#byler incorrect quotes

[byler-alarmist]

Will: how come you never called me in Lenora?

Mike: Will, I couldn't possibly!! You know El and I are together! Are you saying I should cheat on her? On my girlfriend?? How could you even think such a-

[willbyerssupremacist]

this is so real

[curseyouperrytheplatypus]

[ortegadtzs]

When they are the only ones that are confirmed gay:’(

[unfortunate-sapphic-disaster]

Mike: wait- why is max wearing my flannel?

Max: what do you mean your flannel? I stole this from El.

El: I have no idea what you're talking about, i stole that from Will.

Will: Oh. yeah, I definitely stole that from Mike.

Mike: can everyone just stop stealing my clothes?

Max: no.

El: no :)

Will: absolutely not <3

Mike: -_-

[bylerthebros]

Will: Mike... We need to talk...

Mike: I'm pregnant!

Will: Wha- I'm not breaking up with you!

Mike, throwing the pillow away: Oh, then what is it?

[mikewheelerisaboyliker]

i’m a firm believer that if will broke the nose of someone who’d been bullying him all year with a roller skate mike wouldn’t be like

“holy shit. what did you do? what did you do???”

he’d be like:

(will voice tm): what happened? are you okay??

holy shit, will. i’m so so proud of you for standing up for yourself.

see also: will being possessed by the mindflayer and killing like 50 people while mike stares at him like 😍

[jaegerisim]

S2:

Lucas and Dustin to Max: Yeah, they share personal space and have secrets. It's just Mike and Will stuff, don't think to hard about it.

Max: ...

S5:

Lucas and Dustin to Max when she wakes up: Yeah, they kiss, cuddle and make-out. It's just Mike and Will stuff, don't think to hard about it.

Max: 💀

[bagerfluff]

Will: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Mike: Wow. They sound stupid.

Will: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Mike: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Will: I guess you’re right. Hey Mike, I love you.

Mike: See! Just say that!

Will: Holy fucking shit.

Mike: If that flies over their head then, sorry Will, but they're too dumb for you.

Will: Mike.

[regeditt]

*eye doctor hands Will a pair of glasses*

Doctor: oh wait, i think they’re not straight

Mike: oh, so they fit Will perfectly?

Doctor: no…i need to adjust them-

Mike: leave them alone.

Doctor:

Will: there’s no use in fighting him, doc.

Doctor: …i’m just gonna leave you two to it

[sspiderj]

Dustin: why are Mike and Will sitting with their backs to eachother?

Lucas: they're fighting

Dustin: then why are they holding hands?

Lucas: Mike gets sad when they fight

[byler-alarmist]

(at Rink-o-Mania)

Mike: Yeah, yeah, bitchin'. Do you come here a lot?

El: Yeah-

Will: No-

El: WILL IS NOT COOL BUT I AM COOL I AM SO COOL AND HE IS NOT!!!!111!1

[willbyerssupremacist]

thought this was funny

[curseyouperrytheplatypus]

[chaos-and-garlic-bread]

hopper: welcome to the fuck mike club, where we all gather to say a collective 'fuck you' to mike.

max: before we begin, would our newest member like to share anything?

will, sweating: so i may have misunderstood—

[apatheticlexicographer]

will: this is my heterosexual guyfriend, mike. say hi, mike.

mike: I WANT TO KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH