#buttttt not with the war criminal

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

You know what I enjoy a complicated character and a complicated storyline. I think the only good and complex writing from the script was with Spider, Quaritch, and Neytiri and the complications in the relationships between them. That being said I’ll really be disappointed if they do a redemption arc for the colonizing war criminal.

[chamomiletealeaf]

sory if this is asked already buttttt🍑

yk that trend where girls stand next to cops/soldiers etc and do the "Everybody kmows that im a good girl Officer" thing😭

plsplsplspps pls pretty pls please with extra sugar and whipped cream ad ice vream and a big forehead kiss can you do 141 + könig reacting to reader (fem) doing this 💗💗💗

OMG THIS SCREAMS GAZ FOR SOME REASON I KNOW HE'D BE THE MOST REACTIVE (second to Johnny ofc)

You stand there with your phone as the audio plays and you act all cutesy and innocent in front of the big soldier in front of you.

Everybody knows that I'm a good girl officer you say with the audio hoping to get a reaction.

Gaz - He'd break so fast. So damn easily my god. He'd smile so big at the camera then at you with his handsome pretty face ugh he makes me sick. Who told him he could be so gorgeous and charming.

He'd cross his arms over his chest, smile not hidden by his sunglasses nor his hat as he tries to regain his composure.

RAHHH I LOVE HIM SO BAD

Johnny - He'd glance at you first before the camera. Then as he fully hears the audio he smirks and raises an eyebrow, as if to tell the camera "yeah right". He smirks and leans in to whisper something in your ear and your eyes go wide and your hand flies to your mouth as you end the video before the audio is even over. Then he's cackling like a hyena because he's insane and I need him and I love him.

Simon - He wouldn't even pay attention at first. But then he sees how pretty you are and he gives a little curious side eye, not even paying attention to the phone. Arms crossed over his chest, legs spread apart, he hears the audio and realizes what you're doing. His eyes never once looking at the camera, he stares at you, smirk hidden under his mask and his shoulders move with a little chuckle. (Everyone in the comments is going insane at the way he never takes his eyes off you and how you got him to break a little) the audio ends and you giggle shyly like a school girl as you thank him for the little video (He's hard now).

Price - He looks at the camera immediately, eyebrows furrowed like a confused dad trying to read what their kid is showing him on their phone. He hears the audio and his eyebrows shoot up and he looks at you. Arms also crossed over his chest he tilts his head down at you and says "Yeah I bet you are sweetheart." Then he looks forward as if you weren't even there with the cockiest smirk mankind has ever seen. (The comments are going insane over what this absolute sexy dilf of a man said to you to make you go stiff, speechless, open mouthed and wide eyed in the video).

Price saying sweetheart would cause 12983 fatalities and 12930849 injuries.

König - He goes stiff, looks so fucking nervous, because what is this pretty little thing doing giving him attention?? His arms are at his side as he tries to not look at you, but he glances down at the camera and hears the audio. His eyes widen (The comments go absolutely feral over how tall he is and his eyes widening at the suggestive words in the audio) Then he looks down at you and he smiles, eyes crinkling under the hood as he shakes his head, crosses his arms and looks away all shy like a cutie (because he knows you would be such a good girl for him RAHHHHHHH)

Yes I know this 6'10 war criminal is a big tough man but he is a cutie pie in my eyes.

[natavinsmoke06]

I don't like Sky breakers for obvious reasons (pigs) buttttt I really really really like Szeth's training and pov plus Night blood is so funny, I really want Szeth to get better in Wat, if Dalinar War Criminal Blackthorn can be redeemed so can the killer in white

[babybluebex]

Hey buba!! I am very reluctant to send this ask bc I don’t wanna bother you buttttt... have you heard of shifting? I’m in a couple of communities about it and I’ve heard some very interesting stories about our favorite war criminal. I haven’t done it yet myself but I wanted to send you some apparently cannon things about Zemo if that’s okay!

the name buba just made me go feral i love it

but i have heard of shifting! tbh i learned about it from tik tok but then went in and did my own independent research on it. it seems really neat and i even tried to shift a couple of times, but then i moved in with someone else and it’s awkward to try to shift when someone is sleeping a meter away from you know

if anyone has shifted and has info about zemo (or anyone really i just find this fascinating), feel free to send them in!

[anodyne-sunflower]

What are your order of face series you make? Including the upcoming ones 😘

Good question lol I’m constantly all over the place writing them that I don’t really think much on this buttttt here you go1-LMLYD. Balem holds a special place in my heart because he was never meant to be more than a joke when I started writing him lol I would’ve never guessed he’d turn into the favorite. Plus, he allows for angst and I love angst. 2-Something in your way. My Qwerty series that has yet to start. I’ve written the timeline, and I just really love a decent, easy romance. And this def covers that for me. He’s probably the most awkward one to write for, but I like the challenge. 3-WFK. Because, I have a soft spot for my version of Eddie. (The non criminal one, to an extent...) And I like cowboys, and countryside life. It’s quiet and smells of nature lol Plus, he’s such an ass and it’s fun to build a dynamic between him and a romantic interest.4-WTW. It’s got war, and romance. Hands down my second fave genre. Stephen is a sweetheart, but also complicated and I think that’s a great challenge to write. You have to find a balance between making him completely broken, but still with the humanity he holds. 5-Lead me in the dark. My yet to come Balem affair fic. It’s got intense passion, and a forbidden romance. Here for it. 6-Yearbook. Because, the challenge of making them all appear in this is fun, but also stressful...but, mostly fun and I like making y’all happy with the idea of multiple endings. 7-YBMH. My war Newt series, because I love how far it’s come from a simple request to now. It had magic, war and romance. I mean, yes. I love thinking of how Newt was then, too. 8-RTG. My Jack series. I like medieval plots, and Jack deserves far more love than he gets. I suppose it’s my second to last due to how difficult it is to twine a romance around an already made plot. Fitting reader into the timeline has proven a challenge, but I’ve kind of gotten it! Minus my writer’s block lol 9-Monument of a memory. My yet to come Marius series. This is my least fave only because Marius is my least fave Daddy. I find him pretty cliche overall. Love at first sight, choosing love over friends, all that crap lol I can’t relate and I guess I find issue with him at times, but I still like him. And I’m looking forward to writing for him. Plus, I think the plot I have hasn’t been done yet. So woo.