#carp-e diem

[twstchaos]

Some Culinary Crucible/Master Chef shenanigans, featuring @plutos-hell!!!

I knew there was something fishy about the main ingredient being sourced from Octavinelle.

[trickster-kat]

So... uh, this just happened...

Was not expecting to pull both Deuce AND Jamil. But...

[mint-leaves-in-coffee]

I'm not dead yet

There's another Culinary Crucible sooooo. I'm using the Japan server's name for it oops

Culinary Crucible: The Lure of Fish/Carp-e Diem Recipes

Horse Mackerel Fritters

Fish

Milk

Flour

Egg

Mackerel Curry

Fish

Rice

Powdered Spice

Onion

Carrot

Panfried Breaded Sardines

Fish

Breadcrumbs

Garudhiya

Fish

Powdered Spice

Poke Bowl

Fish

Rice

Avocado

Mackerel in Tomato Sauce

Fish

Consomme

Tomato

Mackerel Sandwich

Fish

Bread

Lettuce

Onion

Acqua Pazza

Fish

Shellfish

Tomato

Garlic

Gochujang Mackerel Pike

Fish

Powdered Spice

Ginger

Garlic

[mayonnaise-is-a-drink]

If Deuce ate mackerel, is it cannibalism?

Deuce, fishing: Viper-senpai, I have caught another one!

Jamil, also fishing: You have a knack for this, Deuce. Just a few more and we can head back to the cafeteria.

Azul, on the other side of the aquarium Octavinelle window, shaking: WHAT THE FUCK

[girlcavalcanti]

breaking news girl realizes that trying to figure her sexuality out is a complete and utter loss of time and just stops doing it :)))))

[der-papero]

Ho deciso di dare un sacco di soldi alla Tumblr Inc.

Apri pagina, tipp tipp tipp, seleziona pagamento, tipp tipp tipp ... click!

[pezzidia]

momenti e tappe

[somehowmags]

i am so bad at guessing which twst event is gonna happen next its kinda funny

[undiariocheparladime]

QUI E ORA

Io e (il) mostro. Storie di dubbi, paure, amore e altre mostruosità

[kathywaller1]

Fifty Springs Are Little Room

Loveliest of Trees Loveliest of trees, the cherry now Is hung with bloom along the bough, And stands about the woodland ride Wearing white for Eastertide. Now, of my threescore years and ten, Twenty will not come again, And take from seventy springs a score, It only leaves me fifty more. And since to look at things in bloom Fifty springs are little room, About the woodlands I will go To see the…

[twstchaos]

Day 137 of my daily visitor post with a proper bonus content announcement for the first time in a while, ehehe!!!

HEHEHE, you sure know when to show when I’m talking about you.

Welcome back again for the eighth time to Ramshackle, my lovely Idia~

[Insert Image of Crowley giving two bottles of starshards here cause ya girl didn’t take a screenshot.]

Oh? What’s this?

Oh fuck, the snake is back. You’re taunting me, snakey, and I don’t much appreciate it.

~~~

Now to the bonus content!!!

I full heartedly believe that all of the naming brain cells went to this event and none to Al’ab Nariya and it’s unnecessary name change.

Awwww, this is so cuuuuuute!!!

This, not so much.

Time to lessen my gem stock even more…

…so, you’ll come on the first 10pull to cook but not even after 70 pulls in your special outfit, Jamil? Rude.

PFFFFFFFFFFT!!! I SAW FANART OF THIS ON INSTAGRAM, BUT I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS A JOKE!!!

[lospalatoredinuvole]

Rido sempre forte proprio quando ho più paura.

Sierra - Carpe Diem

[glassshine]

carp(e) diem

[hashimoto3-14]

Puerperium...

Há um tempo fui questionada sobre o por que nascemos chorando e achei graça porque na hora era um momento de descontração. Mas parando para pensar agora, creio que choramos por deixar a zona de conforto, o local seguro cuja a qual estamos tão familiarizados...

Creio agora que temos muito mais que um único parto em nossas vidas, mas uma infinitude deles, pois tudo que nos faz mudar e sair da zona de forto da medo e nos faz sentir vulneráveis e frágeis.

Começar na escola, sair da escola, começar um curso e sair do curso. Entrar para o mercado de trabalho, sair de um relacionamento, dentre tantos dos processos sociais que somos forjados a enfrentar. Somos constantetemente rasgados e arancados para fora de nossas bolsas "acolhedoras", "nossos abrigos" delimitados por nossos medos, inseguranças e traumas e a verdade é que ninguém está preparado, seja para nascer, viver ou morrer.

Cortar o cordão umbilical é um processo dolorozo e sensível, seja com nossas mães ou com nossas limitações.

Há muito que me acovardo dizendo para mim mesma que não farei tal coisa por não me sentir pronta, mas creio que considerando a briga que minha mãe teve comigo para me cospir para fora ao nascer, se eu tivesse escolha alegaria não estar pronta e muito provavelmente estaria no útero até os dias atuais.

Tatuei "Carpe Diem" para me lembrar de ser corajosa e ir mesmo que com medo, aproveitar os dias, aproveitar a vida, e tenho me esquecido desse principio básico: Ir, mesmo que confusa e com medo. Ir mesmo que insegura e fazer o possível para estar preparada, mas ir mesmo que não estiver.

Romantizar as partes boas e lidar com as partes ruins e enfrentar meus inumeros partos cotidianos.

Por um tempo acreditei que minha morte me assustava, até entender por quantas metamorfoses terei que passar no decorrer da vida e que viver é muito mais altruista e perturbador, mas os bons momentos compensam a falta de sentido mascarado como racionalidade social da era moderna.

Talvez eu não ache uma conclusão ou uma catarse que mude minha vida do dia para a noite, mas de muito me valeu a epifânia do devaneio!

-H.

[tomionefinds]

Hi, do you have any fics where hermione travels to the past and they meet and establish a relationship but then when she’s thrown forward to her time again she ends up meeting him as Voldemort??

Hey Anon,

We had an ask like this a while ago, and also another in our ask box. Gonna copy/pasta our answers and add a few more I thought of since then. -JD

Building a Mystery by StBridgit M | Complete | 256k Avoidance of death provides a powerful impetus for Lord Voldemort to use more than one method to stay alive. If the Horcruxes were not his final play, what would happen? Would it be worth the price he will pay? Hermione finds herself out of place and out of time. What will she do when there is nowhere to run? A Tomione pairing that morphs into LV/Hermione. Reviews welcome!

A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly by Colubrina M | Complete | 27k The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she’d really much rather were dead. “I’m working on the ‘kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later’ plan,” she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott M | Complete | 118k The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems…

Bound by Sharkdiver1980 E/Ma | Complete | 59k After a freak accident occurs while attempting to destroy one of Voldemort’s horcruxes that sends Hermione back in time to the year 1947, she finds herself forcefully subjected to a new law put in place by the ministry to counteract the damage to the wizarding population done by Grindelwald. It was no wonder she had never heard of Proclamation no.1682, otherwise known as “The Marriage Law”, since it had obviously been repealed almost as quickly as it was instated. The problem was, she had already been assigned a husband. HG/TMR

Somewhere in Time by SerpentInRed M | Complete  | 345k Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with time before the world they had known shattered into pieces.

All The Wrong Choices by QueenOfTheDreamers (QueenOfDreamers) M | Complete | 165k Hermione Granger is kidnapped by Severus Snape and taken to Lord Voldemort, who behaves in a bizarrely familiar manner with Hermione. When she’s rocketed back in time by Voldemort, she realises just why he knew her so well in the 1990s - it was because he’d known her very well indeed, as Tom Marvolo Riddle, in an entirely different time. She had to go back because she’d been there. But will she stay? Also has a sequel: Clocks Out of Order.

Restricted by Flaignhan T | Complete | 35k What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG

The Diary by LittleMulattoKitten, weestarmeggie M | WIP | 121k Hermione was suspicious when she found an old journal amongst her things. Tom was intrigued the night someone else's handwriting appeared in his diary. Lord Riddle watches his past unfold from Hermione's side of the timeline to make sure history repeats itself without Albus's interference.

[mysteryshoptls]

Hi Ras, I was wondering if you had a list of all the things that were localized from JPN to ENG? I feel like I saw a post before but I couldn’t remember if it was from you or someone else and I’d thought I ask since you do translations and I didn’t see it in Miscellaneous

Hm, well it wasn't me, but let me see if I can compile everything that has been localized so far:

Main Story

PROLOGUE: Welcome to the Villains' World

BOOK 1: The Rose-Red Tyrant

BOOK 2: The Usurper from the Wilds

BOOK 3: The Merchant from the Depths

BOOK 4: Schemer of the Scalding Sands

BOOK 5: A Beautiful Tyrant

BOOK 6: The Watchman of the Underworld

Event Stories (In JP release order, ignoring encores)

Beanfest: Survival of the Beanest

Fairy Gala

The Phantom Bride

Wish Upon a Star

A Twisted Halloween

The Culinary Crucible: Raising the Steaks

First Anniversary

Camp Vargas

Beanfest: Bean or Be Beaned

The Culinary Crucible: The Spice of Life

A Firelit Sky over the Sands

The Culinary Crucible: The Beaning of Life

A Twisted Halloween II

Sam's New Year Sale 2023 (JP: 2022)

The Culinary Crucible: Carp-e Diem

The Harveston Sledathon

The Culinary Crucible: In Pursuit of Eggcellence

Fairy Gala Remix

Twisted Tsumderland

Port Fest

The Culinary Crucible: A Starch Difference

Camp Vargas 2

Glorious Masquerade

Other

Guest Room Story

Happy Birthday, Prefect! (First Round)

Happy Birthday, Prefect! (Second Round)

All Chats

All Vignettes of permanent cards, as well as events listed above

Common voice lines

Guest Room voice lines

Staff voice lines (as purchased from the Joint Exam shop)

Battle Start, Battle End, Spell 3 voice lines

Rhythmic scenes

I may have missed a few things and may add as I remember them, but this should be what is more or less localized to EN for now.