#captain hook

[not-wholly-unheroic]

Kinda want to do a virtual Peter Pan book club similar to “Dracula Daily” but it’s only 17 chapters long so it would be super short… But it would be fun to go through the story with people who have never read the original for themselves and with others who have read it before but want to go back and take a closer look at it together. Would anybody actually want to do something like this?

[fangirlcentral1]

I need him in a way that's concerning to feminism

[jokesitos-art]

[douglasbradburyverne]

Disney's "Peter Pan", BEHIND THE SCENES (Released on Feb 5th, 1953)

[kwistowee]

#future in-laws

[bigszs]

captain killian "hook" jones + text posts 8/?

[seaslugfanclub]

Disney parks: Our workers and characters are respectful and mature!

*(Y/N) and the Villains watching in hysterics as a streaker gets carried out by police*

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(Y/N), wearing a cheap party hat and holding a dollar store cake with the words “welcome to your nightmare” on it: We’ve been waiting for you all summer and we’re so glad you’re finally here!!

King Magnifico: Who the hell are you? Where’s my wife??

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Hook: *Shreiks* GET YOUR BLASTED BEASTS WOMAN!!!

Medusa: They don’t bite~

Hook clinging to the ceiling: YES THEY DO!!!

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Ratigan sitting on (Y/N)’s head: Tell me why I’m up here again?

(Y/N): I saw this in a movie and wanted to test it out. You can help me cook and stuff!

*Ratigan proceeds to use (Y/N) to go on a hours long rampage*

[oautincorrectquotes]

Rumple, coming back from shopping: Well, this has been a great day!

Belle: Mm, how so?

Rumple: I ran into Hook.

Belle: How is that great?

Rumple: With my car.

Belle:

[ballpitbee]

YARR

[anteroom-of-death]

I need to find more people who wanna fuck the 2003 Captain Hook and not the Once Upon a Time one, or I will start eating fiberglass.

[claudefrollosreddiamondring]

They so would all be best friends and do the funniest shit ever together #besties fr

[what-is-my-aesthetic]

NO CAPTAIN HOOK HOLDING IT IN DOESN'T DO ANYTHING

[jokesitos-art]

Mmmm yeah.

[kwistowee]

OUAT 3.01 | The Heart of the Truest Believer

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a Pinocchio movie where he and a friend had to fight a dragon lady with a nasty temper, and when they defeated her with a firework, heard her yelling Smee” just like Captain Hook.

[seaslugfanclub]

Hook: As dreadful of a place as this infernal park is, at least I will no longer be haunted by any accursed crocodilians!

(Y/N) whispering to the other Villains: Don’t tell him that all the lakes around the park are filled with crocodiles..

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Frollo: BEGON FOUL CREATURE OF THE ABYSS!!

(Y/N), standing next to hades: *points* Him?

Frollo: NO NOT HIM!!

(Y/N): *points to themselves* Me?

Frollo: YES YOU!!