#buzzfeed unclean

[tokymii]

POV: your believer pal gets a bit too scared of the spook spook 👻

[weyanto]

shane going “it wouldn’t be a little stick figure” when referring to his dick

[boobgara]

murder husbands

[scottishstoner]

My boyfriend and I enjoy watching Watcher and earlier out the blue my boyfriend said “have Ryan and Shane uploaded anything new?” So we decided to catch up on a few videos we hadn’t watched like the new Food Files etc. then they uploaded the debrief - idk what happened but Shane done something and my boyfriend said (not in a bad way just laughing and matter of factly) “he’s fucking gay!” 😂

[the-bbb]

👻 🎃 Trick or Treat! 🎃 👻

[kamwashere]

enough disillusioned, snarky, no-nonsense cc tinsley. i need more tinsworth fics where he acts like benoit blanc but in the 1940s

[shyanshippingsociety]

Shyan Shipping Society - NY Fic Exchange 2024

hi everyone!

can you believe it's our fourth annual new years exchange? we had some amazing fics and art (hosted in our server!) and i can't wait to bring them all to you here! let's go!

CHECK OUT THE AO3 COLLECTION!

doll island by idkspookystuff | E, 3K, complete

So Shane clearly picked up something on the Island. Something that made him hot and sweaty and horny, apparently. It doesn’t sound like any spider venom Ryan’s ever heard of, or the signs of a demonic curse. Although, a curse- “Oh, fuck,” Ryan swears. it's 2016, shane & ryan are on the island of the dolls, and a demonic doll plays matchmaker

satan, you're a nerve-y one by icantturnthisthingoff | E, 1K, complete

After a series of unfortunate events, Ryan finds himself alone on New Years Eve wishing he had someone to keep him company Enter, Incubus Shane

The Sky In The Snow by Charmingwolf | T, 1K, complete

A group of backpackers stayed the night in an abandoned shed deep in the forest. In the dark, one was journaled their adventures until they felt the rumble of a massive creature just outside the thin walls. They looked out the window and saw a huge black thing with scales that twinkled like stars and huge fangs that dripped puddles of dark goo as it walked. That was all they got down before the creature attacked. It tore down the walls of the shed before killing the backpackers and dragging them into the crunchy frostbitten grass. That was 20 years ago. No one has seen the creature since. Ryan and the producers think it would make a great video to go hunting for the creature dubbed The Forest Hill Lizard.

one random night when everything changes by Artemis | E, 1K, complete

Ryan looks for Shane on New Year's Eve and finds more than just the person he was looking for that night. AKA Shane confesses his love for Ryan, they smooch, then they do something about it.

all in! by anonymous | T, 4K, complete

“I bet…," he starts, flashing a grin at Shane's flushed face. "you won’t kiss me on New Year’s Eve.” Ryan watches as Shane instantly runs the numbers on this, through whatever mental calculator he has in his brain. He imagines beeps and whirs, gears turning words into numbers. “Alright, Bergara,” he says, after a moment. Then, he slides his whole stack of chips sitting on the pool table and nods, slow and considering. “I’m all in.” OR: Ryan makes a bet. It escalates from there.

They Got Subway at 2 am by Charmingwolf | M, 1K, complete

After a very silly and kind of sexually charged shoot, Shane and Ryan explore each other's bodies like they have done many times before.

Given the Chance by PlatinumPussycat208 | E, 3K, complete

“It’s…I built a time machine.” Ryan and Shane blinked at each other. The other Shane and Ryan looked at one another, but stayed in the doorway quietly. “Fuck off, Steven. That’s not funny.” Shane’s voice was serious now. “No! I mean it!” Steven cried. “It’s how I’ve been keeping on top of everything here! It only goes back a little! It just gives me more time in the day!” Ryan barked out a laugh. “Oh my god…trust Steven to build a time machine to do more work.” - a fun, smutty fic for the SSS NY Exchange!

Scheming for a Smooch by Impala_Chick | T, 2K, complete

The boys both decide to make a move on each other with a New Year's kiss at midnight. Only problem is, they're both plotting to get a smooch and the other doesn't know it yet.

Their dynamic is... by tasty_littl_snack | G, 1K, complete

Food files from the cameraman's perspective.

With A Little Help From Our Friends by quackers | M, 3K, complete

Everyone thinks they know Ryan and Shane's secret. Everyone. They might be wrong.

thank you so much to all of the incredible creators who joined this event! happy 2024 from the sss mods! we have so many fun things planned so make sure you follow us here on tumblr or join the server so you don't miss out! we hope you had a great 2023 in our server/on our blog and we can't wait for you to continue having a great time in our server in 2024!

love you!

the mods

[poiregourmande]

Title: yes, chef.

Author: poiregourmande

Pairings: Shane/Ryan

Rating: E

Words: 6192

Synopsis: A day in the life of Chef Shane Madej, owner of W restaurant in Los Angeles. Today he has to train the new employee, Ryan Bergara, and if possible not bone him.

***

7 AM

Shane folds out of his car, his joints cracking like popcorn louder than the chorus of birdsong up in the trees lining the street. He takes a sip of just-this-side-of-too-hot coffee and runs a hand through his scruffy beard. 

It’s too early. 

He’s running on four hours of sleep, two sips of coffee and three cigarettes. Any sane person would rather be in bed right now. 

[Keep reading on Ao3]

[lovepoison9]

This Week’s Ajax and The Bois

Wednesday and Enid try out unboxing!

Wednesday cannot confirmed if she got her last 3 session so next best thing is to dig up her boyfriend’s abuser.

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11

[hailwatcher]

dust in the wind by idkspookystuff | E, 3K, complete

Shane’s relentlessly horny, and apparently he’s horny for Ryan.

He wasn’t this horny last night, as far as Ryan knows. In fact, he’s never seen Shane like this. What about being in a creepy, dusty park made Ryan suddenly irresistible?

Dusty? Ryan gasps. “The baby making dust!”

or

on a ghost files shoot, shane and ryan get cursed by sex pollen

READ IT ON AO3

[sergeantjessi]

i need help, does anyone know about a shyan fic where ryan and shane go to a club without knowing that the other one is there, and ryan finds shane in like full make up? and i think shane's super embarrassed but ryan is super into it. wanted to re-read it but it's not in my bookmarks and i couldn't find it </3 (sadly i don't remember any more than that. but i wanted to read about shane in makeup again....)

[tokymii]

Old timey Tinsworth has my heart 🙏

[weyanto]

why is this man in one of my textbooks the perfect mix of shane and ryan this is baffling

how is this possible did they have a baby in another timeline??

[kitathyy]

this pic will be the death of me I swear

[boobgara]

wow!! what a fun time he's having!! go follow my twitter for the full pic and more fun times!!

[the-bbb]

that mf ep2 ask ohmygod noooo… shanes “ryan. dont touch that” why is it so sensual???

Ryan's high pitch "no wait wait wait wait" 💥💳💥💳💥💳💥