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candyredterezii · 2 years
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Columbo would be a good lover I think cause like, he'd make you cum and then when you think it's over, "just one more thing" and your eyes are rolling in to the back of your head.
don't talk about a happily married man like this ... what would his wife say and feel...
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cannibalhousewife · 2 months
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I think Patreon might set an expectation that kills you, but Ko-Fi might be good. It's worth looking in to their relevant percentage cuts at least, maybe another platform takes less. Other than that, woooo Dani stream, time to be weird in chat, woooooooo
yeah thats what i was worried bout w Patreon, Ko-Fi seems a lot more chill for a gal like me!!
and yeah!! i hope to one day soon.. i wanna get a good headset and stuff as well. i think it'd be fun to make a lil avatar to sit in the corner too!! i dunno
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candyredterezii · 10 months
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Going to be a nun but not in a "committed to God" way but in a "committed to the bit" way
they call those 'clowns'.
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candyredterezii · 9 days
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Zendaya is meechee
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it was so simple then...
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candyredterezii · 6 months
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eggs
butter
potatoes
carrots
spaghetti
american cheese
chicken nuggets
soap
toilet paper
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candyredterezii · 5 months
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Okay so we take a captcha of your brain right and we use that to create some sort of non manual system that reacts to things for you
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candyredterezii · 2 months
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Oh you do comedy huh? Let's see it then 🤔
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candyredterezii · 20 days
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So when will Saw introduce a spin cycle trap to finally really capitalize on the effect?
shotgun carousel already exists
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candyredterezii · 1 year
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oh come on m
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candyredterezii · 3 months
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It cancels out all my truly, truly awful asks. Not really but it's more balanced at least. Peace and war on planet inbox
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yk how it is
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candyredterezii · 2 months
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Dani just the ringleader is all, the comedy funnels up from the inbox clowns
oh VERY bold of you to say that any comedy that comes from this blog is only from you clown leeches and that i dont contribute the majority of it
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candyredterezii · 1 year
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Canonically accurate Barbie sex scene where they just lie on top of each other and God's hands themselves come down and smash them in to each other fully clothed at weird angles with no regard for anything
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candyredterezii · 7 days
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Woag.... boys can be bisexual? Learning much...
it rlly is a magical world :)
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candyredterezii · 10 days
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Your dad had you when he was like 40?? He should have been in da club :(
Oh. I assure you not only was my father at the club
he ran the club.
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candyredterezii · 3 months
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You ever wonder if anyone ever found the Balto dogs kinda... sexy?
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candyredterezii · 1 month
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I don't get it is the toxic yuri a good thing or
if you don't get it you never will.
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