Incorrect Quotes of the Kingdom Pt. 2
Link: I'm never donating blood again. The second you walk through the door, itβs just one invasive question after another! βWhere did you get it?β 'Why is it in a bucket?β I mean... do you want it or not?
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Revali: Any idiot would know that.
Link: I knew that!
Revali: See?
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Revali: Could you be any more annoying?
Link: Definitely.
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Purah: Ew, what kind of tea is this?
Link *sipping tea cup with pinky in the air*: I boiled Gatorade.
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Link: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Tulin: Iβve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. Iβve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. Theyβre the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?
Riju: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.
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Zelda: What are you two arguing about this time?
Purah: They're always using common phrases incorrectly!
Link: Cry me a table.
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Link: Fight me!
Ganondorf: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Ghost Sonia: Why is Ganondorf crying?
Ghost Rauru: Link kicked them really hard in the ankle.
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Zelda: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.
Link *coming back from the store with six cartons of milk*:Β They had avacados!
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Link: Rauru, I screwed up big time.
Rauru: Link, given your daily life experiences, youβre gonna have to be more specific.
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Link: Β *About to do something incredibly stupid*
The sages: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
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Sonia: Β I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Purah: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Link: ... I was hungry.
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Sonia: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Link...
Rauru: As you should be.
Sonia: No, for real. They're kind of-
Rauru: As. You. Should. Be.
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Ganondorf: Life is like Link. It's short.
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Link: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Yunobo: I think you mean cards.
Tulin: He did not.
Link *pulling out knives*: I did not.
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Link: The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Link: Β Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
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Purah: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Tulin: The final boss.
Riju: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Link: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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Link: Yum, thanks!
Ganondorf *puts more tape over Link's mouth*: I said, stop eating it.
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Purah: Didn't you die?!
Link: That was weeks ago. Things change.
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Purah: Wake me up...
Tulin: Before ya go go
Zelda: When September ends
Link: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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Sidon: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Link: That would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Riju: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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Ganondorf: I've been expecting you, Link.
Link: How did you do that without turning around?
Ganondorf: Β Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
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