#captain bagel

[cornycopeia]

heyyyyyy ive been gone. but, its chanukah! so חג שמח! here is captain bagel!

just finished finals for school, so yay!

[thecodyagenda]

this is captain bagel this is his 6th bagel tattoo

[clonehub]

i woke up one day craving bagels hence my oc Captain Bagel was born he loves bagels and his favourite holiday is rosh hashanah bc he loves braiding round challah and he has a pink zabrak bf named Lox

anyway thanks to Vince and cornycopia for helping me make capt bagel and I hope you enjoy a clone named captain bagel

Thanks for listening

AHHH TELL ME MORE ABOUT HIM

Also if anyone has any headcanons about the clones and Judaism (or star wars in general and Judaism) maybe 👉🏿👈🏿🥺 tell me them pls 🥺🤗

[scarletslippers]

Get yourself an OTP with a slightly feral girl who worries she’s not good enough and an equally sad boy who feels the same.

They both think the other is the most amazing thing to ever exist.

They also share a love for toasted breakfast food.

[edorazzi]

Happy Halloween!!! 🎃

Little Tracys all dressed up and examining their haul. Featuring uniforms from Captain Scarlet, Fireball XL5, UFO, Stingray, and of course classic Thunderbirds! 💖

[brainrunbygoblin]

concept: captain 3 has a scar from The Goop in oe and TARTAR lives on in it like a parasite and tries to get them to do horrible things

for example:

TARTAR: you should kill the inkling race. take over the world. return it to how it was. follow the prime directive.

captain 3: uh oh sounds like mx stinky is upset today. would you like a bagel

TARTAR: i don't want a fucking bagel you seafood fu-

captain 3: two bagels?

TARTAR:

TARTAR: that would be sufficent

[acelezz]

“For the Future” Spoilers With No Context

Feel free to add anything else on!

[el-im]

every conversation w my mom is like. me describing this recipe for quail and saying I can’t get quail where I live (lamentingly, longingly, scheemingly) and her saying I could pick up some cornish hens instead. that they even come frozen now. and me having to sit there for a minute in stunned silence before then attempting to explain that I can’t buy concentrated frozen orange juice here. so what makes her think that any place accessible to me. sells FROZEN CORNISH HENS.

[coridallasmultipass]

Okay, so I opened a fic with Striders in it and randomly wanted to put on Borderlands 3 ambient music in the background (I'm having a depressed episode rn and wanted comfort.) And I thought Oh... There would be A War over who gets to be Zer0 in BL2. (Bc they won't do a double Zer0 run, let's face it, there can only be one.)

(( Shit fuck. Borderlands 1 happened in OCTOBER 2009. They never would've seen it in canon. Fuck it. Non-Sburb AU this mothafucka, they'll play all of 'em. #BLstuck ))

[shysheeperz]

[bagelbucket]

SHUBBLE IS ON TUMBLR?

[cornycopeia]

i know im late (art school hw has been kicking my ass) but שני טובה!!!!! Here are Bagel and Lox once again making their rounded challot in preparation for rosh hashana!

[thecodyagenda]

when u take ur bf to see bugs and he goes and looks at bugs

[darth-bagel]

so about Captain. just because I am sure I did not talk about the bastard but--have some brief Sylvas past recounting bit, take in mind they were 17 (yes I am aware, yes this bad), in a bad place without many choices and someone decided to take advantage. well-- look how much fckn trauma this bastard can fit.

But okay, Tivan'n just recently hit 17, they managed to jump a ship with a friendly Captain they knew, they had some negotiations. And he, knowing them enough already, agreed to get them some work until they pay off the trip-- like in Kit's case they do end up passing out on him and the patch-up begins. It ends up managed and they even get a nap in kolto, but once they are out of fever and slowly sleeping the worst of it off post the kolto dip-- Captain breaks it to them that "Yeah kid, that cost a small fortune, I guess you're gonna be stuck with me for a while. I'll let you work it off, I know you're a good mechanic so, food and boarding for your work until you break even for the trip and kolto, wha'cha think?" 

Obviously, it wasn't much of a choice so they ended up taking him up on it, they couldn't really force themselves to stand up and be functional too soon, even with kolto, but despite the Captain being relatively friendly they could feel his calculating gaze on them, every day they spend still laying down just ticking off more time they'll spend paying it off. So they only stayed on bed-rest for a week and some change before forcing themselves to get up and contribute, and they put themselves to work with an enthusiasm that was not unnoticed. They realized fast that at this point they will have to bite their tongue and keep those work hours steady since they already showed they can get up and do it, so no more preferential treatment for their back.

And it takes a while longer and a stop-over on a planet with some shore leave as the Captain is doing some business for anything else to crop up, which they spend tucked safely in their bunk and trying to get as much rest as they can without bending over machinery or having to be upright. It's not that they had any actual credits left to spend, anyway. Okay, they had a bit, because giving all they had towards the trip didn't seem too wise so they tucked away some of it still. More to work off but at least they still have something for emergencies if need be.

Life somehow goes forward like always, their back gets better very slowly and they clock their hours, eat as much food as they can dare still wary of all the costs, and go to their bunk, rarely socializing with anyone else but the Captain coming over to hover over their shoulder as they poke something in the engine room, the first mechanic heard some of their ideas and technical stuff and basically went 'you go off kid, you're doing good' so Captain is mostly the one aiming their efforts towards everything working better. He clocked fast that he has some real talent on his hands, just gotta aim it-- especially since he literally pays them close to nothing. And will continue for a while, until they break even.

And it's Tivan'n so they are friendly and banter, even if there's the slightest concern there and they hesitate to call him by name anymore-- and that changed dynamic kinda goes to their Captain's head just a bit. And he starts more or less subtly flirting with them, and they don't protest, just twist that into their banter despite a slight flush rising on their cheeks every single time.

He thinks it's playing coy because fuck they have a mirror--they must know exactly what they look like and what they are doing-- when they really just don't have a lot of experience on that front-- and well, he is very pretty and older than them so... direct interest like this is very much blush-worthy.

So one afternoon, when they are fully engrossed in the maintenance check-up, one he knows will take them late into the night because they hate leaving it unfinished. He lets himself thread a hand through their hair and lean down to whisper into their ear "come see me in my quarters when you're done, darlin'." it's quiet and apparent propositioning and he delights in the visible shiver, slightly wide-eyed look in their eyes and the rapid flush on their face it causes. And hell if he didn't have plans for them he'd happily pull them up right there and then and fuck them straight into the wall. But it will wait. And he looks at them expectantly until they choke out a small "Captain." and a nod of acknowledgment. Their face is a deep, nearly glowing purple as they go to turn back to work-- oh yeah, he has some plans for them.

[cerealmonster15]

https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Agi

OH NEJDJFJNGGNGKTN

man. ehddhjfybg blease I’ve only played Uhh. Ok well I’m up to like 8ish hours into the game actually LOL but that’s maybe 2 play sessions I’m still trying to remember the terminology 🫣

So u WERE putting a curse on me… sword slash to the chest. Also I’m on fire 😔✌️

[the-bagelbitch]

3 weeks remain until the spring semester begins.

Lessons planned: 0/???

Readings found: 0/???

Times I have Complained about Being Required to Plan the Entirety of this Composition Course (During the Planning Time Only): 1/???