Hi Captain Disillusion. In front of you is a computer with unrestricted access to the internet. Attached is a ten minute video of a previous victim trying and succeeding to escape an elaborate trap. All you have to do is figure out what and how I altered in the video. Upon success you will be provided with a large sum of unmarked cash to continue producing videos forever. If you fail I will be very sad and will be forced to turn on the giant electromagnet behind you. Use your head for everything else or die, make your choice captain.
you get lured in by the titles on the youtube videos claiming that they'll "debunk viral meme" and then you watch the videos and it's just a man in face paint having a mental breakdown for 10 minutes
I love captain disillusion but I could never imagine having to explain that to people
yeah I love watching this guy in face paint and a tracksuit explain computer wizardry in words I barely understand and with levels of sarcasm not seen in decades
this is @just-some-normal-jessica 's awesome Mr. Flare design! horrible space clown rat. he needs to be plugged in at all times or he has a battery life of like 2 minutes, so he's generally either absolutely sonic booming around the station looking for an outlet or actually dead less than a meter from a socket because he mistimed it or tripped over the cat.
which is fine because all the time he's doing that he's not shrieking about whatever bullshit he has stuck in his tiny little ocular mishap of a head this week.