#call of duty rodolfo

[callofdudes]

What are you reading??

A/N: this was requested by @thicc-plum so I hope y'all enjoy my friend. This took way too long, please let me know if you catch any spelling mistakes.

This includes 141, Alejandro & Rodolfo.

Summary: The reader gets caught reading a smut book and the boys tease the hell out of her.

CW: Brief depictions of sexual interactions, the boys 'teasing' you.

Y'all really want a part 2 huh... I've made you a lil part 2 for y'all.

You were sitting alone at a table in the canteen. Lunch was almost over but you hadn't busied yourself with food. You were sitting in the corner with one of your books in hand. You always loved to read, but this book in particular you had refrained from reading around the others. It was... A different kind of book. Not one with little swordsmen going on long adventures to sweep away their friends from the perils of danger.

It was one with tension, heat. The kind that nestled in your stomach and bubbled up through your chest, making you feel a small, almost tangible piece of the intimacy you read about.

You were engrossed in the book. The atmosphere around you was drowned out as you read.

His hand guided her thigh, skirt riding up past her hip and their eyes met. Their breaths tangled in the warm bedroom, sweat soaking into the sheets-

"What are you reading??"

You gasp and slam your book shut. Your hands tremble as you push it away from you.

Johnny smirks, laughing as he sits down. "Oh you should see your face!"

You scoff. "Not funny Johnny."

Johnny grabs the book from your trembling hands and examines the cover.

"Oh~ what is this risque piece of artwork??" He flips through the pages, reading over some of the sentences. You attempt to grab the book back but Johnny puts his elbow up to keep you away while he reads.

His eyes go wide. "Woah!! That's some descriptive oral- my goodness!"

"Johnny!!" You jump and grab the book back, pulling it to your chest.

Your cheeks go red. "Don't tell the others, please??"

"Depends, can I borrow the book??"

"What are you going to do with it??"

"Read it, obviously. It looks good."

He gives you his signature smirk and you can't help but feel inclined to agree. You grumble under your breath. "whatever, I'll finish and then you can read it. But please return it!!"

Johnny nods. "Of course."

"By the way, you're late for your meeting with Price. You don't want me to tell him you're late because of an innocent little book, would you??"

He grins. "Wouldn't want dear old captain to know you're doing such naughty little things." He squeezes your thigh.

He stands from his chair.

Your cheeks burn redder, but the time manages to take your attention.

You look at your watch and curse. "Don't tell anyone Johnny! I'm serious!!"

He winks at you as he walks away. "You can count on me y/n!"

You grumble and hold your book close. Why on earth would Johnny want to read it?? Was he messing with you?? Or was he actually interested.

You rush out of the canteen and shove your book in your bag. You just hope Johnny wouldn't tell anyone what he saw you reading.

You will admit, yes, you had it coming. You weren't doing your paperwork as it had gotten too boring too quickly and you'd given up for a bit. No one likes doing paperwork. The only ones who didn't complain about it happened to be Price, Ghost, and Gaz. You were none of them.

So you'd kicked up your feet and started to read your book. It was a book you'd gotten on leave and you had kept it fairly secret from the others, it wasn't a book you wanted them to know about.

It was better than doing paperwork. And much more fun.

You must have lost track while reading however, getting too caught up in the endless pages of sticky hot mess.

"He latched onto her neck, sucking a deep hickey into her supple throat. She cried out his name softly into the night, arms wrapping tightly around his shoulders-"

There was a knock on the door.

You shot up, scrambling immediately to bring your feet off your desk and straighten up. You slam your book back into the desk drawer.

"Come in!"

Price enters, making you gulp.

"Y/n, we haven't seen you for a while, I wanted to see how things are coming along in here."

He sees the enormous pile of paperwork on your desk and crosses his arms. You immediately look down and away, knowing you would probably be in trouble for this.

He sighs and comes around the corner of the desk, seeing the still open drawer with your book in It. He sees the very risque cover and pulls it out before you can stop him.

"Was this what had your attention??"

You gulp, getting anxious as he flips through the pages.

He hums thoughtfully. He flips the pages and reads through some of the things, his facial expressions changing with each new scenario played out in the book.

He eventually closes it and places it in one of his pockets.

"Captain-"

"Shh, I've seen enough. If this is what you'd like to occupy your time with, very well then."

"I'm sorry."

He tuts. "Be a good girl and finish your paperwork. When you're done, we can discuss this little book of yours."

Your cheeks burn red and you look away.

"Yes Captain."

"That's a good girl."

Price walked off, leaving a heavy feeling in your stomach. You had a weird new motivation to finish your paperwork though.

The evening was quiet and the others were out. It was just you and Gaz on base and you were relishing in the quiet environment. Wrapped up in a blanket, the fireplace crackling a few feet away from you, nothing better.

With a book in hand the world could only be perfect. Your eyes feel tired, even as you read the book that always makes your stomach drop and your emotions rise.

You thought Gaz had gone to bed, so you felt comfortable reading it without the others around. You would always read this book in your room, it never saw the light of day around the guys.

"He whispered low in her ear, nipping at the corner of her lobe. His hands groped down across her collar, fingers tangling in her necklace..."

You continued to read, barely registering the creak of the floorboards. You'd assumed it was the house settling since you hadn't heard the door. Nor had you noticed the shadow bast behind you, soft brown eyes reading each delicately picked word with you.

Suddenly, you feel breathing near your ear. Your heartbeat quickens and your fingers feel tense. The feeling in your stomach growls hotter with each second.

"That seems a little naughty to be reading out here, don't you think sweetheart?"

You jump, nearly screaming as a voice cuts through your concentration, shattering the perfect dream of being wrapped in an embrace just as addictive as the words in your book.

Gaz grins, his hand touching your shoulder and running down your arm to flip the page of the book.

"K-Kyle- I didn't realize you were-"

"Shh. Read it out loud."

Your cheeks turn deep red. "W-what-??"

"Read it out loud to me sweetheart."

Your heart rate quickens and your voice catches in your throat. You want to say yes just as badly as you want to say no. But the way Kyle strokes his thumb over your hand made you willing.

"S-sure..."

Kyle hums. "Good. I think you'll want to finish this next chapter before the others return. You wouldn't want them to hear all the things you've been reading about."

You gulp, but you reluctantly start to read.

You couldn't sleep. So naturally in the early hours of the morning when you figured no one else was awake, you turned to the kitchen for a snack.

You patter through the hallway with your book in hand. You turn on the kitchen light and make yourself some tea to soothe your body, considering you were sore from the lack of sleep.

You sat down at the kitchen table with your tea and opened your book. The cover was bright red with dazzling shiny line work around two figures. One holding the other in a more suggestive manner. Each chapter displaying a new set of characters put through taboo and risque situations. All of them leading to a spicy climax.

Literally.

You sunk into the quiet atmosphere and started to read. Your eyes drowned into the words, hands holding the book firmly.

"He pulled her back, his large hand wrapped tightly around her throat. His sneer could almost look evil to anyone who wasn't her. Treated like a doll in his large hands, putting so much trust into his punishments."

You gulp, not realizing how heavy your breathing had gotten until a hand wraps around your throat.

It catches you so off guard you whine. Thumb and forefinger pressing into the sensitive parts under your jaw, making your insides coil and twist.

You bite your lip, hands trembling.

Warm breath whisps over your cheek and Ghost's rough Manchester voice breaks the silence.

"I always knew you were into some weird shit."

His other hand reaches out and takes the book from you, inspecting the cover.

"Ghost-"

His hand tightens on your throat, making you moan quietly.

He hums, flipping through some of the pages.

Your cheeks start to burn, watching out of the corner of your eye as he flips. You can't see his face, you can't gauge his reaction. All you know is his hand is wrapped so nicely around your throat, body hidden in the shadows it makes you feel as small as the girl in the story.

He gets to a certain page and chuckles. "You are into some weird shit."

You grab his wrist, wanting to pry him away and wanting him closer. It feels like a dream how it is all playing out, you are scared you want more.

He places the book down and squeezes your throat, getting another soft moan out of you.

He lets go and chuckles. "I could do better than he can."

It makes you want to pass out. He lets you go and when you turn around he's already walking away. Your arms and legs are shaking but you rush after him, wanting to know what he meant.

He doesn't lock his door when he disappears, and you know all too well it's an invitation into the book you'd just been reading.

(also I love this gif, look at Rodolfo just effortlessly toss that crate- boy you are amazing and I love you)

Look, everyone on base knew you were a little freaky at times. It was no secret to anyone. And it also wasn't a secret you might have a teensy tiny little thing for your colonel and the sergeant major.

That was not the point however.

You had just finished up a long day of training with the Vaqueros. You'd been out all afternoon, which was why you were a bit surprised you were being called into Alejandro and Rodolfo's office for a little chat.

What this chat was about, you weren't entirely sure.

But you finished up your routines and set off for their office.

You knock on the door, hearing Alejandro's voice beckon you in. When you open the door you're greeted by both Alejandro and Rodolfo. Alejandro is sitting while Rodolfo is standing next to him with something in his hands.

You would know that velvet patterned trophy book anywhere.

Your blood turns cold.

"Take a seat y/n." Alejandro smiles at you with that smile. The one that makes your heart flutter and your stomach flop.

You nod and take a seat. "What's this about?"

Rodolfo leans over and places the book in front of you. "Look familiar? It has your name written on the inside cover."

You gulp and nod, your cheeks going a bit red. "Yes sir sergeant, I know the book quite well."

"I think you would, considering how worn it, must get read a lot."

By now Rodolfo has come around to your side, one hand snaking up your arm to your shoulder and squeezing the muscles.

You gulp again.

Alejandro opens the book and flips through the pages. "Such a filthy book y/n, there's only one reason you could read this book so much."

You look away bashfully.

"Does it give you a high, Y/n??"

"N-no colonel!"

Alejandro stands and flips to a certain page. He taps the frame of the book and bends down in front of you, guiding your gaze back to his with his thumb and forefinger.

"Care to explain this then?"

You look down at the page he points to, you know it well. Rereading it over and over. It had crinkled edges from your sweaty fingers and dirt makes from the small traces your nails would leave.

You reread the words you practically knew by heart.

"She cries loudly, voice broken into sobs. The man behind her keeps a firm grip in her hair and tugs her back against him. The second man gazes down into her teary eyes, letting her breathe a fresh breath of air before plunging back into her throat."

Your cheeks were red enough, tainted deeper when you saw the scribbled names of your colonel and sergeant major at the bottom of the page.

Rodolfo's hand curls in your hair, his soft voice near your ear. "Considere esto su castigo por leer tal suciedad."

Your brow wobbles, but you can't run from them, you never could.

[royaltysuite]

*Y/n bursts through the door*

Y/n: YOU ARE LOVED, LASWELL!

Laswell: 😊

Y/n: YOU ARE APPRECIATED!

Gaz: 😆

Y/n: YOU ARE AMAZING!

Rudy: 😁

Y/n: YOU ARE BEST DAD!

Price: 🥺

Y/n: YOU ARE BEST BOY!

König: 😳

Y/n: Soap, Ghost, Alejandro.....You're Hot.

Ghost: 💀😳

Soap: 😶

Alejandro: 😏

Graves: What about Valeria and me?

Valeria: Yeah

Y/n: ...

Y/n: Ya'll got mommy and daddy issues that I can't work with......and I hate you

Y/n: Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[imaginesheaven]

Can we have Tf 141+ Rudy , Alejandro nd Konig react to y/n (Innocent looking) having bookshelves upon bookshelves of smut books? 🤣

(Prolly a bonus funny scene is y/n tried to recite a smut part in front if them and the Cod Men are begging for her to stop 🤣🤣)

(I can read those spicy scenes to everyone with a straight face 🤣)

Thank you, hope u see this.

Oh my god, thank you so much for your request. I had so much fun writing this one! I hope you like it~

I literally can see Ghost staring at you with those annoyed eyes like "are you bloody done?" :D

Warning: Mention of smut books, cursing

Funnily you always run around the base with a book in your hands, but actually none of the soldiers ever paid enough attention what it is about or what the cover looks like. You are definitely not hiding your obsession from anyone.

One evening you all drink beers together after a mission together with KorTac and the Los Vaqueros. Alejandro leans forward in his chair pointing at you suddenly very interested, “Every time we work together you are running around with a book. What are you reading?” A slight smile appears on your lips.

Your time to shine has finally arrived. The conversations around you stop as everyone looks at you. Finally, someone dared to ask you the most interesting question. The silence adds to the mystically atmosphere.

“Oh, my books? I’m reading smut all day long for the last few years”, you explain them like you are talking about the weather. Gaz next to you gasps for a second just to start coughing. He literally inhaled his beer into his lungs.

Soap pats Gaz’s back rather harshly but couldn’t help himself to laugh. Price rubs his temple already mentally done with this conversation. Ghost shows not a single reaction like always. Rudy hides his red face behind his hand.

Alejandro looks at everyone rather confused, “I’m not getting it.” Rudy leans closer to explain him what books you are reading in a whisper yet you are faster than him, “Poor innocent Alejandro, I’m reading literally porn.”

König is so happy to have his hood on, because his face is burning with red cheeks. His thoughts went downhill from your confession. He doesn’t want to imagine you reading those filthy books on your bed all alone. Oh, shit. Oh, shit!

“Ay dios mío!”, Alejandro takes a sip from his drink trying to calm himself down. You turned the tables literally in seconds. None of them has to say it out loud, but you are a breathtaking human being. You reading those books is kind of hot…

“I actually have tons of bookshelves at home with smut books. I call it my little curiosity museum of porn”, you enjoy this situation way too much, “You want to hear a page or two?” A mixed chorus of no and yes can be heard.

With a stoic face you get out your book at the page you left off and start to read. Fortunately, you actually are at a steamy scene, which makes the picture perfect. As you read out how the pair starts licking and biting at each other you sound so nonchalantly like you would read from the daily newspaper.

“Steamin’ Jesus! How many thumbs has this man to add?”, Soap can’t stop his laughter from breaking out. This is the funniest thing he has ever heard. He is literally the only one who has fun. Gaz, Rudy and König stare at the ground with burning faces. They don’t dare to look at someone else in this situation.  

“Please, for God’s sake stop reading. This is hell”, Price looks and feels traumatized for the first time in his life. He actually thought he has experienced everything yet you are sitting there proofing him wrong.

Ghost stands up from his chair without a single word making his way towards you. He closes the book in your hands then throws it through the entire room. “Hey! It isn’t that bad!”, you run after it needing to know what happens during the next few pages.

“I apologize formally to everyone that I asked”, Alejandro raises his hands at the group taking the blame. “You are all peasants who have no sense for pure art”, you reply laughing coming back with your book in your hands. The evening continues without steamy scenes read out loud to your displeasure.

[altkitsu]

what is hidden

Can’t stop thinking that Rudy definitely has scars

[tanked-up]

(Soap starring at Ghost from across the room)

Rudy: Uh… is he alright? He’s been starring for over half an hour already

Price: Forgot to tell you how much of an impact that face mask does to Soap

Rudy: What do you mean?

Price: C’mon, look at Soap’s eyes and follow his gaze.

Rudy doing it: Straight to the Lieutenant’s eyes

Price: Exactly

Rudy: So uh… why?

Price sighs: Now that’s something for you to find out

Rudy: Do you know?

Price: Took me a while to do so, but you’ll probably get it tomorrow…

Rudy: Why…?

Price: It’s Pool day

[laurens0]

Incorrect quotes pt.8

Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: König, ghost, price, gaz, Rudy, Alejandro, soap

Warnings: none

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M/n: gaz said we were having burgers..

Price: if gaz jumped of a clif, would you?

M/n intensely thinking*

Price: M/N!

M/n: well I mean I- I- I mean I- it’s depends!

Price: don’t jump off a clif!

M/n: I wasn’t planing on to it…

Price: but if gaz jumped you would?

M/n intensely thinking #2*

Price: M/N!

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M/n: yo ghost why is this book so thick

Ghost: it’s a long story..

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König: m/n if you were in a position to defend yourself, what would come out would it be the military training or the [nationality] in you?

M/n: the gun bitch

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M/n: I made breakfast for you!

Gaz: it’s burnt..

M/n: yhe, well it’s made with love not with skill

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Rudy: Where are your parents?

Random kid: What are parents?

M/n: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

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Gaz: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Price’s and ghost’s convo?

Soap: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Alejandro: I'm in the washing machine.

M/n: I'm in the closet.

Soap: We accept you m/n. <3

M/n: No I'm literally in the closet.

Soap: Love is love. <3

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Rudy: König What’s it like being tall?

Gaz: Is it nice?

Soap: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

König: i live in constant fear of m/n who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what he wants.

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FEM ALIGNED DNI!

Reblogs are greatly appreciated :)

[lunarw0rks]

omg omg omg bf!rudy who thinks you’re beautiful just the way you are and want to eat you out for the first time — for your first time <3

and you’d be rambling nervously while he was preparing himself for you, talking about how you’d normally shave for this kind of thing, how you’re scared that he think you look weird, etc etc.

he’s listening, but not all the way. he’d let you ramble on — you come to a short stop when you finally lays his tongue on you clit, getting you to shut up <3

!!! oh please, bf!rudy isn't going to let you finish HALF that sentence before your bottoms are rolled down your legs !!!

you're talking so fast, it's any wonder you have any voice left. rambling about embarrassment, not shaving or preparing "properly" for him... even suggesting that you should go do that first; what a fool, you are.

mid-sentence, suddenly gasping for air when tongue starts swirling and suckling on your clit — and his arms hooked around your thighs sends enough of a message. the message of: you're not going anywhere, in the most tender way possible.

just imagine being stunned into silence, with the exception of uncontrollable moans and whimpering, involuntarily rocking your hips against bf!rudy's adept tongue.

and rudy's eyes shut with focus, mumbling and smiling against your heat as you come undone for what seems like the third time now. and how he speaks in between licks, sometimes his licks swallow his words — not that you're in a position to pay any attention to them, anyway.

rudy, certified munch™

[blingblong55]

Y/N, covered in blood: I can't believe Graves would do thi- actually no, no that checks out. He'd totally so this.

Rudy: Do- you need to go see a medic!

Y/N, falling on the floor from blood loss: That is true

Rudy panics like the child he is for sure.

Rudy who carries reader to med bay: you know maybe when you get better we could-

R/n: focus on keeping me alive Rudy!

Alejandro who watches from afar: he is going to end up killing them both.

From a distance you can see him and reader fall because he was too panicked to see where he was looking.

Soap who saw the whole thing: and they said I had issues...pft

[fictionalmenxyn]

What it’s like to date, ¡Rudy!

This man is one of thee if not the most sweetest man in the world. I see this man as a sweet loving person and no one can tell me otherwise!

In public and it’s over crowed, he’ll grab you hand and keep you close and you both brush past the many people walking in your direction.

I feel like he knows every couple rule. Like he will always walk on the outside part of the pavement/sidewalk. He’ll know how to plait your hair or tie it in a ping tail if you can’t do it. And lots of other couple rules.

He also does things that you two don’t really mention but very much appreciate. For example, making each other baths after a long day or mission. Cook for yourself but make a bit extra for the other person. Clean each others clothes if they aren’t well or had a bad day. Things like that but you two will only thank each other rather than ask any questions.

At the beginning of your relationship I feel like he was comfortable with it because you two knew each other a while before you both dated. Like you two knew each other before hand for a while.

When it comes to love language, he’s a gift giver or words of affirmation. Every so often maybe around twice every week he’ll buy you a small gift or chocolates and have a post-it note on the top and it will say “for you enjoy, love” and it will lighten your day up.

And all the time you’ll hear a “I love you” when you two hug. But the thing is sometimes he may thing you get fed up of him saying it constantly but you don’t. You love it because your constantly reminded that he loves you no matter what and you appreciate that he tells you that.

This is man is the key to comfort, had a bad day? He’ll go run a bath with your favourite soap, salts and set up your laptop for a nice movie & bath time. Don’t want a bath? He’ll bring you one of his t-shirts and some shorts; then he’ll grab some of your favourite snacks so you two can cuddle on the sofa or bed and watch your favourite movie/show.

In the morning, this man is full of cuddles. He’ll hold you close and whisper sweet nothings to you while you look at his eyes and watch him with a smile.

In the night he loves a good movie. No matter the genre besides horror, he can’t do horrors right before bed. But if you do he’ll watch it but prepare to feel him keep you close all night long. Maybe you do it purpose?

Overall, this man is thee man to date! He is an amazing boyfriend and you two can definitely see a future together.

Hope you enjoyed!

Sorry for not posting for two days.

Make sure to request or message me if you want.

Have a good day/night!����

[etienne01]

ALERUDY💥💥💥

[simonsdoll]

Rodolfo Headcanons

- Is soft spoken but always has so much to say

- This man is really superstitious. Won’t walk under ladders and gets really afraid if he breaks a mirror

- He believes in ghosts. You heard what he said in the car in Las Almas about him being scared of ghosts

- He is extremely loyal to the people he loves. He could never have it in him to ever do anything bad to them or to put them in danger

- Loved playing soccer in his times when he was younger. Now he enjoys watching kids play soccer from afar. It gives him some sense of normality

- Enjoys watching telenovelas with Alejandro during their break time

- He has a green thumb. His house is full of varieties of plants and trees. Alejandro makes him take care of his plants because they die instantly

- Loves going on hikes with his family and Alejandro. They enjoy the scenery and helps them escape the stress and horrors of their line of work

- Loves animals. Every time he is out in Las Almas the stray dogs and cats follow him everywhere.

- Very hospitable person. Loves Las Almas and is always helping and giving back to the community

- Very good person to be with because he is a great listener and a very good and loyal person at heart

- Can’t comprehend how much Alejandro actually loves him and why he would push his way into a burning building for him

- After he woke up and saw Alejandro next to him with tear stains he finally understood that he would do anything for him if he asked or hinted at it

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

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[royaltysuite]

*At Alejandro's Safehouse*

Y/n: Dude, you have a nice ass

Ghost: 💀

Soap: 😳

Alejandro: 😏

Rudy: 🥲

Y/n: *talking about the donkey outside

[crimsonbubble]

head full only thigh riding rudy while giving him a hand job 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️

just rutting yourself against his thigh and wrapping a warm hard around his cock, thumbing at his tip and dipping into his slit. kissing and nipping the skin along his neck as his hands grab harshly at your hips. listening to the sweet and soft whimpers that fall from his lips as you work your hand along his throbbing length.

[altkitsu]

request from tw

[tanked-up]

Stare down

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Gaz walks in on Soap and Ghost starring at each other in the living room.

Gaz walks up to them: Guys… you alright?

Ghost: Shh, don’t interrupt. I’m winning

Soap: You wish

Gaz: Is this like a form of fucki-

Ghost now yells still eye to eye with Soap: LEAVE

Gaz now backs up: I’ll just sit down…

Rudy enters the room but gets violently dragged down by Gaz

Gaz: You’ll thank me later

Now a confused Gaz and Rudy are sitting on the floor while Soap and Ghost still on they’re “game”

5 minutes pass

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Price enters

Price: You know they’re are several private bunkers, right-

Ghost now stands up breaking up his gaze from Soap’s

Soap: HA! I W-

Ghost now drags Soap by his arm and leaves the living room

Price: They’ll thank me later

[arishopia]

CoD Memes✨

Las Almas edition