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[mrsl0gic]

➡️NEW LISTING 📍 1506 Fox Run, Tecumseh, MI, 49286 💰 $209,900 Take a look at this Beautiful Bi-Level! 3 Bedrooms, 1.5 Bathrooms, and over 1500sqft. Large, fenced lot and a 2 car attached garage. Great location minutes from Downtown Tecumseh. Clean, neutral decor throughout - this is the move-in-ready Home you've been looking for! Call ☎️ 734-293-3854 to schedule a private showing. #newlisting #openhouse #buythishouse #welcomehome #tecumsehmi #mirealestate #whycbp #cbp #yourrealtormontoya https://www.instagram.com/p/CkZFgLROCgP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[henrydeaverissickoftheseghosts]

*this is all fictional and not historically accurate past the research I did on the town and what is provided by Zillow. In other words, issa joke. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental and accidental. Buy the house.*

... def not haunted by the ghost of an angsty blueberry farmer whose wife left him for a cranberry farmer one county over and to the left.

Gregway née Gregoire, originally from some little known region in France and whose name was changed upon immigration to the United States because we don't speak that French here, built this house in late 1850. I'm only assuming it was later in the year because ol' Gregway liked to do things fashionably late. He was one of those people. I digress.

Gregway built this house and then found himself a bride named Cora. Gregway, Cora, and their house lived marginally peacefully in Cherryfield, Washington, County (oh, the irony) for several years. I mean, they had spats and whatnot, primarily over Cora's penchant for cranberry juice and silks and spices from Morocco. You kind of have to feel for Greg because that shit was expensive even back then. Well, I don't know about the cranberry juice. Bogs are a dime a dozen up there and so was Cora. She was a dime piece. Lort.

They once hosted balls in the ballroom below (please note the wooden ceiling as it is fantastic) so that Cora could show off her spicy silks and Gregway could show off Cora in her spicy silks. This was a toxic relationship, no bones about it. All the same, Cora met a cranberry farmer at a ball one evening who piqued her interest. Guy (pronounced Gee) owned several bogs in the county over and to the left. He also had a large collection of porcelain knick-knacks for reasons no one fully understood but accepted politely in public and not so politely behind closed doors. Judgers.

Gee and Cora ultimately struck up a friendship that morphed into a full blown affair. They assumed no one knew about it about as much as meth heads assume we don't know they're tweaking. That is to say, the entirety of the two counties were aware including Gregway. He was reluctant to divorce Dime-Piece Cora because he'd invested so much money into spicy silks so he turned to drink instead and built himself a right good bar in the attic (pictured below).

Gregway spent many nights alone drinking at his bar, occasionally hosting some of Cherryfield's mediocre occupants. The finest were too beside themselves to drink middle shelf whiskey and some bathtub gin with him and, yes, I said bathtub gin. Greg was ahead of his time. Cora had basically moved into the home of Gee by this point. Gregway hung a painting of dogs playing cards (waaaay ahead of his time) over the bar and cried at night in his John Collins. This went on for about a year before Gregway was served with divorce papers and a fuckton of shame because divorcing was way frowned upon back then.

Shortly after, a drinking buddy of Gregway's came by to, well, drink and found him having met his expiry date in the attic pictured above (that door, though. Gorg). He was so distraught that he forgot immediately how Gregway died but was documented as muttering something to the effect of, 'horror, blood, blueberries.' Cora was merely told he'd signed the papers and not that he had passed. I don't know why, no one told me.

Nowadays, ol' Greg paces the grounds of the house he built with his blueberry money and constantly asks inhabitants if they want a shot, which tends to either terrify them or prompt them to do shots with a ghost. No judgement here because it's 2022. Do your thing Ghostly Gregway. :shots shots shots:

The link to the house is at the top. It will be stunning once properly restored and is selling for a modest $67,900k. Offers close today, though, so you're probably assed out. Greg is hoping for some frat kids or a miserable family but he isn't picky; he just wants a drinking buddy. He also destroys any and all silk that crosses his threshold.

[allhomesforsale]

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[realtorvalerie]

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[cjsunquietmind]

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[tbmbrady-blog-blog]

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[djdodge]

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[therealtorvic]

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[yarypalmbeachrealtor]

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[ivanmirandarealestate]

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[realtordaniella]

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[cappricekitchen]

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[papageiproperties-blog]

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[irealtorchristie]

@435,000 Move-in ready! Low dollar per square foot, for this area of Palmdale close to Gregg Anderson Academy very desirable area of Palmdale. I was located two shops, school and restaurants two-story home with formal living and dining room with the family room off the kitchen the kitchen is open to the family room is a great extent of the living area. This home has six bedrooms with a downstairs bedroom and 4full baths. The master suite has two closets and has dual sinks this is it don’t miss this one please call Christie at 661-524-6767 #Realestate #Real estateWorld #Realtor#realtorChristieMai #Let’sOpenEscrow #Realtors#Realestate #6bedrooms#Wow #thisishuge #BuyThisHouse#realestate #realestateagent #realtorlife🔑🏠 #realtors #realtor#Buywhyrent #byebyerent#getqualified#stopthecar #Palmdale #AntelopeValley #pleasebuythishouse #Thepriceisright #icanhelp #buybuy#Anyrealestateneeds #whyrentwhenyoucanbuy🏘 #Contactme at6615246767 #Interest-rate #InterestRateIsLow#Down paymentAssistance #Ihaveagreatlender #fastandeasylender (at Palmdale, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw3Hd0FH89t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wpofg8uygp8o

[lazarzlynch]

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7 Brooking Ct Unit 202, Lutherville Timonium, MD 21093

Owner Moving Out of State! Must Sell! Ready to move or Trade!* You are Going to Love this Home! Most Desirable Ground Floor Location with Walk-Out East Facing Private Patio and Green Space Perfect for Gardner or Watching Sunrises. Loads of Light, Ample Storage Space and an Impressive Master Suite make this Home a Must See. 

Refreshed Kitchen with SS Appliances, Tons of Counter Space and a Pass through Bar to Dining Room/Breakfast Nook. Home is Great for Relaxing or Entertaining and Boasts a Large 18x13ft Living Room with Sliding Glass Doors Leading to the Outside Patio. The Master Bedroom has a 6ft Wide Walk-In-Closet and a 4 Piece Ensuite Master Bathroom with Double sinks and Large Standing Shower. 

The Second Bedroom is additionally Large with Lots of Natural Light and a Wide Double Door Closet close to a Convenient and Updated Full Hall Bathroom. Loads of Extra Storage Space all through Including in the 5x10ft Laundry Room w/Utility Sink, Oversized Hall/Foyer Closet and Secure Exterior Patio Storage. Excessively Convenient Location in Lutherville - Timonium. Situated in a Quiet Community Less than a Mile to I-83, 5 Minutes to Timonium Light Rail and York Road Restaurant and Shopping Corridor.  

Love it or Leave it with our 24 Month Buy It Back or Sell it for Free Guarantee!* Have a Home to Sell? Buy this House, and We Will Buy Yours for Cash!* Schedule a Tour Today!

[mattmaclarenrealty-blog]

Open House at this Okanagan Stunner. Make your Way down Saturday between 1 & 3pm to see this executive home! 🏠 #home #realestate #vernonbc #vernon #openhouse #views #houseforsale #mattmaclaren #mrrealestate #realtoring #lovewhereyoudwell #buythishouse #makeanoffer (at Matt MacLaren - Sutton Group Lakefront Real Estate) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsNEvmmHl6o/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jpm0clprs57u