his skin. His balls were very firm. "Please," he begged, and began stroking his cock himself. Before you could put him in your mouth again, Carl cum with a loud sigh; his load landed partly in your face, partly on his belly and his slender hips.

"Not too bad, quite a bit of a load. Did you save up that stuff?" you asked teasingly, while his cock softened.

Carl was breathing hard and exhausted, he was all heated up and sheepishly avoided your glance. "I've been dreaming about this for a long time," he confessed, snuggling up to you. „Did you enjoy it too?“

You nodded and kissed him on the forehead, then pulled the blanket over the two of you. "All right, but we're not done yet," you purred, starting to caress him again. "I want you inside me, Carl." Hopefully it would be a long time before Aaron returned.

[rzyraffek]

hey its my birthday fan you write billy lenz giving me sloppy toppy and straight up cumming on my face

Bro wtf I just watched this movie hour ago😰😰 and now I get random request about it! Happy birthday by the way. And its 5:42 am here Requests open!

Tw:Billy Lenz, blowjob, choking? Also I mention y/n as 'you/your' so if that makes you uncomfy I warned you

Billy Lenz reciving oral

First of all, he is 100% virgin. Only watched people do stuff

He knew it will be nice but he didnt expect it to be this nice

His sweet sweet piggy sucking on his cock, taking it so well just for him

He loves the noises you make, the feeling of tounge moving inside, the idea of you trusting him enough to let him almost chocke you its all so so arousing

He will say a lot of nasty stuff, degrading mostly but sometimes he will say some praises like "you taking billy's cock so well piggy" stuff like that

He is always in goofy mood so he will probably cum on your face just for funzies and your reaction. He also loves the face you make after you get the whole load on your pretty skin. And little gaps when it gets in your hair or other places that you didn't want it to come

He also loves watching her do stuff without his help, he just stares right in the eyes while you take him whole. While he just lays down or sits comfortably

But at the same time oh how he loves moving inside you while he just holds your head. Its such good feeling for him! Its difficult for him to decide what position he should be in really.

After doing that first time he is going to do it everyday litteraly, if you disagree he will beg, no kidding he is kinda addicted

Also if you wanna receive oral he will experiment no problem! He is a curious being really! Also im sure he thinks that you are delicious!

But he prefers reciving it much more than giving. Its just so satisfying to see you under him

Also you need to teach him all about after-care because im not sure if he even knows what's words 'care' or 'comforting' mean

And he forgors that people need air to live, sometimes you have to smack him so he remembers that no, alive y/n is much better than dead y/n, so better let her breath

Cummin on face kinda became a habit, but he still tries to make it a surprise because he loves that shoked face when you realise that he just busted a nut in you

And any form of praise makes him melt, if u say anything positive about his size or position or movements or litteraly anything he will go 😍😳 either immediately cum or get ready for next round

After the whole thing, you go wash ur face he will just fallow you, its kinda how he shows affection afterwards, fallowing you behind probably hoping that you go lay in bed so he can cuddle and litteraly glue to you for next 5hours

Anyways i never wrote smuty stuff before,If any of my friends will see this im going to never get out of my house again btw. Also I had to google sloppy toppy😭😭😭 pls tell me if I did well 😥i feel so so green. Also I'm always so spooked that I mistake Billy Lenz for Billy Loomis and imma confuse the hell out of person requesting

[nut4shuri]

how about bestfriend!shuri finding out you went on a date and getting mad so yall fuck it out 👀👀

Best Friends

(18+)

Shuri X Reader

Warnings: ⚠️Dom Shuri,Rough S!x,Provocative Language⚠️

~

Stepping out of the lukewarm water you pranced around the bathroom expeditiously wondering how this night would possibly end.

"This could be a hit or miss" you said to yourself in the mirror.

It had been a couple months since you had a date and since you have moved to Wakanda not many people have made you feel anything.... accept your best friend.

But you know It would never happen so you had to let that feeling go.. Even after you two made love more than once..

But earlier when you were out scrolling the city looking at The Beautiful lights and the Beautiful sounds and The Beautiful People just The Beautiful atmosphere all together you met someone.

"Hello" the tall brown skin and fairly built man spoke,His eye's where gray ans his hair was a dark black,it was dreaded up ans he stood about 6'1.

He is Georgous. you thought..

You smile brightly and spoke back.

"Hi"

"I seen you over there and I just couldn't keep my eyes off of you and I just wanted to come over and let you know that you're absolutely breathtaking."

You were appalled by his bluntness but the passion in his voice, something moved in your heart.

You and the boy had spent all day together,talking and getting to know each other,bur it felt like you'd known him forever.

"I know this is weird,you just met me ane all.."he spoke as he sat beside me.

"Do you think i could take you out tonight?"

"Sure." You smiled brightly.

~

Butterflies Fluttered in your stomach as you slipped on the skin tight silk Satin dress.

Only pulled out in special occasions.

Smiling to yourself,you ran your hands down your sides.

You quickly finished your hair and finished applying makeup.

Moving from the mirror as your phone began to vibrate.

You walked out of your room always to be met by your best friend with the bright smile on her face.

"You look stunning."she said taking your hand and spending you around slowly.

"Where you going" she asked eyeing you. Her brown eyes staring you down making you weak.

"I got a date tonight" you said

"Date,Hmm-" She begin to speak but you cut her off "I really have to go I'll see you later bye love you" you said as you walked off as quickly as your heels could take you.

~

Smiling as you walked your way back to the Palace hand in hand with the guy whose name you found out was Erasmus.

He smiled brightly at you with passion and fire in his eyes as he whispered sweet nothings into your ear.

Stopping in front of the Palace Gates.

"Tonight was really great."

"It was."

"Will I be seeing you again?"

"No she won't"a voice said making me look up to come face with the face with the princess she had a annoyed look on her face as if she did not like the guy one bit and if looks could kill he would be dead right now.

"Shuri-" you said

"Princess-" the guy began to speak.

"I don't want to hear it leave before I handle you myself" she spoke angrily

"You can't just" you began to speak

But the guy said nothing else as he walked from the palace a sad looking his face.

"Shuri wtf-"

"Shut the fuck up" she said grabbing your arm.

~

"Please y/n,i need you, i need you like the air i fucking breath." She whispered in your ear.

"i need you too..please shuri"

Her lips clashed against yours hungrily,devouring you like you where her last meal.

Her hands groped at your ass and sides,smacking it lightly as she sucked against your neck.

Pulling away she pushed you onto the bed before stepping away.

"Strip." She spoke before walking away.

You quickly moved,struggling to unzip your dress as the zipper was behind you but finally manged to get it off.

The cool brushing up against your skin like a thousand kisses.

You striped till you had nothing on.

"Your so beautiful,what am i gonna do with you?"

~

"Fuck fuck fuck" you screamed in sweet agony as shuri thrusted her fingers in and out of you,her tounge wrapped around your clit sucking lightly.

She nipped at your skin,kissing your inner thighs as her fingers sped up,brushing your favorite spot every time.

Her tounge flicked over your clit,spelling out her name and groaning into you making you moan louder.

You grabbed her head grinding your pussy into her face,wanting nothing more but for her to make you cum after she had denied your orgasm more than 3 times.

She was playing a game,that just wasnt fair.

Pulling her fingers away she looked in your eyes,pulling her fingers to her mouth and sucking them slowly.

She moved quickly as she grabbed a hold of your hair aggressively flipping you over and smacking your ass.

Pushing her strap deep inside you without warning,she thrusted fast and rough.

You moaned out as one of her hands wrapped around your neck possessively,holding onto you for dear life.

"Fuck,your so tight" she groaned

You clenched around her as your eyes rolled back,her grip on your hip became tighter.

Just as you felt your release coming she pulled away making you whine loudly.

You could barely catch your breath as she flipped you over and spread your legs

Landing a harsh slap on your pussy you moaned out,she grabbed your face harshly.

"Do you think he could make you feel like this? Does he make your pussy this wet,Or Take your breath away like i do?..."

"I don't think so." She said.

Had to channel my inner Anna to write this.😌

[isawas-here]

The cod boys (preferably König and Ghost) where they cheat on the reader and regret it? Headcanon or whatever! I love your writing ❤ so please as angst as possible <3

Hii thank you for the request! I will definitely try some angst I don’t think I’ve ever done that but let’s go! (I’m not sure if you want both of them..? As a polyamorous couple?? So I’ll do Ghost if you don’t mind 😞‼️)

—————————————

The slight whispers and grumbles from people in the bar is what he could hear. Simon would only drink his problems then facing them. He grabbed his drink downing then slamming it back down on the table, the bartender grabbed his glass as he mumbled for another. What was this..? His 5th cup. The liquid didn’t give him much thought as he rubbed his bloodshot eyes. Some girl seduced her way into there bed.. no no her bed now. Simon would never ever cheat on his significant other knowing that it was hard to earn his trust and easy to break it too. So how was it that he cheated. That damn girl, y/ns neighbor and her slutty pick me outfit. She was blackmailing him saying if he didn’t fuck her then she would tell y/n that something bad was going to happen. He never wanted something bad to happen but something bad did happen. She was riding on top of him as he heard a gasp from the doorway. The girl stopped and they both looked towards the gasp. Y/N both looked at them broken, stunned. Their eyes started watering as they screamed at Simon. Simon quickly threw the girl off of him and she ran to pick up her clothes not even bothering to put them on. “WTF THE SIMON WHO IS THIS BITCH HUH?” they had slapped him across the face, tears falling down their cheeks. “No! Love you don’t understand she was-“ he was quickly cut off by their partner “NO FUCKING SAVE IS SIMON I DONT CARE GOD DAMMIT!” he tryed to reach for his partner once again but just shoved him off. “Oh my god..” was all they heard from the person standing in front of him. His partner cluched themselves as the gave out on the floor, they were now wailing. “Get out Simon..” was all he heard in broken up tounge. He stood for a moment and grabbed his things before speaking. “GET THE FUCK OUT SIMON PLEASE” he knew this was his last warning so he looked back at his partner laying on the floor and walked out and now he’s here. Why?? He could’ve said no because the trust the fucking trust he had and now it’s broken. He felt the tears prickling his eyes once again, Simon rarely cried to. He slapped a bill on the table and walked out the pub. He got into his car and drove to Soaps house.

(Let’s pretend he can drive lol) BUT THATS IT CAUSE IDK HOW TO END IT REALLY LMAO. I hope you enjoyed and I hoped it was up to your standers I’m sorry if it wasn’t 🥲

[dustteller]

I've been working on a fix-it fanfic this weekend bc I think our protagonists deserve happiness (well, they don't, but I want them to be, ok??). Here's the first scene I've written as a sneak peak! (And also a summary of wtf is going on, bc otherwise the scene makes no sense)

She Who Became The Sun AU were Ouyang didn't get the chance to kill Chaghan, and as a result, his plans took longer to unfold. This gives them time for 1) Esen to process his disilusionment with his father and start realizing how shitty he is, 2) Wang Baoxiang tries to be petty and pissed at Esen and basically just tells him how uncomfortable he makes Ouyang sometimes. This backfires spectacularly. Baoxiang will never forgive himself for being the one that got Ouyang a relationship. 3) Esen gets to actually see Ouyang start spiraling, and 4) Esen finally realizing and coming to terms with his own dumbassery. I genuinely believe he was getting there in canon, his father's death just derailed the impending development. With more time and pressure I think both he and Ouyang would have managed to truly become the cringefail couple they were meant to be.

Esen and Ouyang scene below the cut!

“Please, Ouyang,” Esen grasped at Ouyang’s hands with a hollow hunger that Ouyang had never seen in his lord before.

And then, he did the unthinkable:

“I’m sorry.”

Esen lowered himself, debased himself, let his knees touch the ground before Ouyang’s feet, and as he stared up, as Ouyang’s vision swam and almost blacked out at the wrongness of it, he apologized.

“I’m sorry. Please, I’m so sorry.”

Ouyang collapsed. He crumpled to the ground, undone.

Or perhaps, it was better to say that something inside him gave way, and like a building on fire being ravaged from the inside, his foundations and walls turned to ash under him and, unable to keep himself upright, he folded into the fires below.

Esen met his blank stare with a squeeze of a hand, Ouyang’s hand.

“I’ve failed you. I called you my general, and still I have been so careless with you. I never thought about it, but I’ve been hurting you this whole time, and you never let it show- No, I never realized. It’s all my fault. I’m sorry.” 

It was easier to stare at Esen now that they were both on the floor. Ouyang was still shorter than him, here, still had to look up to avoid his gaze and only had to look forwards to avoid it.

It all still felt wrong. It was the certainty that this scene had never been written out, was never meant to happen. He could feel it, trapped behind his eyes and as cold as the steppes in winter.

And yet, a rage long-repressed rose up within him still.

“How dare you.”

Esen’s molten-gold hands could still tighten around his, Ouyang found out.

“Why now? Why? After so many years, why do you care now?”

Why were his tears cold, on his cheek, when he had caught ablaze with impotent rage? Even as he yelled, he knew there was no bite behind his words, not for Esen. Perhaps only for his own tounge.

“I care about you.”

“You’re not meant to. Not like this.”

“I do. I want to fix this, fix us.”

“I’m a thing. I belong to you, you can’t apologize, not like this.  This isn’t how it’s meant to happen.”

“Ouyang,” and Esen, sweet Esen, who had not once commanded him, brushed his chin softly with his fingers. It was only the barest touch, but Ouyang’s eyes snapped up, as if he had been waiting for permission, “It already has. I want to hear you. Tell me why you won’t allow yourself to accept this.”

“I’m just your general.” Ouyang muttered as Esen’s thumb sizzled away his tears. 

And then Esen pulled Ouyang towards him by his collar, until his cheek was pressed against the crown of his head and his white-hot hands branded his nape and back. 

“Exactly. There is no one in the world I trust half as much as you, no one else I want by my side. I've told you before, you're my best friend, my general. You've always done me proud. Please, let me in. I want to help you be as happy as you've made me."

And as Ouyang sat there, his forehead pressed against his lord’s shoulder, he closed his eyes and let himself sob out all the cold that remained behind his eyes. 

And at last Ouyang lets himself burn.

[chishiyashoodie]

Imagine this:

I think that the number one thing that Chishiya wants from a relationship is intimacy. He wants to feel safe and not judged around someone. He won’t know how to show it, or how to submit to it, at first but after a while of his partner not giving up on him and letting him figure it out in his own time he’d crave it.

Most people seem to think that he isn’t into kissing but I think that when he finds his person he would fucking love it. His favourite would be slow, slow, slow kisses with you in his lap on the couch. Every now and then moving his lips over your neck and shoulders. He’d let his hands run over you, just as slow as his mouth. Fingers barely touching you. Leaving goodebumps all over your skin. No tounge though, that isn’t his thing.

Also, I think cuddles would be really wierd to him in the beginning, but after you leaning on him while watching tv enough times he’d start to expect it. He’d automatically lift his arm to let you slide in under and put your head on his shoulder. Then one time you sit down next to him but don’t lean in right away and he just sits there with his arm in the air having no clue of wtf he’s doing haha.

I have more, both sfw and nsfw. Lmk if you want me to suprise you with some every once in a while 😏

YES YES YES

ALL THIS ^^^

Send more pls this was so good 😫

[whumpshaped]

I have another for the scar and gore tag...👁✨️

warning for vivid description and large object falling on my very vulnerable head and throwing up?

FOR reference:

Jupiter JBR700 Student Bb Baritone - Clear Lacquer | Sweetwater

Hiscox Baritone Horn Case | Mooloolaba Music

Amazon.com: DEG Trumpet Marching Lyre : Musical Instruments

( Bb marching baritone horn is the instrument )

'Kay so this was back in high school I was a sophomore anyways long story short we had lockers to put the instruments in. I put my instrument in my locker and close it. This is done with practiced ease and not much force. It was a simple lock and unlock then slide the instrument in its case inside.

Now this is where the pain comes in because I am the most accident-prone person in the world apparently. I HAD noticed the baritone on top of the lockers (where they aren't supposed to be!) and thought nothing of it.

This is due to the fact it was in the middle of the whole like locker thingie mc thing. NOT NEAR THE EDGE. Yeah, as soon as I closed that fuckin' locker.... IT FELL ON MY HEAD and the worst part is I had my mouth open. So, this marching baritone horn which is around 12-15 pounds (WITHOUT?) the case. Case and all. Fell. On my head.

all meaning: mouthpiece, music, lyar, pens, pencils, and they also had the thing that holds the music that the lyar attaches to. EVEN TENNIS SHOES (sneakers)

right on my head. SO, I bit my tounge, just the sides thankfully, some of my lip, my teeth richoed together, and my head still didn't bleed. (I thought it would have.) SO, no bloodshed. miraculously.

Just a pain like no other (right directly the top of my skull was hit I had no hat or anything on to soften the blow)

I didn't lose any teeth or even chip them. But I did have extreme pain, managed to hold back my tears and put a blank face on as well as say I am fine to the very concerned fellow student that used the instrument.

Then sat down and repacked all my pens/pencils/highlighters then scurried off to the bathroom (which to my luck?) was empty. Cried, realized my face was blood red, and I proceeded to see black spots in the vision. Swayed knees buckled and almost threw up in the sink. Whole time was dry heaving and I had a terrible headache the rest of the week.

Accompanied by worse congestion, my nose felt like it was swollen, and idk what happened to the instrument after it fell. So ahhh I did think I was done but apparently not! This one just came into my head. (thankfully not like the baritone!)

Never went to the nurse...I regret that btw. Should've actually not have toughed it out. But I got home and went to bed. BAD don't do it. I could have had a concussion! It was like not even 45 minutes. It was like 20, I think. Which means I had a really short bus ride...

I just popped a Tylenol with some water changed and flopped over and went to bed for like 9 hours. 💀💀💀💀 I'm telling you I was treating myself like a super soldier or something. Unironically, I didn't think it was a big deal. Like WHAT?!

But no joke, it felt like my nose bone (the roof of your mouth that long bone on the pallet i think it's a part of the nose) felt like it was bending inwards and left 0 room for my tongue. I'll tell you what. Mhm. *shakes head*

But yeah, if I remember anything else I will drop them off here. Because I am very accident prone. and honestly, I never told anybody about this one now that I think about it. 😭😭😭 But thx for this tag gives me a chance to recount all my mishaps.

that was soooo likely a concussion wtf😭 stop😭😭

[pademelonluck]

DARLLINGGGG GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAILLLL!?!?!?!?!?????

I SAID YOU WERE NEXT- AND NOW YOUR TIME HAS COME-

First and foremost wtf is a spanakopinka??

Secondly, im sure you have heard the phrase of "thats not a real word" with the reply of "all words are made up" which is actually fascinating when you think about it.

William Shakespear was especially known for making up his own words since there were thing he wished to say but were impossible to convey in his native tounge.

Despite whatever feelings you may have towards the man you have to awknowlege he is iconic for a reason.

How beautiful is that?

That he felt something so strongly and wanted to share it so much that instead of taking the second best translation of experience he created his own means of conveyance.

While annoying to us today forced to analyze his works- imagine back then. One of my favorite words I learned from an AP lit class was "cacophony" which is basically the antonym of Symphony.

A Symphony is a beautiful harmony of sound

A Cacophony is a beautiful chaotic disharmony

Both exist to describe what is otherwise indescribable, sound that cannot otherwise be conveyed over text other than experience alone.

Have you ever tried to listen to music without listening? Feel the base thrum against your skin and the whispers of tounges beyond your comprehension 10/10 recommend.

Did you know you can call worms to the surface by something called "Worm Grunting" using two sticks. They feel the vibrations and mistake it for a gentle rain.

Which I think is the horror equivilent of a monster mimicking the voice of a loved one, something that should promise comfort and connection but instead leads to ones downfall.

ANYWAYS- If you were turned into a worm do you think youd just vibe in your new form or go on a mighty quest trying to find back to your body that at this point may no longer be your own?

Hmmm, a few questions here.

A spanakopinka I don't believe exists. (YES I'M MAKING FUN OF YOUR SPELLING AGAIN) A spanakopita is a Greek cuisine, referred to in English as "spinach filo triangles", and I, for one, am really good at making them. (THEY'RE DELICIOUS)

Okay, worms.

Fun fact, worms emerge from the surface during rain, because, if they remain underground, they will be flooded, and likely perish.

Although they require moisture, rain is somewhat a menacing time for them.

If I was turned into a worm, I would probably attempt to regain my body, depending on what life would be like as a worm! Perhaps worms have great lives. :)

[uyjji]

Hello this my first fanfication in English. Im sorry if my English is bad, hope you enjoy it.

Btw this not ship FF, i can't ship the young character cause they still too young and manga is too dark. 🙏

The night is so beutifull, but the sky isn't more beautiful than all womans in Yakiniku Q.

Lady Tsunade was come too Konoha after several time. She ask for all "girls" too eat and drunk in Yakiniku Q.

Now Shizune, Temari, Sakura,Ino, Hinata and Karui sit together in that place. Tenten can't come now beccause she was on mission in Kumogakure.

Lady Tsunade smile while see the girls her meet grow up beccome mom even there 2 new face now. But while she thinking again that just only 1 face, cause she meet Temari since her young age too.

While she see all of them talk, eat yakiniku and drunk. She thinking something weird question in her mind.

Tsunade : Girls can i ask you some funny question?

The girls see lady Tsunade that time.

Hinata : What is that?

Tsunade : Sakura, Hinata, and Karui. All of you have daughter right? And Temari, Ino and Hinata you have son too.

Sakura : Why you asking that Shisho? Isn't that obvious?

Shizune : No that not, all of you look like 20th years single girls. Esspecially Ino.

Ino did pose and make everyone laugh at that.

Tsunade : Back of topic, can i ask a question?

All of "girls" see her with serious face.

Tsunade : Hinata, Sakura and Karui all of you need answer my question in same time.

Sakura, Karui, and Hinata look her verry serious now.

Tsunade : If your daughter will marry your friends son, who is he?

Sakura, Karui, Hinata : SHIKADAI...

Everyone look at Temari in sametimes.

Ino : WTF why no one choice my beautiful son?

Hinata : It's ok Ino-chan, theres no one who choice Boruto too.

Her smile with angellic face. (OH I MiSS HER)

Sakura : Inojin, is beautifful but who want her daughter get married with boy who with sharp tounge like that? The most important his father in law is have same sharp tounge too.

Ino : Ah, i can't denied that. He was Sai in blonde hair.

The hall is full of the laugh now.

Shizune : So back too topic, so why Shikadai?

Temari sit there with bossy pose.

Temari : So girls, tell me the reason.

Sakura : So let me first. Shikadai was really smart, kind and he was the first chunnin in his generation like Shikamaru. But to be honest I want Sarada meet his destiny by her self. So sorry Temari-san.

Temari : Great idea, but why i feel like get rejected?

Everyone in that room laugh while see Temari reaction.

Hinata : Ok let me do it. Shikadai is really carrying person even he was only child in family he give older brother vibe. He was care with Boruto, he always said Boruto don't do something bad cause that can make Naruto name bad too. He look like Boruto older brother even he was younger than Boruto. Maybe that the reason.

Tsunade : That look like you want Shikadai marry Boruto than Himawari.

Temari : I'm sorry Hinata, i can't let my son marry Boruto. Temari talk that when she try not laugh .

All girls can't handle Temari face and laugh together now.

Karui : So the last is me, let talk with serious lady Temari.

She said that while she sit front of Temari. That make really fun and serious time.

Karui: Listen lady Temari, forget Inoshikacho tradition. Our husband is bestfriend since the child. Our child together since they baby. Let's beccome family.

Everyone give serious face, even Temari. That look like Shikadai get married proposal in 12 years old.

Karui : The most important, he have a lott money. He almost always pay for his teammeates and he have small portion eating. So Chocho can eat more and more. Hahahhahaha.........

Temari : Absolitelly no. You can't get my son, he will get malnutrition.

Everyone in that room laugh really hard with that session

They maybe grow up, getting older even get more but they still same. They enjoyed they live. For several time that make me happy too have longer live. TSUNADE SENJU

End.....

[fkyumerica]

they keep doing shit to raise the cerebral palsy chimpanzees

no you were suppossed to kill them

ring bearers at a wedding

they will just shit and go UHH

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YW9gkuWPWEE so she hits chewbacca

CRAZY Lady RUINS Kids Show At Disneyland ! #shorts #disney

they wernt to light up the colleseum

hello

Masculinity Initiation Party | South Park | Comedy Central Africa

they would party like crayz to kill them everyday

and it didnt happen

I dont thin kso officer hit her officer

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HFDcDdFU0Vw wtf reverse and back

These Teachers Dressed Up As Their Students

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kiBzUQhAeQE and they got a sloth

kind Man helps sloth cross the road 🦥 #costarica #sloth #shortsviral #animals #conservation

how old are you 85 how are you so active we stole the beach

wtf a beach a boat whoa ok look i smashed in the window

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wx12eotl7sc you cannot control me

🤣when trolling a fan goes wrong #wwe #wwefunny

i will fuck all over you and rape you and your husband

what does it say miscarriage gear

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KahlQAtENJE she wanted to meet up with her ex boyfriend and be every princess at disney world

Disney Mascot STUNS Girl With Rare SURPRISE! #shorts #disney

and if not working there then owning it i got the dream

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CBFjRqgsxTA you got a fucking kangaroo with no arms now

Man saves dog from kangaroo #animals #fact #viral

kevin is her ex's dad

andrew trevino

holy shit same kids as them

one school

do it

one pig

convert

the thing

im gonna be sailor mars the police officer

twiggy the model is jessicas mom and does the microphone magnet noises

to rape

and shoot it in her roof tank

the houses were made to rape people

and hey gotta be me to hang out with me 230 scream laughing AHHH videos one after the next she is showing her kid all day

we fill the whole mason jar pouring water

then we cum

and every noise of the mouth is this

get off to it

i married george mcfly

had 18 kids

and mow

https://www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/ i married a baby and im still a baby

Wheels & Dollbaby - Official Store

85+ years old

100

debbie harry

when harry met sally

australia whoa no

expensive

and constant animal screams

pissed noises

and cak cak cak noises from mom

tounge smacking clicking

im licking my mouth slow, aand im fucking you

on the phone

sitting in front of her too

yea change the mic she got off

and brandon too turn it on ooh baby ooh

5 people shut up on the same phone call

uh who cares

and i jumped on your boyfriend right

shes not married want my kid

no

her dad siad it right

no

and i made up the makeup and hair and clothing

they were not it

doe

get skinny to what i stay fat and fuck

27 guys to lose the weight in one day

then call my dad

reagan

that is their family in the club house

wtf made it a mansion

one room house party

and them going ah yea, ah right

old middle aged people now

they want anyone to fuck their kids

to say their kids hot so the parent jerks off to it after

got me hot got my hair up im blonde

and harry

left too ooh ooh oooh fingers herself

so the guy does to his dick too

and cumming is it

top of the dick jerking off then cumming

shooting out

gotta cum to fuck her too so he fucks her infant after

and all her boyfriends did

house party do it too marry 5

you didnt wanna marry my kids thats when i started to dress it

and went punk

wtf

they dont even know who is related to them

in their house they write down 5 names and numbers, then hand it out to someone fuck em in a week

see if oyu go

this is her

fake french

underground sheets of metal as the ground

on all the land

101 dalmations

drive through france mmall

electrocute it

and everyone in it

they made baby music and videos learn with us

for that building, nut house to learn they were not supposed to learn

midevil ttorture building

killing all of them is what it was built for

rapist retards

apes

and chimps

and league before drown it make it small

finger in eye its whole life

didnt grow

burning pitutitary gland will make it smaller

behind nose

top

bridge

giant to stop growing

old mcdonald had a farm

that was regans son then too

there you go pluck off all her eyebrows

thats her

ahhhhhhhhh i just wanna fuck

i gave birth as a kid

and infant

and toddler

now KNOW it

fuck you

so im singing it to you

b bar

d dog

f bitch

they made their own the whole time

full cup

notice mine

braaaaaaaa

she is angela or a angela

double decker big house

giant hording downstairs

cant find me and meth and my kids again in the storage tubs

and her mom mother reagans

and husbands

that nut house

is her in the movie

she is deformed, retarded, and a midget on stilts, and men flying up there think they can do anything, and women on the ground like a group of wild animals together they are don’t care fuck anyone

fake presidents and leave court room

doesnt need to be one

or law school

police say it

judge tries to talk to them

they wouldent not be there with him

last one fucked me up he's nice

and keep talking

says it 90 times

shortest one dark hair is the hairy arm woman at subway and dirt woman keep getting more put more dirt on it metal sheets

make europe

they remake it everyday

wtf is wrong with you they will kill you

eeach time

i have never talked to people so stupid

aco hardware

all they are is this retarded bitch screaming hold the hammer electrocute them

and they interrupt

to say hey mom who do i fuck next

to say she is their mom to fuck infants

ask mom tell mom

james dean gay

it is their dad

to those 50s guys

i got 8 girls i dunno wtf

what colleges those were the buildings

touch her finger her fuck her too

two in a tree never stopped up against a wall

leon said he is Ronald reagan

they met mem then wayne county community college with jo

it is her with him

jo is a man

and i'll make her shove a kid up her ass some day

and wtf shes 5

where are you dragging this

at

no one is a judge shut up so they get killed

and die

now slow song to calm them down

sing it

it is his family obviously shut the fuck up

i know it

im retarded

im nandor

no we gotta be boys we gotta fuck like boys too

i looked over all these photos as evidence before

and you think you can speak as a officer or as a judge

you are in it

john said he fucked leon to rob him

and grandma i had 8 kids to show who they are

Mask

We put in the air, gas, and compress it in houses and bust your necks from down the street too with it

and we sent her in so we could go south and west and south and north and where you live and fuck you-nandor

and i still dont give a fuck about you

meet me

we killed our parents

well let me eat her out

her mom had to still fuck other men the whole time

so her parents could live away from her and it was a nicer life

and this was in the 90s its a movie

and her dad too

the same

fucked other people still

you watching this doesnt look like it

leon said it when the virgin came on tv

you requested music

get them to leave

and fuck your parents one last time

same hospital

and shoot them

listen

if you dont

this is it

he had 8 kids with her then theyre fat

they knew it

and say it

they always will

and show your grandma

with the line on her face

regans other wife

not his first 8th

and you married a guy

who didnt him

to leavve you for a whole truck of girls

what dinosaurs

penny, angela, angie, elizabeth, tangie, emily, andy, and grear

what club then church then what

its ok i know it all im leon

no you dont

and mm

he just asked me to go and fuck them with him

and keep your butt open

shes talking to him

its happening hes gay

porn on tv who gives a shit

porn on tv that woulda been a 200$ fine

but she waited on it, talking to me again, i dont talk go two feet and we go short

it is about fucking

they cant even see it or hear it

brushing noises

walrus goes up and fucks you on own

they are blasting batteries

like tasers

taught her it

your fault you knew it right to hurt police officers

no

what a btich guiermo

let me do it to you

feel pain once

she didnt

i feel bad i dont got a job

but i dont care

give me a dog i dont want

and you

and no hair

who cares

face piercings

he dont give a fuck

leave me

left me before

and she said it too im her in the mask

whoa yea she is

i wanna have sex

here is mary sue fucking her family in a mcdonalds wont stop fucking her parents grandparens and to everyone come on everyone fuck them

enters and does it and smells as it

old people smell

suck it out the hole (belly button) and drip it on the rest

here is angela had to hit her for robbing clayton to get her in a ambulance

her boyfriend had to

she is retard NO NO NO NO throwing her head back and forth

nonstop

80 minutes

why cant we do you, come back with all of us and do us

its a party (church tunnels to casino and drive in them)

i start em

aand no you cant get any money for any of this

and i knoow at cabelas we told them instead

got the money and food

or wtf rob them

we fuck em to do it

to eat a butter crack cow

-anne marie

and here is guiermo i dont care listen to her parents i want you to steal from her

they see anyone and fuck them from behind, and 3 together jump on him, lay her down, fuck

trailer park was nut house moved out

and her grandma she kept alive for oral

do it do it do it

sex sex sex

give me oral in the mouth

god yeaa

and when she put on her glasses

with anne maries grandma

i dont care marry marilyn monroe after

said you and her kids would marry

did they

gay dogs too hide it

and i dont care you will say all the shit about her too

her grandma again

and her grandpa left one who said start the party

with her other grandpa on right

president after

regan

she eats pinsol spray

lemon

guiermo does

they raise meth levels up to piss you off the whole time

and they hit them and leave them with them

cant remeber the other relationship

i didnt do it i didnt do her i didnt do her and precious spoiled child anne marie is his mother, bottom right "i know i can do it make me her the biggest bitch, judge, glen close judge judy" back left, im the right guard, on his right is the left guard

and ther est had sex with her too jessica

they are blacks still

and its her

i wanna fuck both of em left guard and right guard

they are all related and in dearborn

nooo reminds us of the hospital

perfect airr

big house

i wanna run

lets ruin everything us then too the judge

should i have my kids killed or not

whoa new opportunity

rabai

and amish, left, go in anywhere

they are punching me with dope

hair dryer

as the gas heat

and careese doesnt care

slow

she is it

and guiermo was krystina

dont care go with him too anthony hit her he is him

george mcfly

and is it him him and him

no that is a actual photo

i am not sarcastic

why dont i believe it

go back and ape fuck all the girls oyoou had a truck

and i dunno we took it i know how to build a room

and us a column

and careese mute her

so she does

less shit more free food

they believed them

it is their families too

i never met them either too

they said i got down syndrome from fatima she made sandwhiches they handled all of those infants

and no one else stayed

yeaaaaaaaaa

wow

food free shit i left thats not a marriage

is she that retarded

so he thinks shes gotta go with him

and she did

careese did so did you

and the columns to those men whoa im not that big

i gotta go here

smaller

building

again

leon-we were all the same family and friends i dont care

and tounge in her to freak her fuck her say to him how to come over and fuck her

waiting outside

for him

wtf hes back

just fucked lindita its jordan

church down the road

she lives there my girlfriend

anne marie put on white makeup and her whole face looks like a double chin

cerebral palsy

and

tan arms

and her parents drank the whole time too

and whats with all the clothes girls no we steal your colors off you adn your naked

reversse clothes with colors

switch

whoa

new

omfg these people are pissing me off so much

naked colors

hes a giant bitch again

hit on back of the head

giant nose

mike

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BISYo3dllf0 no youre only gonna want a bird if its half dead

Happy Bird

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x1vtn4Dw-F8 and its us ok

We see our old cartman as his son - South Park

we dress up young

teach us

the judge makes the decision for all of them

thats it

to understand it too

it was sit one there

around them they surround and

open fire

hey cigarettes, lighters, and yea keep em retarded

they stay it

too

them

they all had their own house after mating with a older man too after wrestlnig or becoming a rabai

then downriver all of them grouping get in the river

all pregnant too sit down

and this too we only talk queer

i wanted fish and chips from applebees

i ate a whole thing of crackers

theres no food left again

they all lived all over hey send in sister bethany i left all need a whole house right

and constant food wtf

buffet

all you can eat

stole the truck load

every grocerie store

today

all the trucks come in everyday right with a whole new store each time

of food

go eat all you want

says it

they all did dating each other wtf

giant wedding

gordie howe geordie white

i fucked like 15 girls i dont care

as a old man

and now, 50,000

only thing he wanted to do

ate all day

colleseum roar was for food

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hillary clinton/a headless horseman

cruella deville car can go up those mountain hills

and hide as a tree

no fucking way amanda im going in it

and killing them after

found em again

giants

and killing her with one too to get it

smash in the side

hit the car back

old muscle cars are it

and drag race motor wont break

and that truck can smash ssemis off the cliffs

she said she took out a school credit card

wtf

anne marie

how

she was stealing my books and me in her trunk to die after

she got 500$

to be a pig to do it

then live in a house after she makes a restuarant to scream and be one of those ball table guys

break em guys

boarr

feed me the wild shit

what food is here now

that is their church

we live they die what

these skiing people are giant

marilyn manson wedding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edcdKLqFGZI dog as big as a coffin

SELAMAT JALAN SNOWEE THE GOLDEN | RIP

they leave their new borns and hey find it dog

breed all of them to do it

that was sadam his wife and osama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0vmyUJSAAM bishops will die now

Bidding farewell to Benedict XVI: Translation to St. Peter's Basilica - Highlights

their priest is their wife

the cardinal is who she inbred with

in her own family

and the pope is their grandmother again

they say it to get sex again

Highlights - 8 - January 2024 Audience to the members of the Diplomatic Corps Pope Francis

hate each one of them

leon says it like him

is part of their church

no i am not

niggers

keep giving them kids at them

i never did

they make noises with their mouth after

ololololoo

their wives go ok

so do their gay sons

and the rest go yea what

and didnt fuck her enough in the room

hey. what?

dad coming over

says it

shoot them all

they are the ministry

and their families

they let us live

well you partied the fuck out of it then chris

she didnt take out a loan

fake college

gay

alive now

she said alive now wtf we can live alive now

and :10 got the most girls ever

250,000 in one day

fingered, fucked, and fled

with 18,000 others

then 290,000,000 women

the next day

fucking all of their heads again

then they all did what they want

they knew a nod meant yes

say they are the womens group like i said

and you already messed it up again

mr i got a house from their fucking jobs

Disney's Craziest Mid-Ride Evacuations #shorts #disneyworld

this is it

evacuate, leave meant it

leave the moms here

points at the ground where

and the moms drug it

we get to leave

they stand there

the moms do

their pastors were boats of guys asking after robbing for the first time hey wanna go with us free food since

dont go to school

who cares attack them

anyone alive and not on dope

and alcohol

cause THEn they fuck them

Santino Marella vs. Honky Tonk Man - Intercontinental Championship Match: Cyber Sunday 2008

you cannot fuck with that honkey tonk

he did show up to school to touch me

the fake italian beaner guy

and showed up in church too

i preformed an exorcism

and saw all that shit

lay 45 down and fuck kids to live

wtf

and lie in the back of church and free food at soup kitchen

and free detroit

live in land

and fuck

wtf whoa honkey tonk get in a truck and drive and live anywhere

im the only one who had information

all they did was drive is someone there

what are they doing

[sips-tea-cutely]

love grows, where my rosemary goes

a gift to the mods, who have done nothing but support me. thank you so much for everything, i truly appreciate it. i'm sorry if its inaccurate (the character writing) im not big on these fandoms :D also, random headcannons whwhwh!!

#dazai

he loves your smile, and your curiosity.

someone to match his energy is someone he truly adores <3

putting ale into root beer? that's unique, your so smart !!!

its his fav drink now, he would love for you to make it for him :)

you like eating spicy noddles? that sounds like a torture method. you still eat it even though it burns your tounge, and thats just so admirable of you~ ur amazing<3

you do the most silliest things, and ofc hes joining you!!

he likes teasing you about this, but you seem to tease back as well.

...well! why don't we have a eating competition!? >:D

the both of you almost burn your tounges in having one, so you both get coffee in the end.

the both of you would bicker on who would win, but later he insists that you won and he'd pay for anything you want. he loves the proud grin on your face, its adorable!!

in the end, he just loves seeing you have a smile on you face. wether it be from anger, sadness, happiness, pride, it never fails to make him happy. it gives him motivation to go through another day, to just see your smile once again.

#fyodor

he loves that you reassure him everystep of the way, compliment him any chance possible with happy eyes.

i think he likes associating songs with you, if hes with you, he will play those songs to show how much he loves you<3 hell he'll even play THOSE songs ON the cello for you.

he just wants to hear your compliments to him :)

it it will take a while for him to get used to physical touch, he strives me as the person whos not a fan of touching people.

but he tries to learn, he tries hard to learn for you.

everntually, he'll end up enjoying the littlest of things, like holding hands, you combing his hair, or just small smooches he gives on your hands <3

i think. i think you guys both visit operas.

He always brings you roses in hand before the opera. the gift drastically changes, from a pearl necklace, written poems, chocolayes. all gifts are symbolic, and represent an espect of you.

#xiao

HE !! LOVES !! QUALITY !! TIME

wont say it to your face though. he enjoys every time you are with him, wether it be sad and painful or chaotic and joyful.

he loves it all. he loves the gifts you give him as well.

i think this guy spends majority of his time trying to find things he think will look good on you.

smh everything will look good on you. /srs

from ruby rings, to crystalflys for your hair, he wont hesitate to bring you rich and expensive things.

of course, all of them are well thought out as well.

i hes confused at it first, but he goes to people for advice like the traveler and madame ping for help.

just like fyodor, hes trying pls :(

he may seem cold art first but eventually he'll soften up for you<3

omg he'd go wherever u want :D preferably somewhere with a really calming atmosphere and lanterns<3

in the end, you guys are eating desserts, tofu, or whatever while looking at the sunset/bright moon :)

#juono

he loves that you dont judge him for being blunt/straightforward, and acept his opinons without saying "wtf shut up i dint ask for this."

hes also, a very good judge for ur clothes and perfume<3 if you need someone, who will tell which one looks better on you then HERE IS YOUR MAN. /srs

oh my god you are going to be spoiled by him so bad he looks loaded PROBABLY IS LOADED ?

MAKES SURE HIS S/O IS LIVING IN COMFORT <33

You need his opinon? ofcofc hes there.

you want a cat? meow, meow HE IS ONE. /j /Ih just kidding ofc he'll get you a cat<333

you wanna get married? hes already on one knee with the box open showing the ring and all you have to do is say yes.

he doesnt strike me the type to be jealous/angry. but when he does oh my god you are IN big trouble.

he'll spoil you even more.

like

way way more.

honestly its cute<33333