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me, skipping the chapter with all the emotional warnings: "self care"
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your neighbour has been playing 80's rock and metal for half an hour and when you look over the fence its just some guy in his pyjamas building shitty sand castles with a toddler
#im having a great time tho#nephew tag#captain speaks#actually its funnier if you know that his dad was playing wubs before this
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i got a silly/cute idea last night and started writing it in my notes app and it's only short so hopefully i might be able to post it on here later today
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y'all gotta learn to like. be polite to writers- stop demanding part two's or demanding to be tagged if a part two happens - it might seem harmless but its really fucking annoying, especially to someone whos automatic response to having things demanded of them is "get fucked im not doing it"
most of the people asking to be tagged if i make a part two to that eddie-in-the-back-of-hoppers-car fic have been perfectly lovely about it, using language that doesnt imply theyre expecting anything but instead are hoping for it which is nice!! i find that stuff a little more motivating because it lets me know that people do want to read my work!!
but anyone whos only commented "part two" or "i need part two" or "tag me" with no accompanying message, keep activating my "fuck you" attitude which is frustrating for both me (who is actually somewhat keen to add onto it) and others (who are looking forward to a potential add-on)
i know no ones likely intending to be a dick or to be annoying but thats what it is - youre demanding the time and energy of someone who doesnt have a lot of that. I stress myself out enough with my own writing endeavours (*looking at the fantasy series ive been working on for 8 years*), i dont need strangers on the internet thinking they get to pressure me for content because they've mistaken it for a compliment
im not saying dont ask to be tagged in future parts, or dont ask for a part two - just be nice about it. remember that youre talking to an actual person who has a life outside of tumblr.
#ive seen other writers mention this before but its the first time its actually happened to me outside of ao3 and god#it IS frustrating#i dont owe you anything!!#to everyone who's been nice and lovely and polite: thank you i really appreciate it and i do have intent to add more to that little au#i dont know when it'll happen but its in the works so hopefully it wont be too long#fanfiction#captain speaks#fandom
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come ON babygirl dont do this to me 😭😭
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the fact that steve harrington has such a fancy house but then just. doesn't have a porch gets me every time
#fun fact: right as i finished writing this post i thought someone was trying to open my front door#which was momentarily terrifying until i realised that was NOT happening#and then once i'd gotten over the initial 'oh fuck' reaction#i transitioned easily into sending my cousin a scathing review of the imaginary home invader#''now that the fear's gone im judging whoever this imaginary person was because who comes out all the way out here#to a house that's lit up like a fucking spaceship at fucking 8 oclock at night- so clearly SOMEONES HOME#and then they just go straight for the front door handle? like babe get better at your job.''#''not only that but they didn't even commit- they tried the fucking handle once and then was like 'welp i give up' like ??#if you're gonna end up all the way out here you gotta see it through you gotta try harder than one measly attempt at the door handle.''#anyway yeah why the fuck don't the harringtons have a porch it's so funny to me#steve harrington#captain speaks
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but i need my bedtime story 😭😭
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was trying to think of something to paint for my friends birthday and for some reason all i have is "rat playing a saxophone" so. i guess what's what they're getting
#btw i ended up deciding to go to my friends 21st (the pirate themed one) but im still gonna get a chance to catch up w my other friend#so it all worked out!!#captain speaks
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people with misophonia will be like "hey can you not make that noise?" and then people without misophonia will immediately repeat the noise but more dramatically
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SOMEHOW I MISSED VIOLENT NIGHT BEING ADDED TO NETFLIX SO IM ABOUT TO WATCH THAT AND HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE
#rori i cant promise that i'll be normal about jim hopper after this but i can promise i will be even less normal about this character#hes had 2 seconds of screen time and im already just. being so gay about itm#god.#men.#captain speaks
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as usual i may have been a little overambitious about how much pasta i can eat (will make this mistake agaib)
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its so fucking disheartening realising that no one actually sees me as a guy, they just pretend to - and yeah its great being called theo but its less great being lumped in as one of the girls in the same breath
#i dont mind being the only non-girl invited to something (like my sisters hens for example) bc that just feels like a Gay thing yknow#but when the invite is 'hey girls' its kind of hard to consider that you see me as anything else#and i think the worst part - and this is probably the part of me that lacks self respect - is that i get it.#i have long hair i dress 'fem' and the only steps ive managed to take in my transition are wearing a binder and going by a different name.#so sure. but its still gutting and makes me feel fucking /gross/ makes my stomach hurt and my skin crawl#because like. theyll call me theo and a brother and an uncle and a son but?? do they even mean it??#do they actually believe what theyre saying or is everyone just going along with it because they dont want to look like assholes?#i almost prefer my uncle whos at least UPFRONT about not understanding it#like at least hes honest at least when he calls me a girl i expect it#i just wanna curl up w my nephew and read bc at least he doesnt even understand gender yet#to him i AM just his uncle and thats all he cares about#captain speaks
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growing up is realising abigail was never the villain, shes just a frightfully insecure girl who's only got one thing she loves in the world: dance
#god theyre all so high and mighty tho#oOooOO christian robbed a servo! its the end of the world!! like shut up omg#anyway back to abigail - we've hit her ED arc and i am in shambles#dance academy#captain speaks
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hi can anyone tell me what "doomed by the narrative" actually means?? bc id never heard the term before until more recently and i hate not understanding things
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i cant believe im actually starting one piece
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i find it very funny the way my friends wont let me clean up after them- i went to make a sandwich earlier and as soon as they heard noise in the kitchen they were both like "theo NO" and then just now i walked past to go to bed but just Couldnt Do It so i thought 'i'll just tidy up really quick, they wont even notice' and then you know how when you ask a dog whats in its mouth and it just starts eating faster?? that was me trying to clean up while my friend attempted to herd me out
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