Alert: this is a very stupid post and not to be taken seriously.
So when it was revealed the first attack on Keyleth was Ludinus trying to test drawing out Vax, folks were pointing out that Ludinus would have had to stay up to date on Vox Machina romances in order to have the information to make that plan, which is very funny. I posit an additional hypothetical: if the preliminary attack had accidentally been fatal for Keyleth herself (I say accidentally because Ludinus would want to wait to execute the plan in full later, so wouldn't have killed her then) then Ludinus would have lost his bait and would have to figure out another way to draw out Vax.
And you know what that means. Matchmaking. Get the sad bird man to fall in love again so he can threaten the new person. Ludinus using every iota of his skill in manipulation and patience and influencing of events to set up Situations, and he needs it because as a celestial champion Vax is not just walking around into your average coffee shop. He becomes the king of tropes. He reads trash romance to get ideas and runs into Caleb at a naughty book store in Rexxentrum and it's very awkward for both of them. With centuries of experience and villainy, HOW has it come to this-
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if nothing, the fan fic authors at lest get “no beta we die like f.c.g”
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Crack theory for Sam’s new character: Bells Hells, for one reason or another, go to Aeor. They dig around, and find another aeormaton that looks… nearly identical to FCG. Turns out, FCG was one of many created for the same purpose. The group gets a new healer, but there’s a whole new dynamic introduced because the character is the Same But Not. But we get a FCG 2.0 that the group will do anything to stop from being self-sacrificing again. And maybe, maybe this time FCG will live.
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finally started c3 here is my first orym fanart hope you guys like it
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someone please send me the red dead redemption au, i lost it and i’ve been looking for an age
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rotating them around my brain like a microwave
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Sometimes self care as a DM is taking a break to be your PC with 8 INT
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if i had a nickel for every time sam riegel was wearing something bonkers when a beautiful special moment happened in the campaign i would be RICH actually
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