#carlos t scientist palmer

[mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles]

If any of you ever start taking Carlos T. Scientist-Palmer seriously, just remember that he loves his three bean salad which consists of his three favorite beans which are

Garbanzo

Kidney

And jelly

[bulkhummus]

overwhelmed

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Sister Cities: Night Vale (Welcome to Vermillion Falls)

A friendly desert community where the sun is bright, the stars have forsaken us, and the moon is a lie. Welcome to Night Vale.

Good evening, Vermillion Falls! Wow, it's been so long since I last spoke to all of you. I think it was... 2014? 2015, maybe? And I don't know when the last time before then would have been. What a wonderful time it is that we get to participate in this tradition once again. Well anyway, for those of you hearing me for the first time, my name is Cecil Gerswhin Palmer, and I am the community radio host of the beautiful town of Night Vale! In case you didn't know, we are your sister city! You'll never meet us, and we'll never meet you if you know what's good for you, but we are united nonetheless by the ties of family. And what could be stronger than that?

Speaking of family, Vermillion Falls, I'm sure you all remember the guy I was telling you about last time I was on the air - Carlos the Scientist. He is a beautiful man with beautiful hair and an oaky voice, who conducts scientific experiments in his lab by Big Rico's Pizza, and he is utterly perfect in every single imperfect way. The last time I spoke to you, Carlos was my boyfriend, and he had recently returned from being trapped in a desert otherworld. Well - then, Carlos and I have gotten *married*! Isn't that the most wonderful news? Isn't that the most fascinating piece of journalism ever to cross your ears? We had our ceremony on the 15th of December, in 2016, at -

Oh, hang on, Vermillion Falls. I've just been handed a press release by my newest intern, Safa. Safa, should I even be reading Night Vale news, if the people of my community aren't going to hear it? Oh well. I guess it can't hurt. More about my husband soon.

But first, a message from the Night Vale Interfaith Crochet Club and Political Activism Coalition. As many of you know, this group advocates for the recognition of crochet into popular culture, as both an artform and a really cool hobby. "We want everyone to know that regardless of what you believe in, we can all get behind making cool stuff out of yarn" said Robin, who is one of the coalition's organizers, and also a priest at the Temple of Hekate out in the sand wastes. "First, you chain to the desired length. Then, you either go back into the second loop from the hook, or you chain extra and yarn over. Then, you repeat your actions to make various stitches. It's great." The Night Vale Interfaith Crochet Club and Political Activism Coalition would like to invite you to their meetings. You can find them every other Wednesday night from 5:01 to 6:07:32, with locations announced every week on their Instagram page. Crochet materials and political pamphlets will be provided. When asked by a member of the press whether knitters would be welcome at the coalition's meetings, Robin hissed, then threw down zir skein of yarn, then vanished into a puff of vapor. So maybe don't attend the meetings if you like to knit.

This has been: a press release.

Okay, listeners, back to talking about my husband. So, Carlos and I had our ceremony on the 15th of December in 2016, and it's honestly hard to believe that that was almost seven years ago already. It feels like yesterday that my beautiful Carlos walked down the aisle towards me, his face all alight with the love we share as we wed in front of our entire town! And now, we have a beautiful baby boy who we adopted. Although I guess he isn't really a baby anymore, since he's about to turn six. Our sweet Esteban is the joy of our lives, and he takes so well after both his fathers. He started talking at eighteen months, but not in the usual baby-babble way. His first word was "I", followed by the words "desire destruction should follow in my wake, and also I would like another Gerber pouch, please." Carlos and I were so proud of him. How many children have a complete sentence at the same time as their first word? Do you know any children like that, Vermillion Falls? Of course not. My Esteban is a truly remarkable child, completely one of a kind. He loves giraffes and other animals, and he also loves to throw tantrums where he hurls his toys around the room and screams at the sky. When that happens, Carlos has to pick him up and rock him back and forth singing "Valjean's Soliloquy" from Les Miserables until he calms down. And it works every time. I'm so happy with my family. I was texting your radio host, Frank Luna, in our town voice group chat, and I sent him so many pictures of my husband. Like this one, where -

Ughhhh, another press release? Safa, I'm doing extremely important work here. I know this is only your first day, but usually press releases are supposed to be spaced out more, and I just did one! No, I totally did. Um, you might think I've been rambling about my family for a really long time, but time is subjective, and I am the station manager here. Okay, fine. Let's see what we've got.

The Night Vale Board of Education would like to announce an update to all their dictionaries. Effective immediately, they will be changing science curriculums to include "guilt" as a step in the scientific method. "Just take a moment to ponder what you're doing," said Director of Emergency Press Conferences Pamela Winchell, who wore a Jurassic Park Hoodie. "And think about whether it's really worth it, whatever 'it' is that you're about to do. Scientifically, I mean. This makes sense to me. Any questions? Yes, you with the clipboard." Several journalists with clipboards began speaking at the same time. "Leann with the clipboard," Pamela clarified. Leann asked her question, which was not picked up by the mics, but which Pamela helpfully repeated back verbatim. "Is our decision impacted by the recent works of Doctor J-" Here Pamela paused and made a face as if she had just bit into the sourest of lemons. "By Doctor Jan-" Pamela paused again and shakily took a sip of water. "I'm going to pretend you said by 'that woman' because that's more tolerable to me. Yes, it is. Anyone else? No? Alright, bye then." With that, Pamela hastily climbed into a car and drove away. Well, listeners, I must say, I completely agree with this decision. Mostly because I texted my husband to ask him what he thought, and he said he agrees too. So there you have it.

And now for traffic.

A car lies alone in a quiet ditch and the driver is still alive. On the back bumper, there is an array of colorful stickers, all pastel and candy-hued. One sticker says "Night Vale Community College Honor Student", a declaration of personal achievement that would be pretentious, were it not so admirable. There is a sticker that says "Save the Bees" and a sticker that says "Shop local" with a little cartoon farmer. There is a pride flag sticker, a nautical delta flag sticker, a sticker of the US flag on fire. The tires of the car are also on fire. Just the front ones. The left side door is dented inward, and already flowers are growing through the rust hole in the open passenger door. It squeaks on its hinges, still swaying, while dandelions and nightshade poke up through the metal. In the rearview mirror, lights twinkle red and blue. The pieces of metal scattered all around catch this light, and reflect it, dancing all over the quiet ditch and the empty road, a dazzling, shimmery display. A moth lands on the windshield, which resembles a disco ball, if disco balls were vaguely rectangular. The lights are getting closer now, and the moth flits away into the night. A car lies alone in a quiet ditch, and the driver is still alive.

This has been traffic.

Alright, so back to my family. Carlos, Esteban, and I live on Ourobourus Road, in the nicest house on our street. We have a backyard where Esteban plays on his jungle gym, and where we can walk our dog, Aubergine. Safa, what is it now? Oh, right. The weather. I guess I have extended the broadcast a little bit too much. Well, Vermillion Falls, let's go to the weather.

Welcome back, Vermillion Falls.

While we were in the weather, I asked my new intern, Safa, to go over the next few media reports to see if they could just kind of condense them down a little bit for me. I did go a little bit over the time limit, but can you blame me? I haven't talked to you all for years! I really wanted to give you updates about Carlos! Anyway, Safa was reading the reports while they poured themself a glass of water from the sink, but accidentally dropped them in. And when they reached to pick up the soggy papers, Safa's arm sank deep underwater. Much deeper than the half-inch of water pooled into the sink. Their entire body pitched forward, and Safa splashed into the sink. They tried to swim back up, to climb back out of the sink and into Night Vale, but instead, Safa resurfaced in the middle of a lake, in the town of Vermillion Falls!

I know this because Frank just texted our group chat. And according to him, no one who's entered Vermillion Falls through that lake has ever left. It's pretty difficult to find Night Vale, anyways, so it's safe to say that Safa will be there with you guys for a while. Perhaps indefinitely. So, please welcome Safa to your town! I'm sure they'll have a great time. At least, I hope so.

And to the family and loved ones of Intern Safa, they weren't that great of an intern, and they kept interrupting me, but they aren't technically dead, so I can speak as ill of them as I'd like. I'm sure they will call you soon. Just probably from a different time zone.

Alright, back to my broadcast about my husband. That's what this was supposed to be, after all, and I think it's fair enough that I can continue it without any more interruptions. So, settle in, Vermillion Falls! I have a lot to catch you up on. So anyway, Carlos's skin is beautiful and smooth, since he uses an incredible skincare routine made up of two toners and a revitalizing serum, and his cologne...

Broadcast continues for three hours.

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[sun-stone-r-ain]

Existential Dread

I just woke up from an apocalyptical nightmare where everyone I knew had a “let’s eat the last of our food” party so that we could die together.  After I woke up, I remembered that we ARE all going to die (one day) and that climate change is real.  So here’s a Welcome to Nightvale fanfic rec and a link to Ecosia to soothe some of that existential dread.

Title: Love is All You Need to Destroy Your Enemies

Author: shadydave

Fandoms: Welcome to Night vale; The Dresden Files

Pairing: Carlos Ramirez/Cecil Palmer

Author Summery:

There are a few things that Carlos may have neglected to tell Cecil.

Like his last name.

Or how he hasn’t actually dated anyone since his junior year of high school.

Or that he’s a wizard of the White Council and the regional commander of Wardens in the western United States and not, in fact, a scientist.

You know. Minor details.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2207475?view_full_work=true

My notes: The reason I thought of this fic is the following quote:

If there's one thing he learned in the desert otherworld (besides rock-based field medicine and how to repeatedly repair a Power Macintosh) it's that you can't just metaphorically live in the present. It's easier to survive there, focusing only on immediate problems or threats or mysteries. But to truly thrive, part of you has to metaphorically live in the future, planning for the hopes and dreams that don't exist now, but may exist, one day. The exact details aren't so important; what's important is that you're headed somewhere and you know who you want walking beside you.

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The Climate Change Crisis

Obviously what we really need is political action.  One person deciding to get the child size paper cup from McDonald’s instead of the large plastic cup isn’t going to save the world.  We need regulation to cut carbon emissions globally.  We need to switch to other power sources.  I think nuclear power might be our best bet if we can deal with the NIMBYs.

However, I’m nervous at the thought of talking to a hairdresser, let alone my senator.  So here’s a link to Ecosia.  It’s a chrome extension where the revenue goes towards planting trees. Their website mentions Brazil (remember that farmers are setting the Amazon rainforest on fire?) and Indonesia (there’s a video called “why boycotting palm oil is not the solution’)

Link: https://www.ecosia.org/?c=en

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Death

Here’s a link to donate to the Cancer Research Institue: https://give.cancerresearch.org/site/Donation2?df_id=2560&mfc_pref=T&2560.donation=form1

The other leading cause of death is heart disease.  Healthline recommends that I eat a healthy diet, lose weight, and exercise for at least 30 minutes everyday.  Great.  I guess the dog is going to be walked more now?  Or I could join intermural sports.  Go golf with my dad.  IDK.

[desert-bluffs-and-me]

WTNV quick rundown - 65 - Voicemail

Featuring the voice of Kevin R Free as Kevin of Desert Bluffs, Dylan Marron as Carlos the Scientist, Erica Livingston as Maggie Penebaker, Christopher Loar as Donald Penebaker, Jackson Publick as Hiram McDaniels, Jasika Nicole as Dana, Retta as Old Woman Josie, Mara Wilson as The Faceless Old Woman, Meg Bashwiner as Deb, Molly Quinn as Fey, Wil Wheaton as Earl Harlan, Symphony Sanders as Tamika Flynn, Hal Lubin as Steven Carlsberg and Kate Jones as Michelle Nyugen. You have reached the voicemail of Cecil Gershwin Palmer. That might seem like an easy thing to do, but think about how long you had to stay alive just to learn how a phone works and who I am. Congratulate yourself on that. Give yourself a vigorous pat on the back. And don’t forget to leave a message after the heavily distorted sample of a man saying “I JUST COULDN’T EAT ANOTHER BITE”

This is one of the few episodes which doesn't start with a 'welcome to Night Vale' segment. As shown in the above opening, this episode is a collection of 'voicemails' left by various characters. I'll write them in the order they are heard in the episode.

The first message is from Carlos. He rings to tell Cecil that they've started building infrastructure in the otherworld, mainly using the rocks from the mountain but also using parts of old settlements. It seems they've just been 'finding stuff' like microwaves and toolboxes. He also mentions the possibility of getting a tattoo with the definition of science according to Webster's (“I don’t know, but I’m trying to find out, ok?”) with possibly a skull and some roses or an anchor for an 'old timey' feel. He also states that he doesn't understand how people can find scientifically inaccurate jokes funny.

The seventh message is also from Carlos. He apologies for 'leaving so many messages' but tells us that he's found people out in the desert otherworld. They are ex-citizens of Night Vale, currently resting in the 'hot yoga' studio Carlos and the masked warriors built as they're somewhat traumitised from wandering for two years in the largely featureless desert with nothing but a distant rumbling and a light they can feel in the roots of their teeth.

The thirteenth message is also from Carlos. This time he tells us that he's studying the people he found and is on the verge of something really big. He follows this up in the sixteenth message, telling us all of the people he found ended up there after they were lured into the dog park during Poetry Week, that the stuff they keep finding is likely things thrown over the dog park wall by citizens and that if Cecil wants to visit all he has to do is wander into the dog park for a few hundred miles.

The second message is from Michelle. She says that she's got the new Woodie Guthrie album for him. She says that he should come down and see the archival records of bees she's been listening to and maybe hang out because she's lonely and needs more human contact.

The third message is from Steve. Steve is asking if it's alright for Janice to stay with him in a few months as he and Abby want to have a couples vacaction to somewhere romantic, like the warehouse district, the sandwastes, or Arby's. He says to get back to him either by the phone or during one of Cecil's rants about him during his show. He also mentions that Cecil tried to convince him that voicemails weren't real so he wouldn't leave any and that he's sorry if the t-shirt's he made with Carlos and Cecil looking at the lights on them upset him (Steve Carlsberg first Cecilos merch maker???).

The fourth message is from Tamika. She's talking about her and the rest of the 'missing' children taking the books on a kind of 'cattle drive' but also admits that books aren't actually sentient so they won't actually be going anywhere.

The fifth message is from Earl. He says he'd love to be on the show again to make pumpkin pie (with much less blood-splatter than you'd think) and that he's still adjusting from going from a childless teenager to a middle-aged man with an 11 year old and trying to balance his job and being with his son. He finally found out that his son is called Roger.

The sixth message is from Fey, technically. She's doing her normal number readings with chimes in between.

The eight message is from Deb. She's running an ad by him which she plans to run whether he likes it or not. It's an ad proclaiming the superiority of sentient patches of haze.

The ninth message is from the FOW. She has carried moths from outside into his closet so they'll destroy his clothes. She can hear some of them eating one of his suits as she speaks. She's pretty mad he saved Dana. She also says to say hi to Carlos, whom she's always liked.

The tenth message is from Old Woman Josie. She needs a lift to League Night because she stopped believing in her car. Also she's had trouble using his left hand lately, but is still sure they can win.

The eleventh message is from Dana. She says that she did not buy Lot 37, just some collectable spoons and a baseball autographed by Lee Marvin. She's still unsure if she's the original Dana or the double. She mentions how they work 5 minutes drive from each other and yet talk less than when she was in the otherworld.

The twelfth message is from something unknown making weird noises.

The fourteenth message is from Hiram, pretending to be Frank Chen (badly) to try and figure out if Dana has told Cecil about any plans she has.

The fifthteenth message leads onto the weather and is a 'daily automated weather service' (Donald and Maggie, if not mistaken). Weather: "Tag!" by Scarves http://scarvesmusic.bandcamp.com

The last message is from Kevin, who acts like basically nothing happened but a vague 'unpleasantness' and hopes that things have been pleasant for Cecil since. He says he's been working on something big that Cecil will be jazzed about and to get back to him 'ASAP'.

[w2nv]

Hiiii give me your Cecil palmer n Carlos t scientist gender hcs please :3

[creation-sideblog]

Right so I'm working on a little Palmer-Scientist family drawing because wtnv brainrit is strong

And I was scrolling through Google images for a science pun t-shirt for Carlos to have under the labcoat

Well I found this

So I think I found what I'm drawing Cecil in

[inksplit]

[mudstoneabyss]

carlos: why are you... crying(?)

kevin: i just feel that if we were centipedes you wouldn't be my friend

[mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles]

RIP C2E2 2023

I had a Sunday pass for C2E2 with my dad and brother, and man! My first con! It was awesome, guys. I mean, my feet hurt so bad that I wouldn't notice if they fell off, but it was awesome. My best friend was there, too! And I got to spend the entire day in the same building as Vico Ortiz and Mae Whitman, which was epic. I also saw Jill Thompson and got my Sandman volume III signed!

And my haul!

I also got an autographed copy of Witchlight by Jessi Zabarsky (I sadly didn't remember to bring my copy of Coming Back) and a few other things, along with a heavy stack of business cards.

Honestly, there were a couple purchases I regret not making, but all in all it was a great first con experience!

[bulkhummus]

good evening Cecil Palmer and Carlos T. Scientist both think the other is WAY out of each other's league for WILDLY different reasons

[andy-andromedus]

Cecil really is in love with Carlos huh

[savetheearthbros]

Ok

I love the “carlos was is a nerdy boi and was actually really awkward when he first met everyone but Cecil saw him as an amazing and confident person” thing as much as the next guy but I absolutely adore the “Carlos was awkward and Cecil fell for his looking at the ground, figeting with his hand, and stumbling over his words”

[esrah-rah-rasputin]

I’m officially invested in @sm0kebreaks, @kerink, and @game-warden​‘s tma/wtnv crossover ‘verse, I think (edited to include everyone who contributes to this au, because I wasn’t totally sure at first)

[ID: a sketch of Martin Blackwood, Jon Sims, Cecil Palmer, and Carlos the scientist, in a selfie taken by Cecil, with “Welcome to Somewhere Else!” written in the top right corner. All are in sm0kebreaks’s designs of them. Cecil is at the base of the photo, grinning excitedly and holding up a piece sign. He appears to be leaning backwards, since everyone else is viewed from a higher angle. He has his hair in low pigtails, and is wearing a multicolored jacket, three eyed sunglasses, and chunky lightning bolt earrings. Jon is to the left, behind him, and is smiling amusedly. He is wearing a plain shirt that says “t-shirt.” Carlos is to the right, at the same level as Jon, smiling widely with his eyes closed and giving Cecil bunny ears with his fingers. He is wearing a lab coat and a plain t shirt. Martin is behind all of them, in the center near the top, and is smiling with a slightly tired but genuine expression, and waving. He is wearing an acrostic t shirt that says “DILF: damn I love frogs.” There is minimal shading, and each person is blocked in with a color. Cecil is blocked in with teal, Jon is blocked in with green, Carlos is blocked in with purple, and Martin is blocked in with light red. /End ID]

Also yes, this is what’s actually going on:

[ID: a doodle of the same thing from a different angle, without color, of Cecil awkwardly bending backwards to take the selfie, while everyone behind him mostly stands normally. /End ID]

[lesbiancervidologist]

The only pro to cervidologist not being an actual thing is that carlos t. scientist-palmer can only be half mean to me