Lisa : Kiss, Marry, kill : Cisco, Caitlin, and Barry!
Snart : Kill Cisco, kill Caitlin, and...
Snart :
Snart : Marry Barry.
Snart : *Look at Barry with eyes full of intent*
Barry : ...Yes...
Cisco whispering : What the hell just happened?
Caitlin whispering back : I- I think they just got engaged?
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The Flash x male!reader :- pt.1 incorrect quotes
Barry: I just watched Y/N jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, he wasn't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Caitlyn was screaming for help, which caused Cisco to run in to help Y/N. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six seconds.
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Cisco: Made you all playlists!
Cisco: Y/N, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Cisco: Caitlyn, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Cisco: And Barry has the ABBA Gold album.
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Caitlyn, being serious: Which country has the most birds?
Caitlyn: Portu-geese!
Barry: That's a language.
Caitlyn: Portu-gull?
Barry: Good recovery.
Cisco: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Y/N: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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Barry: That's ridiculous, Y/N doesn't have a crush on me.
Cisco: Yes he does.
Caitlyn: Yes he does.
Y/N: Yes I do.
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Barry: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Caitlyn: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Y/N: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Y/N: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Cisco: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Y/N: No!
Y/N:
Y/N: ....Maybe.
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Cisco: *Gasp*
Caitlyn: wHAT??
Cisco: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Caitlyn: *inhales*
Y/N, in another room with Barry: Why can I hear screeching?
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Caitlyn: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Cisco: Eyy, homie!
Barry: But then there's cootie...
Y/n: Die.
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Caitlyn: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Cisco: Weight loss? Drink water.
Barry: Clear skin? Drink water.
Y/N: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Y/N: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Barry and I are dating.
Barry, Iris, Caitlyn, and Cisco: *gasp*
Y/N: Barry, why are you surprised?!
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Barry: Look guys, I need help.
Cisco: Love help?
Caitlyn: Financial help?
Iris: Emotional help?
Y/n: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Y/n*
Y/n: What?
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Iris: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Caitlyn: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Cisco: Drunk.
Y/n and Barry, dumbass speedsters: Dead.
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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Caitlyn: Would never stab anyone.
Barry: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Cisco: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Iris: Would stab without warning.
Y/N: Would stab as a warning.
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Caitlyn: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Barry, Y/N, and Cisco: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Y/n: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Barry: But don't you hate yourself.
Y/n: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Barry: I have a problem.
Y/n: Kill it.
Barry: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Barry: What are you eating?
Y/n: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Barry: I like you, don't I?
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Y/n: *Kicks the door open to Barry’s room, looking panicked*
Barry, used to this already: What did you do?!
Y/n: NOBODY DIED!
Barry, not used to this: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Hi can you do a Speedster/Brother Of Barry Allen x Caitlin Snow and Killer Frost
Caitlin and Killer Frost relax on their couch...
Y/N speeds in and kisses them both...
Y/N: dinner is in the oven and will take about an hour
Caitlin: perfect baby
Frost: you're such an amazing homemaker
Caitlin: I think this calls for a cuddle session
Frost: I agree
Y/N sits down and the women snuggle their speedster...
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I have yet to see anyone mistaken Danny as Killer Frost's Child- A child with snowy white hair travel around with ice powers and can melt it on commend. Of course there's gonna ppl trying to find him lol. It's either 'wants to contain him' or 'wants to make him one of them'. That's all until he stumbled across Killer Frost. He was just beating up ppl(hero/villain) who came up to him. She saw she joined. Becuz why not? That said ppl(hero/villain) pissed her off anyway. After awhile existing in DC universe finally someone who don't give a shit bout whatever, didn't asked and didn't want anything from him. Which is chill. He admires Killer Frost so much he changed his outfit to look almost look alike. With her permission ofc.
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