absolutely love how orym has totally accepted the fact that he is the only Regular Guy within this group of absolute weirdos. All of the rest of them pull the Most Buckwild Shit at the drop of a hat, and as soon as he sees that they are in fact Doing This, he just slots himself into place wherever he needs to be to make their insane plan happen.
exhibit a: There are enemy combatants busting through the door, and in response my three witch friends just all took off their shirts, my robot friend is pretending to be a cameraman/porn director, and my werewolf friend just ran past me buttass naked. In order to sell this ruse, I suppose I am now the fake bouncer for this fake orgy. No sir, you may not come in without an invitation. If you do not have one, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
I think the funniest way this bit can go is if Bell’s Hells forget to tell Ashton anything about this whole orgy/porn shoot thing, and then like ten episodes from now the two Ruby Vanguard people who got away run into BH again and are like, “It’s YOU!! The porn gardeners!!”
And the rest of BH is like yes that is us. The porn gardeners. And Ashton is like what the FUCK is happening right now.
Chetney, interogating the mage, voice dripping with sarcasm:
I only have one (1) question 🤨 I mean, you seem really confident in all this, which is great, CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS 🙄 That's a heck of a thing to have the inside track on 😒
What if. this. "h o u n d". To use your brilliant terminology 😑 is let loose, consumes all the gods and we are 🙌 FREEEEE 🙌 WOO TITS OUT. If we're free and, uh, this "EnTiTy" just starts feeding? 👁👄👁
What if he doesn't stop and just continues with all the life on 👏 the 👏 planet 👏 as well? Hm?
"It's a porn-gardening business, its kind of a double-" "Trimmed Bush Productions" My favorite thing about the Bell's Hells and their eternal "Commit to the bit" is that they will always persist LONG after the bit has expended its usefulness. They will commit to this until it becomes true. This porn gardening business WILL become a recurring lie, and no amount of this elemental going "You all are CLEARLY fucking lying, you all can battle way too well and were in Ebenolds basement???" can outmatch the Bell's Hells going "no its SO real actually. we're so dedicated to our craft."