#can't get enough of larry being so so mean to him Ugh

[ollyollyaxe]

uh.. happy fuck him up friday? is that anything?

[jotunvali02]

Finally starting Turnabout Goodbyes (part 1)

"Edgeworth would never do sth like that!" 😭💞

"It's a trick. Laugh and he'll get mad. Or burst into tears." Oh, Queen Bitch Fee-Fee quickly returned.

"We don't have enough time to come here and laugh at you." "Yes you do."

Oooh. Queen Bitch Fee-Fee has concurrence!

"I'm not that hard up. Not yet."

Is it an invitation, darling?👀🔞

"You in particular, I cannot ask to do this. Please, stay away from this case."

Why?

Ooooooooooooooooh. I just got it.

Daddy Gumshoe ferociously defending his grey-haired baby!😭💗💗 And reminds Feenie how he'd be in shit without him! And how Edgey is in love with him!

"Nick. What did you get me for Christmas?" "Talk to Santa."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!! That wasn't just bitchy, it was super MEAN, Phoenix!

Please stop saying "Poppers", plz it really sounds awkward when you know it's a popular drug, especially among gay men to make your penis stay hard.

"If Mister Edgeworth had done sth wrong, he wouldn't hide it. Why can't anyone else see that??" 😭😭😭 Daddy Gumshoe... sometimes I think you'd make a better husband for Edgey than Phoenix.

"Isn't it obvious? We have a strong "working relationship", us two."

HHHUHM! HHHUUUHHMM!!👀🔞

"Edgeworth is a man you can trust! You have my word on that!"

Not if he doesn't want to talk to anyone, babe, no.

Ugh. I don't wanna see him. I DON'T wanna see him! I hate him so much. I hate him with all of my strengths and all of my being's fibers. I'll fucking SCREAM when I have to see him.

Oh, Larry's here! ^^ Frankly, seeing him here such a relief right now.

Larry... it's been 4 years Edgeworth is a FAMOUS prosecutor and you didn't know about it??

"I'll admit, I'm impressed Wright. Once you start on sth, you always see it through, don't you?" ❤️💙

Babe, you'll kiss each other later, ok?

Wait. I thought Phoenix was a "wet novice lawyer"🍆💦(or sth like that)?

"Alright. You can ask me anything."

Will you marry me??

"Were you trying to follow your father's footsteps?"

Maya, don't. Don't fucking make my baby Edgey cry.

"I don't remember doing anything for you."

Oh shut up & stop pretending you're a villain. You've helped Fee-Fee to get his client free no later than last month while it wasn't in your best interest to do that at all!

THAT's called "doing sth for someone"!

"He's on the floor in a ball, shivering."

NOOOOOOOOOO!! MY BABY!! 😭💔💔💔

Hey, statue guard! HELP HIM instead guarding a fucking door!

And wtf are you saying that with a big smile Maya?? Did that earthquake turn you insane??

Bitch Phoenix! Instead of making theories in your head, could you ASK THE FUCKING GUARD TO HELP EDGEWORTH???

"I was worried about Mister Edgeworth."

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!* 😭

"I'm going to check on him."

Daddy Gumshoe, you're the sweeteeeeeeeeeeeeeeest!!! 😭😭

"I only got to know Edegworth in 4th grade."

Th-that's it?? You changed your entire life projects just to have a slim chance to talk to a boy you've known for a few months 15 years ago??

You're a giant psycho, Phoenix!😨 A giant and extremely lonely psycho!

"I wonder what happened to him."

He saw his father getting KILLED in front of him when he was 9, like he told you a few minutes ago?? Have you an early dementia, Phoenix??

Or did your really scary lack of empathy rushed back?

[killemwithkawaii]

Episode 2:

Guessed Megan's dad was the dark shadow figure.

Saw one of the college kids had his sister's name, was taken aback completely.

(Huge weed pen break, nearly killed ourselves, pet the puppy dog bc she was needy)

Played the Gear Boy games, losing his mind bc my joy con is fucked and drifts, just found out he could use the arrow keys.

Guessed the affair with Stacy quickly. Now liking my joy con drift for cutting the power mini game chapter.

Picking up that Megan's dad was in the cult. Thinks they had a mutual exchange after Luke found out about Stacy's affair.

He mad the doc fell out the tree 💀 (me too)

>sdlkfa I mean red eyes was inside Luke for a minute (if I recall correctly) so he's not wrong???

>Ugh the mini-games are hard enough without joycon drift I'm glad y'all figured it out lol

>FOR REAL DOC YOU HAD SO MUCH FLOOR TO FALL ON C'MON MAN (Also no safety rails Jim really :/)

>Larrys little pissed-off heavy breathing animation gets me every time 😂

>Maple isn't a poser, shes just a simp (and maybe she likes to watch Chug eat don't kink shame her???)

>The Gang: "I think we should find out why the school lunch is giving everyone food poisoning bc that's not cool."

Your man: "SJWs!! Food safety standards are for babies!! >:C"

>LEAVE KIM ALONE SHES DOING HER BEST 😡

>Do it feed the bologna to the birds give them a taste for human flesh see how that turns out sdlkfjka

>Well Mrs. Gibson isn't exactly friendly so I can't really blame him lol

>I also laugh when Larry throws up twice (Also bc nobody is like 'maybe we should clean up that vomit so the mass-murdering old lady the lives here and the cult she belongs to won't get wise to our snooping and weak stomach(s)??')

>I kind of hope they never told Chug bc the poor guy might never recover (he can't handle a little girl ghost how do you think he'd react to being told he's been eating human meat once a week for at least a few months)

>While we're on the subject of Chug, I would like to take this time to remind everyone that he and Maple are the only friend group members who canonically fuck thank you for your time uwu

[sunlightbi]

I can't believe you fall for queerbaiting. Smdh............ That's just a fancy way for Harry to say he's not gay, so he doesn't get hate, and also to not say he's straight. So he can't alienate the "also not straight" fans. STOP TRYING TO MAKE LARRY HAPPEN, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

queerbaiting ,,,,, where?? i’m sorry anon but no one can force harry to pick up rainbow flags and wave them at the stage and then tie them to his mic. no one. it’s his choice, he’s a grown ass man, oh my god. harry never says/does anything to amke us feel better, he’s said multiple times he isn’t straight, and i’m really sorry if you’re blind enough to see this. ‘if you can hold a conversation with him obviously it kinda helps’, ‘not that important’, ‘don’t knock it til you try it’, ‘maybe send him a flower’. i’m not even talking about changing the lyrics to him. he also uses ‘someone’ while describing his perfect partner. open your eyes, anon. harry not being straight is a fact and also has nothing to do with larry. 

but if we are talking about larry, then let me tell you. we don’t ‘try’ to make it happen. we just watch two people being so obviously in love and we scream about it because you just don’t want to see it. you don’t. you ignore all these moments where we clearly see how close they are because theu are just two boys. let’s be honest, if only some of things that happened with larry happened with harry and a girl or louis and a girl, y’all would say ‘omg omg they’re so in love they’re married look at them !!! my otp’ but no !! no, that was louis who jumped in harry’s arms on the stage when he didn’t even knew him. that was harry going around with a small black L on his hand. that was louis and harry who said themselves that ‘it just kinda happened’. god, they publicly talked about gay sex on the interview, louis said ‘we kinda share that really’ and you know it’s about sex when you see other boys and interviewer’s reactions. that was louis and harry that have 2093854 matching tattoos and it’s a fact, these symbols always go together so you just can’t deny it’s connected. it was harry who gave that interview and said ‘my first real crush was louis tomlinson. it’s mutual, we’ve discussed it’ and no, it wasn’t a joke. it was louis who wrote a tweet ‘always in my heart harry styles. yours sincerely, louis’ the day before elounor happened.  and their songs?? let’s talk about happily where harry is so desperate and sad and wants to run away with louis. let’s talk about strong where louis says he doesn’t care what people think about their relationship. let’s talk about something great where ‘the script was written and i couldn’t change a thing’ and ‘you’re all i want, so much it’s hurting’. and let’s talk about home, a beautiful song about discovering and coming in terms with your sexuality. if you rewatch video diaries you’ll see how much they liked each other. i’m sorry you can’t see that just because it’s two boys. of course, they are just best friends, yep. good friends. good allies. well your allie always offers to give you a blowjob right?? that’s just what they do. 

ugh anyway, louis and harry are in love and in commited healthy relationship. they are also proud of who they are and they support their lgbt fans because they know how much it means to us. it means a whole world, so if you can’t take it, just leave.