#cadbury

[fullcravings]

Robin's Easter Egg (SF)

[lesserknownwaifus]

this little red riding hood appears in a cadbury boost ad from the 80s

[facts-i-just-made-up]

hey can i get some sweet sweet facts about ireland?

The sweetest fact about Ireland is of course, Cadbury.

In the town of Coolock is an unassuming building with the word "Cadbury" on the side. This is where the first Creme Egg was laid. With a chocolate shell and albumen of pure sugar, the Cadbury Creme Egg is not only the sweetest thing in Ireland but the sweetest object known to humankind, ranking over 95,000 Beetuses on the Wilford Brimley Memorial Scale.

The mystery of what laid the egg remains to this day. Once claimed to have been a rabbit, gorilla, or golden goose, genetic analysis of modern eggs suggest that the egg laying being has not only crustacean, but reptilian and annelid DNA. This suggests the existence of a proprietary, genetically engineered egg laying being, developed by Cadbury in the depths of Spike Island's catacombs, where it has been fed on the bodies of martyrs since the pagan days of yore.

Though nothing else is known about the creature, known by cryptozoologists as the "Cadbeest," the Cadbury Creme Egg is unquestionably delicious, and slightly less than 80% likely to result in its offspring bursting out of anyone who eats has eaten one, an event predicted by the prophet Chocoladamus to occur on St. Patrick's Day in 2028.

[dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me]

[thegayneapigs]

There are two hours left to vote in this round, help us get RedBird this year's title of Cadbury Bunny!

VOTE HERE!

Voting is in Cadbury's Insta stories, just view until you see Little RedBird, and tap on her name in the white box to vote!

[emeraldexplorer2]

1953

[mh-and-celiac]

Easter really hits different with coeliac disease. Almost all the chocolate is gluten free & no may contains, unless it actually has gluten in it. Eating cadburys chocolate has never tasted so good 🤤.

All regular milk chocolate cadburys except the flakes & twirls, have a may contain statement here.

[oldshowbiz]

1946.

George Cadbury, the chocolate creme egg heir from England, was hired to advise Canadian premiere Tommy Douglas on economic policy.

Premiere Douglas was in the process of planning North America’s first socialized health care system.

Initially, socialized healthcare in Canada was merely local. The province of Saskatchewan was the testing ground. Cadbury’s economic set-up for universal healthcare was considered an undeniable success. Time magazine concluded in 1949, “Saskatchewan’s pinks had done a good job of keeping Saskatchewan out of the red.” 

For the next sixteen years, universal healthcare remained localized in the prairie provinces. Finally, in July 1966, Canada began its national universal healthcare system.

George Cadbury remained in Canada where he later founded the Planned Parenthood Federation of Canada. 

Cadbury scored another victory in 1969 when a campaign of his succeeded in having contraception removed from Canada’s criminal code.

[apinchofsanity]

Ahem

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THIS IS A CALL OUT POST FOR THOSE DIRTY BETRAYING BASTARDS AT CADBURY

YOU'VE CHANGED THE RECIPE FOR MINI EGGS!!!!! 😡😡

YOUR DISGUSTING ACTIONS HAVE RUINED A WELL LOVED EASTER TREAT AND NOW JESUS IS CRYING! LOOK AT HIM!! HE WAS CRUCIFIED FOR THOSE EGGS CADBURY!! AND NOW YOU'VE SPIT ON HIM!!

JUDAS! JUDAS I SAY

[fullcravings]

Mini Egg Cookies

[utoshi-san]

Подъехали подарочки на днюху, которые буду выкладывать порционно, потому что я слоу и не успеваю всё фоткать 🙄

Ебейшие носочки с чиби персами из моей любимой Сейлор Мун 🌛 Какие же они все миленькие, даже не могу определить кто мне нравится больше (слишком классные).

А что у нас тут? Гора вкусняшек 😱 Хочу все эти Скитлс себе в рот высыпать ахахах. Зелёные кислые моя любовь на века, но розовые и голубые я никогда не пробовала. Ну и Кит-кат, Харибо очень люблю. Всё сожру конечно же постепенно 😆

Бомбочки для ванны никогда лишними не будут. Тут ванильное мороженое, клубничное смузи, пряное печенье и шоколад с ягодами 🍓🍦🫐🍪 Уже хочу все их испробовать 😍

Ну и куда ж без шикардосных открыток? У меня каждый день Хеллоуин 🎃 поэтому подобные открытки всегда актуальны. А тут ещё и "Кошмар перед рождеством" 🩷 Ну и милашка единорог на объемной 3Д открытке не может не радовать 🦄

Это ещё не всё, остальные фото будут в новом посте.

[not-mary-sue]

Fuck creme eggs. I believe in Mini-egg supremacy.

[morbidmist]

Fanarts and fan void selves I made for the Purgaliminal series by YOURLOCALBREADMAN

[tuatara-time]

Time to clown on Cadbury for their questionable financial decisions divisive chocolate selection!

My whole family hates cherry ripe and Turkish delight seems to also be one of those “you either love it or hate it” ones (I personally love it) but on the other hand I have never once heard a bad word about flake. RIP flake you were a real one

See also: which is the best flavour?

[thegayneapigs]

Unfortunately RedBird did not make the last round of Cadbury voting, but she's still the cutest piggie ever!! 💓

You can keep up with her adventures on Facebook or Instagram.

[intramir]

Back when Cadburys tasted like chocolate