#can't reach top shelf

[biteable-pink-pixie]

Looking through your pics, thinking how easy you'd be to throw around and pin down. 🤤

Choke hold slam please and thank you 💕

[mrsoharaa]

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the idea of the boys watching you take out the groceries from your car and slightly struggling, smiling light heartedly at your insistence and stubbornness (you are stubborn beyond belief, which is what they did and did not like so much about you, you were going to get as many bags as you could carry into the house without going back for consistent, back breaking trips) so they spry on out, filling up their strong, lengthy arms and give you a tender kiss to each side of your cheeks as they pace back into the house.

of course, you could feel your pride being slightly derailed, but you loved them even more so when they helped out. even at the most simplest and mundane of tasks, with a tender, loving prize to gain from it - you couldn't complain. not in the slightest.

"look at my big strong boyfriends, oh so strong!" you weave a flirty smile, hands on your hips as you watch the two grin cheekily. Satoru more so then Suguru, as he uses the weighted bags that were completely filled to their compacity like kettlebell weights, pumping his muscular biceps to show off to you. you'd titter out a feeble chuckle, rolling your eyes as you walk up beside them, giving them each a sweet kiss to whatever skin you could find. telling them how much you truly appreciated them for helping you.

"anything for our queen" Suguru couldn't resist giving you another heart felt kiss to your cheek, easily maneuvering the bags within his grasp. Satoru pouts of course, leaning to your level as well, to plant you another kiss too. seeing how Suguru could give you another kiss, why not him too?

[foursaints]

it saddens me that hp is a text instead of an audiovisual medium because Barty Crouch Jr's Disgusting Sweaty Open-Mouthed Pervert Panting™️ is so so important to me

[ofthehands]

Halloween is a great movie, but Dr. Loomis is kind of funny as fuck. Like my man has a whole monologue about how he was scared to death of this

[papermonkeyism]

My mom has found a bunch of old photos from the olden days of pre-digital cameras in our family, including a number of old class photos from various schools.

I just wanted to commemorate this one of my animation class in the first of the three art schools I went to.

I know you can't see it here, with the courtesy censoring, but out of the entire group I'm the only one smiling openly.

I'm also holding a sword.

[kkintsugi]

Can we please stop saying the Loki show is queerbaiting? Two men having a close relationship ≠ queerbaiting. It has been made VERY clear what the endgame couple will be from the start and yet I still foresee people whining and turning on the show when it doesn't go their way in the end.

[beaversatemygrandma]

At roughly 4 to 5am one of the cats decided to climb on top of the shelves right above my head where i sleep. Shelves that we put there specifically bc they couldn't reach them. (They grew since then. They can now...) And I was rudely woken up by a lego succulent that was on display hitting me right in the head.

The little shits have mastered verticality and I'm hating it.

Anyways. Anybody have any recommendations of museum putty for displayed lego sets? (Bc anything that isn't plastic isn't out in the open bc of them.)

[kaerinio]

cannot stop thinking about an au where dany just . . . opens a bookstore. it's not just any bookstore, though. there's a lil' cafe in it and tons of space for people to spread out and get comfy and read or host community events. she's always working on other work (because ofc she is active in the community through a million organizations) while she's there between helping customers. sometimes, you can catch drogon, rhaegal, and viserion hanging around, snoozing. there's this cute little area with children's books and toys, and dany reads to the kids. she really loves getting her hands on rare books and can often be found with her phone, tablet, and laptop open on the back counter while she's bidding in auctions.

[flower-dagger-gay]

"I let the intrusive thoughts win this time 🤪"

ffs you just dyed your hair

[circuslollipop]

ngl i'm starting to hate the term 'main character syndrome' because now i'm seeing it applied to anyone who does anything slightly out of the norm or has a unique style or hobby

[enemyoflactose]

I think i should change Dad-kura's eye color to more of an icy blue than a sky blue. I want him to have the blue eyes that are scary to look at so he and his wife can be this dynamic.

Mom-kura has very dark black eyes.

I'm planning on giving Amane pretty, dark brown eyes. I want her and Ryou to be less terrifying versions of their parents.

This includes having more normal eyes instead of looking scary, and being a height that isn't 4'10 or 6'9.

[techniiciian]

Mitaka vc: Your family force choked me so...

matt vc: you get a free pass on that one

[millionsnife]

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[retrogradedreaming]

January is really about looking at the old food in your cabinets and being like “oh it’s fine, it expires next year” and then realizing it is now next year

[fnalguy]

2 things: 1. i started like 7 drafts for replies that are pretty solid i just need to rewrite them in the morning after some sleep / coffee & 2. i am, in fact, changing tommy’s height to 5′4″ simply because i have that power & i love the idea of him just being a little guy

[discount--dracula]

i would've been invincible if not for my short stature and intense fear of heights